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11 Sep 00:19

bi-magnus: remember when jake peralta punched his childhood hero in the face bc he used a...

bi-magnus:

remember when jake peralta punched his childhood hero in the face bc he used a homophobic slur against captain holt. what a good bean

11 Sep 00:19

continue-puh-leez: hillary-for-president2016: “Hillary is so good at delivering the good that when...

ThePrettiestOne

It's not like winning an election makes the members of the opposing party go away. Yes, I'm personally ridiculously liberal. This doesn't mean that I don't understand that the president is going to have to be some flavor of centrist.

continue-puh-leez:

hillary-for-president2016:

“Hillary is so good at delivering the good that when she was in the Senate Karl Rove literately sent out a memo forbidding republican senators from talking to her because she kept getting them to support progressive causes.

She’d get to know each individual senator as a person, find some area where they weren’t shitty human beings, and talk them across party lines.

Her partnerships were deemed so successful … that Karl Rove, according to a source close to him, sent word last year to halt Republican cooperation with her—an edict that has been ignored. 

As the atmosphere in Washington has deteriorated, Clinton has emerged within the Senate as the unlikeliest of figures: she, not George W. Bush, has turned out to be a uniter, not a divider.

She walks softly but carries the biggest sticks. This is going to be great”

x

Why I would pull my hair in frustration every time a Bernie voter pointed out that she was friendly with or supported by a bigot or republican. You do realize that Republicans are basically your -coworkers- when you’re in the senate, right?

That leaders of bigoted special interest groups have an impact on our country whether someone meets with them & tries to reel them in or just leaves them to their own hateful devices.

Hillary Clinton would AT LEAST meet up with these people to let them know she had her eye on them, and at most to get them to do the most progressive thing they were capable of.

10 Sep 23:48

rapturezoo: npc: hey do you have a second, i have a mission for you me, crying, my hands full of...

ThePrettiestOne

The number one thing that drives me nuts about actually playing D&D with actual people.

rapturezoo:

npc: hey do you have a second, i have a mission for you

me, crying, my hands full of side quests: ………….yes

10 Sep 20:17

fuckyeahsavagesistas: Storms! Source:...



fuckyeahsavagesistas:

Storms!

Source: sophisticated-boom-boom.tumblr.com

10 Sep 17:38

"As it stands now, the F-35 would need to run away from combat and have other planes come to its..."

“As it stands now, the F-35 would need to run away from combat and have other planes come to its rescue, since it ‘will need support to locate and avoid modern threats, acquire targets, and engage formations of enemy fighter aircraft due to outstanding performance deficiencies and limited weapons carriage available (i.e., two bombs and two air-to-air missiles).’”

-

Dab Grazier and Mandy Smithberger, War Is Boring

My friends : the F-35, the most expensive weapon system the US has ever bought. The only problem is … it doesn’t work. At all.

Remember this, when you hear politicians say that we can’t afford things like healthcare for all Americans.

10 Sep 17:29

lokis-kitten: So, I was telling @egogrumps how much better this...



lokis-kitten:

So, I was telling @egogrumps how much better this scene would be if they used britney spears Toxic in the back… and then my hand slipped.

everytime yall see this scene now your gonna think of this song your welcome

10 Sep 06:38

scientia-rex: cold-blooded-replicant: roll-for-anal-circumferen...



scientia-rex:

cold-blooded-replicant:

roll-for-anal-circumference:

atomictiki:

captainblackhook:

recapdrake:

hotdogcephalopod:

ignotum-per-aeque-ignotum:

did-you-kno:

Source

This is important to remember.
While Freud played a crucial role in the development of modern psychology and therapy, his theories were all untestable at best and rampagingly sexist at worst. He had absolutely no empirical data and his theories, while very thought out, are complete bullshit.
It is good to learn about him and his theories to have a basis for understanding modern psychology, but under no circumstances should his work be applied to anything beyond a historical and academic perspective.

I am so thankful for this post

Freud was a coked up sexist asshole who projected all his issues on other people

Sometimes a freud is just a fraud

Freud discredited himself in later years

That is a critical thing to understand about Freud. The first person to systematically rip apart his theories and debunk them critical and serious manner was Freud himself.

