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29 Oct 04:19

The Other Very Important Cocktail Book Coming Out This Fall

by Camper English

This has been a tremendous year for cocktail technique books, with The Bar Book by Jeffrey Morgenthaler out in the middle of the year and the Death & Co. book recently released. 

Dave arnold bookI haven't yet seen too much chatter about another book that will likely have a massive impact on cocktails around the world: Liquid Intelligence: The Art and Science of the Perfect Cocktail by Dave Arnold.

The book is due out November 10th.

Dave Arnold was a teacher/writer for the French Culinary Institute and is the guy behind the cocktail program at Booker & Dax in New York. He was the person responsible for bringing flash infusions to the cocktail world, has progressed juice clarification techniques to new levels, and is the person responsible for many sales of centrifuges to bartenders- all from the website he only occasionally wrote for, CookingIssues.com.

Now Arnold has put together those techniques and many others into a book. Many of the techniques will be familiar to those who have followed his work for years, such as the science of chilling/dilution in shaking vs. stirring; how many people prefer slightly aged citrus juice in cocktails; and nitro muddling.

There are sections on making clear ice (but you read all those methods here first), vacuum infusion, hot pokers, and fat-washing.

Big sections of the book center on chilling/dilution/temperature, bulk production/bottled cocktails, carbonation, and clarification. These techniques are explained and options are given for super high-tech and more easily doable versions. I expect to see these techniques used in global bartending contests for years to come. 

What's great about the book is that Arnold covers both the theoretical (why things are happening), and the practical (how to make them work best). So for people who aren't bartenders but are drink geeks, there is plenty of high-level nerditry to enjoy as well. And for people looking for an excuse to buy a vacuum sealer/centrifuge/rotovap, this will give the perfect excuse to commit. I know I did. 

The book is written in Arnold's distinct voice, with sections titled things like "Interesting Cocktail Physics that you can Ignore if you Don't Care" and other jokes throughout. The levity is important as there are very deep topics like a 17-page section on the Gin & Tonic, which doesn't include the sections from other chapters on lime juice clarification or the hand-built carbonation rig needed to make the "perfect" version. 

I don't often review books here on Alcademics as I can barely keep up with reading them all, but this was one I was really looking forward to and to a geek like me it didn't disappoint. 

Buy it here on Amazon.

 

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29 Oct 03:36

For Our Consideration: Twin Peaks and the horror of the Lynchian smile

by Clayton Purdom

The announcement of David Lynch returning to Twin Peaks inspired a lot of wild speculation, but in me it inspired a single emotion: terror. This is not because I fear for its quality, although I do wonder how the fractured, aggressively ugly aesthetic Lynch has explored in his most recent works will translate to prestige TV. No, I responded with fear because of something much more specific: my long-simmering suspicion that I, like Leland Palmer, am possessed by an immortal demon named Killer Bob.

Bob, for the uninitiated, is the name of the grand malevolent force that carried the plot of Twin Peaks. He was an ancient demon from another dimension that possessed Laura Palmer’s father, leading him to murder her, along with a couple of other young women. How and when these plotlines were executed and ultimately resolved has been fodder for a quarter-century of debates, and, likely ...

29 Oct 03:34

Did A Pope And An Emperor Team Up To Erase 300 Years Of History?

by Esther Inglis-Arkell

Did A Pope And An Emperor Team Up To Erase 300 Years Of History?

Pope Sylvester II and Holy Roman Emperor Otto III were two powerful men and two ambitious friends. Just how ambitious? There is a (very controversial) theory that between them, they forcibly ushered in a new millennium... 300 years early.

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29 Oct 03:33

1,000 Years of Scientific Texts From The Islamic World Are Now Online

by Mark Strauss

1,000 Years of Scientific Texts From The Islamic World Are Now Online

Between the 9th and 19th centuries, Arabic-speaking scholars translated Greek, Latin and even Sanskrit texts on topics such as medicine, mathematics and astronomy, fostering a vibrant scientific culture within the Islamic world. Some of the most influential texts are now available at the Qatar Digital Library.

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28 Oct 17:36

Tire Sealant Chemistry and Tire Pressure Monitors #makereducation

by Kelly

This video from Ben Krasnow will show you a thing or two about tire sealant chemistry!

Demonstration of how tire sealant works and how it can damage tire pressure sensors.

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28 Oct 17:35

Deepwater Horizon spill left an oil ring the size of Rhode Island at the bottom of the sea, study says

by Arielle Duhaime-Ross

There's an oil ring the size of Rhode Island at the bottom of the Gulf of Mexico and researchers say it belongs to oil company BP. According to a study published yesterday in Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences, about 10 million gallons of coagulated oil now coats the sea floor, following the Deepwater Horizon oil spill that resulted in 172 million gallons of oil being spilled into the Gulf in 2010. The rest of the oil, however, is still largely unaccounted for.

