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Raspberry Pi spinning wheel
Cyndi Minister runs The Twisted Purl, a yarn company in Arkansas. She’s also a bit of a geek, and when her ankles became sore from too much work at the treadle, she hit on the idea of making a Raspberry Pi powered spinning wheel for her hand-made yarn.
If you’re spinning, you need to be able to do three things: turn the wheel in one direction to spin, in the opposite direction to ply, and halt. Cyndi went from a standing start (“It’s the first time I’ve ever done anything electronically; ever coded; ever worked with computers”), to building the perfect electronic spinning wheel. The machine incorporates a camera so she can blog what she’s spinning; she’s planning to get it hooked up to the Twitter API to live-tweet whatever she’s working on too.

First yarn from the Raspberry sPIn, knitted up.
Cyndi decided to enter Raspberry sPIn in the Raspberry Pi Bake-Off competition hosted by Hendrix College in Conway, Arkansas; and we are completely unsurprised to learn that she carried away the first prize. Here’s video from David J Hinson of the event: Cyndi’s segment starts at 2.42.
You can read more about Cyndi’s yarn-tacular adventures with the Raspberry Pi on her website. Congratulations on your win, Cyndi!
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I just found out that MAME can now emulate The Gladiator, one of my favourite arcade games :D
Expect a blog post about it over here in the near future! :D
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Long Exposure Night Photography of New Orleans That Captures the City’s Architecture After Dark
New Orleans native Frank Relle captures stunning shots of his hometown late at night using long-exposure photography. The images show often overgrown and sometimes destroyed buildings devoid of human life.
I decided to pursue photography. I went to New York to find photography, but lost it in the bright lights and darkrooms. I came home to New Orleans and listened to Bob French’s voice on WWOZ.
photos by Frank Relle
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Three fabulous Black ballerinas, Ashley Murphy, Ebony Williams and Misty Copeland are on the cover of Pointe for June/July 2014. Stunning cover. They’re so beautiful. I’ve never bought a ballet magazine but I want a copy of this to read their story and to keep. ❤
Oh and their brown pointe shoes. IMPORTANT.
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“I knew I would be a happier person. I knew I was going to feel better, and I did not anticipate just how happy I would feel in every aspect of my life, just an ease and a comfort… It’s so nice to be at work and talk about an ex, or get to wear what you want and not have a conversation about it. And to feel like you’re being yourself and then connect with people in the world.”
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Oh Look, Seattle Got a Bike Share System Together
firehose'The difference maker in Seattle's quest for bike share? Apparently the city's new mayor, Ed Murray, who says he was able to pull strings to find money for the system. Seattle reached a five-year, $2.5 million sponsorship deal with Alaska Airlines, the very sort of title sponsorship Alta's been looking for here (though we need $3 million more).'
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Newswire: John Oliver calling Oregon "stupid fucking idiots" receives very Oregonian response
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'in a blog post dripping with self-righteousness and indignant sarcasm, Oregon’s state bird and flower'

John Oliver has had his HBO show for just two weeks, but he’s already made a powerful, passive-aggressive enemy out of the Pacific Northwest, some residents of which have taken issue with a recent Last Week Tonight segment calling them “fucking idiots.” The segment, part of the series’ debut episode, took aim at the city’s wasteful spending of $250 million of taxpayer money on Cover Oregon, the state’s own proudly locally made nonfunctioning Affordable Care Act website. Oliver’s show created a parody of the site’s “violently adorable” ad—which finds Portland indie-folk singer Laura Gibson warbling in front of a bucolic field augmented by children’s drawings—by bringing in Lisa Loeb to sing about how fucking stupid Oregon is. It was the most devastating use of Lisa Loeb for evil since E!’s Number 1 Single.
Though ostensibly aimed at all of Oregon ...
Great Job, Internet!: Seinfeld meets Vampire Weekend and Weird Twitter in absurd browser game
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For all the talk of Twitter fomenting change and connecting viewpoints through conversation, the social network’s best contribution to society is the platform it provides for the idiosyncratic weirdos of the world. One of Weird Twitter’s most reliably funny oddballs is Seinfeld2000, the pseudonymous Tweeter whose misspelled “Imagen Seinfeld was never canceled” plot synopses and clumsy Photoshop jobs have created an alternate Seinfeld universe—a sort of “bizarro Jerry,” you might say, if Seinfeld hadn’t already covered that ground itself.
