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20 Apr 23:37

Jesus has returned ... at the Bruins-Red Wings game

by Seth Rosenthal

The man of the day is taking in some playoff hockey.

Sunday is Easter, which is a big day for Jesus Christ. How's he spending his resurrection holiday? At the Bruins playoff game, of course:

Jesus just won fan of the game at the #Bruins game. Best Easter gift he’s gotten, besides rising of course. pic.twitter.com/ahLdFMZUJy

— Jared Weiss (@CLNS_JaredWeiss) April 20, 2014

Of course, this isn't the first time a lookalike has made an appearance at TD Garden:

2PAC IS ALIVE!!! #Celtics #Warriors #NBA (@Kyoo/@CLNSRadio) pic.twitter.com/bjcX7vPa9O

— Jared Weiss (@CLNS_JaredWeiss) March 6, 2014

Jared Weiss has a terrific eye for these things, man.

20 Apr 23:35

L.A. Science Teacher Suspended Over Student Science Fair Projects

by timothy
An anonymous reader writes "A high school science teacher at Grand Arts High School in Los Angeles was suspended from the classroom in February, after two of his science fair students turned in projects deemed dangerous by the administrators. "One project was a marshmallow shooter — which uses air pressure to launch projectiles. The other was an AA battery-powered coil gun — which uses electromagnetism to launch small objects. Similar projects have been honored in past LA County Science Fairs and even demonstrated at the White House."

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20 Apr 23:34

Biofuels From Corn Can Create More Greenhouse Gases Than Gasoline

by timothy
New submitter Chipmunk100 (3619141) writes "Using corn crop residue to make ethanol and other biofuels reduces soil carbon and can generate more greenhouse gases than gasoline, according to a study published today in the journal Nature Climate Change. The findings by a University of Nebraska-Lincoln team of researchers cast doubt on whether corn residue can be used to meet federal mandates to ramp up ethanol production and reduce greenhouse gas emissions."

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20 Apr 23:33

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20 Apr 23:31

How The Deep Web's Biggest 4/20 Sale Helped Bring Down The Silk Road

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reddit is for redditors beat

“I don’t think I’m risking much,” one anonymous Silk Road vendor wrote on Reddit in 2012. “It would be almost impossible for law enforcement to find me... they wouldn’t suspect me. My criminal record is perfectly clean… I doubt that I could be caught.”
20 Apr 23:25

rainbowbarnacle: hope-for-snow: At one time, one of Toothless’s animator stuck a ball of...

rainbowbarnacle:

hope-for-snow:

At one time, one of Toothless’s animator stuck a ball of duct-tape on his own cat’s tail for reference which ended up perfect for this shot. (actual footage of his cat he used)

AWWWWWW

20 Apr 22:25

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20 Apr 21:52

Google just revealed the incredibly simple formula for killer résumés

by Matt Phillips
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The problem with this is that not everything can be measured by easy-to-grok metrics, and not every job can be compared, charitably or otherwise, to other people--even other people doing the same job.

My first year at HubSpot, I cleared more tickets than anyone else, including more veteran hires. Cool story bro! That happened because they put new hires on more tickets to bootstrap them on the product.

I had fewer tickets cleared than any other rep my last year. Cool story bro! That's because I built the company's only new-hire training program from nothing and against management's wishes, and it produced an Employee of the Year winner. And then I was pushed out of the company for talking about it!

Or when I was A1 page designer for my last five years of newspaper pagination. Cool story bro! It was the easiest section to lay out, so of course I had more fronts and finished more pages, and since fronts get awards and inside pages don't, I had more awards. But what I really accomplished was automating so much of the process that everyone was able to do better work--but there's no metric for that. And I never got promoted for it because my work made me too valuable to take _off_ pagination.

How does that stuff get translated to a one-liner in a formulaic resume? "I worked so hard that I never got promoted?" "I did more pages than everyone for no reason?" "I trained new hires so well that I almost got fired?"

Google's Laszlo Bock has a simple formula that serves as the foundation for a great resume.

It’s not exactly E=mc².

But for would-be job hunters, it’s probably a lot more useful.

In a Q&A-style interview with Google’s senior vice president of people operations Laszlo Bock, The New York Times’s Tom Friedman fished a few seriously helpful words of wisdom out of the search giant’s human resources chief. This one is perhaps the most concrete.

How do you write a good résumé?

“The key,” [Bock] said, “is to frame your strengths as: ‘I accomplished X, relative to Y, by doing Z.’ Most people would write a résumé like this: ‘Wrote editorials for The New York Times.’ Better would be to say: ‘Had 50 op-eds published compared to average of 6 by most op-ed [writers] as a result of providing deep insight into the following area for three years.’ Most people don’t put the right content on their résumés.”