10 million gallons of coagulated oil coats the sea floor

"Based on the evidence, our findings suggest that these deposits are from Macondo oil that was first suspended in the deep ocean, then settled to the sea floor without ever reaching the ocean surface," David Valentine, one of the study's authors and a biogeochemist at the University of California, Santa Barbara, told the National Science Foundation.

In the study, Valentine and his colleagues gathered 3,000 samples of water from 534 locations in the Gulf of Mexico. This helped them locate the half inch-thick oil ring, and determine that the oil levels inside the ring are as much as 10,000 times higher than those found outside the ring, reports the Associated Press.

BP doesn't agree with the findings, however. The company told the Associated Press that the researchers were unable to determine the source of the oil — an aspect of the study that lead "them to grossly overstate the amount of residual Macondo oil on the sea floor and the geographic area in which it is found."

In response, Valentine explained that determining the oil ring's source with a chemical analysis is impossible, but that the characteristics of the ring, including its depth and its distance from the well, is enough to link it directly to BP. Unfortunately, the study wasn't designed to look at the environmental impact of the oil ring, so it's still unclear just how much damage it may have caused so far, or how much it continues to cause today.

28 Oct 17:34

iFixit tears open the Retina iMac to see what makes it tick

by Lee Hutchinson
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the RAM is actually designed to be replaced

OPEN SESAME

There’s new Apple hardware out, and the people at iFixit are once again doing what they do best: disassembling the living crap out of it and posting pictures. This time, they’ve carefully torn down a new Retina iMac into its component pieces, and the images are illuminating.

The Retina iMac’s construction is essentially identical to the previous non-Retina iMac. There are no screws here: the thin aluminum body is glued to the display with a long strip of custom-cut adhesive. Prying that away gives you access to the machine’s internals, but then you’re left with the conundrum of how to get the machine back together when you’re done—the factory adhesive strip isn’t very reusable once it’s been removed.

Once inside, there are plenty of user-replaceable parts—the iMac’s CPU isn’t soldered and can be swapped out if desired, as can the hard disk drive, PCIe SSD, and RAM (the RAM is actually designed to be replaced through a small external port, so you don’t have to tear the computer apart to add more memory). The Radeon R9-class GPU is attached directly to the logic board, so upgrading that after the fact is out of the question.

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28 Oct 17:33

It's Official: HTML5 Is a W3C Standard

by timothy
rjmarvin (3001897) writes The Worldwide Web Consortium today has elevated the HTML5 specification to 'recommendation' status , giving it the group's highest level of endorsement, which is akin to becoming a standard. The W3C also introduced Application Foundations with the announcement of the HTML5 recommendation to aid developers in writing Web applications, and said the organization is working with patents holders of the H.264 codec to agree on a baseline royalty-free interoperability level commitment.

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28 Oct 17:33

Comcast trademarks “True Gig” and plans multi-gigabit Internet service

by Jon Brodkin
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all carriers suck forever

Comcast last week applied for a trademark on the phrase "True Gig" to describe extremely fast Internet service.

The trademark application filed with the US Patent and Trademark Office (and reported yesterday by The Donohue Report) says that True Gig describes "Internet service provider services; providing high speed access to the Internet, mobile networks, and other electronic communications networks; wireless broadband communication services; provision of telecommunication access to video and audio content via cable, fiber optics, the Internet, mobile networks, and other electronic communications networks."

Comcast is also using True Gig to describe online video streaming, specifically "provision of non-downloadable films, movies, and television programs via an online video-on-demand service; providing entertainment information via television, cable, telephone, wireless broadband, fiber broadband, and via the Internet."

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28 Oct 17:31

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28 Oct 17:29

Study: Bike Deaths Up 16 Percent In Just Two Years

by Sam Sanders
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Study: Bike Deaths Up 16 Percent In Just Two Years

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A "Ghost Bike", which are used to signify a fatality involving a bicycle, is viewed along a busy street on May 30 in the Brooklyn borough of New York City.

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More bicyclists are dying in collisions with cars. And a lot of those bikers are male, drunk and not wearing a helmet.

Those are the findings of a report released today by the Governors Highway Safety Association. The study tracked bike deaths between 2010 and 2012. (2012 is the last year the data is available right now.) There are a few key findings:

- The number of bicyclists killed in motor vehicle crashes between 2010 and 2012 was up 16 percent, from 621 deaths to 722.

- Adult males are almost 3/4 of those bicyclists killed. (The study's author says he does not know what percentage of the total bicyclist population is adult male.)

- Children used to be most likely to die in bicyclist fatalities. Now adults are.

- More than 2/3 of bicyclists fatally injured in 2012 weren't wearing helmets.

- And more than 1/4 of adult bicyclists who were killed in 2012 were alcohol impaired. The study says, "Lack of helmet use and alcohol impairment have been and continue to be major contributing factors in bicyclist deaths."

NPR spoke with Dr. Allan Williams, who authored the study for the Governors Highway Safety Association. Williams says this uptick in bike deaths stands out.

