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27 Feb 23:07

Autonomous Machines: Windup Toys and Other Analog Devices Express Themselves through Art

by Christopher Jobson

Autonomous Machines: Windup Toys and Other Analog Devices Express Themselves through Art toys painting Tiny Toy, Chicken.

Autonomous Machines: Windup Toys and Other Analog Devices Express Themselves through Art toys painting
Tin Toy, Chicken. Watercolor & cotton swab.

Autonomous Machines: Windup Toys and Other Analog Devices Express Themselves through Art toys painting
Tin Toy, Chicken. Watercolor & cotton swab.

Autonomous Machines: Windup Toys and Other Analog Devices Express Themselves through Art toys painting
Tin Toy, Chicken. Fountain pen ink.

Autonomous Machines: Windup Toys and Other Analog Devices Express Themselves through Art toys painting
Walkman.

Autonomous Machines: Windup Toys and Other Analog Devices Express Themselves through Art toys painting
Walkman. Color pencil.

Autonomous Machines: Windup Toys and Other Analog Devices Express Themselves through Art toys painting
Windup Alarm Clock.

Autonomous Machines: Windup Toys and Other Analog Devices Express Themselves through Art toys painting

As part of her MA work at the Design Academy Eindhoven, artist and graphic designer Echo Yang created a series titled Autonomous Machines where common analog devices like tin windup toys, a Walkman, an alarm clock and other machines were connected to writing and painting instruments. As each machine was set loose on a canvas its specialized motions were translated into brush strokes, paint blobs, and pencil marks resulting in self-generated artworks somewhat reminiscent of spirographs. While conceptual artists have long been recording the actions of machines, plants, wind and other moving objects to generate artwork, Yang’s painting wind-up chicken toy stands out as a superbly executed idea. It would be great to see a whole series of those. You can see many more painting vacuum cleaners, hand mixers and electric razors on her website. (via MOCO LOCO)

27 Feb 22:52

Voyageurs, Surreal Sculptures of Walking Figures That Are Missing Sections of Their Bodies

by EDW Lynch

Travellers by Bruno Catalano

In his sculpture series “Voyageurs” (Travelers), French artist Bruno Catalano makes surreal figure sculptures in which sections of the figure’s bodies are eerily missing.

Travellers by Bruno Catalano

Travellers by Bruno Catalano

Travellers by Bruno Catalano

photos via Bruno Catalano

via Hi-Fructose

27 Feb 19:48

Jeff Gordon Takes Jalopnik Writer on a Crazy Cop Chase for Calling His Original Pepsi Max ‘Test Drive’ Prank Fake

by Justin Page
Mrdesplaines

first one is still fake.

In 2013, Pepsi Max and NASCAR driver Jeff Gordon pranked an unsuspecting car salesman by taking him on an wild high-speed “Test Drive.” Shortly after the prank was released, Jalopnik deputy editor and writer Travis Okulski publicly doubted its authenticity. Jeff and Pepsi Max decided to go all out and prove him wrong in their newest prank, “Test Drive 2.” To try and make Travis a believer, Gordon dressed up as a cab driver, picked up Travis, and took him on a crazy cop chase.

So, just as I was able to say with total certainty that the first Pepsi Test Drive ad was totally fake, I can say with total certainty that this second Pepsi Test Drive ad is unequivocally, one hundred percent, totally, absolutely real.

Here is Pepsi Max and Jeff’s original “Test Drive” prank from 2013:

videos via Pepsi

27 Feb 18:45

Ferry Crew Member Rescues Cat Stranded Underneath Docked Ferry in Sweden

by Lori Dorn

Upon learning that a cat that became stranded underneath the docked Hsc Gotlandia II ferry, Johan Skärkarl, a kindhearted crew member put on a wetsuit, jumped into the icy water, backstroked over to the large boat and carried the stranded feline on his stomach back to dock. This dramatic rescue was captured by Stellan Stenberg, another member of the crew.

Bravo gentlemen!

Rescued Cat on Rescuer's Belly

Rescued Cat with Rescuer

Cat on Dry Land

images by Stellan Stenberg

via Expressen, reddit, Daily Picks and Flicks

26 Feb 22:24

Toyota Tacoma Polar Expedition Truck

The standard Tacoma is one tough truck — but if you're trying to make it to the South Pole, you're going to need something a bit beefier. Something like this...

