Hpecker

beccamakalapua:

punkasslouis:

punkasslouis:

I’m hiding naked in my closet because there are mattress delivery men in my bedroom and no one thought to tell me so I was just doing my naked thing after my shower and then I was very unceremoniously shoved into my closet and I don’t know how long I have to be here I don’t have snacks or anything

update: I found a chocolate bar on my shelf but also my phone battery is at 20% I feel like bear grylls

don’t you have clothes in your closet

lunarobverse:

A brilliant metaphor

curiosamathematica:

The Google trend for the search query “quadratic formula”.

It repeats in the same pattern every year. Down in summer, up in September, down again in December and up again in spring time before going down again in the summer. And so it goes on forever.

Yes.

frejskamavor:

on a scale of fake pockets to nachos how good is your idea

breterbie:

grawly:

here man i got the perfect book for u

with super-sturdy pages for your idiot hands

stability:

actual footage of dogs when there are no people around

Pianophase.com is a performance and visualization of the first section from Steve Reich’s 1967 piece Piano Phase. Two pianists repeat the same twelve note sequence, but one gradually speeds up. The musical patterns are visualized by drawing two lines, one following each pianist. The sound is performed live in the browser with the Web Audio API, and drawn with HTML5 Canvas.

created by Alexander Chen

flyartproductions:

Marat State of Mind

The Death of Marat, Jacques-Louis David (1793) / N.Y. State of Mind, NaS

So last week I tried using a language analogy for a client’s project. The project manager said the project was straight HTML/CSS when in fact it was C++.

To help him understand the problem I used this analogy: “Let’s say you’re asking me to write something in a specific language, I am fluent in English and Spanish. Meanwhile, your project is in Chinese. Since I don’t know Chinese and it is not remotely similar to any of the languages I know, I am not your best option for this project. You need someone who is fluent in this specific language for the project to be successful and stay on budget.”

He said he understood and thanked me for my time.

This morning I received an IM from another developer asking: “Why is ‘so and so’ asking us if we are fluent in Chinese?”

:-(

Deez nutz refers to testicles.

daughterofzami:

"Stop Telling Women To Smile" in Atlanta

Artist: Tatyana Fahzlalizadeh

Follow: stoptellingwomentosmile

Model: Dean Steed daughterofzami

bestnatesmithever:

hahaha son this bread is huge

gayleaf:

you’re not allowed to wear a cotton t-shirt unless you’re a true fan! do you go to the fields and look at it? do you appreciate the agricultural implications of a gigantic cotton industry? do you understand the harvesting process? name 5 cotton harvesting machines. didn’t think so

cheesoisuncool:

new traffic light color ideas

• purple: turn around and go back
• mega green: like green except greener. it means that you have to double go.
• cyan: apply your turbo boosters and do a cool drift or get arrested by the car law
• black: sucks you into a cyber vortex where you have to do a bonus stage road and collect rings

epic-humor:

poyzn:

Quick and simple lifehacks.

I’m quite afraid that there might be people who will belive in these tips

Uh, we all knew, but I feel this.

Did you miss the big kickstarter? Do you still want a book or print? For a little while, we're making them available.

Sometimes it means “sexist fuckface”, I guess.

Play Connect the Dots on some Philosophical Ideas

Whee!

mydogsnokes:

i miss when i was like 12 and it would be the night before a big field trip or something and i couldnt go to sleep because i was so excited. i miss being so into a book that i would stay up past my bed time reading it. everything seems so bland or something idk. i’m only 19 and everything is so tiring. i miss wanting to be awake

me: haha hey guys do u dare me to eat this whole thing of ice cream
them: no
me: *shaking my head and chuckling* i cant believe you guys are making me do this
them: we're not
me: *eating right out of the thing* this is so wild you guys you're so fucked up for making me do this