"[Car deaths] were stable during that period," he said. "So this is a bit of an anomaly." Williams did point out that bike deaths are still a very small number, only 2 percent of total motor-vehicle-involved deaths, according to his research.

Williams says the main reason for the increase is that more people are biking. But he said there's no hard data yet on whether things like the rise in popularity of bike-sharing services have contributed to more deaths.

Williams offers advice for bikers and drivers. For bikers, he says, follow traffic laws, wear a helmet and be conspicuous to motorists. And for drivers, Williams says, be courteous to bicyclists and "give 'em some space." He also thinks that municipalities can make biking safer for everyone by making more roads that physically separate bikes from cars, lighting roads better, and designing them in a way that makes bikers more visible.

And of course, one of the biggest takeaways from the study is that, just as you shouldn't drink and drive, you should avoid drinking and biking. "The alcohol always surprises me a little bit, even though I know it's there," says Williams. "Who are these people? You don't think people are going to be biking after they've drunk a considerable amount of alcohol. These are people who are at .08 [blood alcohol level]. That's a considerable amount of drinks."

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28 Oct 17:27

Doctor Strange - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

by gguillotte
Jackson Guice's cover for Doctor Strange #15 (March 1990) used Christian music singer Amy Grant's likeness without her permission,[44] leading to a complaint saying that the cover gave the appearance that she was associating with witchcraft. A US District Court sealed an out-of-court settlement between Grant and Marvel in early 1991, with a consent decree in which Marvel did not admit to liability or wrongdoing.[45][46][47]
28 Oct 17:26

Wrangler Jeans "Live it to the Limit with your Dog" 1983 Commercial - YouTube

by gguillotte
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28 Oct 16:09

raresenses: the-monae: The Crown of 14 Towers this album =...

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28 Oct 15:10

The creator of Soylent stopped pooping to use less water

by Chris Ziegler

Rob Rhinehart, the masochist behind homogenous food paste Soylent, is a quotable character. That's not much of a surprise; the man replaced a majority of his food intake with a brown liquid, after all.

Now that he's hacked food, he's turned his attention to "hacking water." Billions of people globally live without reliable access to clean water; the American West is in the throes of a historically devastating draught, too, which makes it a more directly relatable problem for Silicon Valley types with money and a penchant for disrupting things.

Rhinehart took on the 4 Liter Challenge issued by clean water nonprofit Digdeep, which just asks people to try to keep their water usage under four liters per day. And Rhinehart, being Rhinehart, took it to the extreme.

He decided to stop pooping, for instance.


Let's take a look at some of the most ridiculous quotes from his blog post:

7. "To avoid [foods that require a lot of water to produce] I consumed nothing but Soylent throughout the challenge."

Of course you did. I would expect no less from the creator of Soylent.

6. "If there's anything as amazing as water it's petroleum."

Tesla might disagree.

5. "I massacred my gut bacteria the day before by consuming a DIY Soylent version with no fiber and taking 500mg of Rifaximin, an antibiotic with poor bioavailability, meaning it stays in your gut and kills bacteria."

What kind of street dealer do you need to see to get your Rifaximin fix?

4. "Throughout the challenge I did not defecate."

Presented without comment.

3. "Nitrosomonas eutropha taking over my skin now metabolizes ammonia into odorless nitrite and nitric oxide. Success!"

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

2. "I found a Nomex flight suit on Alibaba and added a 'Soylent' patch."

Now we know why Alibaba's worth nearly a quarter trillion dollars: Nomex flight suits.

1. "This means we could manufacture water out of sunlight, CO2 and flatulence. What if we scaled this up?"

What if?

28 Oct 12:32

Solving the Mystery of Declining Female CS Enrollment

by samzenpus
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'Matloff concedes a sexist element, but largely ascribes the gender lopsidedness to economics. "That women are more practical than men, and that the well-publicized drastic swings in the CS labor market are offputting to women more than men'

'suggests there wasn't a sudden and unexpected disappearance of a generation of women coders, but rather a dilution in their percentages as women's growth in undergrad CS ranks was far outpaced by men'

theodp writes After an NPR podcast fingered the marketing of computers to boys as the culprit behind the declining percentages of women in undergraduate CS curricula since 1984 (a theory seconded by Smithsonian mag), some are concluding that NPR got the wrong guy. Calling 'When Women Stopped Coding' quite engaging, but long on Political Correctness and short on real evidence, UC Davis CS Prof Norm Matloff concedes a sexist element, but largely ascribes the gender lopsidedness to economics. "That women are more practical than men, and that the well-publicized drastic swings in the CS labor market are offputting to women more than men," writes Matloff, and "was confirmed by a 2008 survey in the Communications of the ACM" (related charts of U.S. unemployment rates and Federal R&D spending in the '80s). Looking at the raw numbers of female CS grads instead of percentages, suggests there wasn't a sudden and unexpected disappearance of a generation of women coders, but rather a dilution in their percentages as women's growth in undergrad CS ranks was far outpaced by men, including a boom around the time of the dot-com boom/bust.

