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05 May 22:16

Korean Politician Uses Overwatch Video On The Campaign Trail

by Luke Plunkett

Sim Sang-jung is a politician currently running for President in the wake of South Korea’s disastrous corruption scandal. She (or at least someone on her campaign team) knows that a good way to reach out to the kids is with Overwatch Play of the Game videos, in which her kills are political owns.

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26 Nov 20:32

Microsoft Apologizes For Perceived Racial Slur In Xbox Email

by Luke Plunkett
Matthew Maulding

This made me lol.

Earlier today, Microsoft sent out a promotional email for Dead Rising 4. The pitch was some zombies singing Christmas Carols, and the email had the subject line “NNNNGGGHHHAAAA”.

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08 Sep 02:49

Dan Savage Proposes Some Winning Fixes for Logo’s Gay ‘Bachelor’ Clone ‘Finding Prince Charming’

by Andy Towle
Matthew Maulding

I would watch all of those options before I watch this one!

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Savage Love sexpert and TV producer Dan Savage makes a great point about the upcoming Logo Bachelor clone, Finding Prince Charming, set to premiere this week.

The “scarcity formula” used by ABC for its competition among heterosexuals (“an imbalance between supply of pussy/cock and demand for pussy/cock,” as Savage, puts it) makes no sense in a gay context in which men would be likely to run off with each other instead of the bachelor (and just might).

As Savage notes, Funny or Die diagnosed the problem in 2013, but offered no solution:

Logo appears to just be trying to clone the hetero version with no vision of how much more interesting the show could be.

Savage puts forth some excellent new scarcity formulas the show could use to help it work in a gay context:

Just cast one exclusive gay top as your bachelor and thirteen gay power bottoms as your suitors. Or vice-versa. That’s all it would take.

But if you really wanted to have some fun with the intricacies and subcultures of gay male desire…

Cast a hunky older bear as the bachelor and thirteen skinny twinks who are exclusively attracted to hunky older bears as his suitors. Or vice-versa. Or cast a hot leather/BDSM Master as the bachelor and thirteen leather/BDSM slaves as his suitors. Or vice-versa. (No switches!) Or cast one skinny guy into big guys as the bachelor and thirteen big guys into skinny guys as his suitors. Or vice-versa.

Added bonus: Gay people know these complications exist, straight people are fascinated by them, and including/mining them would make for a crazier, more informed, and interesting show.

Without some other form of scarcity, without creating a different supply and demand problem, there’s nothing to prevent the suitors on Finding Prince Charming from running off with each other or (more likely) winding up in a writhing heap on the lawn. Unless the suitors are all sexually incompatible in a fundamental and insurmountable way and the “star” gay bachelor is their only sexual/romantic counterpart—the gay suitors are all pots, the gay bachelor is the only lid.

What are some other scarcity formulas that would work?

RELATED: Logo Had No Idea Their ‘Gay Bachelor’ Robert Sepulveda Jr. Once Worked as an Escort

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31 Aug 17:02

‘Gay Bachelor’ Robert Sepulveda Jr.: My Past as an Escort ‘is the Past’ – WATCH

by Sean Mandell
Matthew Maulding

Okay, now I might be interested.

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Logo’s ‘gay Bachelor’, Robert Sepulveda Jr., addressed his past as a male escort in a new interview.

As we’ve reported, Sepulveda is set to be the centerpiece of Finding Prince Charming, which follows a bevy of gay suitors vying for Sepulveda’s heart. Sepulveda, along with Finding Prince Charming host Lance Bass, sat down with The Huffington Post’s Noah Michelson to talk about the rumors that he worked as an escort.

“The past is the past,” Sepulveda said. “I was young and it helped through college. But what I want people to focus on is who I am today as an entrepreneur, as an activist. I started a non-profit and, you know, focusing on the show. That’s really what I want people to focus on.”

Bass quipped, “We all have our past. I was in a boy band. I’ll admit it.”

