Hpecker

That’s like a 250 year old con too.

WEEKIND #drunkjcrew @drunkjcrewuguys

flyartproductions:

Dark Fantasy with necklace of thorns

Self-portrait with necklace of thorns (1940), Frida Kahlo / Dark Fantasy, Kanye West

#serialpodcast #drunkjcrew @drunkjcrewuguys

steadymobbing:

steadymobbing:

i asked my mom how she met my dad and she said at a college basketball game this guy got distracted and got hit by the ball and got a huge bloody nose and he came up to her after the game and said “i was distracted by you” with like blood all over his face and jersey

so i asked my dad and he said “my friend told me he’d give me 10 bucks if i asked a girl out with my broken nose and she said yes”

katara:

this is my favorite tweet of 2014

what

flyartproductions:

IS A BIG BOOTY HOE

Goldfish (1902), Gustav Klimt / Birthday Song, 2 Chainz feat. Kanye West

Eleven Interactive Fractals in 2D & 3D

theflama:

The Eric Garner decision proves that grand juries are useless.

snake-dad:

it makes me mad when people say “no biggie” because we don’t need another reminder that he’s gone

one-hamburger:

dicksp8jr:

fionaaelizabeth:

If corals get stressed they die, so if I was coral I would be dead 

what do coral even get stressed about

Current events

reverseracism:

sixcatsandtwodogs:

gifcraft:

Stop the bullets. Kill the gun.

I held my breath at the last one.

A breathtaking Ad.

I would say it gets the message across.

I was walking a long-standing client through some problems with her email setup. I’ve known this person for a long time and we’ve had a good working relationship. I told her that the whole setup would take no more than ten minutes.

Me: Okay Jan.  Click “Account Settings”, select “Outgoing Server (SMTP).”  Highlight the server and click “Edit.”

Client: A small box just popped up.

Me: Great. Now, in the server field, I want you to type in: “mail.jand.com” and click OK

Client: Okay. 

Me: Can you send mail?

Client: No, it still says it won’t let me send.

And we go back to the SMTP settings.

Me:  What do you have written in the server field?

Client:  jand@jand.com

Me: Right, type mail.jand.com in there and click OK

Client: mail.jand@jand.com

Me: No.

Client: mail@jand.com

Me: No. mail dot jand dot com

Client: mailjand@jand.mail.jand.com

Me: You’re messing with me, right?

Client: No, I don’t think so.

After a few minutes of this (It was quickly dropping to Abbott and Costello levels)

Client:  Okay, mail.jand.com? Are you sure?  That doesn’t look like an email address.

Me: Just try it.

Client:  Oh, I can send mail!  Thank you!

Total time:  10 minutes 10 seconds.

Yeah, weird, it’s almost like they’re holding out one ridiculous belief to try to hide the fact that their religion uses it to control women! I wonder what their friend Jesus would think about their utter dishonesty!!!

slufflepuff:

people who aren’t at least mildly obsessed with something are hard to buy gifts for

We thought we'd reached Peak Kardashian Butt Parody with the Kim K. posterior made of Rice Krispies . We thought wrong. As pointed out by SFGate/San Antonio Express News, our descent into madness, our journey deep into the center of the Ass Wars, had only just begun. From Piñateria Ramirez in Reynosa, Mexico, that right there is a piñata of Kim's butt. It's really a very nice piñata.

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captain-boomerang:

badassbonerfarts:

several months ago we had a cat with mysterious skin allergies that we couldn’t find the cause of. he was adopted as a “special needs” cat with the adopters understanding the circumstances

we just got an update and they had decided to get him a full allergy panel to find out what he’s allergic to

it’s people.

the cat is allergic to human dander.

officialunitedstates:

Tuesday Challenge:  send “how come we don’t talk as much as we used to” to a facebook stranger that has exactly two mutual friends with you

via dovetailtanner

wickedestwitchofthewest:

acciobenedictcumberbatch:

Feminist snark, 1915 style

It’s true, all problems really can be solved through sass

lightspeedsound:

tastybaconface:

cubebreaker:

Designer Tsung Chih-Hsien’s Mini Power disposable phone batteries recently won the 2014 Red Dot design award in the Mobile Life category.

talk about life changing. 

at first I was like “Wtf why is this so cool” and then I read about how they’re supposed to be buyable from a convenience store so you can select how much time you need to get to your charger and I was like “damn this will save lives”

flyartproductions:

The Bolt N’ Grind

The Bolt (c. 1778), Jean-Honore Fragonard / Bump N’ Grind, R. Kelly