bowtie-cummerbund:

mollaythesassay:

littleawkwardpanda:

duprice:

Dont you just wish you could just do that?

If i could do that i guarantee you kittens aren’t the only thing i’d be pullin out of the computer

You mean you’d pull out puppies too??? :D

oh hun

Chris Christie is such a great dad he’d deny his own son a chance for happiness (if the son were gay).

It’s true. We named him Asshole of the Day for it. http://assholeoftheday.us/post/64325522710/asshole-of-the-day-october-17-2013-chris

korraa:

korraa:

korraa:

lets play how many more people are going to message me for the address 

PEOPLE KEEP MESSAGING ME WHERE IT IS AND I DONT KNOW HOW TO DEAL WITH IT SO IM JUST SAYING ‘the big house in west egg you cant miss it’

im having too much fun

When Genius Slept

All the Drug References In Hip-Hop, Visualized

samuel-vimes:

animals4251:

facts-i-just-made-up:

The smallest known cat is smaller than a human pinky toe.

Shyguy is a fully grown mackerel tabby bred in Cleveland by a breeder who specializes in small breeds. By mating two of the smallest conventional cats, the breeder (who wished to remain anonymous) was able to create a litter of incredibly small size.

The only cat of his litter to survive to adulthood, Shyguy is anatomically identical to a normal cat but is only 1/30th the size. His meow is quieter and higher pitched than a hummingbirds tweet, and the operation to neuter him took over 7 hours and had to be performed by special 3D printed tools controlled by computer. Shyguy is currently touring the nation with Barnum & Bailey’s flea circus, where he has eaten about 30 of the performers.

that’s a stone foot. that’s like twenty times the size of a normal foot.

what exactly are you accusing tumblr user facts-i-just-made-up of

huffingtonpost:

See all of the functionality of this amazing home unit here.

(Developed by MIT Media Lab)

via Jeremy and Jillian

littlelimpstiff14u2:

Artist Henrique Oliveira Constructs a Cavernous Network of Repurposed Wood Tunnels at MAC USP

Brazilian artist Henrique Oliveira (previously) recently completed work on his largest installation to date titled Transarquitetônica at Museu de Arte Contemporânea da Universidade in São Paulo. As with much of his earlier sculptural and installation work the enormous piece is built from tapumes, a kind of temporary siding made from inexpensive wood that is commonly used to obscure construction sites. Oliveira uses the repurposed wood pieces as a skin nailed to an organic framework that looks intentionally like a large root system. Because the space provided by the museum was so immense, the artist expanded the installation into a fully immersive environment where viewers are welcome to enter the artwork and explore the cavernous interior. Transarquitetônica will be on view through the end of November this year, and you can watch the video above by Crane TV to hear Oliveira discuss its creation.

Via Colossal

It’s sure is nice living in the First World, where lamenting the battery life on your phone is the same as saying you don’t care about genocide! If something is shitty in the context of your life, that’s fine. It’s a fundamental human right to be miserable!

AND TO COMBAT THAT MISERY (What a segue!) a good friend of ours just released an app called “Happy Hours.” It’s pretty simple, it looks at your location and gives you a list of ongoing happy hour specials sorted by distance. Usually the app is a couple bucks but it’s free to download for the next day or two so CHECK IT OUT.

surprisebitch:

when you sit attentively in class but you dont understand a thing the teacher is saying

krocatoo:

Having to google internet slang your friend is using because you have no idea what the fuck it means.

major-marjoram:

adultgaywad:

This is incredibly satisfying

BASEBALL WEAK, TENNIS STRONG

Throwback Thursday

You’re Getting Old

thetidesinitsgrave:

wawaqueen:

Maybe I should do the Boo Radley Challenge where I stay in my house for 25 years and never leave

This is the greatest literary reference I’ve ever read.

hipster-trichster:

marina-peixes:

svvords:

Why are shorts called shorts but pants arent called longs

she wears short shorts I wear long longs

she’s cheer cheerer and i’m on the sit sits

pinkisthenewscarlet:

i-spooky-like-fedex:

skellagirl:

parallelsea:

October

OCTOber

it’s the 8th month

I cracked the code

October is the 10th month though

It was originally the 8th month but then Julius fucking Caesar decided to add in July and August after himself and his nephew Augustus

we should totally just stab caesar

No, legal pot hasn’t turned Colorado into a crime-ridden wasteland

via whatjewsay

Same as all sports, put a ball where someone doesn’t want it to go.