RELATED – Lance Bass and Robert Sepulveda Jr. Talk ‘Finding Prince Charming’ with EW: WATCH

Michelson provided a personal note on Sepulveda’s past sex work, saying, “I think, personally, there’s something sort of great about that though…[that this show] is not just heteronormative.”

Sepulveda also commented that being on the show allowed both him and the suitors to confront guilt and shame they have felt around various issues in their lives. “The show allowed me as well to close a lot of chapters in my life that I felt a lot of guilt around, a lot of shame and a lot of things I thought I couldn’t share and express,” he said.

Sepulveda also explained what he considers to be the definition of a ‘Prince Charming.’ “Being understanding and accepting, that to me is a Prince Charming,” Sepulveda added.

 

Rumors about Sepulveda’s past began to circulate last week after a Towleroad commenter suggested that Sepulveda once had profiles on Rentboy.com and daddyreviews.com. Another report (extremely work-unfriendly) suggested he also had a profile on Rentmen and went by the aliases Vincent Roman and JordanAthleteTen.

Towleroad commenter “Stno” then wrote,

“Robert Sepulveda also known as rentboy Vincent Romen (2006-2012). Was according to several (very trusted) clients on www.daddyreviews.com and rentboy.com known for having racist (no melanin) preferences. The non white contestants in this gay Bachelor edition are only PR added to make him seem not racist.

Hi most famous bedroom client is Marc Jacobs. His not very bright, if he doesn’t realize that the Internet never forgets.”

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robert sepulveda jrRELATED: The Claws Are Out in First Trailer for Logo’s ‘Gay Bachelor,’ ‘Finding Prince Charming’ – WATCH

Kenneth Walsh pointed out that a now-defunct website called PartyWithBrandon had very work-unfriendly photos allegedly of Sepulveda from the time when he was supposedly working as an escort. The site also features reviews from his Rentboy page. The reviews all date back to 2006.

In the past week, graphic videos (again, very work-unfriendly) purporting to show Sepulveda have also emerged.

[Photo at right via Kenneth in the (212)/PartyWithBrandon)

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31 Aug 16:11

Blizzard, Why Didn't You Make Roverwatch?

by Luke Plunkett

I mean, I like Overwatch. But this seems like an improvement. Because it’s the same game, just...with cute dogs.

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24 Aug 04:57

The Guy With The Lowest Possible Rank In Overwatch

by Nathan Grayson

It’s possible to hit rank zero in Overwatch’s competitive mode. Dale “Bacontotem” Brown knows. He’s done it. There’s a caveat, though: it takes a hell of a lot of work.

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20 Aug 04:14

Presidential Dad Jokes

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20 Aug 03:18

Mom Blows Up Girls' Spot for Not Flushing Down a Turd

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15 Aug 19:23

Overwatch's Competitive Mode Is About To Get An Overhaul

by Nathan Grayson
Matthew Maulding

Brendan!

Overwatch’s first competitive season is winding down in a couple days , but season two is set to kick off in a few weeks. If you didn’t love season one , Blizzard’s really hoping season two will be more to your liking.

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12 Aug 20:21

Fans Have Turned Overwatch's Roadhog Into A Shy, Emo Teen

by Cecilia D'Anastasio
Matthew Maulding

For Brendan.

Fans Have Turned Overwatch's Roadhog Into A Shy, Emo Teen
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Overwatch’s Roadhog, the wheezing, porcine tank from Hell, is my favorite video game character of 2016. The rush of visceral win I feel when I hook an enemy and blast scrap metal in their face is unparalleled. I love it all: the way his Scrap Gun bounces up and down when he lumbers to the objective; his full-throated, hacking cough; his maniacal laughter throughout his Whole Hog ultimate move; even his tacky stomach tattoo of a pig on fire.

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10 Aug 16:48

Nyle DiMarco Is Teaching Sign Language Shirtless – WATCH

by Sean Mandell
Matthew Maulding

He is the epitome of my type: heavy brow, furry chest, scruff and can't hear my shrill voice.

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America’s Next Top Model and Dancing With The Stars winner Nyle DiMarco wants to help you learn sign-language.

