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24 Jan 12:25

I Am the Balance on Your Gift Card, Unknowable, Eternal

by Ross Murray

Remember me? I’m that gift card some clueless Secret Santa gave you months ago, maybe years. You used me once, then forgot all about me. Oh, you might stumble on me now and then when you’re so bored you decide to clean out your wallet, and then you look at me and think, “Huh, I wonder what’s left on this?”

Forget it. You’ll never know. You won’t be anywhere near a Starbucks or a Walgreens at the time. You’re not going to stop what you’re doing to go fill up at Texaco. You’ll make a mental note, that’s it. You might say to yourself, “I should check the balance on a website. Is that even a thing?” You have no clue. But you won’t find out, for even if it is a thing, you know you’d be forced to register, and then you’d be bombarded by emails begging you to “Celebrate the Season of Pumpkin Spice” or “Save 20 percent on Jorts.”

No, you’ll just stare at me, ponder my mysteries, then back into the wallet I’ll go—not even a front flap, but tucked into some hidden sub-flap with the loyalty cards and the gym membership.

I’m your gift card, and I’ll keep my secrets forever. You’ll never know how much remains on me. When you do come to your Starbucks or your Walgreens or your Texaco, you won’t even think of me, because you’re a tapper now. You’re all tappers. You have no time to fuss with wallets, cards, or—scoff!—cash. With your insatiable cravings for quick food and instant gratification, you’ll only tap your phone. You’ll never think to look for me, your forgotten gift card.

And on the very small likelihood that you do think of me, maybe while idling in a drive-thru line—“Wait, I have a gift card!”—you still won’t act, because you’ll have no idea what my balance is. What if you hand me over and discover it’s only fifteen cents? You’ll have to scramble right there in the driver’s seat for other means of payment while the customers behind you fume away in caffeine-deprived fury, with their dirty looks and high probability of honking.

Oh, so you think maybe you’ll go to the counter, eh? You think you’re going to make the effort to present the card to some spotted teenager in a hairnet, and ask, “Can you please tell me what the balance is?” Fool. You’ll never do that. Look at that lineup! Imagine that hair-netted teen and her stinging eye-roll! You don’t have the nerve.

But let’s say a miracle occurs, and you do take the steps to discover my balance. Guess what: you’ll only use part of it. That’s just how it is. Then there’ll be a new balance, an even smaller one, a balance you’re even less likely to bother with. And yet, no matter how small it becomes, you’ll never bring yourself to throw me away. After all, you might use me someday. As if.

In the end, you’ll curse the person who gifted this card to you, this eternal thorn in your side that wasn’t especially thoughtful in the first place, without a single consideration for your loves and desires and preferences for other franchises. But you thanked them at the time, though you knew in your heart of hearts that a day would come when you would inflict a gift card on them in return.

You son of a bitch.

24 Jan 12:24

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Consciousness

by Zach Weinersmith


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24 Jan 12:18

Storms hitting northern areas should wrap up this evening, with focus likely shifting to the coast overnight

by Eric Berger

Summary: As expected, much of the storm action has remained north of Interstate 10 today, and that’s where the focus will likely stay through the evening. However, after a lull through the late evening hours, a strong storm system will move in from the southwest, affecting primarily coastal regions. We are maintaining a Stage 1 flood alert through Wednesday night.

Tuesday evening

A line of storms is draped across the northwest periphery of the Houston region, affecting areas such as Brenham, College Station, and Huntsville. This system should persist through the evening hours, mostly remaining to the north of Interstate 10, and likely weakening over time. An additional 1 to 3 inches of rainfall are possible for these areas between now and midnight.

Houston radar at 4:24 pm CT. (RadarScope)

Early on Wednesday

For a few hours around midnight, our area may see a bit of a lull, but then another storm system will be moving in from the southwest. This one is likely to develop near Matagorda Bay around midnight, and steadily progress to the northeast during the pre-dawn hours, bringing strong storms to Galveston and other coastal areas, and the potential for strong storms along and south of Interstate 10 in the Houston metro area. Some of these storms will likely be intense, with some high rainfall rates.

The only good news I can offer is that the system looks fairly progressive, so it should push off to the east by around sunrise on Wednesday. Therefore I don’t expect (too much) mayhem for Wednesday morning’s commute. In terms of accumulations, we could see 1 to 3 inches in the coastal counties by Wednesday morning, with the possibility of some higher bullseyes.