DON: It has come to my atention that you had sex with the cleaning lady on your desk
GERGE: Was that wrong?
DON: No pic.twitter.com/kDClGz7Lpu
— Seinfeld Current Day (@Seinfeld2000) April 14, 2014
Now Seinfeld2000 has joined forces with the equally absurdist game developer Pippin Barr—and with Vampire Weekend’s somewhat more rational lead singer, Ezra Koenig—to create a browser game adaptation of ...
Newswire: SNL's slavery jokes created some controversy, obviously

On this weekend’s Saturday Night Live, staff writer and stand-up comedian Leslie Jones made her first on-camera appearance during Weekend Update, with a bit that was certainly memorable, to say the least. Building off a premise about how she’d never make People’s “Most Beautiful” list, but would be a shoo-in for “Most Useful,” Jones made a few jokes about how, if she’d been around in the slave days, she would have been deemed the most desirable and never been single. Here’s the whole bit.
And here’s a transcription of some of the key lines in it, courtesy of Jezebel:
Back in the slave days, my love life would have been way better. Master would have hooked me up with the best brother on the plantation and every nine months I’d be in the corner having a super ...
Meet The First Food Truck That Can Legally Get You Stoned
firehose'It debuted in Denver on April 20'
Some Of Our Favorite Authors Helped Build This Online Storytelling Game
Exclusive Photos of the San Francisco Zoo's New Red Panda

We've got exclusive early access to some new photos of the San Francisco's Zoo's newest resident, a 10-month-old male red panda . Get ready to make travel arrangements to get yourself to SF, pronto.
Fox News Used Footage Of Random Sad Asians Instead Of Actual Koreans Mourning The Ferry
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The 1988 Oscar for Best makeup goes to Ve Neill, Steve La Porte, Robert Short for their work on Betelgeuse.
Napoli fan gets a face full of Pepe Reina's butt
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In important #butt news, a Napoli fan stormed the pitch to celebrate the Coppa Italia win and got a face full of #butt.
#Napoli fan celebrates Coppa Italia win with Reina pic.twitter.com/USlXPDHOD1
— ForzaItalianFootball (@SerieAFFC) May 4, 2014
Confirmed.
'Game of Thrones' scorecard: Burnt bunnies and dog reunions
firehose'The show dialed it back this week with merely the threat of rape, which is a big step forward after on-screen rapes in each of the last two episodes. So great job, "Game of Thrones"! I made you a sign'
All season long, we're keeping score in "Game of Thrones." This is the closest thing that TV recaps have to advanced stats.
This "Game of Thrones" discussion is written by someone who has read George R.R. Martin's books but will generally only discuss events that have happened on the HBO's televised version. Please respect these boundaries should you choose to participate in the comments section.
Episode 4.5: "First of His Name"
FINAL SCORE: Violence 10, Sex 1
(Note: the baseline for the score is typically dead bodies versus nude bodies, though the reviewer reserves the right to add or subtract points for style, or lack thereof.)
Violence
Totals: One young girl backhanded by a mailed fist, one dead rabbit set aflame and stomped out; two hands held with uncomfortable pressure exhibited by a jealous aunt; one midnight melee by firelight resulting in a violent neck-snapping, a sword thrust through the back of the head and out of a mouth, a direwolf revenge-mauling, and arson.
"Wait, did you say a sword came out of someone's mouth?" Indeed I did.
Please don't question the awkward and unnecessary angle of the sword, and don't wonder, "Wouldn't it have been easier to chop off his head?" This show has DONE beheadings, okay? What it hasn't done is give you a sword popping out of a villain's mouth, triggering the kind of adrenaline rush usually only experience by bank robbers, Red Bull-sponsored athletes, and mothers deadlifting minivans to save their children. So just enjoy it, okay?
Notes: The show dialed it back this week with merely the threat of rape, which is a big step forward after on-screen rapes in each of the last two episodes. So great job, "Game of Thrones"! I made you a sign:
Sex
Totals: One woman's promise that she's gonna keep the whole damn castle awake with orgasmic screams, and the subsequent fulfillment of that promise. Oh hey, Sansa, you look tired! Did you not sleep well?
