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27 Aug 03:29

Nate Silver Vows To Teach Chris Berman How To Read

BRISTOL, CT—Weeks following the announcement of his move to ESPN, renowned statistician Nate Silver told reporters Friday that he has made it his personal goal to teach his coworker and fellow analyst Chris Berman how to read. Silver confirmed that ...
    






23 Aug 22:49

Launch pads, runways, facilities: NASA’s grand shuttle sell-off continues

by Lee Hutchinson

Earlier this week, NASA announced that two commercial space companies have placed bids on one of the mobile launch platforms at the Kennedy Space Center in Florida. The platform is one of three structures originally designed and built for Project Apollo back in the 1960s; the hardware was redesigned and refitted for use with the Space Shuttle in the late 1970s and was in use continually until the Shuttle program's end in 2010.

The two companies bidding on the launch platforms are Elon Musk's SpaceX and Jeff Bezos' Blue Origin. Both companies would use the platforms as part of their own rocket launch efforts, and both companies have their eyes set on far larger NASA assets: Launch Complex 39A.

Launch Complex 39, with its two pads (LC39A and LC39B), is NASA's largest and most sophisticated space launch facility. Like most of NASA's crown jewels, the site was constructed to support Project Apollo and repurposed into the Shuttle era. Pad 39A is the southern of the two and hosted 12 Saturn V launches and 80 shuttle launches; pad 39B was used for one Saturn V flight, 4 Saturn 1B flights, 53 shuttle launches, and the single Ares flight.

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23 Aug 22:49

In surveillance era, clever trick enhances secrecy of iPhone text messages

by Dan Goodin

A security researcher has developed a technique that could significantly improve the secrecy of text messages sent in near real time on iPhones. The technique, which will debut in September in an iOS app called TextSecure, will also be folded into a currently available Android app by the same name.

The cryptographic property known as perfect forward secrecy has always been considered important by privacy advocates, but it has taken on new urgency following the recent revelations of widespread surveillance of Americans by the National Security Agency. Rather than use the same key to encrypt multiple messages—the way, say PGP- and S/MIME-protected e-mail programs do—applications that offer perfect forward secrecy generate ephemeral keys on the fly. In the case of some apps, including the OTR protocol for encrypting instant messages, each individual message within a session is encrypted with a different key.

The use of multiple keys makes eavesdropping much harder. Even if the snoop manages to collect years worth of someone's encrypted messages, he would have to crack hundreds or possibly hundreds of thousands of keys to transform the data into the "plaintext" that a human could make sense of. What's more, even if the attacker obtains or otherwise compromises the computer that his target used to send the encrypted messages, it won't be of much help if the target has deleted the messages. Since the keys used in perfect forward secrecy are ephemeral, they aren't stored on the device.

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23 Aug 22:13

50 Prisoners Brawl Over Grilled Cheese

A wild gang fight involving as many as 50 inmates on Rikers Island went on for nearly an hour, sources said Thursday. The violent melee was triggered over a grilled cheese sandwich, a jail insider said.
23 Aug 20:00

The New Yorker

23 Aug 20:00

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23 Aug 19:59

Thank God it’s Frida

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holy shit, it's Friday

23 Aug 19:59

Living in the Wrong Century

23 Aug 19:47

Win Tickets to Lagerfest—This Weekend!!

by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey

Woohoo! Here comes another great Portland beer fest—and YOU CAN WIN FREE TICKETS for Saturday! Portland? Meet Lagerfest.

Lagerfest is where cheap beer crushing meets finely crafted brew making. It’s a celebration of the lager–everyone’s very first introduction to beer, the one that takes us all back to our younger days when beer meant something cheap and in a can. Hosted by White Owl Social Club. Lagerfest takes place August 24th and 25th from 11:00 AM – 7:00 PM.

Over 40 breweries will participate and each will provide their own sophisticated take on the classic lager beer. The $20 entrance fee includes ten free tastings, a Lagerfest beer drinkin’ mug, and one epically good time! Killer food provided by Eastside Deli and White Owl Social Club! Go to the Mercury Stranger Tickets online to buy now in advance at a discounted price.