The hunky model will be teaching mini-lessons on American Sign Language (ASL) in weekly videos posted on Instagram stories. To give you extra motivation to learn ASL, it seems that DiMarco will be teaching the classes shirtless.

Said DiMarco in a new video story shared on Instagram,”First of all, I dunno where I put my shirt, bear with me, but…I have good news! I’ve decided to make ASL more mainstream! How?…I will teach ASL here biweekly on Wednesday. Why Wednesday?! Hmm…Ah because it’s ‘hump’ Wednesday.”

RELATED: Nyle DiMarco Is Dripping Wet and Waiting for You in the Hamptons – WATCH

DiMarco tells fans they can post comments on Instagram or tweet at him signs they want to learn.

He has one rule though: “Be clean.”

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05 Aug 08:15

11 Fans Who Love Overwatch So Much, They Got Tattoos

by Cecilia D'Anastasio
Matthew Maulding

Brendan, time to get that Torbjorn tat.

11 Fans Who Love Overwatch So Much, They Got Tattoos

It’s no news that Overwatch is in vogue, but for some fans, the game is more than just the flavor of the week. Overwatch heroes’ elaborate backstories and compelling character design has led some players to identify with them on a deep, personal level. And what happens when people really, really like something? They get a tattoo of it!

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01 Aug 14:03

ThinkGeek Brought Back Their Summer Sale with Up to 60% Off

by Jillian Lucas on Deals, shared by Shep McAllister to Kotaku
Matthew Maulding

Darius, I expect to hear that you bought those Star Trek PJs.

Once again, the geekiest of destinations, ThinkGeek, is having a massive sale. If you didn’t stock up on everything geekdom has to offer, now’s your chance. Grab up to 65% off all your geek essentials, like a Pac-Man Ghost lamp, Star Trek pajamas, even a Han Solo in Carbonite rug.

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13 Jul 08:04

Overwatch's Tracer Is The Best And I Love Her

by Kirk Hamilton
Matthew Maulding

For Brendan, the new convert.

Every character in Overwatch is different. It’s one of the most obvious (and fascinating) things about the game. There are big characters, small characters, attack characters, support characters... and there’s Tracer, my new total favorite character.

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11 Jul 20:54

How To Play Pokémon Go

by Patrick Klepek
Matthew Maulding

For Darius, who is a new convert.

Even if you’re able to battle through the server problems plaguing Pokémon Go, you might be struck with another: the game doesn’t explain how anything works!

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05 Jul 23:23

Red Dead Redemption Will Officially Be Backwards Compatible On Xbox One This Friday

by Patrick Klepek
Matthew Maulding

Maybe I will try it again, but I just lose all interest in it so quickly after i start playing.

Back in February, Red Dead Redemption quietly became backwards compatible on Xbox One. It was later removed by Microsoft , who claimed it was part of a “test” that wasn’t meant to be released publicly. Soon, though, everyone will get a chance to revisit one of Rockstar’s best games.

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05 Jul 16:38

Big Brother: Homophobia, More Homophobia and a Very Lovely Marriage Proposal – WATCH

by Michael Fitzgerald

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Summer’s in swing and reality stalwart Big Brother is once again losing the plop on both sides of the Atlantic.

In Big Brother U.S., “all-American” lout Corey Brooks has been going out of his homophobic way to prove that he is not – repeat, not gay.

Corey Brooks Big Brother

He’s not gay.

Definitely not gay.

And Corey, nobody gives a sh*t one way or the other.

Meanwhile on BBUK – on which pretty much all the lads are gay – Channel 5 has been forced to apologize to viewers after gay housemate Sam Giffen outraged (it says here) viewers with a homophobic tirade aimed at fellow homos Ryan and Hughie (right).

The Express reports:

Before entering the house, the 23-year-old bragged about his disdain for “camp” men, and during a tirade in the Borehamwood Bungalow in scenes which aired last night, he referred to on-off couple Ryan Ruckledge and Hughie Maughan as “bum boys”.

The argument blew up after Sam, Chelsea Singh and Alex Cannon chose to pour all of the housemates’ alcohol into one bowl.

