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Jeb Bush’s enthusiastic new logo is getting some mixed reviews
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Jeb Bush’s anticipated campaign for President may have a logo, and it’s an enthusiastic one. Bush tweeted one out this morning ahead of the official launch of his presidential campaign, expected tomorrow:
— Jeb Bush (@JebBush) June 14, 2015
As with other campaign logos this year, controversy abounds. Reactions included incredulity:
@JebBush please tell me that's a joke.
— Caleb Savage (@csavagelead) June 14, 2015
And some light mockery:
Dog, your logo look like a detergent brand. https://t.co/4IJKz9sv4b
— Downtown Josh Brown (@ReformedBroker) June 14, 2015
Seriously – Jeb Bush's logo looks like a flop musical that closes out of town. pic.twitter.com/YTen7NYKd2
— Jon Maas (@jondmaas) June 14, 2015
Business junkies might note the logo’s similarity to that of Taco Bell operator Yum! brands, but the more historically-minded note that Bush used a similar logo during all three of his campaigns for Florida Governor. Tennessee Senator Lamar Alexander also used a similar one in his ultimately unsuccessful 1996 campaign for President. GOP consultant Mike Murphy had a hand in both:
jeb couldn't even be bothered to come up with a new logo for his presidential run? pic.twitter.com/cOQ8IU2loj
— Oliver Willis (@owillis) June 14, 2015
Of course, @JebBush is reviving his '98 logo. Notable tho that Mike Murphy was behind Lamar! '96, Jeb! '98, and now Jeb! '16.
— Robert Costa (@costareports) June 14, 2015
Actually Jeb logo came before Lamar 95… JB used it in all three FL Gov campaigns. #NoReinvention! https://t.co/9q1JBqeGmE
— mike murphy (@murphymike) June 14, 2015
Others note that the logo omits Bush’s surname, possibly due to his ever-complicated relationship with his younger brother’s presidency:
The important thing about the Jeb logo isn’t the exclamation point that is there. It’s the last name that isn’t there.
— David Frum (@davidfrum) June 14, 2015
My personal favorite? A call to action for another eldest son of a controversial family:
Now here’s a 2016 candidate I can get behind. (cc: @fmanjoo) pic.twitter.com/RIDMGigvoi
— Dave Itzkoff (@ditzkoff) June 14, 2015
It’s not yet confirmed that this is the official logo, but Jeb! does appear at the end of a pre-announcement video released by his team:
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Suspect sought in fatal shooting of 4 at Ohio home Washington Post COLUMBUS, Ohio — Police investigating the fatal shootings of four people at a home in central Ohio say they are still searching for a suspect a day after the killings. Columbus police said Sunday that the investigation continues into the deaths of four people ... and more » |
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Amiibo Mr. Game & Watch, R.O.B., Mii Fighters, and Duck Hunt (and maybe more??!) ⊟
All coming this September, except for Falco, due later for the holiday season. The Game & Watch Amiibo has different poses and accessories that can be swapped out! *swoon* And the Mii Fighters’ in-game look can be customized just like your own Mii Fighter. Nintendo says that “Eventually, all playable characters in Super Smash Bros. will have corresponding amiibo figures, including Mewtwo, Lucas, Roy and Ryu.”
After the break, see some more (probably) upcoming, unannounced amiibo discovered on the Nintendo Europe website, posted by Gunstarheroes.
Wouldn’t be surprised if that 8-bit figure is for Mario Maker, and the Animal Crossing ones will release alongside Happy Home Designer.
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Chris Pratt Returning For More Jurassic World After Movie’s #1 All-Time Opening Weekend
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Whether you enjoyed Jurassic World or not, there are going to be sequels, and Chris Pratt is signed on to grace the screen once again. In an interview with Entertainment Weekly, Pratt talked about how he’s in for another Jurassic World movie, saying, “They have me for I think 38 movies or something.”
Given the movie’s indomitable $511 million international box office take, and its new spot at #1 biggest box office opening weekend, 38 movies might seem totally reasonable. Not really. You can only rebuild Jurassic Park so many times, guys, until someone finally says, “Maybe we should stop cloning dinosaurs.”
(via /Film)
The Boston Red Sox don't remember how to play baseball
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The Red Sox were supposed to be very good this year. The Red Sox have not been very good this year. The Red Sox have been especially not good Sunday.
Four guys. One ball. No catches. At least that's just an isolated incident thou-oh okay no it's not:
That was from a day earlier, but clearly they still haven't learned their lesson. The good news is they play in a gentle, understanding town like Boston, so the fans have been very kind abou-oh okay that's wrong, too:
Boos cascade down on Fens as another popup falls between four players and another run scores
— Gordon Edes (@GordonEdes) June 14, 2015
I'd say, "At least everyone is having fun," but I'm guessing that isn't right either.