Be sure to plan on dancing some of those empty calories off the night of the 24th at the Lagerfest After Party with DJ’s Jessicat and Danny Dodge — This event is free and hosted by White Owl. Don’t blow it, and make sure you’re at this year’s very first Lagerfest!

A portion of the proceeds of the Oregon Lagerfest goes to the Pixie Project & 91.1 XRAY.fm

Want a pair of tickets for Saturday? Email me here by 3 pm today (put "LAGERFEST" in the subject line), and I'll award the lucky winner this afternoon! WOOT NOW!

UPDATE: Annnd we have a winner! Thanks to everyone for playing, and keep popping into Blogtown for more ticket giveaways!

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23 Aug 19:27

Music: Great Job, Internet!: Watch the Russian Army Choir own Adele’s “Skyfall” on a Moscow morning show 

by Kevin McFarland
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this happened

Adele’s theme to Skyfall is the best James Bond song since Goldfinger, restoring a bit of honor and award-winning class to the legacy of a group of songs that increasingly went off the rails. (Sheryl Crow for Tomorrow Never Dies, Madonna for Die Another Day). Though not many artists can match Adele’s range or vocal intensity, the Russian Army Choir performed a surprisingly amazing cover on a Russian morning show. The seven-man choir, in full army regalia and all legally straight, is led by a soulful and lilting soloist and stunned the hosts, who just can’t stop bobbing along to the song. Though they are singing along to a backing track, it’s hard to imagine anyone coming this close to equaling Adele.

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23 Aug 19:18

Untranslatable Words From Other Cultures

by Rusty Blazenhoff

Culaccino

“Italian: Culaccino, The mark left on a table by a cold glass.”

Ella Frances Sanders of Maptia has created “11 Untranslatable Words From Other Cultures” which visualizes eleven “wonderful, untranslatable, if slightly elusive, words” that “cannot be properly explained across cultures.” See all the illustrations at the Maptia blog.

Jayus

“Indonesian: Jayus, Their slang for someone who tells a joke so badly, that is so unfunny you cannot help but laugh out loud.”

Pana Po'O

“Hawaiian: Pana Po?o, You know when you forget where you’ve put the keys, and you scratch your head because it somehow seems to help your remember? This is the word for it.”

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23 Aug 18:51

Couch and Grand

by Anonymous

Dear City Managers,

Your plans for bicycles getting on to the Burnside bridge from Couch street is still dangerous. Just painting a Green box on the corner of Couch and Grand is no solution. I almost got right hooked again today. I don't even really fault the drivers because the design of that lane is so stupid.

From now on I'm skipping those dumb green lanes and riding with traffic instead. I feel bad for the inexperienced that will get smashed.

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23 Aug 18:49

Kingdom of Roosevelt Moving

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via saucie: meanwhile, in Portland

"Bechard is perhaps best known, however for his arrest outside a strip bar for a fistfight with Cochon 555 cooking competition organizer Brady Lowe; the fight was about the allegedly non-local provenance of a prize-winning pig."

I think we've found PDX's Tony Maws

Kingdom of Roosevelt Moving:

Eric Bechard’s wild-game restaurant, Kingdom of Roosevelt, will be moving from its location on 2055 SE Cesar Chavez Ave. The restaurant’s name harks to the terrain of the local Roosevelt Elk, and focuses heavily on wild game and locally foraged ingredients, served on the menu with poetic names such as “fallow deer heart tartare with his marrow” and “wood pigeon liver custard with elderflower and pickled huckleberries.” Still, the cuisine is far from the Portland wheelhouse of mid-priced comfort fare, and the restaurant has seemed to struggle to fill its small dining room at its current off-the-track location. Our reviewer mostly enjoyed the Kingdom in March, but recent visits have found the restaurant half-empty even on a weekend night. Bechard was once chef at Alberta Street Oyster Bar, and at Thistle Restaurant in McMinnville, Oregon, which was the Oregonian’s top restaurant in 2011. Bechard is perhaps best known, however for his arrest outside a strip bar for a fistfight with Cochon 555 cooking competition organizer Brady Lowe; the fight was about the allegedly non-local provenance of a prize-winning pig. “We’re not commenting on it, but we are moving,” Bechard said by phone.