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25 Feb 22:08

The Stoners' Paradise of Humboldt County Is Dreading Weed Legalization

by Max Daly

A weed-grow operation in Humboldt County, California. Photos by Emily Brady

Populated by a mix of hippies and rednecks, Humboldt County, California, is one of America’s most unique farming communities, with around 30,000 people (more than a fifth of Humboldt's population) involved in growing marijuana. One popular definition of "Humboldt" on Urban Dictionary describes it as a "weed haven in Northern California... [with] some of the best buds in the world." What North Carolina is to tobacco, Humboldt is to wacky tobacky—and residents would like to keep their most famous product away from legal markets. 

In the run-up to the vote for California’s cannabis regulation bill in 2010, which would have largely legalized the drug, there was a sticker plastered on trucks, shacks, and homesteads in this secluded, densely forested wilderness area that said, "Save Humboldt County—Keep Pot Illegal." That attitude is based on simple, rational economic reasoning: Experts predict that if weed were to be legalized in California (which is very likely to happen by 2016 at the latest), the price of Humboldt weed would plummet, taking down local businesses with it. 

The plants have become so entwined with the local economy that economists estimate a quarter of all the money made in Humboldt comes from marijuana cultivation. And because many of the growers don't pay taxes (or even use banks; they bury their money underground in plastic tubes and glass bottles), local services are maintained by marijuana money, which has been used to buy fire engines and set up a local radio station, two community centers, and small schools.

The bumper stickers that residents of Humboldt County were sticking on their cars in the run-up to the 2010 weed-legalization ballot measures

The world behind the "Redwood Curtain," as locals refer to it, is unique in the US. Shops and restaurants admit their survival depends on the cash that weed brings to the area, and nail salons have been set up to cater to the area’s emerging group of young women—known as "pot princesses" (or, behind their backs, "potstitutes")—who date the rich marijuana bosses. As one grower put it, "The legalization of marijuana will be the single most devastating economic bust in the long boom-and-bust history of Northern California."

Of course, there are problems with basing an entire economy around an illegal activity. Police raids, although less frequent than they were in the 1980s, can sweep up a family’s entire harvest, and there's plenty of opportunities for gun-toting thieves who prey on grow operations. In one recent raid, a couple in their 60s were relieved of seven pounds of processed marijuana—along with several guns and thousands of dollars in cash—when gunmen turned up at their home. Of the 38 murders that occurred in Humboldt between 2004 and 2012, 23 were drug-related.

To find out more about this secretive narco-economy, I spoke to journalist Emily Brady, who spent a year living behind the Redwood Curtain for her book, Humboldt: Life on America’s Marijuana Frontier.

A grow op in Humboldt.

VICE: How did Humboldt become so dominated by weed?
Emily Brady: During the late 60s and early 70s, some of the young, counterculture hippies from Haight-Ashbury in San Francisco got into the "back-to-the-land" movement, which was all about migrating out of the city, growing your own food, and building your own homes. A lot of them moved to Northern California. When they got to Humboldt they found this beautiful place where land was cheap, and they built little shacks. The hippies liked to smoke pot, and some took the seeds from their Mexican weed and put them in the ground alongside their vegetables.

Around this time, the US government sponsored a marijuana crop-spraying initiative in Mexico, where most of America’s weed supply came from at the time. So the hippies began to grow weed, first for themselves, and then to sell to their friends back in the city. Humboldt’s marijuana industry started just as the area’s logging industry was going into decline. At first, most of the hippies were broke and living on welfare.

When did it turn into the large-scale operation that we know it as today?
What really changed Humboldt’s fledgling marijuana industry was the introduction of the sinsemilla ("seedless" in Spanish) growing technique, where you pull out all the male plants. What happens is the females get sexually frustrated, so to speak, and produce lots of resin in hopes of catching the male pollen. The resin contains THC, which gets you high. Sinsemilla is stronger, and you get more money for it, so soon everyone started growing it. There wasn't a lot of blowback from the government in the 1970s because the war on drugs hadn't started, so people thought it was an easy way of making a living in the woods.