Google has seemed to get a lot more rational about its hiring habits under Laszlo, who notably admitted that the famous brain-teasers the Mountain View, Calif. company once used to winnow potential hires proved to be a complete waste of time. Moreover, it’s becoming increasingly clear that the résumé is far from dead even for the most sophisticated big-data operations. Although—as always—poorly written CVs do quickly get buried.

 

20 Apr 21:48

"We’re actually strategizing to put all the women up at the front. If they are going to start..."

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via Toaster Strudel

“We’re actually strategizing to put all the women up at the front. If they are going to start shooting, it’s going to be women that are going to be televised all across the world getting shot by these rogue federal officers.”

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Former Arizona sheriff and gun-wielding, self-proclaimed patriot,” Richard Mack, on his “strategy” to fight the U.S. government while defending deadbeatCliven Bundywomen should be the first ones shot in order to send the most effective message.   (via odinsblog)

Disgusting.

(via cognitivedissonance)

Yes. Disgusting. Completely. Yet, oddly, not all that surprising.

(via bilt2tumble)

20 Apr 21:43

Dead at 76, Rubin Hurricane Carter

20 Apr 21:42

Spurs-Mavericks broadcast shows cops putting guy in handcuffs

by Seth Rosenthal
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San Antonio is a great tourist-friendly #nevergo

Happy Easter! You're under arrest on national TV.

Either these bike cops are having a friendly conversation with a guy sitting on the River Walk with his hands positioned uncomfortably behind his back ... or TNT caught a guy getting detained by bike cops in their commercial bumper to start the second quarter of Spurs-Mavs:

Arrestedontnt

TNT KNOWS drama, y'all. Even when they don't know the drama's there. They just can't avoid drama at this point.

(Tip of the hat to the keen-eyed Jared Schiff)

20 Apr 21:40

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20 Apr 21:36

Farscape Creator Confirms That A Movie Script Is In The Works

Holy frell. Speaking on a panel at WonderCon yesterday, Farscape creator and Revolution showrunner Rockne S. O’Bannon confirmed that the script for a new Farscape feature is currently underway, with Brian Henson on board as well. Let's see how well I can type while crossing all my fingers.
20 Apr 21:35

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20 Apr 21:34

Why Portland Should Have Kept Its Water, Urine and All

by timothy
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this story won't die

they flushed the entire fucking 50-million-gallon reservoir three weeks prior to this for routine cleaning, something they do multiple times per year, no press

they fight the EPA to leave them uncovered for 7 years, no press

the water drained is 3/5 of 1/5 of 1/2 of a reservoir system that represents 1/10 of the watershed

nobody is reporting the water bureau/water district election in a few weeks that's the entire reason why this otherwise routine event got a press conference

jesus fucking christ

Ars Technica has nothing good to say about the scientific understanding (or at least public understanding) that led Portland to drain 38 million gallons of water after a teenage prankster urinated into the city's water supply. Maybe SCADA systems shouldn't be quite as high on the list of dangers, when major utilities can be quite this brittle even without a high-skill attack.

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20 Apr 21:31

Portland bar at center of transgender controversy closes after Bureau of Labor and Industries begins collecting $400,000 penalty

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'The case centers around a voicemail Penner left in 2012 for a member of the Rose City T-Girls. The group had frequented the North Lombard Street bar every Friday night for two years. They brought anywhere from a dozen to 40 people -- some who crossdress, others who have fully transitioned to female -- into the cavernous club each week. But their presence drove other customers away, Penner said.
"People think that A: We're a tranny bar, or B: We're a gay bar," he said in the message. "We are neither. People are not coming in because they just don't want to be here on a Friday night now."

The bureau's civil rights division began investigating The Twilight Room Annex, formerly known as The P Club, in 2012. The penalty was the first imposed under the 2007 Oregon Equality Act. The law protects the rights of gays, lesbians, bisexual and transgender Oregonians in employment, housing and public places. The order also requires Penner to pay a $5,000 civil penalty.'
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'“I lost sleep. I’m depressed, anxious and upset about what’s happening to my employees,” Penner said. “It just isn’t right. Why would they step in, put someone out of business?”

Penner said he regrets what he said in the voicemail.

“I know I misspoke. I said a couple of stupid things without thinking,” Penner said. “Now I’m put out of business. Employees are out of work. I can’t have a checking account, and there’s absolutely nothing I can do about it.”'

20 Apr 21:30

My wife's Thriftway easter coloring contest entry from 1980.

20 Apr 21:28

Hail hydra!

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Hail hydra!

20 Apr 21:27

Found at the library

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Found at the library

20 Apr 19:18

Cloudy Snake Oil

by maciej@pinboard.in (Maciej Ceglowski)
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via Jfiorato

I have nothing against Amazon S3, but I was astonished today to find this claim on their FAQ page:

Amazon S3 is designed to provide 99.999999999% durability of objects over a given year. This durability level corresponds to an average annual expected loss of 0.000000001% of objects. For example, if you store 10,000 objects with Amazon S3, you can on average expect to incur a loss of a single object once every 10,000,000 years. In addition, Amazon S3 is designed to sustain the concurrent loss of data in two facilities.