23 Aug 18:48

Do You Even Lift?

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via Snorkmaiden
meanwhile, in south Louisiana (Acadiana flag in the back)

Do You Even Lift?

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23 Aug 18:42

DIY Space Suit Testing

by Soulskill
Kristian von Bengtson is one of the founders of Copenhagen Suborbitals, a private organization dedicated to cheap, manned spaceflight. He says, 'This week the space suit branch of Copenhagen Suborbitals from the U.S. is visiting and testing suits in capsules is being performed." The testing process is being chronicled in a series of articles at Wired. You can take a look at some images of getting suited up, and read about the process in detail. von Bengtson writes, "I have to say this suit is incredible, and wearing it today was a remarkable experience. Not only did it fit like a neatly tailored jacket, you instantly become very aware of isolation, the risks involved in this mission, and the complexity of the suit when the 'visor down' command is effectuated. Even though you have a bunch of people next to you – operating life support and with cameras – you feel all alone and all sounds disappear. They’re replaced by the hissing of the breathing-gas and pressure-gas." There's another article about getting into and out of the capsule while in the space suit, which is quite a complicated procedure. "All three of us tried to perform the fast egress and this was a very intense experience. While pressurized inside the capsule (app 1 psi) arms and legs want to expand your body like a balloon and even just reaching out toward the hatch opening was almost impossible. Each of us spend at least 30-50 seconds on this procedure desperately trying to reach toward anything nearby, feet and leg kicking and general nonsense body-wobbling. A simple procedure like this required all the power and muscle we had while John Haslett tried to keep up with dumping CO2 and adding breathing gas."

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23 Aug 18:42

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23 Aug 18:34

Game of Thrones Season 3 Visual Effects Breakdowns

by Justin Page
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VFX reel beat

Spin VFX has released an amazing demo reel with visual effects breakdowns showcasing the work that they did on season 3 of Game of Thrones.

Five-time Emmy nominated VFX Supervisor Jeff Campbell and three-time Emmy nominated Supervising Producer, Luke Groves led Spin’s team to deliver over 200 shots for the season, including Mance Rayder’s Camp, the Direwolves compositing sequences in the Northern Forest, CG crows, the 3D Unsullied Army, the Twins matte painting and The Wall 3D environment.

GoT SFX

GoT SFX

video via Jose Antonio Espejo, images via Spin VFX

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23 Aug 18:33

Daedalic's Blackguards is a 40-hour RPG for an adventure game audience

by Alexa Ray Corriea
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article makes zero references to Quest for Glory

Daedalic Entertainment's role-playing game Blackguards is more than 40 hours long because the developer feels that's what its audience wants, according to PR director Claas Wolter.

Blackguards, set to launch this fall, will be Daedalic's first foray into role-playing games. The game incorporates the genre's more classic elements — having a gang of unique characters armed to the teeth with weapons and spells — with turn-based strategy elements. During combat, players move on a grid, clicking on the space they want to move to, then choose an attack to take down the enemy in front of them. Conversations occur in dialogue boxes that show the characters' face along with a chunk of text.

"There are still many old-school gamers, like us"

The title will launch with 190 battle maps — or combat scenarios — along with a lengthy main campaign and a slew of side missions, all totaling more than 40 hours of gameplay. Wolter said there is a still a market for old-school, long RPGs and Daedalic's community of fans, drawn to the company and its long-standing tradition of making adventure games, are used to the lengthy content.

"There are still many old-school gamers, like us, who are really into these games that have a lot of content," said Wolter. "Blackguards is very story-focused, and you never know what is really up — there's a lot to dig into."

