Actually, the road to hell is not paved with good intentions. its unpaved. thats because the devil is a libertarian and believes that paving roads is not the publics responsibility and so far no third parties have had any interest in paving the roads anyway because the minimal unpaved approach helps enhance hells spooky ambiance.
"Florida Man, Scully. It’s all right here," Mulder slaps a stack of newspapers with his knuckles. He leans over her where she sits and looks at her seriously.
"Mulder, you can’t be serious. This is clearly just a series of similar incidents. The only thing they have in common is they’re all based in Florida."
Mulder shakes his head, snorting. “You mean to tell me that there are multiple men in Florida performing the same bizarre crimes? That the man who tried to rob the brother’s CVS with a water nozzle is a different person from the one who killed their husband with a squirrel?”
She looks at him incredulously. “Yes, that’s exactly what I’m saying.”
"Why don’t you believe, Scully? Why can’t you believe for once that maybe — just maybe — the unexplained and fantastical has a place in our criminal investigations."
"I think you want to believe so badly that no state can be as terrifying as Florida that you’ve constructed this omnipresent figure to assuage your anxieties."
He shakes his head once more, arms akimbo. “I’m telling you, Scully. There’s something strange about this case and we’re going to figure it out.”
e3 will never be perfect until we get a hd fully orchestrated remaster of pong
with a fully voiced but only 2 hour campaign, a half-done leveling system, and several day-one DLC packs
Starring our hero, P. Ong, the tennis player out for revenge against those who cheated him from the championship
Of course another straight white protagonist.
oh my god
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The abandoned swimming pool filled with chairs at Rochester University. Source.
what kind of fucked up scrooge mcduck does this represent
when i saw this i assumed theyd pranked the guy by changing his actual physical reflection into mr.bean and it didnt occur to me for like another good minute afterward to question how that might have happened
You win this round cheese
actually that is a rectangle cheese
[oxford comma laughing in the distance]
[vocative comma wondering what oxford comma thinks it’s doing here]
I already reblogged this for the pun but I’m reblogging again for the sick punctuation banter
it’s wild times on tumblr tonight
Date a guy who opens your jars and wine bottles for you
"please. please stop opening all my jars and wine bottles. I’m not ready for them yet. you’re just letting it all go bad. my whole house smells like wine and pickles and I can’t live like this"
Cat Charades! Play at home with your friends, your cat, your friend’s cat, and your very own copy of Seo Kim’s Cat Person available now!
One of my never-before-seen comics in my new book!
Two-Handed Sword
HEY TEAM. Let’s not put “inspirational” coco chanel quotes on things. she was literally a nazi. like i don’t give a fuck what she said about being a woman or an individual or whatever. i promise you there are quotes from other people that can get the same point across. People who didn’t directly get incredibly rich off nazi seizure of jewish owned businesses and property. People who weren’t literally NAZI SPIES AND PAID AGENTS OF THE SS like coco chanel was. Remember when you put “A girl should be two things: who and what she wants. - Coco Chanel” on some post that what and who Coco Chanel wanted to be was Abwehr Agent 7124, code name “Westminster”
Caleb Turon (left) and Matthew Hewlett hacked a Bank of Montreal ATM and then alerted bank staff to the vulnerability of the ATM. The 14 year olds were late returning to school from lunch, but had a note from the bank indicating they were helping with security. (Chris Procaylo/Winnipeg Sun/QMI Agency).
Code-cracking teens hack into Grant Avenue ATM.
A couple of 14-year-old computer whizzes have the Bank of Montreal upgrading their security measures after they hacked an ATM machine.
Matthew Hewlett and Caleb Turon, both Grade 9 students, found an old ATM operators manual online that showed how to get into the machine’s operator mode. On Wednesday over their lunch hour, they went to the BMO’s ATM at the Safeway on Grant Avenue to see if they could get into the system.
“We thought it would be fun to try it, but we were not expecting it to work,” Hewlett said. “When it did, it asked for a password.”
That’s pretty cool, the kids got a note from the bank, not a jail sentence.
This Dad makes the best pancakes… kevin_blankenship on Instagram.
Takashi Urashima’s drawing of Tamara Raye on her Yamaha XS650 cafe racer.
[ more of Tamara | source IG @ein883 ]
ColorFabb has made a habit of introducing new and unusual plastic filaments for personal 3D printers, and now they’ve made a breakthrough with a metal filament: bronzeFill.
Similar to their previous innovation, woodFill, bronzeFill is actually a plastic medium (PLA/PHA) infused with actual bronze metal powder. Aside from the metallic aspect, bronzeFill acts in a manner much like PLA: similar temperatures, but a slightly higher flow rate is required. But do you get a real metal finish? ColorFabb says:
Sanding and polishing your parts will make the bronze particles shine. Start sanding with grit 120-180 and make sure all the printed lines vanish. You’ll notice that because bronzeFill is easy to sand down, careful you won’t loose too much detail. Then start working your way up by following with grit 240-320 and finishing off with grit 600 - or higher. Finally we used a clean soft cloth and some copper polish to really get all of the shine out of the bronze particles.
Today you can pre-order a 750g (USD$70) or 1500g (USD$110) spool from ColorFabb. At this point bronzeFill is really a test. If successful, it’s likely ColorFabb will investigate other metallic-infused materials, such as iron. It’s probably unlikely they’ll work on precious metals, as the cost of the filament would be prohibitive.
Via ColorFabb
Lemmy
heh yeah that dude with a deeply unsettling amount of third reich memorabilia decorating his home is so cool and edgy
The once and future Luke Skywalker, Mark Hamill, is also a crazy talented voice actor best known as the Joker in many Batman cartoons. At a recent Star Wars Weekend, some brave, wonderful person asked Mr. Hamill to narrate a meeting between the Jedi Knight and the Clown Prince of Crime.
Mulder and Scully
Listening to Kumail Nanjiani’s The X-Files Files made me want to pixel some X-Files.
it’s a real shame there was never an x-files point-and-click adventure game in the SCUMM engine
Bunker.jordanI totally had that screen magnifier