HRRR model forecast for rain accumulation for the six hours between midnight and 6 am CT on Wednesday. (Weather Bell)

Later Wednesday and Thursday

Things may settle down a bit on Wednesday in the Houston metro area, but we’re likely to continue to see at least some disorganized showers and possibly thunderstorms. Coastal counties may see another round of storms late on Wednesday evening or early on Thursday, but I don’t have great confidence in that forecast just yet.

A weak front arrives on Thursday morning, and this should push all of the rain showers to our east sometime during the morning hours. Phew—I can’t imagine too many people will complain about seeing the backside of rain showers for a little while.

We’ll be back with a comprehensive update early on Wednesday morning.

24 Jan 12:17

I Bought an Electric Car You Can Pedal

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24 Jan 08:23

Kermit the Frog Voice

by tom cardy

She's a 10 but she sounds like a fabric frog puppet from the 50's
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23 Jan 20:07

my boss announced layoffs while wearing sunglasses, writing job candidates are using AI in their applications, and more

by Ask a Manager

This post was written by Alison Green and published on Ask a Manager.

It’s five answers to five questions. Here we go…

1. My boss announced layoffs while wearing sunglasses (yes, it’s Anna Wintour)

You may have seen the reports last week that Anna Wintour wore sunglasses throughout the indoor, in-office Zoom meeting in which she announced corporate consolidation and immediate layoffs of many of those in attendance. I was in this Zoom meeting and as a regular blog reader, I’m curious to know your thoughts. This is not done, right? Right??

In my opinion, the way in which this news was announced (midweek, as gossip with no official statement, while wearing sunglasses) has only propelled a raft of well-deserved unflattering press coverage. Probably not coincidentally, I’m told a number of comms staffers were laid off last month.

You are correct: laying off people while wearing sunglasses is rude and bad management. It sends the message, “I don’t take this seriously, even though it’s very serious to you, and I’m definitely not invested enough to pay you the respect of looking you in the eye.”

As someone whose whole career is built on understanding the messages clothes and accessories send, Anna Wintour knows this.

2. I suspect our writing job candidates are using AI to write their applications

I was recently involved in recruiting a new copywriter and editor for my team. As part of the application process, we asked applicants to answer a few short written questions. We use this to find out about how their experience meets the essential criteria for the role, as well as seeing their writing style and grammar skills.

We got applications from some brilliant candidates, but there were a couple that gave me pause. The first thing I noticed was a lot of American-English spelling in their answers (think ‘prioritize’ rather than the British ‘prioritise’; we’re based in the UK). There could be several reasons for this, but it did set off a couple of alarm bells for me, as I know most AI generators use American-English. I also just got a bit of an odd feeling from their answers — they felt very stilted, impersonal and “buzzwordy” in a way that just felt strange compared to other applications.

On a hunch, I copied and pasted a few answers into an online AI detector, which said that AI content was likely present. (I also copied some other candidates’ answers into the program and those came up as “no AI content detected.”)

I mentioned my suspicion to the hiring manager, who said she’d take a look. In the end, we didn’t bring these applicants forward as we had lots of candidates with far more relevant experience and knowledge. We sent out our standard email rejection to them, just like the other candidates we didn’t move forward.

But how would you handle this if the candidate was a possible frontrunner? I had no concrete proof that they’d used AI for their answers but it did look like a real possibility. Is this just the way things are going these days? Would you have mentioned the possible AI use in your rejection or just left it? I don’t know if I’d have felt differently if the job wasn’t so writing-focused.

There’s no reason to mention your AI suspicions in the rejection letter (which most of the time don’t contain specific reasons for the rejection, especially when the person wasn’t even interviewed).

I think the question about how to handle it if the candidate was a frontrunner is a bit of a contradiction — because you were assessing these candidates’ writing skills and the thing that tipped you off was that their writing was bad/weird/stilted, so by definition they already weren’t frontrunners for jobs where writing is a central focus. But if you had a candidate whose writing was good but something was still screaming AI to you and the person was otherwise strong, a good next step would be to give a writing test during an interview, so you could see their writing skills in real time.

(Of course, unless the interview was in-person, they could still use AI. But at some point, it’s reasonable to conclude they’re either a good writer or they’re good at using AI to generate good writing. You’d need to decide if it matters for your context if it’s the latter. If it does — like if they won’t be able to use AI once on the job for legal/proprietary reasons — you’d want to make that very clear and ideally invest in assessment processes that rule it out, like in-person testing.)