(h/t Surviving Grady, @RealDrunkGinger)
Newswire: Rainn Wilson, Demi Lovato, and Mandy Patinkin to star in the next Smurfs movie
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Some people—particularly those who missed our article about it last year—might be surprised to learn that Sony is making another Smurfs movie. However, anyone familiar with Smurf lore knows that Gargamel, one of the most powerful wizards in all the land, has been trying to kill the Smurfs for decades, and he’s never been able to kill a single Smurf. So what chance do we have of stopping the release of further Smurfs movies? The collective disgust of the world’s film critics obviously won’t do it, so it’s about time we just surrender to the power of the Smurfs and embrace our little, blue overlords.
So, anyway, there’s going to be a new Smurfs movie. It’s going to be all computer-animated, it might be some kind of prequel, and it’ll be called Get Smurfy. Seeing as how today is apparently Global ...
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Located in Enderby Wharf, the Greenwich Preservation Kitchens secure complete food self-sufficiency through the preservation of food stuffs on a city scale, storing goods for the whole of London in anticipation of food shortage. Fresh produce is delivered by boat via the River Thames, where it enters the building, a flooded dock landscape, where food is stored and readied for distribution. Flanked by towering walls of cookbooks, the produce travels to the kitchens, preservation islands or smoking towers. Here it is frozen, pickled, jammed, cooked, smoked or dried before being stored within deep concrete walls. Due to its monumental size and numerous functions, the building created and facilitates a series of micro-climatic habitats that are populated by constantly evolving ‘drying vessels’ that are designed to thrive on the buildings unique thermal and ventilation conditions.
Aspiring Astronaut Photographs the ISS From 40 Thousand Feet Up
Did you know you could spot the International Space Station from an airplane? Neither did I! But photographer and aspiring astronaut Trevor Mahlmann had an inkling on a Southwest flight last week. So, he got out his gear and managed to shoot this gorgeous, long-exposure photo of the space station zooming by like a shooting star.
This Is The Best Image Of Pluto And Charon Ever Taken
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Call The Midwife
firehose'According to Declercq, the high rates of surgery and other unneeded interventions have led to increased interest in the midwifery model, which is lower-tech, less invasive, and less inclined toward intervention without a clear medical need; a 2011 study in the journal Nursing Economics found that births led by midwives in collaboration with physicians are less likely to end in a C-section than births led by obstetricians alone. According to Ginger Breedlove, the president of the American College of Nurse-Midwives, the real reason for this difference is in the approach to care: Midwives typically promote patience with the natural progress of labor and discourage intervention to speed the birth process. “It’s a different model,” she explains.'
'Though still a relative novelty in the U.S., midwife-led maternity care is the norm in other developed countries, including most of Europe.* In England, for example, midwives are the lead care providers at more than half of all births. (There, midwife care is considered fit even for royalty; last month Kate Middleton gave birth to her daughter Charlotte under the care of two midwives.) “In England, what they say is, ‘Every mother deserves a midwife, and some need an obstetrician, too,’” Declercq says.'
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J.R. Smith called for flagrant foul after delivering huge shoulder to Draymond Green
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Emotions are high during Game 5 of the NBA Finals after J.R. Smith was called for a Flagrant 1 after delivering this shot to Draymond Green. Smith didn't attempt to avoid contact with Green, sending him to the ground with a thunderous shoulder.
This could have been a case of Smith sticking up for his teammate. Minutes earlier a hit from Green on Matthew Dellavedova sent the Cavaliers' guard to his knees. That could have been a leftover from their run-in last game.
Listen to Metallica's metal national anthem at the NBA Finals
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This rocked.
Metallica exited the light and entered the night to shred the national anthem on two guitars at Game 5 of the 2015 NBA Finals. Darkness soon imprisoned Oracle Arena, and horror was all they could see. Game 5 is so close, no matter how far. Obey your national anthem masters.
(Seriously, this anthem was awesome. More metal bands doing national anthems, please).
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LeBron James created every Cavaliers basket for an entire quarter
LeBron James did everything for the Cleveland Cavaliers in the second quarter. That isn't a turn of phrase or hyperbole, he really did everything. Every ... single ... thing.
Since LeBron James joined the NBA, no one has ever had 20 points, 8 assists and 8 rebounds in a first half. Until tonight. He did.
— Tim Reynolds (@ByTimReynolds) June 15, 2015
It wasn't just what LeBron did himself, it's how he set up everybody else.
Cleveland's last 16 FG: LBJ ast LBJ LBJ ast LBJ LBJ ast LBJ LBJ ast LBJ LBJ ast LBJ ast LBJ LBJ LBJ LBJ ast LBJ LBJ ast
— Tom Haberstroh (@tomhaberstroh) June 15, 2015
Here's another way of looking at it:
Cavs had 17 baskets in that first half. LeBron either scored or assisted on 16 of them.
— Chris Herring (@HerringWSJ) June 15, 2015
Ready for this to become legendary?
Since 2000, only players with 20/8/8 in a Finals game are Kobe, Duncan, LeBron, Kidd, Shaq and Westbrook. LeBron is there at halftime.
— Ben Golliver (@BenGolliver) June 15, 2015
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There comes a day when mother finally fails you and you have to move out of the house.
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Warriors fans going nuts for free Jamba Juice is Bay Area as hell
Fan in shooting contest wins free Jamba Juice for everyone in the building and the crowd goes nuts.