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28 Oct 06:44

Police: Suicidal grandfather kills daughter, granddaughter at Seattle home - seattlepi.com

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'An elderly man in his 60s appears to have killed his daughter and teenage granddaughter before taking his own life in an apparent murder-suicide in Seattle, police said. A 10-year-old boy who called for help was able to escape the violence uninjured, but "obviously shaken up," Seattle Assistant Police Chief Nicholas Metz told reporters.

“It appears at this point that both females were shot by the adult male, the elderly male, and then the elderly man took his own life with a firearm,” Metz said. All the victims were pronounced dead inside a house on the 6300 block of S. Fountain Street shortly after the shootings around 8:15 p.m. PT.'


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An man in his 60s killed his daughter and teen granddaughter before killing himself Monday night at a South Seattle home, Seattle police say. Police and medics rushed to the 6300 block of South Fountain Street in the city's Rainier View neighborhood ...
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28 Oct 06:39

Doctor Who Recap: “In The Forest Of The Night”

by Jill Pantozzi
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'Do the Doctor Who writers get to speak to one another or are they locked in cells until their work is completely done.'

nah, moffat is just an awful showrunner

Doctor Who Series 8 (ep 10)I want to eat this child she is so goddamn adorable.

[Our recaps always includes SPOILERS. Read on at your own risk.]

Written by Frank Cottrell Boyce. Directed by Sheree Folkson. Guest starring Abigail Eames, Jaydon Harris-Wallace, Ashley Foster, and Harley Bird.

I imagine if I were a little kid I would have loved the hell out of this episode. As a 30-something, I enjoyed it quite a bit.

The TARDIS is stranded for some unrevealed reason, in the middle of London, only London is now covered with trees. Actually the whole Earth is covered with fairly thick vegetation suddenly which Clara and Danny find out after leaving a sleepover at the museum with some of the Coal Hill students. Oops, they lost one! A child, that is. Her name is Maebh (totally thought it was Mave for pretty much the whole episode) and she’s freaking precious. We learn her sister had gone missing a year ago which has left her with some emotional trauma and on medication. So yeah, if they were going to lose one of the kids they picked the best one. It’s ok though because Maebh has found her way to the TARDIS and the Doctor’s reaction to her existence is pretty much what you’d expect.

Clara, Danny, and the remaining kids head off in search of the Doctor after they realize, thanks to a phone call, he’s there too. Clara’s all, “adventure!” Danny’s all, “we must keep the kids safe!” Which, when you think about it, really means Clara probably should find another profession but she just gets all doe-eyed about Danny making children a priority. Anyway, we get word the government is going to try and clear paths for emergency services by burning some of the trees (only they won’t burn) and we also start realizing the kids are acting smarter and better than they usually do. And now that I’m typing that out I can’t recall there being an actual reason for that. Was it just that they weren’t in a classroom and were getting to use different skills in the real world?

Danny and Clara’s “team” finds the TARDIS but the Doctor and Maebh have gone out exploring. So… it’s playtime in the TARDIS!! Can we just get a webseries where the Doctor only travels with little kids and nothing horrible ever happens? Some explanatory time gives us the Doctor saying our planet grows in a series of catastrophes (the ice age is referenced) and Maebh hears voices.  Danny realizes once again Clara has been lying straight to his face about the Doctor thanks to some schoolbooks lying around in the TARDIS and seriously, at this point I’d just break up with her.

The Doctor and Maebh run into some trouble when escaped zoo animals start hunting them. I could have swore the creatures hiding in the bushes waiting to eat them were panthers but then I realized it was actually more like a case of this…

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and I might have crapped myself for a minute. Moving on.

Turns out they were just regular wolves and they weren’t after humans anyway! They were running away from a tiger! But Danny saves the day by shining a flashlight in the big cat’s eyes and they all escape. Now that everyone is together again, we can try and figure out this mystery. The Doctor inquires a bit more into Maebh’s condition and insists there’s more to it. There is, of course and the Doctor uses his sonic to change the density of gravity (I think that’s what it was) around the girl, who also happened to mention “miss” was the one who told her to find the Doctor in the first place. So she probably didn’t mean Clara, but Missy. Hmm.

I can’t remember exactly where in the episode I realized the whole tree event was probably a good thing, not a bad one, but the audience is strung along a bit more as the Doctor speaks to the tree sprites (which, if they had a name, I forgot to write it down) who possess poor Maebh in order to talk. Long story short, a solar flare is going to kill everyone on Earth and suddenly we have another moment in time the Doctor has no recollection of having happened. Only they don’t really take the time to address that and instead run to the TARDIS in one last ditch effort to at least save the kids. Only but this point Maebh’s mom has found her and seeing a mom has made the other kids really sad to not be with their’s. So the Doctor is like, “Well ok, I’ll at least save you and Danny… just you, Clara?” Eh, neither, replies Clara because she doesn’t want to be the last of her kind. She actually lied about the TARDIS being a lifeboat which could save them all because she only wanted to save him and he wouldn’t have gone back otherwise. You see because the Doctor actually DOES want to save humans if he can and also “THIS IS MY WORLD TOO!”