Many of the ranchers and loggers migrated into the marijuana industry because they could see it was a good opportunity. At first, there was this culture clash between the relatively clean-cut, churchgoing rancher types and the hippies with their long hair and seemingly loose morals. But then you started to see bumper stickers on pickup trucks saying, "Another Logger Gone to Pot." A lot of the loggers still wanted to be loggers, but there was no work, so growing pot was a way to stay in the area they loved.

A marijuana grow in one of Humboldt's forests

What’s Humboldt like?
It’s a beautiful, wild, sparsely populated faraway place. When you drive north from San Francisco, you go through a redwood forest, and you really feel like you have crossed the frontier. A lot of the people there are super independent—they live outside of the electricity grid, use solar panels and wind power. They built their own schools; some are volunteer teachers. They even minted their own money. It’s not really in use, but there was a movement to have their own coins. It is the most independent place I have found in the States.

And what’s a "hipneck"?
This is the name for the amazing hybrid of hippie and redneck, the children of hippies and loggers, who have become more common since the marijuana industry helped bridge the cultural divide. A typical hipneck is a country boy or girl with a name like Sunny Sky or Rainbow, who wears branded jeans and drives a pickup truck to their very large marijuana grow.

How embedded is marijuana in everyday life there?
It was a real surprise for me that there was this place where the economy was entirely dependent on pot. Old grannies, housewives, whole families make a living farming pot. In Humboldt, the currency is cash or marijuana. It’s everywhere. I went to a school fundraising event, and they were auctioning off bubble bags (which are used to make hash from plants) along with knitted scarves and baskets of tomatoes. It’s such an ingrained part of the culture some of the schools and the fire department even give out marijuana plants for community members to grow to raise money for them. One big grower I spent time with, a volunteer fireman, worked for a man who earned about $1 million a year from pot. Years back, even a former deputy sheriff of Humboldt County was caught growing a load of pot in his retirement. But people aren’t stoned all the time there—it’s mainly the tourists and seasonal workers who are getting stoned.

Police seizing a big bunch of weed.

I’ve heard that even the local radio station is in on it?
Yes, the radio station, KMUD, broadcasts community-service announcements for the growers whenever anti-drug police have been spotted in the area. When someone spots police helicopters or a convoy heading up a dirt road, they call into the radio station to report it, and the announcer will broadcast the exact time and location the police have been spotted. A lot of the adverts on KMUD are for things like products to take resin off your fingers, and there’s a lot of chat about growing techniques.

You met Bob, southern Humboldt’s straight-laced sheriff. What did he think about all the weed in the area?
It’s accepted by the local police, including Bob, that growing is what people do there. But Bob tried to stick to the rules and seize plants from people who couldn't show a medical marijuana growing license. Everyone knows that growing for the medical market is mostly a ruse in California, because it’s mainly for the black market. Bob would get frustrated with people taking advantage of the medical law in front of his eyes. "I’m so sick of dealing with this pot shit!" he would tell me. You have this strange situation in Humboldt where the cop, Bob, wants legalization, but most of the growers are against it.

Who distributes the crops outside Humboldt?
Dealers are respected members of the community. They are seen as ambassadors to the outside world. They deal with the person from the city and take the risk of being busted, or cheated, or worse. When one of Humboldt’s main dealers died a few years back, there was a huge outpouring at the funeral because he was the one who moved the pot and helped bring money into the community. One dealer I know is a former logger, an honest, kind, and generous man whose father is a decorated World War II veteran in his 80s who also grows pot.

Local weed being processed

What effect would legalization have on Humboldt?
As long as it’s illegal federally, there will always be a black market. Since growing plants for medical marijuana became legal, the market has become flooded and pot prices have gone down. But full recreational legalization would mean the price would fall even farther. A friend of mine made $6,000 a pound in the early 90s, and now earns about $1,200 a pound. If the black market that Humboldt relies upon disappears, there is speculation that pot could go as low as $500 a pound.

Is everyone against legalization?
No, the community is divided. About 60 percent voted against it, and 40 percent for it. One woman I met, who moved to Humboldt as part of the back-to-the-land movement in the 70s and took up marijuana farming, voted for legalization because, although it was her livelihood, she wants the plant to be freed from the law. But her son voted against it, because he’s totally dependent on it for a living and he doesn’t know what else he would do; he’s never had a bank account, paid taxes, or trained in anything. All he knows is how to grow good weed.