— Amin Elhassan (@AminESPN) June 15, 2015
Moths to a flame, raccoons to a trash can, the Bay Area to Jamba Juice. There are unassailable attractions in life that cannot be tamed, and the prospect of free juice was SO EXCITING to a lot of Golden State Warriors fans at Oracle Arena during Game 5.
A fan just made some 3 pointers and wins Jamba Juice for EVERYONE in the audience! He looked Pinoy too!
— TJ Manotoc (@tjmanotoc) June 15, 2015
This guy just won free jamba juice for everybody who's at the game ... free jamba juice and a finals game , this day keep getting better
— RodneyNextDoor (@Yungrodboy) June 15, 2015
Free jamba juice for everyone in GSW lol! Glad that kid made a three
— viol£t (@nemeCIS06) June 15, 2015
HAHAHA ang daya nung free Jamba Juice na yun ah!
— Lance Putong (@lglputong) June 15, 2015
Jamba Juice buzzer beater!!! (Kinda) hahaha
— Ven Dionisio (@VenDionisio) June 15, 2015
Free Jamba Juice for the whole arena, and they're going wild in the Oracle #NBAFinals
— Michael Tozer (@Tozer_M) June 15, 2015
Fan with the (late) buzzer beater for free Jamba Juice. Hahaha.
— Zayne Heng (@craZayne) June 15, 2015
FREE JAMBA JUICE AFTER THE GAME FOR EVERYONE
— maddi flores (@maddi_floress) June 15, 2015
Free Jamba Juice for everyone! Made 3! #GSW pic.twitter.com/YNwAd2vXJb
— Tony (@AlphaJunkie) June 15, 2015
Free Jamba Juice! Thanks half time fan #WARRIORSvCAVS
— Jaclyn Lam (@lambo457) June 15, 2015
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Portland Is Still the Only Livable City in the U.S., Apparently
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For the second year in a row, Portland is the only city in the United States that is even basically livable, though just barely, according to Monocle, a London-based culture and global affairs magazine.
"Portland has gone from obscurity to an exemplar of US urban good life," writes the magazine for its annual Quality of Life survey, sponsored this year by AKZONobel, a sustainable paint and chemical company. "Farmers' markets and restaurants overflow with hallucinogenic bounty thanks to the Willamette Valley, and, as important, urban sprawl controls that preserve land."
The review was written by Monocle contributor (and Portland Monthly editor) Zach Dundas, who writes that one of the reasons why these denizens of London believe Portland to be a possible location to live, if one MUST leave the continent, is that people swim the Willamette on their lunch breaks. "Can you bring a towel to work (for a cheeky outdoor lunchtime swim)? The Willamette is safe to swim in after a major environmental clean-up. Go for it."
But don't get too excited, Portland. This year the monocled ones have dropped us from 23 out of 25 to 25 out of 25, saying that if we want to stay livable by British standards, "Public transport should continue into the night, while neighbourhoods on the city's fringes should receive basic amenities such as pavements."
So, let's get this together, guys. If we slip off this list, it may be impossible for true citizens of the world to visit our country while maintaining the quality of life they require. Invest in pavements (sidewalks? actual pavement? bands from Stockton?) and busses. Do it for America. Do it for the world.
See the full review here:
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are people that lazy to need this
While I’m sure there are people too lazy to spin a fork, keep in mind people like this person who may be suffering from arthritis or a neurological disease or nerve damage or a thousand other conditions that might impair their ability to do things as simple as spin a fork to eat spaghetti.
These are used with people who can’t grip well:
This is for Parkinsons’s:
For people who can’t even bend their joints:
Here’s a product that guides your hand from your plate to your mouth
This one holds a sandwich
Like I get it. I used to see things like the fork and think “that’s fuckin’ lazy” or that product that holds a gallon and you just tip it and pour. But then I started working around the disabled and impaired and found out that these products aren’t meant for lazy people, they’re meant for people who need help.
So maybe next time you see something, instead of thinking “Wow, are people that lazy?” just be grateful that you’re able to do the things you do every day and take for granted, like being able to feed yourself and wipe your own ass because you have enough coordination and bendy joints to do it.
Thousands take Pride in Boston
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Tens of thousands of people either marched in the annual Pride parade today or cheered on from the sidewalks along the route. From little kids on parents' shoulders to senior-citizen couples holding hands as they marched, people enjoyed the parade. You could tell some people were really having a ball:
Some people dressed up for the occasion:
Skaters gonna skate:
How in the world did these people get through the parade without suffering heat prostration?
These people, however, were just chillin' out:
A number of schools, churches and temples had contingents:
Of course, what would a large assemblage be without the Jesus is Lord guy?
Boston 2024 sent some people:
Not everybody was thrilled to see them:
Not everybody was thrilled with the parade. The Rainbow Times reports "about a dozen LGBTQ activists of Color and allies participated in a sit-in to disrupt and shut down the 45th Annual Boston Pride Parade."
The night before, meanwhile, was the annual Dyke March. Greg Cook photographed that march:
Some photos by Shelagh Dolan.
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