Doctor Who Series 8 (ep 10)

Woah. Woah, woah, woah. Do the Doctor Who writers get to speak to one another or are they locked in cells until their work is completely done? Because I’m pretty sure the last time the Earth was in this situation the Doctor said “The Earth is not my home. The moon is not my moon. It’s your moon, WOMANKIND.”

Yeah.

Anyway, at the last moment the Doctor both reveals to the children the Earth is about to be destroyed (which they weren’t privy to previously) and that he believes the trees are actually there to save them all, preventing the solar flare from burning us all up thanks to all that extra oxygen. The Doctor also dubs himself “Doctor Idiot” here which I’m sure will come of much use down the road for all of us.

The government, after realizing they couldn’t burn the trees, is going to take their leaves off instead by other means. The group decides to let Maebh send a message to everyone on Earth via their phones that they are absolutely, under no circumstances supposed to harm the trees. While we wait to see if anyone listens to this little girl they don’t know on the other end of the line, Danny tells Clara he didn’t try too hard to survive while he was at war. Jesus, that’s dark. And no, he doesn’t want to watch the magnificent solar flare, he wants to watch what’s already in front of him. Oh, and he just wants Clara to tell him the truth. But not like, right now. Some other time when it will be dramatically relevant.

Clara watches the flare from the TARDIS, while Missy is watching on her tablet seemingly surprised at the turn of events. The Earth is saved and Clara wonders why people would have forgotten this dramatic event in history. The Doctor says people forget. You know, if we remembered stuff like that we would no longer have wars. Or babies.

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Oh and Maebh’s sister is found inside a bush when they get back home. I think I might have missed something.

This was a fun episode, to be sure. Not sure how I feel about the whole “forget about mental health issues because that person talking to themselves may actually be talking to aliens” lesson here but I’m trying not to read too much into it. There were some inconsistencies I couldn’t ignore here though, like the Doctor showing he cares about Earth again and Danny being WAY too nice to a girlfriend lying to him constantly, but I’m hoping the finale episodes will reveal something that will have it all make sense. What did you think?

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28 Oct 06:36

CBC Fires Radio Star Over Sex Allegations

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Jian Ghomeshi. TW: non-consensual sexual violence

'The three women interviewed by the Star allege that Ghomeshi physically attacked them on dates without consent. They allege he struck them with a closed fist or open hand; bit them; choked them until they almost passed out; covered their nose and mouth so that they had difficulty breathing; and that they were verbally abused during and after sex.

A fourth woman, who worked at CBC, said Ghomeshi told her at work: “I want to hate f--- you.”

“I have always been interested in a variety of activities in the bedroom but I only participate in sexual practices that are mutually agreed upon, consensual, and exciting for both partners,” Ghomeshi said in his posting.

In September, Ghomeshi told the Star that he did not understand why the newspaper was continuing to pursue allegations when “my lawyers have already told you it is untrue.” Over dinner at a chance meeting at a public event, Ghomeshi said he is a “good person” and described many of his recent successes, including an interview with Barbra Streisand. He said he could not answer any of the Star’s questions about his alleged abusive conduct.'

CBC star Jian Ghomeshi has been fired over “information” the public broadcaster recently received that it says “precludes” it from continuing to employ the 47-year-old host of the popular Q radio show.
28 Oct 06:32

A.V. Undercover: GWAR covers Pet Shop Boys

by Josh Modell

The mighty scumdogs of GWAR have terrified A.V. Undercover with their presence twice before—first in the tiny round room with the definitive version of Kansas’ “Carry On Wayward Son,” then in our newer space with a sideways glance at Billy Ocean’s “Get Outta My Dreams, Get Into My Car.” As everyone who follows evil rock from space knows, there was a great disturbance in the GWAR universe earlier this year: Either longtime leader Oderus Urungus disappeared into space, or his earthly analog, Dave Brockie, died. (Or some combination of the two.) Whatever the case, GWAR has decided to soldier on without him, adding two players to fill the void: New singer Blóthar is a Berserker who has appeared from the distant past (he may also have been a GWAR bassist in the early years), and Vulvatron is a “cybernetic female assassin” from the future. The band—which ...

28 Oct 06:27

T-Mobile CEO John Legere takes to Twitter to explain Apple SIM's growing pains

by Dante D'Orazio
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all carriers suck forever

The Apple SIM — a programmable SIM card that lets you choose carriers after you purchase an iPad — was hailed by many as the beginning of the end for the SIM card. But some US carriers are throwing a wrench into the new system, and none other than outspoken T-Mobile CEO John Legere has taken to a lengthy "tweetstorm" to try and clarify the matter.