Which is an incredibly brave thing to do even in academia, and sadly one which rarely gets the respect it deserves.

GUESS WHAT’S STILL BEING TAUGHT LIKE IT’S A VALID THING IN MEDICAL SCHOOL

MEDICAL. FUCKING. SCHOOL

and guess which prof got suuuuuper mad when I was like “ah yes excuse me this is horseshit”

10 Sep 06:34

stephendann: jayadan: A friend of mine at 15 and 50. Some...



stephendann:

jayadan:

A friend of mine at 15 and 50. Some things change, some don’t.

Talk about leveling up.

10 Sep 06:31

aroford: how i always think writing will go: okay i’ve plotted out everything, i just need to write...

aroford:

how i always think writing will go: okay i’ve plotted out everything, i just need to write the actions that fit together. which is hard, but i’ve planned well enough that i can get through this chapter if i just keep at it

how writing actually ends up going: i have a plot hole because of soup

10 Sep 01:33

ellidfics: wilwheaton: This is how they set the...



ellidfics:

wilwheaton:

This is how they set the narrative.

Lauer wastes time making statements that aren’t actually questions about a matter that has been settled by the FBI, the GOP-lead committee that’s been investigating it forEVER, and has been covered to fucking DEATH by TV news, but when he finally got to the foreign policy questions THE FUCKING THING WAS SUPPOSED TO BE ABOUT, he interrupted Hillary Clinton every single time she was talking. 

So, without providing that context, CNN spins it as her being “unwilling to abide by time constraints.” 

They have to find some way to reach for equivalence, even (usually) when they have to invent it. Trump lied repeatedly, spoke about a classified briefing, and contradicted himself throughout the whole thing. But Hillary Clinton was defensive, so that’s the same thing. Maybe the “controversy” around Trump will overshadow that. Maybe.

Also, sexism.  Men *constantly* interrupt women and won’t let them finish a sentence, then turn around and accuse women of talking too much.

10 Sep 01:32

bolto: i hate when ppl say shit like BUT ANTIDEPRESSANTS ALTER YOUR BRAIN FUNCTION UNNATURALLY READ...

bolto:

i hate when ppl say shit like BUT ANTIDEPRESSANTS ALTER YOUR BRAIN FUNCTION UNNATURALLY READ UP ON IT NURGGHH like yeah, youre right, they force it to produce serotonin so i can function, similar to how i take thyroxine bc my thyroid doesnt fucking make the right shit, similar to how people with diabetes take insulin, similar to how people with low iron take iron supplements, you thin slice of nutloaf

do you yell at people for eating food bc their body doesnt just naturally photosynthesize energy on its own

10 Sep 01:32

catbountry: intercal: This is the American Gothic. If you’ve...

ThePrettiestOne

I don't know if this is American Gothic, exactly, but I know what they're getting at. It's kind of like Airportland. Like if you close your eyes for a second you'll slip from one city to another. But neither one of them will actually have names.



catbountry:

intercal:

This is the American Gothic. If you’ve never been to the USA, this image sums it up pretty well.

#I feel like I’ve driven past this before#been exactly here#but at the same time I’m not sure

Same, actually.

Seriously I’ve been to this same intersection in a NUMBER of cities. They all look the same. It’s creepy.

10 Sep 01:27

crzydemona: werelibrarian: spaceisprettycool: jennytrout: “An...















crzydemona:

werelibrarian:

spaceisprettycool:

jennytrout:

“And the fans won’t include her on any of their top ten companion lists, as the legend goes.”

^^^

Sometimes a year of work, and not just timey-wimey, saves the world. 

Is Martha hanging out with Lucifer?

10 Sep 01:27

kerryrenaissance: spacemonkeyg78: blairdiggory: xya-mystery: blairdiggory: Who wants to hear...

kerryrenaissance:

spacemonkeyg78:

blairdiggory:

xya-mystery:

blairdiggory:

Who wants to hear about the time my dad turned down a loan offer for Donald Trump, and Trump threw a total shit fest in the media?

Am really curious now.