What will people do if it’s legalized?
Many people are freaked out that the economy and the market are going to crash, and they don’t know what they're going to do for money. People fear that this industry—which they have built with their hands, literally scraped out of the earth—is going to be taken from them, just like alcohol production was taken away from the moonshiners after alcohol prohibition. They are worried they won’t have a place in this new legal world. They're scared they will have to move back to the city and abandon their homesteads and their land. Some will keep growing pot, because that’s what they know and they’ll have to grow more and it will be harder to earn a living.

Others are really excited about the opportunities for branding and tourism that would come with legalization. Some people can’t wait to hang a little sign in front of their house saying “Marijuanarie Open for Business.” They aim to capitalize on Humboldt’s storied history and its brand. I also think some of the big growers will find a way to position themselves to benefit from the legal system and remain successful.

But for the sake of most of the growers in Humboldt, I hope there is a market out there for the organic, outdoor grown marijuana that made them famous, because it’s difficult to make a living in rural America these days. They are the wealthiest farmers in history, but only because what they farm is illegal.

Max Daly is the co-author of Narcomania: How Britain Got Hooked on Drugs. Follow him on Twitter: @Narcomania

25 Feb 19:58

Whale Slaps Girl in Face

by Jay Hathaway

This student group's trip to the Baja Peninsula took a turn for the getting-slapped-in-the-face-by-one-of-Earth's-largest-mammals when, "[U]nfortunately, Chelsea got smacked in the head by a whale's tail."

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25 Feb 18:21

Bouncy Black Cat Really Wants To Come Inside the House

by Lori Dorn

A clever black cat who really wants to come inside implements a bouncing strategy to attract the attention of a human when his primary tactic of meowing at the back door doesn’t work.

via reddit, Daily Picks and Flicks

25 Feb 18:17

This Is the World's Largest Oyster

by Gabrielle Bluestone
25 Feb 17:57

I Can't Stop Watching This Live Feed of Porn Site Searches

by Max Read

I Can't Stop Watching This Live Feed of Porn Site Searches

This is (a GIF of) a live feed of porn site searches. It's the most mesmerizing—and terrifying—thing on the internet right now.

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25 Feb 17:47

Burger King Receipt Calls Grandma a "Bitch Ass Ho," Makes Her Cry

by Jay Hathaway

Burger King Receipt Calls Grandma a "Bitch Ass Ho," Makes Her Cry

A grandmother nearly ended up weeping into her Whopper after a Burger King employee called her and her daughter-in-law "bitch ass hoes" on a receipt.

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25 Feb 17:16

Mercury, The Incredible Cat Whose Missing Front Legs Don’t Stop Him From Doing Anything He Wants To Do

by Lori Dorn

Mercury the Two Legged Cat

Mercury is an adorable little striped tabby who loves to play, eat, attack his toys and sleep. In other words, he’s a cat. The only thing that is different about Mercury is that he is missing his front legs and most of his toes. These injuries were caused by what his humans believe to be a weed whacker as evidenced by recent yard work in the neighborhood. Mercury was taken in, his eyes still closed from birth, by generous Oklahoma couple who had a great deal of experience fostering animals. They nursed him back to health, taught him to move, then walk and then run. Although Mercury does have his challenges (don’t we all?), his humans don’t want anyone feeling sorry for him.

For people that think that Mercury is sad, needs to be put down, or that keeping him alive is cruel, please simply leave, as this page is about celebrating a kitty overcoming adversity. Mercury absolutely loves life, and has the most inquisitive personality. If he sees something outside he runs to the window to watch, if a new toy or scratching post is brought in he is the first to run over and check it out, he has the biggest purr when he is being petted, and if he doesn’t like something or you aren’t doing what he wants he will yell at you until he gets his way.

There’s wonderful news to report. On February 15, 2014, Mercury became a permanent member of the Oklahoma household that raised him.

When we took Mercury in we had planned just to foster him, as we do with so many other kittens. We didn’t know when we picked him up that he would be one of the kittens that would win a permanent place in our hearts, and while we have discussed putting him up for adoption we simply cannot part with him. Today we made it official, and filled out his paperwork.