3. Employer is blowing up my phone after firing me for “misconduct”

My small, family-owned employer of four years let me go in early November. I had had a disagreement with the owner and, having seen them fire many employees out of the blue, I suspected I’d be let go at the next opportunity. They opposed my unemployment claim on the basis of “misconduct,” stating I’d made “too many mistakes and had been warned.” In my opinion, I made a normal number of mistakes (two, in the entire year), and had never been warned, in writing or verbally, nor put on any PIP. In fact, I’d always received excellent performance reviews and had been told I’d be receiving a performance bonus the following week and my metrics were up.

Naturally, I appealed the unemployment decision, and the day after I received notice of my hearing date, my former employer began blowing up my phone (three to five times a day, every business day since then). They never leave a message and it’s causing me considerable anxiety. How do you suggest I handle it? Ignore it? Document it for the hearing? Email them to please let me know, in writing, what they need?

You’re under no obligation to talk to them; feel free to block their number if you want to. Personally, I’d answer one of the calls because I’d be curious to see what they wanted and they have no power over you anymore — but if you’d be happier blocking and ignoring, that’s a fine way to go. It would also be fine to email them, say you’ve seen them calling you repeatedly, and email will be the best way to reach you.

Really, any of these options are fine so do the one that will bring you the most peace of mind. (You can document the calls too if you want, although they’re unlikely to come up at the unemployment hearing, which is going to be tightly focused on what led to your termination.)

4. I retired a year ago and my old coworker still calls for help

I retired a year ago. Before leaving, I thoroughly trained the two employees who would be picking up my duties, which included thorough documentation of processes, logins, and passwords.

However, one of those employees apparently lost the instructions on how to terminate a company-paid cell phone account so my work phone account could be terminated. Ultimately, this person (not a manager) made a decision to just keep paying my wireless account and hope their manager didn’t notice. Over the last year, this person has called me once or twice a month to ask questions about other processes or for advice on handling a situation. I have helped as best I can, feeling that since they were paying for my cell phone, the least I could do was help if I could.

But finally in November, they figured out how to transfer the account billing responsibility back to me, and I said basically, “Okay, so now you aren’t paying my phone bill any longer, please don’t call me for work help any more. I trained you and Jane and it’s been almost a year; you should understand those processes by now.”

Now that person is calling me again, asking for help, and I refused. This is causing some hurt feelings. For example, they used to invite me to birthday lunches at local restaurants, but they’ve stopped since I refused to keep helping. It’s a tradition that retirees are also invited to the annual holiday potluck, but I wasn’t invited. When I said “no more calls,” their behavior in the moment was odd, like with a betrayed note in their voice. This person has a long history of avoiding learning how to do tasks that they don’t want to be responsible for.

Other retirees apparently continued to provide help long after leaving and I don’t want my good reputation/relationships to suffer, but there is no compensation possible, and I want my working life to be OVER. Do you have any advice?

It’s not normal to be expected to answer work questions a year after you retired! In certain circumstances, you might be willing to be consulted extremely occasionally on something very important — but not frequently, and not on basic processes the person was already trained on. Frankly, you could have declined to help even while they were paying your phone bill; you didn’t ask them to do that, and it was their decision to continue it. Their paying it didn’t create any obligation that you needed to repay.

As for what to do now … do you care about going to the birthday lunches and the annual potluck? Because if you don’t, this is easy: you’ve already handled it, and now you can ignore this person’s calls (block the number if you want!) and go about enjoying retirement. If you do want to attend those events, coordinate that with a different person in the office so you’re not dependent on the embittered guy for your invitations. (But also, don’t underestimate the value in making a clean break and letting those events stay in the past now that you don’t work there anymore.)

Either way, you’ve made it clear that you’re no longer available, and you can ignore the calls or say “sorry, I’m retired — I’m no longer a resource for this stuff” without any guilt at all. (If you really want to shut it down, you could ask that person’s manager to ensure the calls stop, which would be very reasonable to do at this point.)

5. Commuting reimbursement in a one-car family

My spouse and I have one car. I mainly use it, because I work out of the house and while my job is technically accessible by public transit, the commute would be four times as long and I have some chronic pain conditions which make that difficult.

My spouse mostly works from home, but infrequently has to travel. He does not usually use our car for work. His boss has mentioned him going to a site that is about 2.5 hours away by car.

If they ask him to drive there, would it be appropriate to either ask to rent a car or if they could cover my Uber to/from work? It would probably be in the $60 range roundtrip. I am not sure if this is an appropriate request, or how to word it.

It’s really unlikely that they’d cover your Uber to and from work, since you’re not their employee, but it would be normal for them to pay for his transportation since he is. He shouldn’t frame this as “I have a car but my spouse uses it” (since that’s too likely to raise “can’t you work out a way to use it on these days?”) but rather as “I don’t have a car” or “I don’t have a car available to me during the day.” They almost surely have other employees without cars, and it’s normal to expect them to cover non-car-owning employees’ transportation to other sites when necessary for the work. He just needs to explain he’ll need that.