Sensing his decision had riled several other contestants up the wrong way, Sam took it upon himself to confront Ryan and Hughie, who claimed he’d turned a trivial issue into an explosive row.

Viewers were outraged by Sam’s remarks and vented their fury on Twitter in their droves.

In a statement, the broadcaster said “Big Brother does not tolerate unacceptable language in the Big Brother house,” they stated. “Big Brother intervenes where necessary to remind housemates of this.”

Meanwhile on last night’s UK edition, Sam and Andy West had a very sweet heart to heart about growing up gay. Andy has been having a hard time with fellow housemates accusing him of being a gossip and sh*t-stirrer. He’s not – he just doesn’t like gossips or sh*t-stirrers.

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Poor old Andy’s day was made just a touch better yesterday when his partner appeared on the show and proposed. Andy, his partner, some of his housemates and this viewer were overcome….

 

30 Jun 14:14

Think of the Dog Next Time You Stage a Dumb Photo Op

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28 Jun 17:07

Cold Blooded Kid Could Not Be Any More Chill About Picking up a Huge Snake

Princess Adriana is filled with pure joy when she stumbles upon a giant snake during a family hike. She doesn't flinch, cringe or even scream. This kid is an absolute boss.

"Bye, Snake!"

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Tagged: kids , cringe , parenting , snakes
23 Jun 17:43

A Girl Got So Trapped Inside a Barney Head That She Had to Be Rescued by Firefighters

According to AL.com, a girl named Darby tried to prank her friends by wearing the head of a Barney costume.



The joke didn't go quite as planned when the costume head slipped down below her shoulders leaving her both trapped, and forced to walk around with T-rex arms.



Eventually, when her family and friends couldn't help her, they piled in a mini-van and headed down to the fire department where this hilarious scene took place:

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23 Jun 17:42

At Least the Hoverboard Managed Not to Light Itself on Fire?

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23 Jun 17:40

When Mom Gets Snapchat Just to Make Your Life Miserable

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22 Jun 15:22

Man Claims to Be Orlando Shooter’s Gay Lover, Says Attacks Were Revenge: WATCH

by Andy Towle

Omar Mateen's Lover

A man claiming to be Orlando shooter Omar Mateen’s lover has come forward and would only agree to an interview in disguise, says the two men met on Grindr, and told Univision that the Orlando massacre was revenge, not terrorism, and that Mateen bore grudges against the Latino men he met there for using him, Univision reports:

“I’ve cried like you have no idea. But the thing that makes me want to tell the truth is that he didn’t do it for terrorism. In my opinion he did it for revenge,” he told Univision Noticias anchor Maria Elena Salinas in an exclusive interview in English and Spanish on Tuesday.

He said Mateen was angry and upset after a man he had sex with later revealed he was infected with the HIV virus.

Asked why he decided to come forward with his story, he said: “It’s my responsibility as a citizen of the United States and a gay man.”

The man said he had approached the FBI and been interviewed three times in person by agents. Univision was unable to independently verify his account. The FBI confirmed to Univision that it had met with him.

Watch part of the interview with “Miguel” on ABC 7.:

Watch the full interview at Univision.

“Miguel” claims that Mateen was “cuddly”, was against the U.S. war on terror, and believed that his marriage was a “smoke screen” to hide his homosexuality. Miguel claimed the two met at Parliament House, another gay club, and were “friends with benefits”, meeting 15-20 times, the latest in December.

Univision adds:

He said he believed Mateen’s second wife knew he frequented gay bars and that his marriage was a smoke screen to hide that he was “100 percent” gay.

“He adored Latinos, gay Latinos, with brown skin – but he felt rejected. He felt used by them – there were moments in the Pulse nightclub that made him feel really bad. Guys used him. That really affected him,” Miguel said. “I believe this crazy horrible thing he did – that was revenge.”

Mateen expressed frustration over his father’s extreme views on homosexuality, which included a belief that “gay people [are] the devil and gay people have to die,” Miguel said.

