Fantastic Four Crash Effects Production Cels, 1967

Marguerite Sauvage.

Our submitter in Boston says she found this note on the kitchen counter “after my evil roommate abused some Adderall and stayed up cleaning, organizing, and generally banging around till an obscene hour.”

Adds our submitter: “I can’t wait until the day when I live alone.”

related: The patron(izing) saint of roommates

From Bill Sienkiewicz’ illustrations for the Dune comic.

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Jean & Scott, Episode 5.

See previous episodes:

Episode 1

Episode 2

Episode 3

Episode 4

kingpin By David Aja

Alex Maleev - (Spider-Woman #1-7, 2009)

Uncanny X-Men #145 by Chris Claremont, Dave Cockrum, and Joe Rubinstein

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BIG REVEALS coming in Pretty Deadly 3.  Make sure your retailer knows you want a copy, please! 

December 18th. 

Marvel’s Illuminati (New Avengers: Illuminati vol.2 #2, 2007)

• Jim Cheung (Pencils)
• Mark Morales (Inks)
• Justin Ponsor (Colors)

It’s rare to come across a piece of art that really moves me. This odyssey of distortion does just that.

Unnerving, strangely touching and certainly one of the most spellbinding and hallucinatory 5 minutes of music video your ever likely to see. This is but a taster of Luke Wyatt’s ‘Sad Stonewash’ (a Video Mulch) a 40-minute sojourn into the abyss of VHS.

“Video Mulch” is Wyatt’s trademark form of extreme analogue Video Processing, created using a combo of outdated analogue and digital tools.

Wyatt describes the process as thus:

“I select a video to appropriate based on its mood resonance or compositional zing. My VCR gets beat up with a size 13 docksider until it makes errors and the VHS tape spits upon itself. While digitizing the video I induce the computer to make mistakes by not telling it the truth about the data it is ingesting. I isolate the mistakes I like best, outline them, and send them back to my VCR, resuming the docksider attack, repeating this process until things attain an anti-sheen, losing any crisp edge as if they had always belonged together. I then arrange the images in an order that must appear equally inevitable.”

Not only did Wyatt forge this astonishing visual experience he also scored the haunting, melancholic soundtrack. Refreshingly far-out and very raw I highly recommend checking out his Torn Hawk project, a link to a recent live set.

Though they should, of course, be seen in motion here’s a few frames to demonstrate just how rich this garbled alien tapestry is.

For more on Luke Wyatt visit either his website: lukewyatt.net or his youtube channel youtube.com/user/lukeriot.

To purchase a copy of the recently released Sad Stonewash DVD visit earcave.mybisi.com/product/valcrond002

We would like to present the OFFICIAL Cute Overload Top Ten Cutest Videos of 2013. Kudos to everyone who sent these in! (Oh, you have a YouTube video link you’d like to send in? Here’s all ya need to do!)

#10 Cutest Video of 2013:
Interspecies Snorgling

Class, today we’re going to discuss Interspecies Snorgling. It’s a very simple premise. One species takes it upon his or herself to snorgle another species. The video we’re about to see, sent in by Pilar V. is a textbook example. Take notes, there’ll be a quiz later.

PS from Pilar: “This is my sloth. Do you remember her? Prince, the sloth and Witch the cat? Prince loves cats. And we have a lot of cats.”

#9 Cutest Video of 2013:
This Can’t Be That Hard

Or can it?

Spotted on Stuff I Stole.

#8 Cutest Video of 2013:
THIS JUST IN: Small Miracle In Moore, OK

Just watch.

Thanks to all the Cuteporters who sent this in.

#7 Cutest Video of 2013:
THIS JUST IN: The Nine Cutest Things That Ever Happened

OK, who in the world is Gordon Hamilton and how does he and his Australian Voices choir know so much ABOUT THE CUTE!? Check them sing about the top 9 Cutest things—they picked some damn good ones. Thanks to alert cuteporter (and member of Australian Voices his own self) Scott Griffin. Hey Scott, which one are you in the video?! Don’t be shy now.

UPDATE FROM SCOTT DOWN UNDAH: “Yes, I’m in the background on the right at 0:12 :-)”

#6 Cutest Video of 2013:
Gonna Be Your Pig In Motion, All I Need Is A Pair Of Wheels

This Prosh Little Porkmobile was born without the use of his hind hoofsters. So eet was time to…improvise! Let’s roll, Chris P. Bacon!

