Hpecker

yoenisthemenace:

He was almost President.

Dust bunnies = Freedom 

Today, Jessica looks at Sportsball!

I’m in Colorado. It’s pretty. Here’s a chart. It’s pretty too.

worb:

sabrina the teenage witch hired this balding man to play a high school student

isabelmagnolias:

*jon snow travels to outer space* 

aliens: ah, you must be ned stark’s bastard

tyleroakley:

I’m never swearing again.

seifukucat:

welcome to plastic surgery addicts anonymous. i’m seeing a lot of new faces in the crowd this week and i just have to say i’m really disappointed

Wallets tell a story. It’s like a tiny biography, which is why it’s so traumatizing to lose it. As evidence, here’s the current contents of my wallet:

• Various membership and credit cards.
• An Oregon driver’s license even though I don’t live there anymore.
• An NYC metro card.
• A student ID I’ve been using for discounts years past graduation.
• Twelve dollars.
• A fortune cookie fortune that says “Friends are more valuable than money.”
• A picture of a cat.

See what I mean? Most of that stuff is nigh irreplaceable. Where in the hell can anyone get twelve dollars.

wes

Throwback Thursday

heteroh:

deadcyberbitch:

I HATE HORMONES 

really? i liked her i felt she had an important part in harry potter

Team Sex Policies For The World Cup

kateoplis:

Wondernode

Make your cheap, naturally-invigorating drink a source of hostility! Try bringing this “middle finger mug” to work so you can flip yourself the bird while you’re trying to swallow enough caffeine to drag yourself through your soul-crushing daily routine. If you can’t stop the entire rest of the world from giving you the finger on a near-constant basis, I guess you can join them by flicking yourself off, to prove you’re one of them. Hey, look, I agree with you! I hate me too!

you-wish-you-had-this-url:

catp0rn:

this is it. this is the most important gif on tumblr.com

no okay but let me tell you a story

so at school I’m generally a pretty quiet person. I talk to a few people, I have a few friends, but I keep to myself a lot. So anyway, during lunch I’m on tumblr mobile, and this thing comes up. I put the gif onto full screen, and kind of half laugh at it. Then this guy who I have literally never talked to before walks by and then slowly back up and starts looking at my phone screen. I try to explain what I’m looking at, but really, how the hell do you explain this? Anyway, he waves over one of his friends so his friend comes over and looks at it. I’m still sitting in my chair, and we are all still completely silent. Soon more people begin to gather. 12 people, to be exact. 12 people, many of which I have never spoken to before, standing in a large, silent, ritual-esque circle around my iphone which is playing this gif on loop. After about five minutes, the first guy goes “how long is this?” and I was like “uh, its, um, its a gif, so it kind of goes on forever.” he nods and says “perfect”. These were the only words spoken throughout this whole event.

foodchewer:

the motto

:-)

herbertwest:

miss-mother-fucker:

There’s an outbreak of malaria. 

Everyone takes the necessary precautions to avoid mosquitoes. 

You’re outside, when a mosquito lands on your arm. 

You raise your hand to it, ready to kill it. 

Then it squeaks. Curious, you lower your ear to it. 

You can just barely make out “Not all mosquitoes”. 

m’laria

The total area of solar panels it would take to power the world, Europe, and Germany

-jasonmtitus