23 Jan 19:57

someone made a mean “self-evaluation” for my boss, and she’s punishing us all

by Ask a Manager

This post was written by Alison Green and published on Ask a Manager.

A reader writes:

Last year, a new manager, Rhonda, took over my team.

In my company, it’s quite common for deadlines to be extended, and the manager decides which projects should take priority. Rhonda prioritized some projects that typically allow for many extensions and did not prioritize some that were more critical. Some team members and I asked her if she was sure about the changes. She replied that as a manager, she had information we didn’t have access to. We accepted it and proceeded with the projects in the order she indicated.

At the end of each year, we are required to perform a self-evaluation of our performance and submit it to the manager. The manager will read it and conduct their own evaluation. Both assessments are used as a basis for salary increases and other benefits.

Recently, Rhonda held a meeting to inform everyone that our team’s average performance had dropped significantly and began citing observations about the team. All the observations she marked as mistakes were things she herself had instructed us to do, such as prioritizing project X. She wrote something like, “Even though I told them to prioritize project Y, the team continued prioritizing X.” This caused a huge uproar because internal promotions and bonuses take these evaluations into account.

Someone printed a copy of the self-evaluation form and filled it out as if they were Rhoda, but in a clearly malicious way. Questions like “where do you see yourself in the company in a year” were answered with “fired because I’m incompetent and a liar,” and “describe your successes this year” was answered with “successfully worsened the performance of an entire team and jeopardized several projects.” Multiple copies of this filled-out form circulated throughout the company during the Christmas season.

When Rhonda returned today and discovered the “self-evaluation,” she freaked out. She started hunting down copies and tearing them up, but many people had already read them. So, she decided to punish the entire team. No one can have flexible hours anymore because she wants all of us working at the same time, focused on the same thing. She wants a daily report on the progress of each person on each project. And she said that if she finds out who created the forged “self-evaluation,” she will ensure that the person never finds another job.

Do you have any suggestions on how to mitigate the anger of this manager? I understand that she may be upset, but she is punishing the entire team based on the actions of one person.

Rhonda sucks, and while you might be able to mitigate her anger in this one situation or convince her not to punish everyone for one person’s actions, you’re still going to be working for a manager who sucks, and she’s highly likely to do more things that suck in the future.

It’s understandable that the fake self-evaluation that Rhonda found stung! No one wants to learn that the people they work with think of them that way. And who knows, maybe Rhonda thinks this was the act of the whole team and you all were having a group joke at her expense. Still, though, a manager with any amount of self-awareness, humility, or competence would it this as a flag that they needed to do some serious self-reflection and figure out how things got to this point and how to address it in a meaningful way (“why do people on my team think I’m incompetent and a liar and what do I need to do to change that?”), not just lash out and punish people.

So again, Rhonda sucks.

But you already know that.

You could certainly try attempting to reason with her. You could talk with her and say, “I’m really sorry that happened, that must have been awful to see. I had nothing to do with it and wouldn’t participate in something like that.  But having flexible hours was important to me and something that made this job work as well as it does for me, and I’m asking if you will reconsider punishing the whole team for one person’s actions.” Will it work? Maybe, who knows. Framing it in sympathetic language and distancing yourself from the fake evaluation might make her see you as less of an enemy. But she seems like a really bad manager, so it’s a crapshoot.

Are you willing to go over her head, to HR if they’re competent or to Rhonda’s boss (who probably isn’t terribly competent if Rhonda has been managing like this with no intervention) or someone else senior who’s known for acting rationally and whose ear you have — not just about the fake review aftermath, but the whole situation with Rhonda’s mismanagement? In some companies that would make things worse (because nothing would be done and it would get back to Rhonda that you tried), but in others it would get some much-needed attention on how Rhonda is operating.

If that doesn’t feel like a realistic option, or if you try and it doesn’t work … well, you’re working for a terrible manager. The best thing you can do is to actively work on getting out, because this won’t get better on its own.

23 Jan 19:47

A Tribute to a Fallen Culture Warrior

by Devorah Blachor

“Gov. Ron DeSantis of Florida suspended his campaign for president on Sunday and endorsed former President Donald J. Trump, marking a spectacular implosion for a candidate once seen as having the best chance to dethrone Mr. Trump as the Republican Party’s nominee in 2024.” — New York Times

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Please rise to commemorate a great culture warrior who fought his last battle this weekend against the terrifying threat of family-friendly restaurants like Hamburger Mary’s. Today, we honor this awe-inspiring man who dared to draw a line in the sand by harassing and targeting kids and terrorizing their parents.