"We wanted the best way to tell the story, and while adventure games are our passion, we're not limited to that"In Blackguards, players step into the shoes of a young man who witnesses a princess' death at the hands of a wolf, then is blamed and jailed for it. He escapes prison with the help of a snarky dwarf, and along his journey — the details of which Daedalic is not sharing just yet — he assembles a ragtag band of criminals to assist him along the way. Wolter said the game includes multiple plot twists, which trigger a handful of alternate endings depending on the route players take.

"You complete quests and new things open up," he said of the game's progression. "There's lots to unravel, lots of raw information to take in."

Wolter added that making an RPG is an extension of making an adventure game: both need a strong plot and characters in order to work. Blackguards is technically still a point-and-click game — like the company's Deponia action-adventure games — but it required a different application of the development team's skill set.

"A role-playing game is the logical evolution [from] an adventure game," Wolter said. "We wanted the best way to tell the story, and while adventure games are our passion, we're not limited to that. The team's experience applied well to making an RPG."

23 Aug 18:32

Music Video For ‘Hair Do’ by Fitness Guru Richard Simmons

by Rusty Blazenhoff

Fun lovin’ fitness guru Richard Simmons has a new single out, it’s called “Hair Do” and its music video is a hoot.

hair do

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23 Aug 18:32

Watch The Little Mermaid Belt Out An Ode to Equal Pay for Women

Heck, Ariel's been a princess her whole life, so she's probably accrued enough disposable income that, even with the gender gap, she can afford that fancy new display case for her dinglehoppers and her snarfblats. Look at Tiana! Girl works two jobs in the service industry just so she can afford the job she actually wants and still put food on the table. And you know she got paid way less than 77 cents for every dollar a man earns, because... well, because 1920s New Orleans. This has to stop. Listen to the Disney princesses! (by Texpats, via Jezebel) Are you following The Mary Sue on Twitter, Facebook, Tumblr, Pinterest, & Google +?
23 Aug 18:31

sallydonovan: Sherlock as a sitcom (requested by...

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"When two flatmates try to make their crazy lives a little domestic, the most hilarious antics ensue! Haha! Oh Sherlock! Get off that roof!"



sallydonovan:

Sherlock as a sitcom (requested by sherlockkun)

It’s Britain’s favourite odd couple ("We’re not a couple!!!") in an all-new sitcom this fall season! What do you get when put together an unlucky army doctor and the world’s greatest detective in one tiny old flat? Anything but domestic bliss! Watch John Watson’s adventures in love, employment and trying to keep his awful friend colleague under control when he’s bored! Watch Sherlock Holmes deal with stupid ordinary people, his brother’s inability to inhale without consuming at least 2,000 calories of food, and that creepy IT guy at the hospital (what is his deal?)!

When two flatmates try to make their crazy lives a little domestic, the most hilarious antics ensue! Haha! Oh Sherlock! Get off that roof!

23 Aug 18:28

Why One Paragraph Isn’t Enough: Reporting Harassment at Gen Con

by Allegra Selzer
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fuck Gen Con
yeah I said it, fuck Gen Con
everything shitty about PAX, with fewer cool attendees and more shit like this

tweet source: https://twitter.com/GOODNESSaidan/status/368856722233761792/photo/1

Many people have already written about The Bell & the Blade’s policy-violating merchandise at Gen Con 2013. The booth, also known for being the “Nazi fanboy” booth, was carrying novelty underwear with slogans in direct violation of Gen Con’s one paragraph anti-harassment policy (outlined here). Two pairs1 in particular were cause for concern:

“I could use a little sexual harassment.”

“Get me drunk…then we’ll see.”

I am one of several people who reported to Gen Con staff, both through Twitter and direct contact with security and booth management. I reported them on Saturday.While my twitter complaint was not directly addressed, a friend who also reported (and received over 80 retweets) was told the vendor had been told to remove the merchandise and that staff would follow up the next day.

Tweet exchange (used with permission of the initial poster)

Along with several others (mostly women), I consulted security as per the anti-harassment policy, and was directed to booth management. A male staff member told us he knew exactly what booth we were talking about, and directed us to a female staff member. She informed us that they had been reported, and if they were still up the next day to return to booth management.

