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Scene of the crime.One of the small, periodic joys of belonging to mass e-mail listservs is the rare occasion when a reply-all function is accidentally turned on, enabling anyone on the list to spam thousands of people at once. NYU had a reply-all fail last year; today, it's Brown's turn. The university's alumni are currently being besieged by hundreds of confused e-mails begging to be "unsubscribed" and "taken off" an e-mail list that has quickly spun out of control.
The trouble started this morning with an errant bulletin from the University Scheduling Office (Subject: "Resource 25 Access Restored") that was mistakenly sent to the entire alumni network. Somehow, someone figured out that, by replying-all, you could e-mail everyone in the group. This created confusion.
On Tue, Jun 11, 2013 at 11:33 AM, [redacted] wrote:
Hey: I'm a 20 year alum. Why am I getting this email?
On Tue, Jun 11, 2013 at 11:32 AM, [redacted] wrote:
???
Finally, someone stated the obvious:
From: [redacted]
Subject: Re: Resource 25 Access Restored
It seems you're sending this out to a huge alumni list.
Then chaos broke out:
Not sure why I am getting this email. I would like to be taken off.
??? Why Brown emails????
Quit replying All..All!! I've reported this as spam!
Please stop replying allI am not a "scheduler" either and do not know what resource 25 is.
The authorities stepped in:
From: [redacted]
Subject: Re: Resource 25 Access Restored
Please don't reply all to these e-mails. If you have questions, reply to the sender only. Thx.
From: [redacted]
Subject: Re: Resource 25 Access Restored
PEOPLE PLEASE STOP HITTING REPLY ALL!
But it was too late:
From: [redacted]
Subject: Re: Resource 25 Access Restored
To whom it may concern: please take me off this list, I graduated last month.
From: [redacted]
Subject: Re: Resource 25 Access Restored
This e-mail is obviously a Phishing attempt/Trojan attachment. Do not click any of the links and please stop replying all to the message. I have notified Brown CIS. I'm sure they will take action soon.
From: [redacted]@yahoo.com
Subject: Re: Resource 25 Access Restored
Unsubscribe ?
Sent from my BlackBerry® smartphone on O2ok -- yeahSome alumni seized on the list as an opportunity to lobby for issues close to their hearts:
From: [redacted]
Subject: Re: Resource 25 Access Restored
i was in Phi Delt we need to take down the pool
And some just abused their privileges:
From: [redacted]
Subject: Re: Resource 25 Access Restored
Does anybody know a nice restaurant in the Virginia area? Driving through with my cat and two birds this evening and like Italian food.
Brown's administration has not yet stepped forward to explain the mistake, nor has anyone given the kind alumnus above a restaurant recommendation.