Ok so when I lived in Texas my dad worked for this big finance company.
One day Donald Trump/his people came to the building and were like “Hey! We want a loan! Sign this thing!” (For whatever reason they were building a casino, I think? I don’t know where or how it was legal but yeah) And everyone at my dad’s business was like ey it’s Donald Trump, why not.
Except my dad.
He looked over the loan’s terms and was like “Guys no this is not a good idea” so he went to his boss, who looked at it further and decided “Oh hey, you have a good point” so my dad’s team decided not to give Trump the loan.
When the group’s decision had been reached, they notified Trump, who proceeded to go fucking ballistic.
Trump called up the CEO of the company and was like “YOUR DUMB ASS EMPLOYEES WONT GIVE ME THIS LOAN” and at this point my dad and his boss were making crosses over their hearts because good lord were they gonna get fired.
But the CEO looked at the loan’s terms and said “hey dude, I totally agree with what my employees said, and I’m gonna stick with their decision”
And Trump threw this MAJOR SHIT STORM and got all over the media, calling out the company, telling them that he’s gonna get an even better deal at some other company. And my dad’s CEO was just like lol have fun.
Trump never got a better deal and then his casino went out of business and my dad and his boss didn’t get fired and have really good jobs now.
The End.

Moral of the story? Don’t give Donald Trump what he asks for and you’ll keep your job, your money and your integrity. In addition you get to watch a blowhard blow hard.

Remember this when it’s time to vote.

10 Sep 01:18

bead-bead: mikaisyuu: thefingerfuckingfemalefury: mama-sass: ...



bead-bead:

mikaisyuu:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

mama-sass:

systlin:

underlandwarrior:

Practical, not sexist or supposed-to-look-hot female armor which actually protects you.

Look. 

Look at the lack of tit cups. 

Bonus:

Bad ass ladies in practical armour is my jam

I’m swooning who’s the last one

Captain Phasma from Star Wars;The Force Awakens, played by the wonderful Gwendoline Christie

09 Sep 20:05

thefingerfuckingfemalefury: panicatthethirdrail: thefingerfucki...





thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

panicatthethirdrail:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

thebaconsandwichofregret:

Amy Schumer throws a guy out of her show for heckling and it’s a “glorious takedown”

Zendaya shuts down a rape threat and she’s “attacking” someone.

Funny that.

Why can’t this Aggresive Black Woman just passively accept freaks sending her rape threats instead of getting so ANGRY about it

People who aren’t angered by rape threats are the ones I want to talk about. 

Got to “Love” how they’re acting like the person who made a rape threat is the victim here ._.

09 Sep 20:03

reginaofyork: liteskin-slaveboy: bellaxiao: she’s only...







reginaofyork:

liteskin-slaveboy:

bellaxiao:

she’s only 62

Right? Only? When I read this book in the first grade it felt like she was ancient. But damn less than 60 years ago schools were still segregated

I double checked her age in case this was an old post still floating around tumblr, but it is correct. She turned 62 yesterday (9/8/16). Excuse me while I go try to wrap my mind around this now…

09 Sep 17:15

klefable: a moment of silence for all the internet friends who you lost track of years ago and...

klefable:

a moment of silence for all the internet friends who you lost track of years ago and still think about sometimes 

09 Sep 17:15

Photo



09 Sep 17:09

ninjaeyecandy: humansofnewyork: “I was taking a law school...



ninjaeyecandy:

humansofnewyork:

“I was taking a law school admissions test in a big classroom at Harvard. My friend and I were some of the only women in the room. I was feeling nervous. I was a senior in college. I wasn’t sure how well I’d do. And while we’re waiting for the exam to start, a group of men began to yell things like: ‘You don’t need to be here.’ And ‘There’s plenty else you can do.’ It turned into a real ‘pile on.’ One of them even said: ‘If you take my spot, I’ll get drafted, and I’ll go to Vietnam, and I’ll die.’ And they weren’t kidding around. It was intense. It got very personal. But I couldn’t respond. I couldn’t afford to get distracted because I didn’t want to mess up the test. So I just kept looking down, hoping that the proctor would walk in the room. I know that I can be perceived as aloof or cold or unemotional. But I had to learn as a young woman to control my emotions. And that’s a hard path to walk. Because you need to protect yourself, you need to keep steady, but at the same time you don’t want to seem ‘walled off.’ And sometimes I think I come across more in the ‘walled off’ arena. And if I create that perception, then I take responsibility. I don’t view myself as cold or unemotional. And neither do my friends. And neither does my family. But if that sometimes is the perception I create, then I can’t blame people for thinking that.”