No one will ever forget how he took on the scourge of librarians and teachers. Let us remember that these folks earn less money than our hero spent on the Iowa voters who rejected him and his collection of height-increasing boots.

It was hard not to be inspired by this genius who established multiple fronts in the Disney Wars, claiming glorious victory (though, on a purely technical level, our mighty meatball was actually humiliated and defeated). Or impressed by how he boldly banned Black history at universities and praised slavery while quoting Martin Luther King. Bow your heads for the guy who led the assault against Black voters and spearheaded the fight against voting rights. Oh, how valiant was the Florida Gladiator who hired and fired a guy who used Nazi symbols in his memes. What a leader.

It seems like only yesterday when the nation’s media was crowning our legendary lion as the greatest consensus leader since FDR. And how could they not be besotted, with his scorched-earth attempt to roll back gay rights to the ’50s, not to mention his dazzling and captivating smile?

All hail the dauntless ninja who led the assault on that most pernicious of enemies: books. Our David took on many of the horrible and frightening goliaths known to humankind: Steve Martin, dictionaries, and Dr. Seuss.

Behold—let us recount the story of one man’s exalted trickery and aggression against the most helpless and destitute human beings in our midst, even as he invoked God and claimed to be anointed by God himself. Recall how he flew those asylum seekers from Texas to Martha’s Vineyard for no reason other than to score points with the most hate-filled people of our acquaintance.

And, of course, we will always associate this fearless legionnaire with the folkloric war he waged on women. For what is heroism if not threatening the lives of innocent girls and women, persecuting doctors, and forcing unendurable pain on people who are already suffering the worst tragedies of their lives?

Now, tragically, he is gone. And we are left to wonder: Who can possibly replace this icon?

But fear not. Today, we are fortunate and blessed. For our idol’s mentor is still around, sword in hand, ready to take on the Culture War enemies still lurking in our midst. And lo and behold, don’t you know that he is leading in every poll from Iowa to South Dakota, despite his many indictments, convictions, confusions, and the other 1,056 cruelties, corruptions, and crimes. So even as we mourn this tremendous loss, we can all rest easy, knowing that one day Mickey Mouse might yet be vanquished.

So, let’s all pour one out for Ron DeSantis. As the great Winston Churchill once said, “He drinks a whisky drink. He drinks a vodka drink. He drinks a lager drink. He drinks a cider drink. I get knocked down, but I get up again. You are never gonna keep me down.”

23 Jan 19:45

Comic for 2024.01.22 - Dating Profile

New Cyanide and Happiness Comic
23 Jan 19:45

Comic for 2024.01.23 - Suffocate

New Cyanide and Happiness Comic
23 Jan 19:45

FAA Inspector Successfully Identifies Airplane

WASHINGTON—Following the grounding of Boeing 737 Max 9 jets after a midair blowout on an Alaska Airlines flight, an inspector for the Federal Aviation Administration reported Monday that he had successfully identified an airplane. “After careful evaluation, I can state with a reasonable degree of confidence that what…

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23 Jan 19:44

Fake Joe Biden Robocall Tells New Hampshire Voters He Took A Paternity Test And He’s Their Dad

EXETER, NH—Raising concerns about the role that political misinformation and deepfakes might play in the coming presidential contest, election security experts confirmed the existence of a fake Joe Biden robocall Monday in which the sitting president tells New Hampshire voters that he took a paternity test and he’s…

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23 Jan 19:44

‘Fox NFL Sunday’ Producers Worried Broadcast Doesn’t Feature Enough 50-To-90-Year-Old Men Standing Awkwardly

LOS ANGELES—As they weighed making major changes to the show, producers for Fox NFL Sunday confirmed Monday they were worried the broadcast did not feature enough 50-to-90-year-old men standing awkwardly. “I want to see men in navy suits, men in black suits, men smiling, and men scowling—and I want to see them…

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23 Jan 19:44

Alabama Middle Schooler Jailed After Taking Basketball Back Out From Under Her Shirt

23 Jan 19:43

The Perfect Home For Someone Who Is Still Married

The ideal home for someone whose husband didn’t disappear six weeks ago after a fight about paper towels. Master bedroom comes with closet full of clothes for a man of medium height who, really, doesn’t deserve to call himself a man. Interested buyers may bring white wine.