On Sunday morning, I quickly checked the booth just to confirm that Gen Con staff followed up on their public statement. They had not. The underwear was inside the booth, as it had been on Saturday when I reported it. I followed the instructions and went directly to booth management, this time alone. I initially spoke with a volunteer, and was again directed to the same female staff member I spoke to previously (in hindsight I should have gotten names). She told me it had been reported and there was nothing more they could do. The entire exchange was very dismissive and condescending.

I contacted my podcast co-host Kevin Weiser and told him about what had happened when I followed Gen Con’s directions. He had been among those who had reported the booth as well, and returned to booth management, pointed out his press badge2, and stated any conversation would be on the record.  Unsurprisingly, letting staff know that press will be reporting on the issue got a far less dismissive response. He was directed to event staff after initially speaking to a volunteer.

Kevin recorded a quick discussion3 with a female staff member (identified as Jeanette in the recording) about what the anti-harassment policy involved and what Gen Con would require of from the booth.

From the transcript: “As long as it’s not, y’know, obviously in your face, then, and it’s moved inside, whatever that means to that booth, then that’s our policy.”

Compare this statement from a Gen Con staff member to the public statement made by the official Gen Con twitter as posted above. I know Gen Con is a large event with many booths, many volunteers, and many staff. Overall, I did have a wonderful time. This whole incident, from the fact that this merchandise was allowed in the first place, to the dismissive attitude, to the inconsistent responses, has marred my view of how much Gen Con actually takes anti-harassment policies and harassment complaints seriously.

(Why One Paragraph Isn’t Enough: Reporting Harassment at Gen Con originally posted on Gaming As Women.)

Related posts:

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  2. Dear Gaming as Women: Harassment Policies at Conventions It’s that time again! Time for another installment of Dear...
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23 Aug 17:41

The world’s most mystifying glyphs…

by SupSuper
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HOLY SHIT
TOOLTIPS
IN XCOM
NOW ANYONE CAN L2P
WHY ARE YOU NOT PLAYING XCOM RIGHT NOW

…finally solved…

23 Aug 17:39

Ask Chris #161: Clash of the Titans

by Chris Sims
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"There’s an issue where Aqualad is bonked in the head by a weaponized station wagon that shoots surfboards, for instance, and there’s no way you’re going to convince me that this is not an amazing idea."

Q: How much better is the original Teen Titans series than the New Teen Titans?@boxofmilipedes

A: You know, Millie, it’s funny. New Teen Titans is a book that hits every single checkmark of something I should like. I love teenage superheroes, I’m a sucker for weird team-ups involving goofy combinations like half-demons, half-robots and full-on alien princesses, and Robin and Wally West are two of my all-time favorite characters. Throw those things together in a book by the dude who wrote Tomb of Dracula and the artist who would go on to draw my favorite run of Avengers? That oughtta be a slam dunk, but every single time I read it, it feels like homework.

Folks, it’s been thirty years. Maybe it’s time we all come together and just admit that New Teen Titans was not that great.

Okay, before anybody starts passing out pitchforks and torches, I should probably go ahead and say that I realize this is an unpopular opinion and that it’s purely based on personal taste, but it’s true. For me, New Teen Titans just doesn’t hold up, especially when you compare it to the book it was designed to compete against. There’s no getting around the fact that NTT was DC’s attempt to capture some of the success that Marvel was having with X-Men, to the point where they used the exact same formula to create both books. They each took a team created in the sixties that nobody really cared about anymore, kept a few of the original members (Robin and Kid Flash / Cyclops and Jean), added in a few new characters to freshen things up (Raven, Starfire and Cyborg / Nightcrawler, Colossus and Storm), and threw in a character who had originally appeared in another series who had an interesting hook and was positioned to become a breakout star (Beast Boy / Wolverine).