In my law school, in 2010, a male student demanded why women were taking up the slots and jobs that should be filled by men with families to support. My class was less than 30% female.

A male judge in a trial advocacy tournament told me to tone down my cross-examination, that I couldn’t afford to come off as a “bitch.” He let my male opponent verbally shred his witness.

In high school, a judge at my forensics tournament told me I’d gotten a better score than my female competitors because I had a lower, more masculine voice and it was more pleasant to listen to.

In middle school, a male math teacher in an accelerated spatial reasoning course told the class that girls’ brains weren’t developed for spatial reasoning the way boys’ were, and that we wouldn’t do as well as the boys. I got a B+ in that class–the lowest grade I ever got in middle and high school.

But I went to law school because women like Hillary Rodham paved the way. I became a lawyer because women like her fought and argued and proved their–our–worth. I’ve been lucky to have amazing opportunities and challenges in my career, but it’s due to my foremothers that I ever got this far.

09 Sep 17:00

teenwitched: agooduniverse: turtletotem: I have long said...

09 Sep 13:47

Elon Musk Is Having a Very Hard Time After Last Week’s Explosion

by Maddie Stone on Gizmodo, shared by Adam Clark Estes to io9
ThePrettiestOne

So, does anyone know what Peter Thiel was doing that week?

The cause of the enormous blaze last week that destroyed a SpaceX Falcon 9 rocket as well as Mark Zuckerberg’s $95 million internet satellite remains unknown. And it could take SpaceX a long time to solve the mystery, judging from the way Elon Musk has been tweeting this morning.

Read more...

09 Sep 13:39

Donald Trump Is Not Really an Expert in Reading the Secret 'Body Language' Of Intelligence Officials 

by Anna Merlan on The Slot, shared by Julianne Escobedo Shepherd to Jezebel
ThePrettiestOne

"Donald Trump, a rooster who wandered into the house and has to be restrained beneath a metal wastebasket,"
Please, PLEASE tell me that someone on the internet is archiving the various "Donald Trump," descriptors. People are putting a lot of creativity into these, and it would be a shame to lose them to the void.

Donald Trump, a rooster who wandered into the house and has to be restrained beneath a metal wastebasket, was recently given two classified intelligence briefings. If that thought fills you with panic, it’s because you correctly predicted what happened next: he’s talking about them.

Read more...

09 Sep 12:58

cameoamalthea: Ok so Rebecca Black was a 13 year old Latina girl who got scammed by a company that...

cameoamalthea:

Ok so Rebecca Black was a 13 year old Latina girl who got scammed by a company that preyed on girls like her. They promised to help kids with dreams get a singing career but instead just took their money, like college fund level money, and made terrible music videos like a vanity press for aspiring singers.

Basically they made their money taking advantage of kids, promising them they’d be famous just like their favorite teen idol and maybe get to meet and perform with them once they were famous too, and conning their loving parents into paying out tons of money for nothing.

Rebecca Black was different than other kids because the video she got was so bad it went viral. The company she worked with did everything wrong, even auto tuning a kid with a decent voice until she sounded like a robot. She was a teenage girl who is trusted an adult who promises he’s a music expert and in the end not only did the company take her money with no intention of actually helping her get anyway where, she became a national joke and the target of bullying online and IRL along with the friends she’d invited to be the video with her. (I’m talking death threats)

Because making fun of girls, right?

On the bright side the song was catchy and the parody value made it and Rebecca famous, but the scam company wanted all the money off of it. So now the one time their company didn’t just cause parents and teens to lose money, they were hell bent on robbing a freaking middle schooler.

That’s why it’s so great to see her have a hit single at 19. To show the world and everyone who laughed at her or treated her like a joke (and that probably includes the people who scammed her and made the Friday video, then tried to rob her once it went viral) that the jokes not on her. She has talent and she’s going to make it!

09 Sep 12:57

adulthoodisokay: chrismenning: poldberg: A late night...

