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14 Jan 22:14

jordanbolton: “Fireworks” by Jordan BoltonOrder my new book...

















jordanbolton:

“Fireworks” by Jordan Bolton

Order my new book ‘Blue Sky Through the Window of a Moving Car’ here - https://smarturl.it/BlueSky

24 Dec 19:24

thevaultoftheatomicspaceage:

20 Dec 19:19

“Freckles Vanish” Look, 1937

by mouthbeef

gameraboy2:

“Freckles Vanish”
Look, 1937

20 Dec 17:41

nimble, a border collie-papillon mix, wins the 12” class in the 2024 masters agility championship….

vesper-potato:

dozydawn:

nimble, a border collie-papillon mix, wins the 12” class in the 2024 masters agility championship. the first time a mixed breed has won at westminster ever.

20 Dec 17:30

Had to give a presentation for a work seminar the other day.

Had to give a presentation for a work seminar the other day.

Didnt have much planned and I usually wing it so I got up there and opened with, “Hello, my name is [redacted]. I’m the security specialist assigned to [redacted]- I talk a lot when I’m nervous, so you’re gonna hear me talk a lot in the next five minutes”

This got a few laughs as expected, but then one of my superiors cut in like “I had no idea you had a fear of public speaking, you’re always so calm and confident”

so I got to say out loud in front of like 20 people twice my age that “Oh, yeah, no, I’m faking it super hard. Like, all the time.” (Gestures at face) “This is fake. I’m always freaking out, all of the time.”

Anyhow it went well and I’m getting a raise so like. Be yourself and lean into it I guess is what I’m getting to

19 Dec 20:16

depsidase:

19 Dec 20:15

Someone remade Titanic so it starred their cat.

Cary

This is art!

pretty-thief:

wearedeadfancy:

Someone remade Titanic so it starred their cat.

“someone” is YouTube user owlkitty, and they’ve done this with a few iconic movies!

19 Dec 20:02

funny-tik-toks:

Cary

Uff da! if ya grey duck right off the bat, you might get a shunning

19 Dec 19:51

There is no carol that won’t wear out its welcome

by PZ Myers

I’ve been avoiding stores for a while now, because they’re all playing the same tired, horrible Christmas carols all the time — I was trying to buy almond milk and eggs the other day and had to flee because Mariah Carey started singing. I’m wishing I could turn that about and carry around a boombox playing this mash up of the carol of the bells and the imperial march when I enter a business.

It goes on for an hour! The one drawback to my plan for revenge is that I’d get sick of this carol 5 minutes after I started.

19 Dec 19:49

museeeuuuum: chaotic-archaeologist: 0ryza13...

museeeuuuum:

chaotic-archaeologist:

0ryza13:

toastbutteregg:

The game becomes open-world when you master the skills: Talk To People and Ask For Things

I promise this is especially true for museum folks, library folks, and academics. We are always looking for an opportunity to talk about our silly little special interests and we will love you for providing one. Send the email.

Send the email!

19 Dec 19:38

shamebats:

18 Dec 16:54

i tried the “ask your mom what she would do if you were a bug” trend

kalofi:

kalofi:

i tried the “ask your mom what she would do if you were a bug” trend

asked my dad too

18 Dec 16:51

depsidase:

18 Dec 16:30

Things I didn’t know I needed to know

mirarelle:

Things I didn’t know I needed to know

18 Dec 15:59

The one thing I’m hoping will come out of the UHC assaasin thing is that Luigi will personally say…

gcu-sovereign:

The one thing I’m hoping will come out of the UHC assaasin thing is that Luigi will personally say some pithy hornet’s nest kicking thing like: No, I am not a Leftist. If I was, I wouldn’t have gotten anything done.

18 Dec 00:13

amvs:this is so sweet 😭😭😭



amvs:

#as a Norwegian #aesthetic posts like this are incredibly funny #bc that's just like #the road I take to the grocery store #y'all are romanticising my driveway and it's a good new perspective for me #keep the winter aesthetic pics coming! #it helps me appreciate the mundane things in my life

this is so sweet 😭😭😭

17 Dec 23:39

GoFundMe: an unwilling lynchpin of the American healthcare system!

dropoutdottv:

GoFundMe: an unwilling lynchpin of the American healthcare system!

17 Dec 23:32

17 Dec 23:26

questcult: echeveriia:echeveriia:echeveriia:i’m starting a...

Cary

I hated cooked oatmeal when I was a kid, but would spoon tons of the dry stuff into my maw (and chew it into a paste) while watching cartoons





questcult:

echeveriia:

echeveriia:

echeveriia:

i’m starting a collection

the collection grows!!!!!

Don’t forget this one.


17 Dec 01:46

Pescadito fresco

by luisonte
Cary

Mmmm, Gahg

17 Dec 01:32

waybeatle: prettypenko: bro I don’t think that’s what your job...