Miguel said Mateen undertook the massacre as revenge for rejection by gay Puerto Ricans and anger that he had been exposed to HIV:

“When I asked him what he was going to do now, his answer was ‘I’m going to make them pay for what they did to me.'”

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21 Jun 15:35

A First Class Con Air Pun

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16 Jun 01:05

This Dude Tweeted an Amazing Life-Changing Story About His Girlfriend Moving in with Him

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Arthur Dayne, a.k.a. @wenotsocks, went on a hilarious Twitter rant to share with the world his unexpected experience of living with his girlfriend.

At first, Arthur was a little suspect about the whole cohabitation deal. But after his girlfriend began helping with bills, folding his laundry, and changing his sheets (daily), Arthur soon realized he was a changed man... and he'll never be the same again.

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15 Jun 21:38

A Little Boy Stuck in a Raft Was Transformed Into Everything Right With the Internet

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The poor child was stuck with a raft on his head and the Internet saved the little dude from his struggle by turning him into a flying saucer, ocean monster, and even teaming him up with Sir Lancelot the Brave, Sir Galahad the Pure, Sir Robin the Not-Quite-So-Brave-As-Sir-Lancelot, and the aptly named Sir Not-Appearing-In-This-Film.

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15 Jun 20:43

Star Trek: Bridge Crew Puts Four Players In Charge Of A VR Starship

by Mike Fahey

While Ubisoft isn’t showing off the insides of the Star Trek bridge simulator it’s creating with developer Red Storm Entertainment until Monday, they do have a few details to go along with this picture of Geordi, Seven of Nine and New Bones freaking out with headsets on.

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15 Jun 18:35

Spongebob May Be a Bit Too Ready, Kids

14 Jun 20:22

Couple Killed In Orlando Shooting Will Have Joint Funeral, Say Families – VIDEO

by Sean Mandell
Matthew Maulding

Of all the stories, this is the one that kills me the most. That mother was just devastating and they are so cute.

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A gay couple who were killed at Pulse nightclub in Orlando, Florida on Sunday will be buried together according to their families.

Juan Ramon Guerrero (22) and his boyfriend, Christopher “Drew” Leinonen (32), wanted to get married according to their families. That right was forever denied to them when they were slain in the worst mass shooting in American history that was also the worst terrorist act on U.S. soil since 9/11 and the single deadliest anti-LGBT hate crime to ever happen in the U.S.

TIME reports:

 Services still need to be planned by the reeling families, but they want the two to be side-by-side when loved ones bid farewell, said Guerrero’s father, who has the same name as his son.

“I think my son wanted to do that. That’s why,” the elder Juan Ramon Guerrero, 61, said through tears. “I don’t care what the people think. I don’t care.”

The younger Guerrero and his boyfriend lived together and had been dating for nearly two years, family members said. Guerrero’s family was “really loving and accepting” when he came out as gay to them about three years ago, Aryam Guerrero, the victim’s 24-year-old sister, told TIME.

“They were honestly so in love. They were soul mates. You can tell by how they looked at each other,” she said. “It’s a little comforting that they died together.”

“If it’s not a funeral, they were going to have a wedding together,” she added.

Guerrero’s family says it was Leinonen’s mother, Christine Leinonen, who suggested that they should be buried together. Leinonen’s body was not identified until later in the day Monday, leading Christine Leinonen to agonize over her son’s fate.

Guerrero was one of the first victims identified by police. When Guerrero’s family arrived at the hospital in Orlando just blocks from Pulse after the shooting, they found his name on a list of victims and were told by hospital staff and the FBI that he had died. Aryam Guerrero recalls the devastating moment her family got the news: The moment I heard my mom yell out, we all knew. I just kept saying, ‘This isn’t real.’ I just didn’t want it to be real.”

Guerrero was about to turn 23.

Watch a report on Guerrero and Leinonen from The Orlando Sentinel, below.

You can see more photos of the couple, below.

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[Top photo via Aryan Guerrero/TIME]

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13 Jun 20:15

Snoop Enjoys A Round Of Battlefield 420 At E3

by Luke Plunkett

“You can see the concentration.”

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