Notes: It was a terrible effort from Sex this week, with the team's sole point awarded as a bonus for the sheer freakiness of Lysa Arryn. Not that it was unexpected, as the show opened with one of the sadder images you'll see on HBO:
Right up front -- even before the credits roll -- you know you're getting an hour with zero nudity and zero sexual content of note. Team Sex simply ran up the white flag this week, the TV equivalent of watching your favorite football team start John Skelton at quarterback.
Cersei Lannister Winewatch
The Queen Regent didn't even finish her glass while meeting with her father, who broke the news of the family's growing money troubles. And she was plenty sober running interference between Tommen and Margaery:
(h/t pizzahottie)
An Incomplete List of Things Robert Baratheon Did That Bothered Tywin Lannister
- Patted him on the back a lot
- Constantly borrowed money
- Used his deodorant
- Failed to produce a true heir, resulting in the whole Stannis thing
- Drank a flagon of Dornish wine he'd been saving for after destroying the Starks
- close talker
- Called him "Ty"
#TrueDetectiveSeason2 Rankings
1. JON AND GHOST
I call bullshit on this scene. It should have lasted three minutes and included tussling, hugging, crying, and the voices we only ever use for dogs and babies. Instead it's like, "Oh hey, animal whose life I saved and raised from infancy. I thought you were gone forever, but it's nice to see you again." Honestly, I worry that no one on the writing staff has ever owned a dog.
2. Arya and the Hound
3. Daenerys and the leathery sun-baked facial creases that communicate Jorah Mormont's impossible longing.
22. Cersei and Margaery. As HBO shows go, this relationship is more "Curb Your Enthusiasm" than "True Detective."
The Architect of a Kingdom's Demise Gets Outmaneuvered
"Of course, my dear! We'll get married just as soon as we can invite the other lords of the Eyrie and plan a proper celebra--
"No guests, you say? Well, I suppose we could marry a bit earlier, but there's still the issue of paperwork, and City Hall's only open--"
"So you did, yes. So many forms! I'd hate to fill these out incorrectly, though, so I'll retire to my quarters to give these my full attention--"
"I just sign where the stickers are? And your lawyers reviewed everything? Alas, if only I had a pen --- naturally, yes, and SO thoughtful of you, dear Lysa, to have a choice of six different ink colors depending on my mood. My mood is so EAGER, Lysa, why, I will marry you tonight, but I've spent WEEKS at sea without a bath, so I'll just take my leave and--"
"Oh! You've brought the septon and witnesses. Had them ready from the moment I set foot inside. How ... marvelous. Just really great. I'm so happy. I will now turn the corners of my mouth upward to make my broadest smile, such is my joy."
Miscellaneous
Rabbits skinned: 0
Rabbits burned: 1
Night's Watch turncoats eliminated: 11 (or 12, counting Locke)
Questionable/admirable decisions made by Craster's wife/daughters: 2 (stabbing Karl in the back to save Jon Snow, and burning down the ONLY SHELTER THEY'VE EVER KNOWN)
Starks stabbed: 2. (It runs in the family.)
Money owed to the Iron Bank: a tremendous amount.
How much: I said A TREMENDOUS AMOUNT, okay?
DNP, Coach's Decision
Tyrion; Jaime (shown, but no lines); Bronn; DRAGONS, AGAIN; the Iron Bank; Ellaria Sand (who by the way would NOT look that good after birthing eight daughters); the Mountain; Stannis and Team Dragonstone; all parties in the coming Bolton-Greyjoy fracas; inappropriate breast-feeding; snow zombies; proper skinning technique; Summer; Mormont's skull; Ser Pounce.
3 Oregon players reportedly booted from basketball team following forcible rape investigation, police report
firehoseTW: graphic description of rape
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at least they got kicked off the team which is more than most get but AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
'This is the second sexual assault incident involving Austin, who was also under investigation by police in Providence, R.I. Austin transferred to Oregon after originally signing with Providence and getting suspended for the season.'
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Oregon's basketball program is at the center of a forcible rape investigation that has caused the dismissal of three players.