The first and second largest carriers in the US, Verizon and AT&T, aren't playing ball with the Apple SIM. Verizon has opted to exclude itself from the system entirely, while customers who select AT&T as their carrier of choice will have to buy another SIM card if they wish to switch carriers again.

That's not the only way the Apple SIM isn't working as planned: there's also a bit of confusion when buying an iPad from a carrier store. As Legere explains, those iPads, depending on which carrier you shop at, will either have that carrier's SIM already installed, or it will have an Apple SIM pre-programmed to that carrier.

In all, it's certainly not quite the future promised by the Apple SIM, but the concept is still in its infancy — hopefully carriers will get on board sooner rather than later.

28 Oct 06:24

'Doctor Who' recap: 'In the Forest of the Night'

by Kwame Opam
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'it's amazing how much energy the episode expended on painting her in a pretty poor light, especially compared to our white knight Danny Pink. She's kind of a neglectful, unsupportive teacher, whereas he's diligent in his duties to his kids. She lies a lot, especially to those she cares about. Danny may be a little hapless, but he'll at least be there for you with a flashlight and a well-timed front-flip when you need him, and you can count on him to be straight with you'

"There are very good, solid, scientific reasons for being really quite frightened just now."

For this season of Doctor Who, Ross Miller and Kwame Opam will be sounding off on each episode in a series of emails we'll be publishing on the site. This week it's "In the Forest of the Night" (warning: spoilers ahead). Check out our previous recaps: "Deep Breath," "Into the Dalek," "Robots of Sherwood," "Time Heist," "The Caretaker," "Kill the Moon," "Mummy on the Orient Express," and "Flatline."


Ross: I'd love to know who got to watch an entire forest pop up out of nowhere — if not in London overnight then maybe the United States in the middle of the afternoon. But sure enough, that's what happened in this episode, and no one is sure why except maybe for a girl who's been taking medication to get rid of the voices in her head.

That's the episode in a nutshell, and it's a fun idea. The Doctor doesn't know what's going on because the sonic screwdriver can't read wood. Are the trees getting ready to take over the world... or is something less sinister and cynical? In the end, it's a "shield" (c.f. the scene where flamethrowers prove futile) and the best course of action is nothing at all — just let nature run its course and be happy humanity gets to be saved in the process.

I'm gonna limit my nitpicks to two broad points. Narratively, there's a lot of fluff in this episode, from a recurring concern about nut allergies to a mother that is presented as if she knows more about what's going on (but is really just a concerned mother... probably like everyone else's parents that we didn't see) and the dead sister that either gives the little girl psychic powers or... I don't know what, that was very bizarre. That's nitpick one.

Two, there's too much false drama here. Is the Doctor really going to abandon earth? Is Clara and the human race really going to die, negating all future inalterable "fixed points in time" that necessitate the human race live on? The reason I nitpick is because we had a pretty strong concept that's been weighted down by all this excess, as if no one was confident enough to let the plot stand on its own.

As much as I wished for Danny to be a future companion, it seems clear that's not where this is heading. I admire the steadfast characterization and the need to provide Clara a foil, but I have a hard time personally believing Danny (and in fact all those schoolchildren) have virtually no interest in traveling through time and space. He was a soldier who's seen the worst of humanity, and that's soured him from exploring the universe?

Random thought: if trees can recreate themselves en masse, why does anyone care about deforestation in this reality? Is it now just a concern of not pissing off the Lorax? Is M. Night Shyamalan's The Happening a documentary?!

Kwame: I liked this episode enough, though as you mention there are some weird problems. That's probably this season's cardinal sin, trying to tell big stories that feel a little all over the place. What's most important, though, is that this was a companion to "Kill the Moon." We have a similarly bizarre problem that seemingly threatens Earth's future in all possible timelines. We have a similar resolution, wherein the best course of action is to do nothing, despite humanity's resolution to basically kill it with fire Hank Scorpio-style.

The big differences here are 1) the plot is Earthbound, making the stakes feel that much more intimate, and 2) Clara's decision to absolve the Doctor of his protector status by saying it's ok for him to save himself. On its face, I thought the moment made a lot of sense for Clara's character and her arc, especially since this season is so clearly a character study of our two leads. After stepping so confidently into the Doctor's shoes last week, she outright rejects his way of life by saying she doesn't want to be the last of her kind. She's willing to accept humanity's fate, however cruel it is. She's her own person. I can respect that. That moment was only accentuated by the Doctor parroting her words: "I walk your Earth. I breathe your air." By asserting herself, she (knowingly or not) puts the Doctor in full on Doctor mode. She's doing what she's done so well all season, which is to make the Doctor do some heroic good. Or at least want to, since it didn't matter in the end.

And then I just thought to myself, Jesus, Clara, way to just give up there. For someone who brings out the good in the Doctor, that's kind of a crappy tack to take. I wanted her to figure it out. I wanted her to come humanity's defense, as opposed to the Doctor lamenting our abuse of our planet's trees (which really came across as ham-fisted and message-y). I wanted her to get it right in a way she failed to do in "Kill the Moon."