ThePrettiestOne

Seriously, a strong part of the reason I'm not a Christian has to do with actual Christians who insist they (and everybody else) HAVE to "live by the book," and then spend inordinate amounts of time and energy "proving" that the words in the book don't mean what the words in the book say.

















adulthoodisokay:

chrismenning:

poldberg:

A late night interpretation of Jesus’ thoughts about rich people by Sensitive Mark

While we’re at it, don’t forget that one time that Jesus saw predatory lending practices going down in the temple and he actually got violent.

Yes. Jesus got violent. Over predatory lending practices.

Throwing tables and threatening people with a whip. Jesus was super pissed.

And that part is consistent across all four of the Gospels. Mathew, Mark, Luke, and John vary in a lot of places, but they’re consistent on the money changers story.

Also, the paintings that this inspired are pretty rad.

99% of the time, Jesus was all “love thy neighbor” and “turn the other cheek” and “if someone asks you to walk a mile with them, walk two,” but where usury was concerned, he’d straight up kick your ass. 

Jesus: “Be chill. We should all be chill. But also don’t lend money to people and charge them ridiculously high interest rates. Don’t do that. Especially not when people borrow money for the purpose of doing the right thing and making themselves better people. I really fucking hate that. Seriously, just don’t.”

*smashcut to 2016*

Me, living in a society that is intrinsically founded upon Christian doctrine and beliefs: “Student loan debt and credit card interest rates, am I right?”

09 Sep 12:40

Personality; not just for humans

wolveswolves:

We usually see “elephants”—or “wolves” or “killer whales” or “chimps” or “ravens” and so on—as interchangeable representatives of their kind. But the instant we focus on individuals, we see an elephant named Echo with exceptional leadership qualities; we see wolf 755 struggling to survive the death of his mate and exile from his family; we see a lost and lonely killer whale named Luna who is humorous and stunningly gentle. We see individuality. It’s a fact of life. And it runs deep. Very deep.

Individuality is the frontier of understanding non-human animals. But for decades, the idea was forbidden territory. Scientists who stepped out of bounds faced withering scorn from colleagues. Jane Goodall experienced just that. After her first studies of chimpanzees, she enrolled as a doctoral student at Cambridge. There, as she later recalled in National Geographic, “It was a bit shocking to be told I’d done everything wrong. Everything. I shouldn’t have given them names. I couldn’t talk about their personalities, their minds or their feelings.” The orthodoxy was: those qualities are unique to humans.

But these decades later we are realizing that Goodall was right; humans are not unique in having personalities, minds and feelings. And if she’d given the chimpanzees numbers instead of names?—their individual personalities would still have shined.

“If ever there was a perfect wolf,” says Yellowstone biologist Rick McIntyre, “It was Twenty-one. He was like a fictional character. But real.” McIntyre has watched free-living wolves for more hours than anyone, ever.

Even from a distance Twenty-one’s big-shouldered profile was recognizable. Utterly fearless in defense of his family, Twenty-one had the size, strength, and agility to win against overwhelming odds. “On two occasions, I saw Twenty-one take on six attacking wolves—and rout them all,” Rick says. “Watching him felt like seeing something that looked supernatural. Like watching a Bruce Lee movie. I’d be thinking, ‘A wolf can’t do what I am watching this wolf do.’” Watching Twenty-one, Rick elaborates, “was like watching Muhammad Ali or Michael Jordan—a one-of-a-kind talent outside of ‘normal.’”

Twenty-one was a superwolf. Uniquely, he never lost a fight and he never killed any defeated opponent. And yet Twenty-one was “remarkably gentle” with the members of his pack. Immediately after making a kill he would often walk away and nap, allowing family members who’d had nothing to do with the hunt eat their fill.

One of Twenty-one’s favorite things was to wrestle little pups. “And what he really loved to do,” Rick adds, “was pretend to lose. He just got a huge kick out of it.” Here was this great big male wolf. And he’d let some little wolf jump on him and bite his fur. “He’d just fall on his back with his paws in the air,” Rick half-mimes. “And the triumphant-looking little one would be standing over him with his tail wagging.

