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22 Oct 02:44
Only Dogs From the Late 90's Will Get This Dachshund's Creek Video
21 Oct 21:35
Having Fun With a Bot on Kik
Matthew MauldingThis made me lol so hard.
21 Oct 05:21
Someone Built A "Working" iPhone Inside Minecraft
by Luke Plunkett
Matthew MauldingI sometimes have difficulty digging a hole.
Every time I think I'm sick of seeing stuff made in Minecraft, along comes something like this to make me exhale deeply and wonder how we haven't solved world peace yet.
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21 Oct 01:37
Viral Video of the Day: This One Minute Short is Scarier Than Most Horror Films
20 Oct 21:47
Celebrity Skin: Channing Tatum’s Butt In Real-Life Stripper Footage
by dewitt
In anticipation of the Magic Mike sequel, the lovely folks at US Weekly have released a full clip of an 18 year-old Channing Tatum‘s stripper routine. The footage somehow manages to be both hilarious and extremely arousing, as the future worldwide star gyrates to the sound of Sisqo‘s voice in baggy pants, a black sweater and (eventually) a tiny thong.
One of the best moments is curiously censored to block his ass, which makes no sense, since it appears several times later in the video. Thankfully, they did us a solid favor and left in the part where he drops to his knees, reaches beneath his waistband and clutches his own junk.
All in all, this is so nineties that it hurts, but you’ll be glad you hit the play button.
- Dewitt
Watch the video of Channing Tatum’s striptease routine below:
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17 Oct 02:20
The New Borderlands Is Loaded With Secrets And References [UPDATED]
by Nathan Grayson
![The New Borderlands Is Loaded With Secrets And References [UPDATED]](http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--30JWQUfb--/c_fit,fl_progressive,q_80,w_636/cxdjzgtqtipu15uwlx65.jpg)
Continuing in the Borderlands series' grand tradition of making sly winks at everything from Minecraft to Game of Thrones to a whole lot of Internet memes, Borderlands: The Pre-Sequel is littered with secrets and references—some especially elaborate. Here are all the ones we know of so far.
16 Oct 06:00
There’s A FREE COCK With Your Name On It!
by dewitt
Is your butthole feeling lonely? Are you looking for a sensible, inexpensive solution to satisfy your extraordinary hunger for cock? You could visit Manhunt and make arrangements for your next big hook-up, but there might be a way to get what you need with absolutely no strings attached!
For a limited time only—while supplies last—the Manhunt Shop is giving away a FREE COCK with every single purchase. That’s right, my friends! All you need to do is add this item to your cart along with one other item, and you’ll be a few days away from suction cupping your new boyfriend to a shower wall and backing your fine ass up onto every inch of his perpetual morning wood.
The possibilities are endless for you and your FREE COCK! You can take him to work for a quickie in the bathroom. You can take him on long walks on the beach and whisper sweet nothings into his scrotum. You can dress him up and bring him home to meet your mom. You can re-gift him for a holiday gift swap a few months from now.
So what are you waiting for, boys? Hop on your FREE COCK today, before it’s too late!
- Dewitt
Photo credit: Gay Room
Take a look at the FREE COCK you’ll be sticking up your butt below:
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15 Oct 05:34
Far Cry 4's New Trailer Makes Some Interesting Musical Choices
by Yannick LeJacq
How is this new Far Cry 4 trailer different from all other Far Cry 4 trailers? No, it's not the guns. Or the elephants. Or Pagan Min in all his Pagan Min-ly glory . Something stands out about the fact that it's set to a cover of "I Will Survive." Seems like a bold move in my book.
15 Oct 05:31
The Borderlands Gun No One Can Figure Out How To Use
by Nathan Grayson
Matthew MauldingI'm getting more excited by the day.
14 Oct 18:09
Great, Destiny's Auto-Rifles Are About To Get Worse
by Kirk Hamilton
Matthew MauldingNo! My beautiful auto rifles!
I mean, we all knew it was coming. Bungie had already mentioned that they felt that Destiny's auto-rifles were overpowered and too accurate, and that a "fix" was en route. I guess I just started telling myself that they'd forgotten or something. They did not forget.
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14 Oct 05:38
Someone Took All The Items From A Skyrim Town
by Gergo Vas
Here's one crazy Skyrim hoarder who stole every single item from the town of Solitude, managed to take it all to Whiterun, and somehow grabbed a screenshot without burning down his PC.
bernot likes this
14 Oct 05:22
This Feeling Will Sink in Soon
Matthew MauldingThis is me every week. Probably for my whole adult life.
14 Oct 00:07
Borderlands: The Pre-Sequel: The Kotaku Review
by Nathan Grayson
Borderlands is an island. In its center, there's a breezy mix of ridiculous firefights and even nuttier guns. Surrounding it, however, is an ocean of tedium—little inconveniences that have plagued the series since its inception. Borderlands: The Pre-Sequel does only the bare minimum of work to fix that.