With that in mind, it's amazing how much energy the episode expended on painting her in a pretty poor light, especially compared to our white knight Danny Pink. She's kind of a neglectful, unsupportive teacher, whereas he's diligent in his duties to his kids. She lies a lot, especially to those she cares about. Danny may be a little hapless, but he'll at least be there for you with a flashlight and a well-timed front-flip when you need him, and you can count on him to be straight with you. At the end of the day, both the Doctor and Clara are dark characters, even if Clara is a little bit more human. All this makes me wonder what Big Bad Missy has in store for her, because it can't be good.

Two more things. First, yeah I have no idea about Maebh and her sister. I'm not sure if she died, but that last scene made no sense to me. Which feels like a shame, since we're made to want a lot from the character and the narrative never really lets her deliver. Second, in an episode with so many random kids, where the hell was Courtney?

Ross: Courtney has transferred schools to get away from all ththe monster madness of this one.

I don't really have much else to say. So let's talk about next week: Clara the Impossible Girl — the girl we first met far into the future as a failed Dalek conversion — is once again apparently impossible (in that she never existed or is fake or is acting or is a moon egg monster baby hatchling or...?).

I'm excited for the two parter. Finally! Answers! Well, I'm hopeful at least. I have a lot to say about Doctor Who finales but I'll save that for next time.

Kwame: Yes! I kind of figured there would be more to the multiple histories of Clara, but who knows? Anytime things can supremely timey-wimey, I get a little worried. Did last season's events change her more than anticipated? We'll just have to wait and see.

28 Oct 05:50

Flight cancelled when “Al-Quida” Wi-Fi network became available

by David Kravets
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never fly

A Los Angeles International Airport flight bound for London was cancelled Sunday when a passenger's phone picked up the Wi-Fi signal "al-Quida Free Terror Nettwork" (sic) that was emanating from a fellow flier's hotspot minutes before the United Airlines flight was set to liftoff.

After a concerned passenger notified a flight attendant of the network at about 9:30pm, the plane taxied to a remote section of the Los Angeles airport and was held there for three hours. The plane was searched as passengers of Flight 136 were ordered to power off electronic devices, local media said.

"After an hour, (the captain) said there was a security threat and that we didn't have clearance to take off," passenger Elliot Del Pra told ABC7.com. The person responsible for the hotspot was not discovered, LaWeekly said.

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28 Oct 05:49

Jimbo Fisher's defense of Jameis Winston is apparently a recruiting advantage

by Kevin Trahan
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aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

It reportedly helped sway a four-star running back to choose Florida State.

Florida State picked up a commitment Monday from four-star running back Jacques Patrick, who reportedly cited head coach Jimbo Fisher's defense of Jameis Winston as one of the reasons he chose the Seminoles.

Jacques Patrick noted that his family saw the way Jimbo Fisher has defended Jameis Winston and that went a long way with his mother.

— Josh Newberg (@joshnewberg247) October 27, 2014

Fisher has repeatedly defended Winston, who was investigated for rape and has had other legal and university dust-ups. Tomahawk Nation reports that Fisher and Patrick have a great relationship, in general.

Pretty much everyone in the recruiting industry expected the pick to be Florida State. Patrick has been to Florida State numerous times over the years, is very comfortable with the school and the coaching staff, and has generally behaved as if were a member of the team during the summer camp sessions. With certain recruitments, there's just very little drama, and this was one of those cases.

Patrick has a great relationship with coach Jimbo Fisher, and FSU is 52-10 under the head coach.

28 Oct 05:44

Washington vs. Cowboys 2014 final score: Dallas drops Monday Night Football matchup, 20-17

by James Brady
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hate both teams but fuck Dallas

Washington beat the Dallas Cowboys in an exciting overtime matchup on Monday Night Football, winning the game 20-17.

It wasn't a pretty game for either team, but in the end, Washington walked away with a 20-17 overtime victory over the NFC East rival Dallas Cowboys on Monday Night Football. Washington put together a very solid drive in overtime with multiple catches from tight end Jordan Reed, culminating in a 40-yard field goal that Dallas couldn't answer. Colt McCoy started the game and played well enough to win, completing 25 of 30 passes for 299 yards.

Dallas quarterback Tony Romo was playing well before going down with an injury in the third quarter. Romo had completed 13 of 21 passes for 183 yards and a touchdown, but was sacked four times. The fourth sack is the one that forced him out of the game, as he took an awful long time to get up from said sack. Eventually, he was helped up and left the field to the locker room with an apparent back injury.

Brandon Weeden took over, taking his first regular season snaps with the Cowboys. He orchestrated a huge eight-play, 80-yard drive that was capped by a 25-yard touchdown to tight end Jason Witten, tying the game at 17-17 in the fourth quarter. Meanwhile, Romo was arguing with the team's medical staff on the sideline because he wanted back in the game.