They’re even structured in similar ways, with the high action of superheroics balanced out by a focus on the relationships between the characters. There’s romance, unrequited love, the feeling of not belonging in the world, angst by the bucketful, and all the other stuff that’s scientifically designed to make a comic that’ll appeal to teenagers. Even the covers are alike — compare NTT #1 to Giant Size X-Men. The only real difference is that they swapped out the logo.

And to their credit, it worked. New Teen Titans was a massive hit for DC, to the point where they ended up handing Marv Wolfman and George Perez the job of destroying and restructuring the entire DC Universe in Crisis — which, incidentally, is also a ridiculous mess, but that’s a subject for another time. It’s the book that hooked a ton of readers, fleshed out characters like Donna Troy and Beast Boy that had been around for decades but had never really had much depth, added interesting new elements and characters to the DC Universe, and gave long-time stalwarts like Wally West and Dick Grayson an entirely new chance to shine. Historically speaking, it’s an incredibly important book for DC, and considering the amount of impact it led to, for superhero comics in general.

Thing is, it’s nowhere near as good as X-Men was.

Say what you will about what they did later in their careers, but there were years when Chris Claremont, John Byrne and Dave Cockrum were knocking out classic after classic on a monthly basis. Sure, the dialogue is occasionally a little clunky — okay, and by “occasionally” I mean “in every single caption,” but those stories hold up amazingly well. That issue where the Hellfire Club beats the living hell out of the X-Men and Wolverine gets dropped through four floors to the sewer, then comes back at the end ready to literally murder everyone he sees? #132? That comic still feels like a product of the Modern Age, and it’s part of a run that set the standard, influencing almost every title that came after — including New Teen Titans.

This isn’t really a knock on Wolfman and Perez — like I said, I’ve loved the work they’ve done in other books — but if you put NTT next to X-Men, I’ll pick the latter every time. As much success as they had by tweaking a similar formula, Titans has always read like it was imitating X-Men and never quite managing to break out of its shadow. Why listen to the cover band when you’ve got the original right there?

Plus, it introduced the world to this dipstick:

F**k you, Terry Long. With the exception of Lucy Lane, you are the worst thing that has ever happened.

So yeah, New Teen Titans isn’t for me, which is a shame since I actually really like the original Teen Titans series. I’m sure that this doesn’t come as a huge surprise to anyone given my reputation as someone who’s obsessed with comics that came out twenty years before I was born, but there’s a lot of fun in those issues, and there’s a good reason why the Teen Titans cartoon took Wolfman and Perez’s characters and often dropped them into a world that seemed built by Bob Haney and Nick Cardy.

Bob Haney is one of the best comic book writers who ever lived. This isn’t even up for debate, it’s just a stone-cold fact. His run on Brave and the Bold with Jim Aparo is almost always incredible, and Metamorpho, co-created with Ramona Fradon, is probably the sharpest, wittiest and weirdest DC book of the Silver Age. So when he and Cardy teamed up to do a book about a bunch of sidekicks hanging out together and dealing with Teen Problems — or, you know, what passed for Teen Problems in DC comics in the ’60s, like adolescent cavemen and sinister hot rod mechanics — the end result is pretty great.

It might not be quite the high point of Haney’s career, but he brought the same thing to Teen Titans that he brought to a lot of his books: this overpowering sense of fun. He and Cardy were well aware that they were making a book about kids designed to appeal to kids, and again I can’t imagine that it wasn’t at least partially a response to the success that Marvel was having with their teen super-hero, Spider-Man. This was, after all, 1966, when John Romita was drawing Gwen Stacy and Mary Jane go-go dancing at the coffee shop and Stan Lee was trying to capture the hip slang that the kids were using. He was an unexpected success right from the start, and while DC certainly wasn’t ready to break their formula on the main books like SupermanTeen Titans was exactly the sort of book where they could play around with the idea of appealing to the kids in a slightly different way. And if you want hip slang, then cousin, nobody does hip slang like Bob Haney.

Even if he occasionally slipped into what Ryan North called “old-man-itis.”

Oh, those crazy “rock-and-roll” records!