Oregon's basketball program announced that Dominic Artis, Damyean Dotson and Brandon Austin were "not currently participating in any team activities" on Monday afternoon, and a late night report by The Oregonian shed some light on the details surrounding the leave of absence by the three players. Dotson is the subject of a forcible rape investigation from March that also names Artis and Austin in the police report. Dotson will not be prosecuted due to a lack of evidence, and was the lone subject of the investigation. All three players were reportedly kicked off the team on Monday night,. Read the entire police report here.
The police report depicts a gruesome scene where all three men allegedly forced vaginal and oral sex upon the victim multiple times. The report starts at a party where the victim states she was intoxicated. She was allegedly led into a bathroom by Dotson and Austin, where the two Oregon basketball players allegedly took off the victim's clothes and started sexually assaulting her. The victim said she did not want to do anything with them, but Austin and Dotson were persistent. Each allegedly forced oral sex on the victim, and Austin allegedly began having vaginal intercourse with her at a certain point. Austin was allegedly in front of the bathroom door to prevent anyone from coming into a bathroom that did not lock.
Per the police report, after the victim exited the bathroom to grab a cup of water, she was again allegedly led back to the bathroom, this time with Artis joining Dotson and Austin. The three men allegedly forced oral sex on the victim.
The three players allegedly took the victim back to an apartment and continued with the sexual assault. The victim alleged that all three players had vaginal intercourse with her before she started crying and they stopped. The victim fell asleep at the apartment and returned wearing clothes allegedly provided by Artis, since the victim's clothes were wet from rain the night before.
Artis and Dotson were interviewed by local authorities and said all sexual activity was consensual.
This is the second sexual assault incident involving Austin, who was also under investigation by police in Providence, R.I. Austin transferred to Oregon after originally signing with Providence and getting suspended for the season.
Dotson started 69 of 71 games for Oregon over the last two seasons, averaging 11.4 points as a freshman and 9.4 points per game as a sophomore. Artis, a point guard, averaged 4.1 points per game as a sophomore last season. Austin would have been eligible to play in December as a freshman.
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Mexican-style horchata made with rice and almonds gets a jolt from dark-roast coffee beans and spicy cinnamon sticks.
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Coffee-Cinnamon Horchata
About This Recipe
| Yield: | Makes 1 quart |
| Active time: | 15 minutes |
| Total time: | 8 hours |
| Special equipment: | Blender, cheesecloth |
| This recipe appears in: | 3 Delicious Variations on Mexican Horchata to Make at Home |
Ingredients
- 1/3 cup white long-grain rice, rinsed
- 2/3 cup raw almonds
- 2 tablespoons whole dark-roast coffee beans
- 2-inch section cinnamon stick, broken in half
- 3 cups hot (not boiling) water
- 1 cup cold water
- 4 tablespoons agave nectar
Procedures
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Add rice, almonds, coffee beans, cinnamon stick and hot water to blender and blend on high for 1 minute. Transfer mixture to a covered jar or container and leave to soak at room temperature overnight.
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The next day, line a fine-meshed sieve with one layer of cheesecloth and set it over a deep bowl. Transfer rice-almond mixture back to blender and add 1 cup cold water. Blend on high for 2 minutes. Carefully pour blend through cheesecloth-lined sieve; gather cheesecloth together and squeeze out remaining liquid.
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Add agave nectar to horchata, whisk together, and serve over ice. Transfer remaining horchata to a bottle or container and store in the refrigerator for up to one week.
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Tom Brady sports blonde fauxhawk, twerks
firehose"He was an awkward twerker, but he tried"
Never count out Touchdown Tom.
Here's Tom Brady. And here's Gisele dressed up like his new hair. http://t.co/UwOD9sw9Fu
— People magazine (@peoplemag) May 5, 2014
This is Tom Brady in costume at Harry Josh's annual pre-Met Gala HairBall Party.
A lot of people on Twitter want to talk about his blonde hair, but they might be missing the real #scoop.
Take it away, Us Magazine tipster!
At one point, the New England Patriots quarterback stopped to get a little twerking lesson from a fellow attendee. "He was an awkward twerker, but he tried, and Gisele was loving it," the onlooker tells Us of the footballer, who dutifully held his wife's heels while she danced around him.
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