Cary

Improvise. Adapt. Overcome



waybeatle:

prettypenko:

bro I don’t think that’s what your job is supposed to be about

My dude is living his best life

17 Dec 01:29

Vegetarian Pozole

Cary

We usually make chicken pozole

16 Dec 20:30

gallusrostromegalus:My mother grew up within biking distance of...





















gallusrostromegalus:

My mother grew up within biking distance of Bill Watterson in Ohio and would like everyone to know:

  1. “Snow Goons” like this are very real
  2. If anything, Mr. Watterson has toned down the scale and horror of some them.
13 Dec 19:46

actually obsessed w the fact that bruce the hyena was an actual dog that was CGI’d to look more like…

david-goldrock:

emma-d-klutz:

imposterogers:

sadieb798:

imposterogers:

actually obsessed w the fact that bruce the hyena was an actual dog that was CGI’d to look more like a hyena instead of a green cgi man

I ALWAYS THOUGHT THIS WAS A DUDE IN A SUIT AND IT MADE ME UNCOMFORTABLE SO THIS IS ACTUALLY VERY PLEASING TO HEAR

this is why “man in suit” was their first thought

Oh I do not like learning this fact today. I wish I never learned this at all. 

I know a couple of my mutuals now dream of a job as “the man in the suit”

Yes, it can also be “the woman in the suit. Go for it”

13 Dec 17:25

rk9: lindendragon: zayshah: captain-price...

rk9:

lindendragon:

zayshah:

captain-price-unofficially:

I’m Diné (Navajo) and in high school I was put in some kind of group for native kids. It was run by a white woman who told us that if we were ever in class and feeling overwhelmed, we had permission to just up and leave class to go wander around outside and reconnect with nature. We all took advantage of this regularly

the implication she thought you were like, forest fairies that had to periodically connect with nature to regain your strength is the most racist but also kinda funny thing I ever heard

Why would you leave this absolute gem in the tags

13 Dec 17:21

Hungry Giraffe in Utrecht: Jan Is De Man’s Mural Feeds on Real Plants

by Vidar
Side-by-side images of Jan Is De Man's giraffe mural in Utrecht, Netherlands. The left image shows a close-up of the giraffe's head, appearing to eat real greenery growing on the adjacent building. The right image provides a full view of the mural, depicting a life-sized giraffe painted on a multi-story residential building, blending seamlessly with the urban landscape and a painted forest backdrop.

In Utrecht, Netherlands, Jan Is De Man has turned a building into a canvas for a towering giraffe mural that evolves with its environment, making art and nature collide in stunning harmony.

The mural’s integration with the climbing greenery continues to evolve, creating a living artwork that draws visitors year-round. It’s become a hotspot for selfies and social media posts.

Jan Is De Man on the mural: This concept where the giraffe is eating the plants, is going to be better within the years… The wall next to the giraffe becomes a vertical green garden. But I was a bit impatient, so I drew a few of the plants already.

More!: Jan Is De Man: Transforming Cityscapes with Playful 3D Street Art


Full view of Jan Is De Man's giraffe mural in Utrecht, Netherlands, painted on the side of a multi-story residential building, depicting a life-sized giraffe standing against a lush, painted forest background.
Close-up view of Jan Is De Man's mural in Utrecht, Netherlands, showing a realistic giraffe painted on the side of a building, reaching out to eat greenery growing on the neighboring wall.
A whimsical perspective photo of Jan Is De Man's giraffe mural in Utrecht, Netherlands, showing a close-up of the giraffe's head reaching toward greenery, with a child in the foreground playfully mimicking feeding the giraffe, adding a playful and interactive element to the artwork.
A side-angle shot of Jan Is De Man's mural in Utrecht, Netherlands, where a giraffe painted on the wall appears to feed on green plants creeping up the adjacent wall, blending art with nature.
Wide-angle shot of the multi-story residential building featuring Jan Is De Man's giraffe mural in Utrecht, Netherlands, highlighting the urban surroundings and the mural's integration with the neighborhood.

Have you seen this mural in person? What impact do you think street art like this has on urban spaces?

We’d love to hear about your experience! Share your stories and impressions in the comments.

13 Dec 03:30

Gah, me too

yeahiwasintheshit:

Gah, me too

13 Dec 00:46

do you guys wanna see the most batshit insane book blurb ive ever come across

remnantglow:

remnantglow:

do you guys wanna see the most batshit insane book blurb ive ever come across

for your viewing pleasure: the 1977 book “i, vampire” by jody scott

DESCRIPTION:

After seven hundred years, Glamorous vampire Sterling O’Blivion has begun to think the joy is going out of life. Then she meets Virginia Woolf in the ladies’ room of a dance studio in Chicago. But Woolf is really Benaroya, a dolphin-like alien anthropologist here to learn all there is to know about humanity and to fight the good fight against the evil, slave-trading Sajorians. Sterling falls madly in love with Benaroya. It’s just the sort of romp an aging vampire needs—but first, to defeat the Sajorians, they have to sell millions of Famous Men’s Sperm Kits to every woman on Earth. ALT
13 Dec 00:08

irlactualhuman: panoramaaa: They should get...

Cary

supercut of zoo critters trying to eat kids; that lioness really wants that noggin

irlactualhuman:

panoramaaa:

They should get a baby to eat. As a treat.

12 Dec 18:59

Finding Minnesota: Enger Tower

by PDDTV

WCCO-TV‘s John Lauritsen talks with Duluth historian Tony Dierckins about Enger Tower.

The tower rises to 531 feet above the surface of Lake Superior, which is unfortunately referred to as “sea level” in the video. Lake Superior’s surface is about 600 feet above sea level.

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