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09 Oct 17:23

That Tumor Really Means Business

09 Oct 17:22

Get Your Priorities in Order

08 Oct 14:57

That's Pretty Casual

07 Oct 01:00

Triumph The Insult Dog Vs. Times Square Mascots: VIDEO

by Christian Walters

Triumph and Mario

Little is more annoying to a tourist in Times Square than someone in a poorly-made pop culture mascot costume shuffling up uninvited to pose for pictures and then ask for money for the privilege of doing so. One wonders how the locals manage to put up with them.

Conan O'Brien's Triumph the Insult Comic Dog took to Times Square to confront the mascots one-on-one and see who could pass muster, including Nintendo's Mario, Toy Story's Woody, "Micky Ricardo", and Hello Kitty (whose costume "smells a little bit. You might want to wash that pussy.")

The wrongess and hilarity can be watched AFTER THE JUMP...

06 Oct 18:34

The Honest Destiny Trailer Celebrates "Gaming's Hottest 7 Out Of 10"

by Mike Fahey
Matthew Maulding

Spot fucking on.

"The storytelling of Halo, the scope of World of Warcraft and the co-operative fun of Borderlands — may eventually get patched in." Thus begins the brutally Honest Trailer for Destiny, "The video game equivalent of a beautiful mansion full of cheap Ikea furniture."

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06 Oct 17:58

Tech of the Day: Imagine the Gaming Possibilities of Adaptive Projector-Cameras That Turn Your Living Room Into an Interactive Stage

Could this be the future of gaming?

RoomAlive is a proof-of-concept prototype that transforms any room into an immersive, augmented entertainment experience. Our system enables new interactive projection mapping experiences that dynamically adapts content to any room. Users can touch, shoot, stomp, dodge and steer projected content that seamlessly co-exists with their existing physical environment. The basic building blocks of RoomAlive are projector-depth camera units, which can be combined through a scalable, distributed framework. The projector-depth camera units are individually auto-calibrating, self-localizing, and create a unified model of the room with no user intervention. We investigate the design space of gaming experiences that are possible with RoomAlive and explore methods for dynamically mapping content based on room layout and user position. Finally we showcase four experience prototypes that demonstrate the novel interactive experiences that are possible with RoomAlive and discuss the design challenges of adapting any game to any room.

Submitted by: (via Microsoft Research)

Tagged: roomalive , microsoft , Video
05 Oct 18:59

She Used a Lot of Power

She Used a Lot of Power

Submitted by: (via Notanative)

Tagged: wife , electric bill , funny , dating
05 Oct 15:29

Learn Your Greek Mythology

Learn Your Greek Mythology

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04 Oct 09:38

Prepare for Adam Sandler's Laugh a Minute Netflix Movies With This Adam Sandler Movie Generator

Prepare for Adam Sandler's Laugh a Minute Netflix Movies With This Adam Sandler Movie Generator

Here are some more of our favorites:







Click here to create your own!

Submitted by: (via Filmpolitiet)

03 Oct 18:24

Too Late, the Stupid Virus Already Hit

03 Oct 15:03

Get Ready for the Pain!

03 Oct 14:48

​Alien: Isolation: The Kotaku Review

by Kirk Hamilton

​Alien: Isolation: The Kotaku Review

Knock, knock. Who's there? An alien. It kills you.

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02 Oct 23:53

Monsters and Secrets Lurk Everywhere In Stop-Motion 'American Horror Story: Freak Show' Main Title - VIDEO

by Kyler Geoffroy

Freakshow

We're less than a week away from the premiere of American Horror Story: Freak Show and show runner Ryan Murphy is making sure AHS fans' sense of dreaded anticipation doesn't diminish in the slightest. We got to check out a new trailer yesterday and today, Murphy debuted Freak Show's creepy new stop-motion opening titles. 

Watch (and see if you can spot any clues to this upcoming season's story lines), AFTER THE JUMP...

American Horror Story: Freak Show premieres Wednesday, October 8th on FX.

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01 Oct 16:39

Your Dragon Age: Inquisition Characters Can Look So Pretty

by Mike Fahey

Your Dragon Age: Inquisition Characters Can Look So Pretty

In a stream broadcast live via Twitch earlier today, the makers of Dragon Age: Inquisition showed off the game's character customization, a system so in-depth there's an eyelash selector.

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30 Sep 19:43

In Destiny's Old Russia, Computer Teabags You

by Patricia Hernandez

Sorry. If there was ever a time to use that joke, it's now.*

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30 Sep 17:31

The Greatest Evil WOULD Be Chock Full of Aspartame, Huh...

The Greatest Evil WOULD Be Chock Full of Aspartame, Huh...

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29 Sep 16:24

Proceed With Caution

29 Sep 16:17

Over the Shoulder Joke-Holder

Over the Shoulder Joke-Holder

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26 Sep 23:02

Perfect Timing of the Day: There's Something a Little Off With This Cat's Meow

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26 Sep 15:21

Middle-Earth: Shadow Of Mordor: The Kotaku Review

by Yannick LeJacq
Matthew Maulding

I'm sold.

Lugdash Broken-Shield. Now there was a tricky orc to assassinate. Until I discovered he was scared of fire. Once I set his minions ablaze, Lugdash dropped everything and fled. I wasn’t going to lose the kill, so I chased after him. We both ended up running for a long, long time.

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24 Sep 16:22

The Internet's Most Wonderful Narcissist Is Back

by Brian Ashcraft

The Internet's Most Wonderful Narcissist Is Back

Not that he ever went away. But it's been a year since we visited the internet's most wonderful narcissist, Ahmed Angel. But you'll be happy to know that he still posting amazing Photoshops of himself. That, and he is still planet.