Mercury as T-Rex

Mercury the Cat Playing

Mercury the Kitten

images via Raising Mercury

via Catster, Fark, Neatorama

25 Feb 17:13

‘So Long, Egon’, A Touching ‘Ghostbusters’ Comic Tribute to the Late Harold Ramis by Ash Vickers

by Justin Page

So Long, Egon

Cartoonist Ash Vickers of MegaCynics shared her love for the late Harold Ramis with a touching Ghostbusters comic tribute called “So Long, Egon” (Egon Spengler is the character played by Harold Ramis in Ghostbusters). When Ash was asked why the Ghostbusters were trapping Egon and not helping him cross over, she said “I’d like to think Egon would want to study what actually happens in the containment area.”

Instead of Wednesday's comic, this is what will be put up. I'm sharing it now because reasons. RIP Harold Ramis :_( pic.twitter.com/bV8daK8PD2

— Ash Vickers (@Mega_Ashra) February 25, 2014

image via MegaCynics

via Neetzan Zimmerman

25 Feb 17:09

A Group of Dutch Ravers Dancing to ‘The Benny Hill Show’ Theme Song ‘Yakety Sax’

by Justin Page

Jesse Reinier Nieuwenhuijzen created this silly video showing a group of Dutch ravers dancing to The Benny Hill Show theme song “Yakety Sax.” The original footage was taken by Fabio Van Velzen at the 2013 Awakenings Festival in the Netherlands.

Here is the original video:

via Daily Picks and Flicks

24 Feb 21:58

Cat Litter Retailer Uses Direct Mail Campaign Featuring Catnip-Scented Mailers That Make Cats Go Crazy

by EDW Lynch

To draw attention to their direct mail campaign for Bulk Cat Litter Warehouse in Toronto, Canadian ad agency Rethink came up with a clever solution—they printed the mailers on catnip-scented paper. As you can see in this video, cats who discovered the mailers found them irresistible.

via Adweek

24 Feb 20:55

This Japanese Island Is Overrun with Bunnies

by Sarah Hedgecock

This Japanese Island Is Overrun with Bunnies

You may have heard of Islet Okunoshima, or, as it will henceforth be known, Fluffy Bunny Island. Fluffy Bunny Island is populated by friendly rabbits that have taken it over in the absence of any predators.

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24 Feb 19:45

The Smoking Machine, An Apparatus That Automatically Lights, Smokes, and Tosses Cigarettes on the Ground

by Rollin Bishop

In this video from 2010, The Smoking Machine created by Norway-based Kristoffer Myskja in 2007, works it way through loading, lighting, smoking, and discarding a cigarette.

The Smoking Machine

The Smoking Machine

The Smoking Machine

images via Kristoffer Myskja

via The Awesomer

24 Feb 19:40

These 15 Photos Are The Very Definition Of Old-School Cool

by Alex Wain

They are celebrated as pop culture icons for their achievements, sex appeal and creativity but as time rolls on, these photographs take on a new dimension.

Today they are seen as the epitome of old-school retro cool, you could put it down to the fashion at the time, the setting itself or even the attitude on display. Whether it’s Arnold Schwarzenegger with a glass of cognac or Louis Armstrong in Egypt see how many familiar faces you recognize from these 15 candid photographs of yesteryear.

1. Arnold Schwarzenegger posing with a glass of cognac

14 Vintage Photographs That Truly Define Retro Cool

2. Louis Armstrong serenades his wife at the Sphinx

14 Vintage Photographs That Truly Define Retro Cool

3. The one & only Alfred Hitchcock

14 Vintage Photographs That Truly Define Retro Cool

4. Debbie Harry, New York City, 1977

14 Vintage Photographs That Truly Define Retro Cool

5. The Beatles shortly before they made it big

14 Vintage Photographs That Truly Define Retro Cool

6. Harrison Ford 1980 looking sharp

14 Vintage Photographs That Truly Define Retro Cool

7. The stylish Greta Garbo

14 Vintage Photographs That Truly Define Retro Cool

8. The flirtatious Brigitte Bardot

14 Vintage Photographs That Truly Define Retro Cool
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9. A relaxed Jane Fonda