Romo got his way, coming in with just under two minutes left on the clock in a tie game, but he couldn't lead the Cowboys to victory in regulation. Dallas linebacker Justin Durant also sustained an injury and left the game. His was an arm injury, and he did not return.

The first half was especially messy. The Cowboys turned the ball over on a Joseph Randle fumble after Washington managed a field goal, but McCoy managed to give the ball right back while trying to find his man in the end zone. It was a throw he didn't need to make, but he did, and J.J. Wilcox came down with the interception.

Then Murray, the dependable NFL leader in rushing yards, put the ball on the ground six plays later, giving Washington possession. Fortunately for the Cowboys, they held Washington back, got the ball back and Romo found Bryant for a 5-yard touchdown to take the lead. Two drives later, the messy first half came do an end.

In the second half, things were cleaned up a little bit, but it wasn't exactly a strong defensive showing for either team. If either offense was particularly "on" for the game, it likely would have been a high-scoring affair. But with neither Romo nor Robert Griffin III in action, neither team was operating at full capacity.

Once Dallas got the ball back after Romo's injury, DeMarco Murray went off on a 51-yard rush on the first play of the drive. Unfortunately, after a short gain on the next play, Weeden's next two passes went incomplete and Dallas had to settle for a field goal. The game was tied there, but Washington came back when McCoy carried a touchdown in from 7 yards out to give Washington the lead.

Weeden then orchestrated a touchdown drive that went for eight plays and 80 yards, tying the game with a big 25-yard touchdown to tight end Jason Witten. But Washington once again was driving on the next possession, and converted a big fourth down play with under four minutes to go. But Dallas eventually held when the clock hit the two-minute mark, and Romo took back over with just under two to go and a tie game. Unfortunately, he couldn't make anything happen, and the game was sent into overtime.

Washington drove down the field on the opening possession and kicked a 40-yard field goal. Dallas was unable to answer, and Washington won.

Three things we learned:

1) No matter how good they get, the Cowboys will eventually be the Cowboys

Turnovers are a way of life for the Cowboys these past few years. Romo is a fine quarterback, but it's easy to poke fun over all the mishaps that have happened when it comes to fumbling the snap or throwing multiple interceptions. That said, nothing in this game was Romo's fault, as Dallas' running backs committed some significant turnovers and Romo, as mentioned above, left the game in the third quarter.

Both Randle and Murray had bad fumbles early on in the first half. Murray fumbled on a play in which everybody watching was in agreement that he really should have just went out of bounds instead of trying to keep fighting. Murray needs to know when to quit, regardless of how well he's doing this season.

Fortunately, Washington was unable to do anything with those two first-half turnovers.

2) It's incredibly difficult to tackle Dez Bryant

Dez Bryant is one of the most explosive receivers in the NFL, and he's exactly what you'd want out of a No. 1 receiver. He makes some big catches each and every week and is usually Romo's top target. On Monday, he came up big in a red zone situation that resulted in a touchdown.

From a 1st and 5 at the Washington 5-yard line, Romo found Bryant short and despite being tackled well short, Bryant fought and extended his arm to its limit — just far enough to break the plane and be called a touchdown. The play was eventually challenged by the replay official, but was upheld.

That gave Dallas an early 7-3 lead, and we've got a GIF of it below:

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3) DeMarco Murray simply isn't slowing down

Murray has been nothing short of incredible this season, and he was on display again on Monday. Despite the turnovers and the injuries — and the fact that Washington knew that Murray was going to get touches, especially with Romo out — Murray chugged away and had multiple big gains to put up his eighth-consecutive game of 100-plus rushing yards.

Murray finished the game with 19 carries for 141 yards, and a per-carry average of 7.4 yards. He's simply not slowing down any time soon and seems primed to break some more records this season. He's played some very tough matchups thus far and has been the most consistent player in Dallas.

28 Oct 05:43

This Cowboys fan has a smiling Tony Romo shaved into his hair

by Seth Rosenthal
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amputate Texas

This looks like the work of the same person who did the Spurs player hair shavings. It's damn near photorealistic:

That's dedication. He said it is original #DallasCowboys pic.twitter.com/a7eE0GPOtc

— Chris Hanks (@Chris_Hanks5) October 28, 2014

Hair Tony actually has this person shaved into *his* hair hair, but you can't see it because he's wearing a hair hat. Also, his expression changes. He was frowning when real Tony Romo hurt his back, grinning again when Romo returned, and weeping when the Cowboys lost.

(via The Dallas Morning News)

28 Oct 05:40

World Beard and Moustache Competition held in Portland | Odd News - Yahoo News

by gguillotte
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meanwhile

The other World Beard and Moustache Competition, based in Germany, had called for a boycott, saying the Portland contest has no authority to award these titles and is taking away from the validity of the original competition.  "[This competition] shares nothing of the history or integrity of the name it inaccurately boasts," the group, known as We Support the True WBMC, wrote in an email. "Those event organizers do NOT have the authority to award any World Beard and Moustache Championship titles, nor do they have the authority to reassign these titles.