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20 Aug 14:37
A Very Shallow Pool Of Intelligence
by Not Always Right
Spa | AR, USA
(The phone rings.)
Customer: “I need to get sand for my pool filter.”
Me: “Okie doke, how much sand do you need?”
Customer: “I don’t know.”
Me: “If you look on your filter, it will usually tell you how much it uses.”
Customer: “I’m looking at it right now. It doesn’t say how much it needs.”
Me: “Does it say anything on it at all?”
Customer: “Yes it has a serial number.”
Me: “What is it?”
Customer: “300-L-B-S.”
(I pause.)
Customer: “Does that help?”
Me: “I will have your sand ready to pick up in 15 minutes.”
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17 Aug 16:15
How To Train Your Customer
by Not Always Right
Pet Store | Nanuet, NY, USA
(A shipment of bearded dragons has just arrived at the store, and I’m placing them into the designated habitat when a customer walks up.)
Customer: “Excuse me, what are those?”
Me: “They’re baby bearded dragons.”
Customer: “Are those considered lizards or dragons?”
Me: “Uhh… they’re lizards, sir.”
Customer: “Oh. Okay.” *walks off disappointed*
13 Aug 19:27
I’d love to meet the White Whiner who was the reason this...
I’d love to meet the White Whiner who was the reason this sign had to be posted. “What do you mean, 3 nanograms of white flour touched my artisan loaf?!”
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