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LMAO these are deadass accurate. And his follow up thread (here) is even better
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Ta-Nehisi Coates being smart.
White people: please pay attention to this and understand it.







Good DM Dan.
The fact that this has almost 200 notes is ridiculousâŚ
Good DM Dan is a fucking scholar and saint.
Be like Dan.
ThePrettiestOneApparently, I just don't like breathing

Well, you knowâŚshit.
why would you pay someone for 26-51 weeks for doing nothing
you have a very, very odd definition of âdoing nothingâ.
On a scale from zero to American society, how much do you hate women and children










This is not only about Rob and Chyna, this is about all women.
Hello⌠the media is so quick to vilify a black women, itâs disgusting.
ThePrettiestOneBaby steps for vegan serial killers










you: hey iâm autistic and i donât understand that thing you said can you explain
them: clearly a joke about how they donât get it either my dude lol. fucker can you be cute later i just want to know what the hell is going on
ThePrettiestOnePersonally, no. I want no one and nothing near me. Waking up is traumatic for me, I absolutely hate mornings., and the last thing I want to do is communicate with anyone in any way.
Exceptions made for the boyfriend's cat who, despite mostly being indifferent to my presence, celebrates my getting up with her rituel pettin's squiggle dance.
do you ever wake up and just crave intimacy? Like youâd give anything to have woken up with someoneâs arms around you and to be able to feel their breath on your neck? Idk iâm lame
ThePrettiestOneThe fuck did I click that link for?
At least it wasn't Eric

You may have seen Donald Trump Jr.âs name in the news lately. Here are some photos of him.
ThePrettiestOneWell, yes, my vacuum sucks. that's what it's supposed to do, and it's pretty good at it for something I got so cheap. Who the hell vacuums every other day, anyway?

Lifeâs too short to vacuum every other day, but luckily, you can pawn that tedious chore off to a Roomba, and the entry level 652 model is marked down to $250 today on Amazon, which is the best price weâve seen on any Roomba ever.









Donald Jr.âs Trump Tower meeting with Veselnitskaya is only the most recent contact between someone in Trumpâs orbit and Russia to come to light. Here are all the contacts between the Trump team and the Kremlin that have been documented so far. Read more (7/11/17 4 PM)
wow what a bunch of weird and totally crazy coincidences that have nothing at all to do with each other beyond being just a string of totally unrelated coincidences




âWhen I go to sleep at night, thereâs never a day so far where I donât think of her. And when I think of her, and I hope you can appreciate this mental image, sheâs looking down from the celestial stratosphere with those big brown eyes and that sly smile on her face as she lovingly extends me the middle finger.â â Mark Hamill

ranks of hand strength:
- smug woman
- agitated woman
- angry man
- angriest man
- gorilla
This was my favorite Animorphs book.
Donald Trump Jr. has released a statement along with a series of back and forth emails between his account and that of publicist Rob Goldstone. Trump Jr. may have expected this to clear up the issue âŚÂ and it does. It makes it crystal clear.
Good Morning.
Emin just asked me to contact you with something very interesting. The Crown prosecutor of Russia met with his father Aras this morning, and in their meeting offered to provide the Trump campaign with some official documents and information that would incriminate Hillary and her dealings with Russia and could be very useful to your father.
This is obviously very high level and sensitive information but is part of Russia and itâs governmentâs support for Mr. Trump â helped along by Aras and Emin.
What do you think is the best way to handle this information and would you be able to speak to Emin about it directly?
I can also send this information to your father via Rhona, but it is ultra sensitive so I wanted to send to you first.
Best,Â
Rob Goldstone.
Donald Trump Jr. replies 15 minutes later âŚ
Thanks Rob, I appreciate that. I am on the road at the moment but perhaps I just speak to Emin first. Seems we have some time and if itâs what you say I love it especially later in the summer. Can we do a call first thing next week when I am back?
The crown prosecutor of Russia is a position directly appointed by Vladimir Putin.
billionaire could give me %.01 of his wealth and change my life while he is virtually unaffected.
0.01% of $1,000,000,000 is $100,000.
Which, for some people, is as much as theyâd make in five years of 60 hour weeks of labor.
And this is one hundredth of one percent of the bare minimum of being a billionaire.Also, if the billionaire has a decent bank account setup (which, letâs face it, billionaire has), that $100,000 will just come back the next time interest happens. It is a perpetually regenerating $100,000.
With $100,000 I could fix my credit, buy a house in my familyâs hometown and a car, drive back there to live, and have a small cushion left over to get me through till I find a local jobâwhich wouldnât have to be high-paying, mind, since my house would be paid off. If I brought my mom with me, she could afford to quit her three jobs and start collecting on her Social Security. We could live quite well and I might not even have to finish college to get a job with a wage that would pay our bills and expenses. âLife-changingâ is no exaggeration.
reasons USA capitalism and especially âtrickle down economicsâ are both bullshit: because they allow situations like this
ThePrettiestOneLEAVE HER ALONE.