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23 Jan 19:43

Line Starts Back There, Confirm Frowning Café Sources

BLOOMINGTON, IN—With their audible scoffs ringing out through the establishment, frowning sources at Inkwell Bakery and Café confirmed that the line actually starts back there. “Just so you know, this isn’t where the line begins,” said a patron waiting in the queue, one of many who made stern eye contact and raised a…

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23 Jan 19:38

Nation Demands More Jobs Where You Steer Ship With Big Wooden Wheel

WASHINGTON—Insisting more people should get to wear an old oilskin hat and smoke a pipe at work, the American populace on Tuesday demanded more jobs in which a person gets to steer a ship with a big wooden wheel. “To rebuild our nation’s middle class, workers will need good, stable jobs in which they navigate the…

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23 Jan 19:38

How Are You

by Reza
23 Jan 19:37

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Flesh

by Zach Weinersmith


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23 Jan 19:37

Log Alignment

A video can have a log scale that's misaligned with both the time AND space axes.
23 Jan 19:36

What Came First, the Chicken or the Egg?

by Corey Mohler
PERSON: "Today we solve the greatest question in philosophy: what came first, the chicken or the egg? "

PERSON: "Obviously, this is just a language problem, what we call a chicken is a social agreement, and has no direct mapping to a particular biological organism."

PERSON: "There is no such thing as the “first chicken” or “first egg”, because what is or isn't a given species is an arbitrary boundary drawn by humans. "

PERSON: "Everything is a language problem to you, Wittgenstein. The egg came first. The existence of chickens shows there must be an unbroken chain of causation back to the Prime Egg, which is what we call God. The very question proves His existence."

PERSON: "Everything proves God exists to you, Aquinas!"

PERSON: "But that doesn't answer the question, Russell, which came FIRST?"

PERSON: "But you don't solve anything, you just describe things in math sounding terms."

PERSON: "It is true! Let M be the set of metaphysical problems solvable by set theory, you'll find that M and the Null Set are equal, wait no, that is, that is...hmm..."

PERSON: "not true!"
23 Jan 19:34

UK Government considers banning Pass the Parcel after another fatality.

UK Government considers banning Pass the Parcel after another fatality.

23 Jan 19:24

LA’s Cat Art Show Is Back Fur More

by Renée Reizman
Britt Ehringer, “Kobe Entering the Kingdom of Kittens” (2024), 48 x 48 inches, oil on linen (all photos Renée Reizman/Hyperallergic unless otherwise noted)
Britt Ehringer, “Kobe Entering the Kingdom of Kittens” (2024), 48 x 48 inches, oil on linen (all photos Renée Reizman/Hyperallergic unless otherwise noted)
Britt Ehringer, “Kobe Entering the Kingdom of Kittens” (2024), 48 x 48 inches, oil on linen (all photos Renée Reizman/Hyperallergic unless otherwise noted)

LOS ANGELES — It was a purr-fect day to head down to the Wallis Annenberg PetSpace for the 10th Annual Cat Art Show. Established by journalist and art collector Susan Michals, the exhibition brings together cat fanciers from around the world, including both emerging and established artists, to celebrate felines and raise money for cat charities.

Though I’m famously a Dog Person, mostly due to my cat allergies, the Cat Art Show immediately hooked its claws into me. Before I even saw it in person, Instagram lured me in with Britt Ehringer’s “Kobe Entering the Kingdom of Kittens,” an oil painting that features the late Los Angeles Lakers basketball star floating among the heavenly clouds, surrounded by a chorus of curious kittens.

Léo Forest, “Une Chat,” charcoal and crayon on paper, 7 x 9 inches (image courtesy Cat Art Show)

This year, Cat Art Show head curator Michals invited co-curator Elsa Munroe, an artist and producer, to commission nearly 50 artists to show their love for cats. The new works, created between 2023 and 2024, take the form of paintings, drawings, dolls, and acrylic mosaic sculptures. Ehringer, a Cat Art Show veteran, was joined by artists with cult followings such as illustrator and toy designer Yusuke Hanai, fantasy figurative artist Natalia Fabia, and guerilla artist RABI, whose “We Buy Souls!” signs have long counterbalanced insidious house flipping advertisements in my neighborhood. 

Tasked with making memeable cat artworks for charity, many of the pieces were delightfully campy. Had I been a thousandaire, I would have snatched up Colin Robert’s iridescent “Sphinx,” a towering glass mosaic of a hairless cat with a long torso, which was modeled off Egyptian Canoptic jars that held organs removed for mummification. On my way in, I ran into a coworker who lamented that both of Annie Montgomerie’s dolls had sold; she was ready to empty her bank around for the gray tabby “FURL” or the black cat “Miss Patch,” knitted dolls with wide-eyed cat heads, each holding a small animal friend in their fuzzy paws.

