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discodick: emmafrosticle: guy got that norman osborn swag
guy got that norman osborn swag
New York Times recommends bootleg manga apps
Ouya dropping free-to-try requirement for developers in April
Shenmue development bugs included cats walking like people and empty streets
How Eugene Jarvis created arcade masterpiece Robotron 2084
Eugene Jarvis took to the stage at GDC to talk about his 1982 Williams arcade hit Robotron 2084, a 2D shooting game noted for its insanely fast-moving action and chock-a-block busy screens.
Robotron was a significant departure for Jarvis and his team, who had previously worked on Defender and Stargate, both of which were side-scrolling space shooters that gave the player lots of freedom of movement. Robotron limited the player to rooms, filled with hostile robots and humans that needed saving. Each level was one room, that needed to be negotiated.
"After the sideways scrolling space shooters, I was burned out and wanted to do something completely different," he said. "Games really are about limitations. In Robotron you are trapped and surrounded on all sides."
One of the game's innovations was its use of two joysticks, so players could shoot and move in different directions. This was married with a large variety of enemies that behaved in odd ways. Variable enemy design was a hallmark of Jarvis' work which, he said, was inspired by "just thinking about all the ways I could kill the player."
But he wanted to create a game that would offer practiced players an opportunity to "play for hours if not days, to be a real hero." Such a player would need to practice a great deal. Robotron is not an easy game to master.
Attendees to his game post-mortem, a popular fixture of GDC in which great game designers look back at their major works, were treated to insights into the code he wrote at the time, and his problem-solving techniques, using technology that was extremely limited. He said that the tech was a kind of liberation, forcing the programmers to focus on delivering fun.
"With games today, we have an incredible richness of creativity and technology," he said. "We can do anything we envision. The classic arcade games, not so much. It was all about gameplay. That's all we had, balance, difficulty ramping, challenge."
Robotron was written in the same year that IBM launched its first PC, which Jarvis called "a piece of shit." His team used a Gimix 6809. In those days, he said, there were no high-level programming languages, Photoshop or APIs. "Everything was written in machine language and you just did your own stuff," he recalled. "But this was like paradise. You just wrote your own stuff and never had to worry about leaning a 400-page programming language manual."
The arcade machine hardware made use of something new in the world, a GPU, although Jarvis noted that the CPU and GPU could not both operate at the same time, due to hardware restrictions.
He said the development process was highly iterative, by necessity. "It was like a game jam thing. It was interactive game design. You started with the minimal design, played it and improved it until it was fun. A game could evolve into something totally different from the original intention. We were seeking out the fun as opposed to following a script."
Robotron became one of the most successful arcade games of the early 1980s and is often cited as a major influence by game designers who were growing up at the time.
Jarvis said that, as a programmer, he was most interested in "creating freshness" so that the rich variety of enemies could always deliver new experiences. In his career, he said, there were many projects that didn't work out as expected. But with Robotron, which took six months to develop, "everything turned out right."
frannyglassed: realized i never posted 19th cen newspaper...

realized i never posted 19th cen newspaper articles from work last year, here is my favorite
darklordflareon: liongirl5: dennys: Flaphack #7: *Magically...

Flaphack #7: *Magically transform an old concert lanyard into a soothing pancake scented car freshener!
*not actually magic
DENNY’S WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU EVEN DOING
denny’s has the best social media marketing team ever look at this look at it
they knew their restaurant was the equivalent of 3am nightblogging and they just went with it
laboratoryequipment: Dust in the Wind Fertilized the Ice...