Just a few months after a terrorist attack at a Manchester Ariana Grande concert killed 22 people, another one of the popstarâs shows was threatened with an attack.
ThePrettiestOneSo we're OK with implying this stuff wasn't STOLEN, so much as it jumped on to a plane of their own free will to go live in Hobby Lobby?

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This is actually a common naming convention for cases. United States v. One Package of Japanese Pessaries is an actual Supreme Court case, for example.
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Theyâre called in rem cases and as far as Iâm concerned every single one of them is a gem name-wise. Iâve personally always been fond of United States v. Approximately 64,695 Pounds of Shark Fins, though United States v. One Tyrannosaurus Bataar Skeleton is pretty great too.
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The next time the United States has to go vs. One T. Rex, I suggest we let 45 fight it personally.
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ThePrettiestOneOK, I don't actually have 6 minutes to watch a video like this.
But is it actually safe to be running machinery like this when you're high enough to think it's a good idea to do this?
Itâs late afternoon after a long weekend and lord knows you probably donât want to be wherever you are right now. Weâve got you covered with this soul-saving video of a hydraulic press doing gloriously destructive things to a series of unlucky fast food burgers.
If youâre not familiar with the Hydraulic Press Channel on YouTube, then youâve been missing out on some of the most hilariously pointless footage ever committed to digital video.
In the latest clip, the Finnish folks that have crushed everything from âdeep freezed stuffâ to cable boxes, and who were famously unable to fold a sheet of paper more than seven times, work their way through fast food burgers, with results that you can pretty much expect.
The real fun comes about two minutes into the below video, when they stack six burgers in an extrusion canister, then use the press to force the beef, cheese, buns, lettuce, pickles, and special sauce through a single 3mm hole.
When the host of the segment says, âIt is going to be quite messy,â he is making a gross understatement.
Enjoy, and be sure to watch the slow-motion replay accompanied by Rossiniâs âWilliam Tell Overture.â
by Robert Faturechi, Al Shaw, Terry Parris Jr., ProPublica and Danielle Ivory, The New York Times,
In February, President Trump ordered federal agencies to form task forces charged with finding regulations to weaken or eliminate. While the names of appointees to executive-agency task forces are typically made public, some agencies are refusing to reveal who is on their panels
ThePrettiestOneJohn Adams doesn't have a real job anyway.
i just saw an ad about how the founding fathers wouldnât foster safe spaces or trigger warnings and all i can think about is when john adams made it illegal to make fun of him
"Several years ago, a client brought me a box turtle that had been hit by a car. I used fiberglass to repair his broken shell and then released him in my woods. Recently, while walking on my hillside, I spotted an odd pattern in the leaves. To my amazement, there was my old patient with the fiberglass still on... years later! Sometimes, being a vet is the best thing there is."From the Facebook page of the Hocking Hills Animal Center, via Bored Panda.




âWe matterâ: Dozens with pre-existing conditions stage D.C. sit-in over GOP health care bill
- Marthella Johnson was born with one kidney. At a young age, the 42-year-old resident of Little Rock, Arkansas, developed kidney stones.
- Before the Affordable Care Act, many insurers considered kidney stones a pre-existing condition and wouldnât insure people like Johnson.Â
- After it went into effect, Johnson said she was able to buy insurance through her stateâs marketplace.
- That could change if Congressional Republicans get their way and the ACA is repealed.Â
- Thatâs why Johnson and more than 100 others came from at least 21 states to Washington, D.C., on Monday to protest a bill currently before the U.S. Senate that would repeal much of the ACA and replace it with a market-oriented system. Read more (7/10/17)
ThePrettiestOneBetter me than you.
when I was a kid, âparkourâ was called âfree-running,â which is a WAY cooler name in my opinion but anyway.
my older brother and I went through a a huge free-running phase, watching youtube videos about how to climb brick/stone walls and jump off high places safely etc.
I was already part-squirrel so it just made sense.
Eventually, we moved on from it when I was like thirteen but when that chicken flew onto the CVS Pharmacy roof and the only way to get to it was to shimmy up a concrete pole, brace myself against a chain-link fence, and then hop onto a brick ledge,
I was just like
[anime protag voice] âall of my trainingâŚâŚâŚâŚ âŚwas for this chicken.âÂ
What even is your life?
my brother was going through a ninja phase unrelated to naruto, I was in my naruto phase, and I guess we both like the idea of being able to jump off of building unscathed. It honestly worked out.
Are ladders illegal at the CVS Pharmacy?
Are you accusing me of being a person who stops and considers a situation before acting