Installation view of the 10th Annual Cat Art Show with work by Colin Roberts
Installation view of the 10th Annual Cat Art Show with work by Colin Roberts
Installation view of the 10th Annual Cat Art Show with work by Colin Roberts
Tobias Keene, “Cat and Mouse,” oil on canvas, 13 x 17 inches (cat) and 6 1/2 x 8 1/2 inches (mouse)
Tobias Keene, “Cat and Mouse,” oil on canvas, 13 x 17 inches (cat) and 6 1/2 x 8 1/2 inches (mouse)
Tobias Keene, “Cat and Mouse,” oil on canvas, 13 x 17 inches (cat) and 6 1/2 x 8 1/2 inches (mouse)

Other standouts included Leo Forest’s “Une Chat,” a frenetic charcoal and crayon drawing of a cat in motion, hissing and scratching; and the diptych “Cat and Mouse” by Tobias Keene, which placed an impasto cat in dialogue with a small mouse, the orange tabby separated from its prey by the borders of their ornate, gold frames. I was also charmed by the delicacy and realism in Sydney Swisher’s “Pevely,” where a long-haired cat perches on a sunlit floral sofa, the upholstery pattern blooming past the boundaries of the furniture.

After taking in the cat art, I went upstairs to look at the kittens (and puppies) up for adoption at the PetSpace. Their luxurious, temperature-controlled kennels and massive cat towers reassured me that these strays were living their best lives. But the cats wouldn’t be staying at the shelter long. Just like the artworks, the animals were scooped up by eager patrons, each on their way to a forever home.

Installation view of 10th Annual Cat Art Show with works by Martin Wittfooth (top), Adam Cooley (bottom left), and Renee French (bottom right)
Installation view of the 10th Annual Cat Art Show with work by Colin Roberts
Installation view of the 10th Annual Cat Art Show with work by Colin Roberts
Installation view of the 10th Annual Cat Art Show with work by Colin Roberts
Vanessa Stockard, “Trust the Process,” oil on board, 12 x 12 inches (image courtesy Cat Art Show)
Vanessa Stockard, “Trust the Process,” oil on board, 12 x 12 inches (image courtesy Cat Art Show)
Vanessa Stockard, “Trust the Process,” oil on board, 12 x 12 inches (image courtesy Cat Art Show)
Sage Schachter, “Cat in Bag,” glazed earthenware ceramic, 12 x 12 inches
Sage Schachter, “Cat in Bag,” glazed earthenware ceramic, 12 x 12 inches
Sage Schachter, “Cat in Bag,” glazed earthenware ceramic, 12 x 12 inches
Annie Montgomerie, “FURL,” mixed media, vintage objects, 18 inches high
Annie Montgomerie, “FURL,” mixed media, vintage objects, 18 inches high
Annie Montgomerie, “FURL,” mixed media, vintage objects, 18 inches high
22 Jan 17:14

my company’s top exec is crowdfunding for their kid’s school project

by Ask a Manager

This post was written by Alison Green and published on Ask a Manager.

A reader writes:

While scrolling through notifications on LinkedIn, I found one from the CIO of the multinational firm I work for in an hourly, entry-level position.

When I opened the post, I was stunned to see that the CIO was asking their professional network to donate money to their kid’s crowdfunding campaign. The kid is in college and working on their thesis, which involves the creation of an expensive project. The kid needs the money to complete the project (and, presumably, the thesis). We’re talking a goal that is well over $10,000.

As I started tallying up the problems I have with this appeal, I became more and more upset, and I realized I needed a reality check from you on the appropriateness here.

Here’s my short list:

•  This was published on a public platform geared to the CIO’s professional network. Anyone who follows the company’s work though, including entry-level folks like me, can become a target of the appeal. I’m not even directly connected on LinkedIn with the CIO, who couldn’t pick me out of a line-up, and the appeal landed in my notifications (which is something this person should have known, given their work in cybersecurity). Essentially, a person who probably is making an annual salary in the high six to low seven figures (based on the publicly available salaries of other executives in the company) is asking me to help fund their kid’s college education.