This is an impressive number, but it's utterly dishonest to make such claims. It implies that there is a less than one-in-one-hundred-billion chance that Amazon will abruptly go out of business, or that a rogue employee will cause massive data loss, or an unexpected bug will result in massive data loss, or a defect in storage media will cause millions of devices to fail silently, or a large solar flare will destroy equipment across three data centers, or that a comet impact will destory three data centers, or that a nuclear exchange will destroy three data centers.

I think these events are all incredibly unlikely, but none of them is one-in-a-hundred-billion unlikely. Yet here is Amazon not only making that argument, but implying that you can safely use S3, a service that launched in 2006, for another ten million years.

Rare events are rare! That's why promises past five or six nines of reliability are functionally meaningless. At that point the "unknown unknowns" must overwhelm any certainty you have about what you think your system is doing.

The risks you failed to model will become obvious in retrospect, and make for an entertaining post-mortem, but that won't get anybody's data back.

Promises like Amazon's should serve as a kind of anti-marketing, suggesting that the company has not thought seriously about the limits of risk assessment and planning.

I suggest the following rule of thumb: if you can't count the number of nines in the reliability claim at a glance, it's specious.

Of course this rant is available in book form, phrased better than I have here. But it's worth repeating at every opportunity.

20 Apr 19:09

alwaysalreadyangry: (moon knight #2) If you’re not...



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(moon knight #2)

If you’re not reading this comic, you should be. 

20 Apr 17:55

Ultima Online and Dark Age of Camelot listed on Steam Greenlight

by Owen S. Good
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whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat

Ultima Online and Dark Age of Camelot, two MMORPGs both with tenures longer than a dozen years, both have appeared on Steam Greenlight, about a month after Broadsword Online Games assumed control of them.

If approved through Greenlight, the clients themselves would be free, but both carry monthly subscription costs. Both offer 14-day free trials to new accounts.

Ultima Online launched on Sept. 24, 1997, two years before Everquest, making it one of the longest-running MMOs of all time. Dark Age of Camelot launched in 2001.

Broadsword took over production of both titles on Feb. 1 though it continues to partner with prior developer Mythic Entertainment for operations and support, and with Electronic Arts for billing and account support through Origin, an online competitor to Steam.

20 Apr 17:55

Death Bug - Freshly Picked: Tingle’s Rosy Rupeeland (Nintendo -...

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Death Bug -

Freshly Picked: Tingle’s Rosy Rupeeland (Nintendo - DS - 2007) 

20 Apr 17:54

Blake Griffin fouls out, douses a Warriors fan with water

by Seth Rosenthal
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lol

SPLASH!

Blake Griffin got knocked out of Clippers-Warriors with his sixth foul, but his day wasn't quite over. He still had one thing left:

Blakewater

Deliberate?

20 Apr 17:43

I'm working on a script for a comic I'm creating. My cast is primarily female and I'm worried I have too many women. When you're writing CM (since your cast is largely female) do you ever think "there should be a guy in here somewhere?" And if so what do you do? I'm really comfortable writing women and I love my characters... I see no need for anymore men in the story at this time but I'm afraid it won't appeal to a large enough audience. 3 prominent women to 1 supporting male? Too much?

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>too many women

I’m sorry, I don’t know what those words mean in that order. 

>do you ever think, “there should be a guy in here somewhere?”

No. 

>I see no need for anymore men in the story at this time, but I’m afraid it won’t appeal to a large enough audience.

STOP IT. 

You’re trying to sell a thing you haven’t even written yet.  Write the story you would write if you were just going to put it in a drawer.  

Write the story you want to read. 

20 Apr 17:20

While we're on the subject of Nike, apparently a few of its employees had taken part in an inside sneaker ring.

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'A federal investigation is underway after an employee at Nike was caught stealing prototype sneakers and selling the one-offs online for thousands of dollars.

According to federal court documents, Nike employee Tung Ho was ordering and then stealing one-of-a-kind sample shoes.

Former Nike employee Kyle Yamaguchi acted as a middleman, the documents allege, and then sold the shoes to buyer Jason Keating.'

20 Apr 17:17

Japanese Fabric City Map - cotton lawn - aqua and navy blue by MissMatatabi

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via Russian Sledges

5.50 USD

100% cotton lawn. Lightweight.

1/2 metre (50cm x 110cm, 19" x 43")

If you would like continuous yardage please change the quantity at the checkout.

The last photo shows the measurements for scale.

Parcels are shipped via small packet international airmail from Japan.

Japan Post does not provide tracking numbers for small packet airmail.

A shipping upgrade with a tracking number and insurance can be purchased
for an additional $5. If you would like to upgrade to registered small packet airmail
please let me know.

Thank you.