Dust in the Wind Fertilized the Ice Age
Researchers from Princeton Univ. and the Swiss Federal Institute of Technology in Zurich have confirmed that, during the last ice age, iron fertilization caused plankton to thrive in a region of the Southern Ocean.
The study published in Science confirms a longstanding hypothesis that wind-borne dust carried iron to the region of the globe north of Antarctica, driving plankton growth and eventually leading to the removal of carbon dioxide from the atmosphere.
Read more: http://www.laboratoryequipment.com/news/2014/03/dust-wind-fertilized-ice-age
Kevin Spacey To Promote ‘House Of Cards’ Tax Credit
Airbnb Is Worth $10 Billion Because The Sharing Economy Is A Farce
Hawaii Law Lets Police Have Sex With Prostitutes
Clemes’ Map of the U.S. Gulf Coast (1786)
Clemes’ Map of the U.S. Gulf Coast (1786)
Descripsión de la costa de la Luciana y entrada en el Río de Micisipi con sus zonds. y baxos, nuebamte. Clemes' Map of the U.S. Gulf Coast (1786) Date: 1786 Author: Andres Clemes Dwnld: Full Size (4.62mb) Source: Library of Congress Print Availability: See our Prints Page for more details pff This map isn't part of any series, but we have other maps of the Gulf Coast that you might...
the BIG Map Blog - Interesting maps, historical maps, BIG maps.
How Often Do Google And Microsoft Snoop On Your Email? They Won’t Say
An Incredible 360-Degree Infrared Panorama of the Milky Way Galaxy
NASA has unveiled an amazing 360-degree infrared panorama of the Milky Way Galaxy stitched together from over two million infrared images taken by NASA’s Spitzer Space Telescope over the past 10 years. The 20-gigapixel panorama, which is interactive and zoomable, was created from the Galactic Legacy Infrared Midplane Survey Extraordinaire (GLIMPSE) projects and uses the WorldWide Telescope program from Microsoft for visualization. Though the image includes only about three percent of our sky, it follows the band of the Earth’s sky that includes the plane of the Milky Way and therefore captures “more than half of all the galaxy’s stars.”
“If we actually printed this out, we’d need a billboard as big as the Rose Bowl Stadium to display it,” said Robert Hurt, an imaging specialist at NASA’s Spitzer Space Science Center in Pasadena, Calif. “Instead, we’ve created a digital viewer that anyone, even astronomers, can use.”
images via NASA
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Hear This: Here's Exhibit A in the argument for more songs featuring tuba

In Hear This, A.V. Club writers sing the praises of songs they know well—some inspired by a weekly theme and some not, but always worth hearing.
What’s the secret to a great song? Is it a great melody, with rich harmony offered as counterpoint? Is it a great beat that either lulls one into the perfect state of mind or gets everybody up and dancing? Or is it a beautiful voice or technically precise instrument playing?
The answer is simple: The secret to a great song, of course, is a bangin’ tuba part.
Seriously. Think of a song with an awesome tuba part that’s not great. You can’t. It’s impossible. Write a great tuba part, and the rest of the song will fall into place. As Exhibit A for my argument, allow me to present “Otpisani” by the Balkan brass group Boban Marković Orkestar ...
Royal Dutch Guide Dog Foundation: Buddy Dogs
The 36th Annual St. Stupid’s Day Parade in San Francisco
The First Church of the Last Laugh presents the 36th annual St. Stupid’s Day Parade, San Francisco’s yearly celebration of the patron saint of civilizations and parking meters. The parade takes place on April 1, 2014, with a noon starting point at Embarcadero Plaza. As always, the parade is rain or shine.
This DIY parade will stop at the traditional Stations of Stupid; the Federal Reserve HQ for the dead lottery ticket toss, the old Stock Exchange building for the ‘Sock Exchange’, the plaza of the bare-butt mechanics for the ‘Leap of Faith’, the Bankers Heart sculpture for the penny offering and the traditional Free Lunch. This FREE event is open to the public to participate. Odd costumes, absurd signage,noise makers and a willfully irreverent attitude to the business of religion and the religion of business are encouraged.
photo by Scott Beale
submitted via Laughing Squid Tips
Lemming Suicide Is a Myth That Was Perpetuated by Disney
An Incredible Video Shot by a DJI Phantom Quadcopter Flying Into an Active Volcano
YouTube user Shaun O’Callaghan flies a DJI Phantom quadcopter incredibly close to Mount Yasur, an active volcano on Tanna Island, Vanuatu, in this brief but incredible video.
Europe's Answer To the Space Shuttle Is Almost Ready For Prime Time

The European Space Agency's next-gen re-entry vehicle is taking shape. Called IXV, it could pave the way to Europe's first independent astronaut mission. This scaled-down prototype, which is scheduled for its first automated launch and re-entry later this year, is deliberately modeled after the nose of NASA's Space Shuttle.
