CHRIS P. BACON 100% AUTHENTIC FAVE FRAME© ACTION!

Story Submitted by many a Cuteporter, with videos provided by Len Lucero. Photo from the Chris FB page. Title stolen adapted from my ol’ pal David Foster.

#5 Cutest Video of 2013:
Snorting Micro Peeg Gets Belleh Rubs, Interwebs Explode

I mean, have the speakers turned up. There’s just…it’s..I…yeah. It’s like that.

Lilian D. sent this one in.

#4 Cutest Video of 2013:
High Diving Giraffes

That would be what’s usually known as a “Non sequitur.”

Non sequitur (pron.: /nɒnˈsɛkwɪtər/) is Latin for “it does not follow.” It is most often used as a noun to describe illogical statements.

And that’s just what this video is. “High Diving” + “Giraffes” aren’t generally used together in sentences. But here we go!

“This is not mine but I came across it today and I thought of you. High-diving giraffes! (I mean, really, where else but up high would giraffes dive from, anyway?) Make sure you watch all the way to the end of the credits.” -Cuteporter Allein S.

#3 Cutest Video of 2013:
THIS JUST IN: Scottie Pinwheel

[Scottish accent]

“Here’s to the heath, the hill and the heather, the bonnet, the plaid, the kilt and the feather!”

[GULPS MILK VORACIOUSLY]

Sent in by bonny lass Molly B.

#2 Cutest Video of 2013:
Dear Diary…This Is Too Much- Must Pee On The Bed

When life seems hopelessly…er, hopeless, that’s about all there is left to do.

The Sad Cat sequel, from zefrank1.

#1 Cutest Video of 2013:
Dear Diary…My Food Dish Is Now Only Half Full….

What happens when all hope is lost? You put a video on YouTube and plan the hoomin’s downfall hope for the best.

“You are going to love this! This man has a direct line to the feline mind. Thank you for making my day BETTER on a steady basis.” -Cuteporter Shari E.

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Still upset about that massive Fallout 4 hoax? Here's some good news for you: The next entry in Bethesda's post-apocalyptic RPG series is real, it's in development right now, and, as rumored, it appears to be set in Boston, according to casting documents obtained by Kotaku.

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FRAMED is a game where you aren't just playing, you're directing the story itself. It's broken up into, well, frames, as though you're reading a comic or sitting in an editing suite.

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Looks like Skuzzles has a stunning new Kilian Eng poster coming tomorrow. This new one for Stargate is a 24″ x 36″ screenprint, has an edition of 165, and will cost $50. The metallic variant has an edition of 75 and will cost $65. These go up tomorrow (Wednesday, December 11th) at 12pm Eastern Time. Visit Skuzzles.com.

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look at this tiny guy carrying a big ball i love him

The perfume that Brit Brit keeps singing about must be made of 98% chloroform, because this video is visual Ambien. That topless piece Brit Brit’s singing on was obviously drugged into a temporary coma and she looks like she’s on the verge of going mimi times, because she just ate a lunch of orange chicken from Panda Express and a Crunchtada from Del Taco. The video’s pretty basic. Our Lady of Cheetos and some hot model type hang around in some empty motel in Barstow and roam the streets looking for a fix or some shit. Then the video switches to shots of Brit Brit singing in a truck all alone while her piece hangs around in that same empty motel with some home wrecking, brown-haired slut.

I stuck two crunchy Cheetos under my eyelids and watched the entire thing. After watching it, I wasn’t sure who the side piece was: that hussy tramp Cindy or Brit Brit? And then I realized that I should probably re-enter preschool, because I’m not clear on the plot points of a fucking Britney Spears video. That’s like needing the Cliff Notes for a Dick and Jane book. When a Brit Brit video is too complex for you to understand, it’s time to excuse yourself to go and eat glue at the round table.

And the director of this video, Joseph Khan, said on Twitter that the video was supposed to be more complex, but Team Brit Brit forced him to tame it:

The DC is a minute longer and there's a very shocking ending. But not what you think. I call it BREAKING BADNEY.

— Joseph Kahn (@JosephKahn) December 10, 2013

Breaking Badney? I’m taking that to mean that Brit Brit and that whore Cindy are rival drugs lords and the dude is a dealer who switches sides. So Brit Brit kills both of them in a motel room, uses one of her stank perfumes to hide the scent of their murder, throws their bodies in the trunk of a car, puts on her pink wig and drives off into the desert with London in the passenger seat. The end.