14 Vintage Photographs That Truly Define Retro Cool

10. Nat King Cole

14 Vintage Photographs That Truly Define Retro Cool

11. Franklin D. Roosevelt Jr. at Harvard University

14 Vintage Photographs That Truly Define Retro Cool

12. Hugh Hefner & his new bunnies

14 Vintage Photographs That Truly Define Retro Cool

13. Bill Cosby when he played fullback in college

14 Vintage Photographs That Truly Define Retro Cool

14. Pablo Picasso at home

14 Vintage Photographs That Truly Define Retro Cool

15. Mick Jagger, Andy Warhol, and Jane Holzer circa 1965

14 Vintage Photographs That Truly Define Retro Cool

Bonus: New York 1970

14 Vintage Photographs That Truly Define Retro Cool

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24 Feb 19:38

Arizona Town Overrun By Packs of Wild Roving Chihuahuas

by Gabrielle Bluestone

Arizona Town Overrun By Packs of Wild Roving Chihuahuas

Tiny yappy dogs have taken over the streets of a small town in Arizona, chasing young children while their parents apparently cower inside, frantically redialing 311 — Maryvale Animal Control received more than 6,000 calls in the last year alone.

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24 Feb 19:36

The 90's are truly dead--Moviefone is pulling the plug on its once iconic 777-FILM showtime listings

by Gabrielle Bluestone

The 90's are truly dead—Moviefone is pulling the plug on its once iconic 777-FILM showtime listings service. They've already changed the famous "Hello, and welcome to Moviefone" greeting, and the company—once sold to AOL for $338 million—is now pushing an "award-winning app."

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24 Feb 19:32

This Friendly Husky Really Wants to Play With a Very Confused Cat

by Taylor Berman

We already knew huskies love to howl (even when they're just learning how) but did you know they love to play with cats? This husky does, even though his would-be friend the cat isn't so sure. To be honest, we wouldn't be either; that's a big dog.

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24 Feb 17:44

Bank Teller Laughs at One Truly Awful Robber

by Brian Ashcraft on Kotaku, shared by Sarah Hedgecock to Gawker

Bank Teller Laughs at One Truly Awful Robber

Recently, a man walked into China Construction Bank in Shanghai with a meat cleaver. He apparently wanted to rob the bank. Things did not go as planned.

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21 Feb 20:21

Enterprising Girl Scout Sells Cookies Outside Marijuana Clinic

Danielle Lei, 13, set up her table of Girl Scout cookies outside The Green Cross dispensary in San Francisco and sold a whopping 117 boxes in a single day.

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21 Feb 19:40

Attack Of The Angry Little Moose

Little moose is angry as hell.
21 Feb 19:36

50 GTA V Cars and Their Real Life Counterparts

This is an awesome infographic.
21 Feb 17:18

To cap off a chilling week for mall food courts, Sbarros announces it will be closing 155 stores.

by Hamilton Nolan
Mrdesplaines

NOOOOOOO!!!!

To cap off a chilling week for mall food courts, Sbarros announces it will be closing 155 stores.

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20 Feb 22:46

Here is a Dot Matrix Printer Playing "Eye of the Tiger"

by Adam Weinstein
Mrdesplaines

fake????

Magic.

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20 Feb 21:41

Epicly Later'd: Ed Templeton - Part 1

by VICE Staff
Mrdesplaines

history lesson.

Ed Templeton has been a super-obvious choice for Epicly Later’d since the early days of the show. Maybe that’s why it took so long for us to do it. The man is like a skate historian—one benefit of his relatively straight-edge lifestyle is that he has what we like to call “sober memory.” He can recall everything from his life growing up in Huntington Beach, California, onward. He also had no boundaries in terms of how personal he would go for our interview. This episode was a big one for us. Enjoy!

20 Feb 21:39

Don’t tape and drive

Ahhhh how cute. NOW THEY'RE DEAD. (just kidding, but they could be.)
20 Feb 21:38

Barking Dog Dubbed With Sound of Revving Chainsaw

by Lori Dorn

A jittery dog on alert is made to sound just like a revving chainsaw in this video by Talking Animals.

via Daily Picks and Flicks