•  The company I work for is part of a highly regulated industry, and the company actively cultivates a reputation for impeccable ethics. Concern for the avoidance of any appearance of financial impropriety is paramount. For example, I have to take regularly scheduled training modules created by this person’s team that inform me that the company has no tolerance for employees (especially executives) taking gifts, loans, kickbacks, donations, or any kind of financial reward not specifically approved by the company. A few weeks ago, my own manager mentioned to our team that they had to turn in a comparatively small gift certificate they received from a vendor during the holidays. The ethics people ultimately decided not to allow my manager to keep a “thank you for your business” holiday gift.

So, what happens if someone in this CIO’s network drops a donation into the kid’s crowdfunding campaign, seeing it as a favor to the parent — a parent who happens to be CIO of a multinational organization and directly responsible for the company’s cybersecurity? Is there an expectation of quid pro quo? Will the parent be expected to be grateful to their kid’s benefactor in some way? That’s the company’s whole rationale behind not accepting gifts from professional contacts for oneself or close relatives in the first place.

•  If all that weren’t enough, a few weeks ago, the CIO’s team released an article on smishing that was posted to the company’s internal web site. We were warned not to trust messages sent through social media platforms purporting to be from trusted figures in the company. If we responded to such messages, our cybersecurity (and, potentially, the company’s cybersecurity) could be compromised. And here’s the CIO engaging in activity that could arguably be considered a form of smishing.

•  The company has a reporting system for ethical concerns and encourages us to use the system even when an employee is not sure there’s a problem. And the HR team is great. At one point I went to them on a sensitive issue with someone else in the C-suite, and they took the matter very seriously and resolved it well. The company also has an anti-retaliation policy. But when I checked the “likes” and “loves” the CIO’s post was getting, I blinked to see it was being upvoted by corporate attorneys whose job it is to protect the company’s “six,” by the CIO’s team members, and even by peers in the world of cybersecurity. Given that none of these people apparently see a problem here, I’m not willing to take the chance of being viewed as the oddball paper pusher who reports on execs.

But am I really seeing problems where there are none? Does this at least strike anyone else as icky? What are the limits on soliciting your colleagues and professional contacts to fund your kids’ projects? For example, is peddling candy bars for band uniforms in the break room okay, but posting to LinkedIn to ask people to pay for your kid’s college project questionable?

You’re right, it’s not okay.

You’ve got a long list here and I don’t think you’re wrong on any of it, but this point on its own damns the whole thing and doesn’t require any further debate: The company has a strict policy against employees, especially executives, taking gifts and donations of any kind for themselves or close family members. This is an obvious violation of that.

Done, solved, concluded.

I imagine your CIO sees this as something more like “putting out your kid’s Girl Scout cookie order form in the break room.” But it’s not — no one is ordering cookies here, they’re making donations to an executive kid’s project (and you could argue, as you did, that they’re helping to fund the kid’s education). That’s a donation. That’s a gift. That’s an obvious violation of your company policy.

Plus, the optics of “fund my well-off kid’s very pricy school project” are just different than “help this Girl Scout Troop and get some cookies.”

Now, is that Girl Scout cookie order form in the break room okay? I’d say yes, mostly, as long as the form is just sitting there and there’s no pressure on anyone to buy cookies — no emails, no stopping by people’s desks to try to sell to them, etc. But even then, I’d suggest high-level execs avoid doing it, because the power dynamics mean there’s always going to be someone who worries that their coworker who bought 20 boxes is currying favor or that they’ll suffer for not buying any (regardless of whether there’s anything to that). The higher up you go professionally, the more aware you have to be of those dynamics and the stricter about not benefiting from them, even inadvertently.

That said, would I have a big objection if your CIO put their kid’s cookie order form in the break room? No. If they asked me about it, I’d point out the above and encourage them to let someone else’s kid get those orders … but that’s not a huge deal.

The LinkedIn “fund my well-off kid’s project in exchange for nothing but my very likely good will toward you (which maybe could lead to future favors since I’ll sure be disposed to think well of you and who knows what might come of that)” post? Very different category.

So. Does your company’s ethics reporting system allow for anonymous reports? If so, that might be the easiest way to address it. If not, another option is to talk discreetly with someone in HR and tell them why you’re hesitant to report it (i.e., that the attorneys who would be investigating it are “liking” the post) and see what they say. If they handled a sensitive issue with the C-suite well previously, it’s reasonable to give them some benefit of the doubt that they’d steer you well here. (And if you want to give yourself some padding in case there is any blowback — which there probably won’t be — you could frame it not as “I’m outraged” but as “isn’t this exactly the sort of thing the company wants to be careful not to do, and if so, is it something you want brought to your attention?”)

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by tech@thehiveworks.com

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At the end of the day, all puzzles can eventually be solved by sticking things to other things. They taught me this at engineer school.