“The ability to pretend,” Rick adds, “shows that you understand how your actions are perceived by others. I’m sure the pups knew what was going on, but it was a way for them to learn how it feels to conquer something much bigger than you. And that kind of confidence is what wolves need every day of their hunting lives.”

In Twenty-one’s life, there was a particular male, a sort of roving Casanova, a continual annoyance. He was strikingly good-looking, had a big personality, and was always doing something interesting. “The best single word is ‘charisma,’” says Rick. “Female wolves were happy to mate with him. People absolutely loved him. Women would take one look at him—they didn’t want you to say anything bad about him. His irresponsibility and infidelity; it didn’t matter.”

One day, Twenty-one discovered this Casanova among his daughters. Twenty-one ran in, caught him, biting and pinning him to the ground. Other pack members piled in, beating Casanova up. “Casanova was also big,” Rick says, “but he was a bad fighter.” Now he was totally overwhelmed; the pack was finally killing him.

“Suddenly Twenty-one steps back. Everything stops. The pack members are looking at Twenty-one as if saying, ‘Why has Dad stopped?’” The Casanova wolf jumped up and—as always—ran away.

After Twenty-one’s death, Casanova briefly became the Druid pack’s alpha male. But, Rick recalled: “He doesn’t know what to do, just not a leader personality.” And although it’s very rare, his year-younger brother deposed him. “His brother had a much more natural alpha personality.” Casanova didn’t mind; it meant he was free to wander and meet other females. Eventually Casanova and several young Druid males met some females and they all formed the Blacktail pack. “With them,” Rick remembers, “he finally became the model of a responsible alpha male and a great father.”

The personality of a wolf ‘matriarch’ also helps shape the whole pack. Wolf Seven was the dominant female in her pack. But you could watch Seven for days and say, ‘I think she’s in charge,’ because she led subtly, by example. Wolf Forty, totally different; she led with an iron fist. Exceptionally aggressive, Forty had done something unheard of: actually deposed her own mother.

For three years, Forty ruled the Druid pack tyrannically. A pack member who stared a moment too long would find herself slammed to the ground, Forty’s bared canines poised above her neck. Yellowstone research director Doug Smith recalls, “Throughout her life she was fiercely committed to always having the upper hand, far more so than any other wolf we’ve observed.”
Forty heaped her worst abuse on her same-age sister. Because this sister lived under Forty’s brutal oppression, she earned the name Cinderella.

One year Cinderella split from the main pack and dug a den to give birth. Shortly after she finished the den, her sister arrived and delivered one of her infamous beatings. Cinderella just took it, as always. No one ever saw any pups at that den.

The next year, Cinderella, Forty, and a low-ranking sister all gave birth in dens dug several miles apart. New wolf mothers nurse and guard constantly; they rely on pack members for food. That year, few pack members visited the bad-tempered alpha. Cinderella, though, found herself well assisted at her den by several sisters.

Six weeks after giving birth, Cinderella and several attending pack members headed out, away from her den—and stumbled into the queen herself. Forty immediately attacked Cinderella with was, even for her, exceptional ferocity. She then turned her fury onto another of her sisters who’d been accompanying Cinderella, giving her a beating too. Then as dusk settled in, Forty headed toward Cinderella’s den. Only the wolves saw what happened next, but Doug Smith and Rick McIntyre pieced together what went down.

Unlike the previous year, this time Cinderella wasn’t about to remain passive or let her sister reach her den and her six-week-old pups. Near the den a fight erupted. There were at least four wolves, and Forty had earned no allies among them.

At dawn, Forty was down by the road covered in blood, and her wounds included a neck bite so bad that her spine was visible. Her long-suffering sisters had, in effect, cut her throat. She died. It was the only time researchers have ever known a pack to kill its own alpha. Forty was an extraordinarily abusive individual. The sisters’ decision, outside the box of wolf norms, was: mutiny. Remarkable.

But Cinderella was just getting started. She adopted her dead sister’s entire brood. And she also welcomed her low-ranking sister and her pups. And so that was the summer that the Druid Peak pack raised an unheard-of twenty-one wolf pups together in a single den.

Out from under Forty’s brutal reign, Cinderella developed into the pack’s finest hunter. She later went on to become the benevolent matriarch of the Geode Creek pack. Goes to show: a wolf, as many a human, may have talents and abilities that wither or flower depending on which way their luck breaks.