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23 Sep 15:17

On-Air Blooper of the Day: When You Feel This Strongly About Drug Reform, There's Only One Way to Quit Your Job

Warning: Language in this video.

Submitted by: (via Danyelle DeSean)

Tagged: news , marijuana , whoops , quit , Video
23 Sep 15:12

A Florida Woman (of Course) Spent $20,000 to Surgically Implant a Third Breast. In Other Words, Get Your Ass to Mars.

A Florida Woman (of Course) Spent $20,000 to Surgically Implant a Third Breast. In Other Words, Get Your Ass to Mars.

Jasmine Tridevil, a Florida massage therapist, says she sought the surgery in part to make herself "unattractive to men" (Total Recall fanboys might be in trouble still) and hopes to score her own MTV reality show out of her notoriety. What a world we live in...

Submitted by: (via The Week)

Tagged: bewbs , florida , lady bits , what , weird
22 Sep 08:19

Manhunt Daily Wood: Jess Vill Has The “It” Factor

by dewitt

French model Jess Vill was elected Mister Men France for 2014, so obviously, we’re not the only ones who believe he has the “it” factor. His dream is to deliver an iconic campaign for an underwear, swimwear or sportswear line, and while we’d love to stay here and chat about that some more, you’ve probably got one question and one question only on your mind—does he look good naked?

The answer is a whole lot of “yes”. While Mr. Vill has yet to deliver any full-frontal nudes, his work with photographers like Dylan Rosser, Rick Day and frequent collaborator Lionel Andre indicate that he’s sizzling hot when his undies drop down. It was his striking facial features, though, that caught our attention in an update from Manhunt‘s Facebook page.

Before we knew it, we were searching through his website like a fiend, immersing ourselves in his sexy, extensive portfolio of work. There’s something about him that makes him stand out from all the other pretty faces. With a little time, we could see him becoming the next Todd Sanfield, Quinn Jaxon or Benjamin Godfre.

- Dewitt

Photo credit: Lionel Andre

Check out over thirty sexy pictures of model Jess Vill below:

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Jess Vill by Dylan Rosser:

Jess Vill by Dylan Rosser

Jess Vill by Dylan Rosser

Jess Vill by Dylan Rosser

Jess Vill by Dylan Rosser

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Jess Vill by Alex S:

Jess Vill by Alex S

Jess Vill by Alex S

Jess Vill by Alex S

Jess Vill by Alex S

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Jess Vill by Rick Day:

Jess Vill by Rick Day

Jess Vill by Rick Day

Jess Vill by Rick Day

Jess Vill by Rick Day

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Jess Vill by Thomas Synnamon:

Jess Vill by Thomas Synnamon

Jess Vill by Thomas Synnamon

Jess Vill by Thomas Synnamon

Jess Vill by Thomas Synnamon

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Jess Vill by Salvador Pozo:

Jess Vill by Salvador Pozo and Peter Versnel

Jess Vill by Salvador Pozo and Peter Versnel

Jess Vill by Salvador Pozo and Peter Versnel

Jess Vill by Salvador Pozo and Peter Versnel

Jess Vill by Salvador Pozo and Peter Versnel

Jess Vill by Salvador Pozo and Peter Versnel

Jess Vill by Salvador Pozo and Peter Versnel

Jess Vill by Salvador Pozo and Peter Versnel

Jess Vill by Salvador Pozo and Peter Versnel

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Jess Vill by Lionel Andre:

Jess Vill by Lionel Andre

Jess Vill by Lionel Andre

Jess Vill by Lionel Andre

Jess Vill by Lionel Andre

Jess Vill by Lionel Andre

Jess Vill by Lionel Andre

Jess Vill by Lionel Andre

Jess Vill by Lionel Andre

Jess Vill by Lionel Andre

Jess Vill by Lionel Andre

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17 Sep 16:52

Music of the Day: Panic! At The Disco Performs a Cover of "Bohemian Rhapsody" and it's Not as Terrible as You Might Think

Matthew Maulding

I love Panic and no one can convince me otherwise.

11 Sep 21:25

Dude Parts of the Day: Kelly Ripa Pretends to Talk About the Size of the New iPhone. She is Not Talking About the iPhone.

Matthew Maulding

I have always loved her.

11 Sep 00:28

Mario Is A Super Jerk, To Both Humans And Cats Alike

by Patricia Hernandez

Mario Is A Super Jerk, To Both Humans And Cats Alike

Mario seems like such a nice guy, but in actuality, he has a bit of a mean streak. Specifically, he's pretty fond of making people eat it.

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10 Sep 06:14

Everyday Life With A Video Game-Style Overlay

by John Struan on Screenburn, shared by Mike Fahey to Kotaku

Everyday Life With A Video Game-Style Overlay

Maybe one day Google Glass will turn our lives into this?

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10 Sep 06:13

Tips For Playing Diablo III Ultimate Evil Edition

by Mike Fahey
Matthew Maulding

In case we ever play again, check out Elective Mode powers! i had no idea you can map powers from the same category to different buttons!

Tips For Playing Diablo III Ultimate Evil Edition

Welcome new Diablo III players! You passed up the game on PC, held out for a more complete console edition, and your patience has paid off. You're ready to plunge headlong into the Diablo III: Ultimate Evil Edition. Here are some tips to help you get started.

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09 Sep 18:50

The DuckTales Theme Song With Real Ducks Is Just Too Much

by Nathan Grayson
Matthew Maulding

For Darius.

The DuckTales Theme Song With Real Ducks Is Just Too Much

DuckTales. Real ducks. I think I speak for everyone when I say, "[collapses into cutestolgia overload coma]." And/or "woo-ooo."

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