Really, though, that’s where the similarities end. Rather than taking a Marvel style approach and filling the book up with operatic drama, Haney just did… well, a Bob Haney book, full of goofy problems that were vaguely tied into what kids would be interested in. There’s an issue where Aqualad is bonked in the head by a weaponized station wagon that shoots surfboards, for instance, and there’s no way you’re going to convince me that this is not an amazing idea. Eventually, Teen Titans did start edging towards more dramatic stories, but to be honest, that’s where my interest in the book fades. I love Amazing Spider-Man and I’ll defend those first 200 issues as maybe the best run of its length in comics history, but, much like my feelings about New Teen Titans, I don’t really need to read a knockoff.

So is Teen Titans better than New Teen Titans? For me it is, but that probably has a lot to do with reading X-Men as a kid and not getting around to The Judas Contract until I was in my 20s. For you, maybe New Teen Titans took the formula from X-Men and refined it into something better, and maybe Teen Titans is just a second-rate Silver Age book that broke continuity by introducing Wonder Girl and eventually led to Wolfman and Perez having to fix it on three separate occasions. Stuff like this is all down to what you like, so there’s no real way to be right or wrong about it.

Unless you’re me, I mean. I’m right. As usual.

Ask Chris art by Erica Henderson. If you’ve got a question you’d like to see Chris tackle in a future column, just send it to @theisb on Twitter with the hashtag #AskChris.

23 Aug 17:37

Jeff Lemire and DC Comics Set To Launch 'Justice League Canada'

by Matt D. Wilson
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'Lemire said he wants to create “a cool, rural Northern Ontario headquarters for Justice League Canada,” though he can’t say what it is just yet. He confirmed it isn’t a hockey rink, though he considered it.'

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If your money was on Marvel turning Alpha Flight into the Northern Avengers before DC could introduce a Canadian version of the Justice League, pay up.

DC Comics will announce the launch of Justice League Canada at Toronto’s Fan Expo today, though it’s less of a launch than a renaming. Next spring, writer Jeff Lemire (who grew up in Essex County, Canada, and who lives in Toronto) will take over Justice League of America and transport it to his home country, the Toronto Star reports.

Lemire said he wants to create “a cool, rural Northern Ontario headquarters for Justice League Canada,” though he can’t say what it is just yet. He confirmed it isn’t a hockey rink, though he considered it.

And the writer is quick to say that this series will not be Alpha Flight:

“It’s not really like Alpha Flight, as we’re not creating a bunch of very Canadian characters. Like, those characters are all almost clichéd Canadian archetypes. This is still very much set in the regular Justice League universe and the team will still have some of the bigger-named superheroes, but they will actually be located in Canada now, and there will be a couple of new members who are Canadian.

23 Aug 17:34

Madden NFL 25 review: wide open

by Dan Rubenstein
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"Simulation sticklers who demand a minutiae-oriented, difficult take on NFL football might find this shift to playability abhorrent."

whoa hey, shit, did they finally make a decent game out of this mutual fund?

By Dan Rubenstein on August 23, 2013 at 1:02p

Game Info
Platform 360, PS3, PS4, xbox one
Publisher EA Sports
Developer EA Tiburon
Release Date 08/27/2013
Price at Launch 59.99

Madden NFL 25 is a celebration and, in a weird way, a culmination of the most long-running annual franchise in gaming history.

The "25" refers to the game’s milestone anniversary. When the EA Sports guy yells at you (for the 3,873rd time) that, "IT’S IN THE GAME!" at the opening of Madden NFL 25, it’s for better and worse: NFL players have asses of varying size, NFL coaches are looking to college for offensive innovation, and NFL owners worry about things like marketing and merchandise.

Whether its load screens dripping with nostalgic screen grabs from the previous 24 releases, or modes that allow you to build and draft teams of legendary NFL players, Madden NFL 25 celebrates the hell out of Madden throughout the game. And somewhere in there, developers Tiburon have built a more approachable game of football than they have in years — even while Madden NFL 25 gives a giant foam hand pat on its own back.