“Cinderella was the finest kind of alpha female,” Rick McIntyre says. “Cooperative, returning favors by sharing with the other adult females, inviting her sister to bring her pups together with her own while also raising her vanquished sister’s pups—. She set a policy of acceptance and cohesion.” She was, Rick says, “perfect for helping everyone get along really well.”

(This piece is adapted from Carl Safina’s most recent book, Beyond Words; What Animals Think and Feel, which will is newly out in paperback)

09 Sep 11:35

witchgansey: like in all fairness, fuck victor frankenstein ,, but tbh if i’d spent a shit ton of...

ThePrettiestOne

A Memoir

witchgansey:

like in all fairness, fuck victor frankenstein ,, but tbh if i’d spent a shit ton of time on something and it didn’t turn out exactly how i wanted, i too would go to bed and let the situation go completely out of control, resulting in a body count and vengeance arc, honestly

09 Sep 11:30

bathtub cat strikes back

deadcatwithaflamethrower:

tothesummerday:

let me tell you about my cat.

She’s quite pretty and cute (that’s why she’s called Bajadera like the Croatian sweet cookie) and also quite old (about 11-13 cos she’s a rescue cat and we are not sure how really old she is. She might be 20 :P).

So she loved spending time in our bathtub. That was her absolutely fav place even if bathtub was old and ugly and I hated it. This July we had a major bathroom renovation and the bathtub had to go. Now we have a very nice, shiny shower.

Bajadera doesn’t like the shower (even if it’s so cool!).

But… she likes the new sink. My absolutely perfect, pretty, square sink I chose myself.

She probably thinks we put it in the bathroom especially for her…

You can just imagine how my absolutely perfect, pretty sink looks like after she eventually leaves it. Full of hair, bits of cat litter etc.

We tried everything:

Putting water in it? Bajadera was so happy, she loves water and getting wet (and then everything else at home was wet)

Putting some towels? She thought we gave her a new blanket.

I was getting desperate, because my absolutely perfect, pretty sink wasn’t THAT perfect anymore (also now washing hands is quite an adventure, because when you remove the cat from the sink, the cat is back there before you turn around and assists you with your washing).

So my mum said we should put something bigger in the sink. Maybe a ball?

We did it.

Then there was a 15 minutes drama

Bajadera was walking around and complaining VERY LOUDLY what she thinks of us.

But then… then she decided she cannot be the selfish cat. And maybe the ball also loves the sink?

And Bajadera decided to share

ANY OTHER IDEA HOW CAN I GET MY SINK BACK AND DON’T HAVE TO WASH MY HANDS IN THE SHOWER????!!!!

THE TALE OF THE CAT AND HER NEW BEST FRIEND, MISTER SOCCER BALL.

09 Sep 00:16

humansofnewyork: “I’m not Barack Obama. I’m not Bill Clinton....



humansofnewyork:

“I’m not Barack Obama. I’m not Bill Clinton. Both of them carry themselves with a naturalness that is very appealing to audiences. But I’m married to one and I’ve worked for the other, so I know how hard they work at being natural. It’s not something they just dial in. They work and they practice what they’re going to say. It’s not that they’re trying to be somebody else. But it’s hard work to present yourself in the best possible way. You have to communicate in a way that people say: ‘OK, I get her.’ And that can be more difficult for a woman. Because who are your models? If you want to run for the Senate, or run for the Presidency, most of your role models are going to be men. And what works for them won’t work for you. Women are seen through a different lens. It’s not bad. It’s just a fact. It’s really quite funny. I’ll go to these events and there will be men speaking before me, and they’ll be pounding the message, and screaming about how we need to win the election. And people will love it. And I want to do the same thing. Because I care about this stuff. But I’ve learned that I can’t be quite so passionate in my presentation. I love to wave my arms, but apparently that’s a little bit scary to people. And I can’t yell too much. It comes across as ‘too loud’ or ‘too shrill’ or ‘too this’ or ‘too that.’ Which is funny, because I’m always convinced that the people in the front row are loving it.”

09 Sep 00:15

feixiu: dreams on sale, today only



feixiu:

dreams on sale, today only