Madden NFL 25 takes advantage of the sports mobile QBs and wide open offenses to create one of the more accessible releases in the series

Madden NFL 25’s look is pretty consistent with previous years — player movement still (rightfully) feels like a game, rather than completely smooth human mechanics, and crowd animations aren’t the best. But nothing looks too wonky or distracting.

But Madden NFL 25 makes a number of mechanical tweaks and modifications to player behavior to make the action feel like a video game. It seems like a strange statement, but this isn’t always the case for Madden releases. Running is more responsive for every ball carrier (including a smoother than ever read option feel), and QBs have plenty of time to pick apart a defense. Simulation sticklers who demand a minutiae-oriented, difficult take on NFL football might find this shift to playability abhorrent. To me, it makes Madden NFL 25 one of the more accessible releases in the series, as it takes advantage of the NFL’s trend of mobile QBs and wide open offenses.

Don’t misconstrue the above, though —important elements like customizing playbooks, audibles, pre-snap adjustments and shifts are all there. But in running through a number of games, both alone and against others, Madden NFL 25 felt more fun than usual. And I say this as a longtime Madden and NCAA Football fan

Even though the not-exactly-hidden objective of the designers is not to replicate the football experience, but to replicate the TV football experience, the standard, pulled back camera angle is as close to the angle coaches see in their tape study as any of us are likely to get. It’s a nifty way of getting the best possible sense of the unfolding play, without losing too much detail.

It's "Snickers, Snickers, Snickers" everywhere

Back to the TV experience, for a second, though — if you let the game play out its carefully crafted pre-game animations, it all goes way over the top. It’s fun to see stadium traditions and hey, everyone likes a good flyover. But it’s also "SNICKERS SNICKERS SNICKERS" everywhere and there’s a good chance that pixelated CBS broadcaster Jim Nantz will haunt one of my dreams at some point. I actually expected Nantz or analyst Phil Simms to promote an all new NCIS: Los Angeles at some point and was a bit disappointed when no real time marketing was anywhere to be found. Next year!

There’s only so much EA can do within Madden’s gameplay from one release to the next — there are new running moves, plays, tackling and stumbling animations, etc., but it’s the full franchise mode — now called "Connected Franchise," — where the features are generally the most dramatic. In 2013, Madden’s Connected Franchise mode means creating a player, coach or owner from scratch and seeing seasons and careers through to their logical conclusion. In player design, I got to debate how big to make my stomach, calves, thighs, and yes, just how ample Dan Rubenstein’s ass could be. The player option is fun – running around an NFL offense with as a custom offensive skill player and trying to become an All-Pro fulfills a rather basic but still cool dream.

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To a certain extent, the coaching option is fun — after all, the shaping of a team is what makes fantasy football such a big deal. But I found finite entertainment in administrative aspects like tinkering with rosters, trades and drafting. I can respect the craving for total football control, but an hour determining strategies and scrolling through and rearranging names felt like busywork, even to this football nerd.

And finally, you can create a tycoon version of yourself who owns and controls the business of an NFL team. This means, first of all, designing your physical self and then making decisions regarding press conferences, marketing and fan popularity. If your eyelids slowly grew heavy reading that, it’s for good reason – it’s a tedious endeavor, unless you have the time and inclination to challenge yourself to care about how ticket prices will reflect upon franchise popularity.

Wrap Up:

Madden 25 caters to feature junkies and casual fans alike

Madden NFL 25 is as fun to play and enjoyable as any ultramodern sports game could hope to be while still toeing the advanced feature line. The NFL itself breeds diehards who need every tiny option at their disposal and casual fans happy to enjoy some healthy competition. While Madden NFL 25 does an admirable job of catering to those with little use for, say, the ability make 14 changes before each snap, it stays true to its ethos to give you as much control as you could possibly want. Asses and all.

Madden NFL 25 was reviewed using a retail Xbox 360 copy provided by Electronic Arts. You can find additional information about Polygon's ethics policy here.

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