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31 Jul 20:05

untrustyou: Corey Arnold

31 Jul 20:04

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31 Jul 19:48

OTAKU GANGSTA

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31 Jul 19:48

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31 Jul 18:03

CIA admits to spying on US Senate computer network

by Ben Gilbert
Cooper Griggs

In the "more news that isn't really news" news.

Back in March 2014, two United States senators accused the Central Intelligence Agency of infiltrating Senate computers. Worse, they accused the CIA of hacking Senate computer networks and accessing files while the Senate's Intelligence Committee was...
31 Jul 18:01

Zach Braff vs. The Rock [@zachbraff]



Zach Braff vs. The Rock [@zachbraff]

31 Jul 18:00

Doberman Doesn’t Understand How Slides Work [via to.]

Cooper Griggs

via David Pelaez



Doberman Doesn’t Understand How Slides Work

[via to.]

31 Jul 17:59

Voter approval rates as butt plugs

by Nathan Yau
Cooper Griggs

via David Pelaez

From a couple of years ago, but still relevant, I think. Matthew Epler took candidate approval ratings (again, this is from a little while ago), tossed them in a 3-D program, made the molds to match, and poured in some silicon. Boom. Butt plugs that represent data. It's called Grand Old Party.

Epler describes his project best:

Grand Old Party demonstrates that as a people united, our opinion has real volume. When we approve of a candidate, they swell with power. When we deem them unworthy, they are diminished and left hanging in the wind. We guard the gate! It opens and closes at our will. How wide is up to us.

So true.

31 Jul 17:55

button, button

by kris

20140730-buttonbutton

this was an ’80s twilight zone episode based on a richard matheson short story

tune in tomorrow for more topical references

31 Jul 17:49

Peaches Sold as Sexy Butts in China

Peaches have long been compared to backsides. Because, well, peaches look like tushes! And now, thanks to some fruit venders in China, they really look like butts. Sexy butts.

These peaches are apparently being sold to capitalize on the the upcoming romantic Qixi Festival. They're a novelty present! And should be taken as such. But, they aren't cheap: A box of nine panty fruit is 498 yuan or US$80.

The peaches are getting mainstream coverage in China. Online, some people have been delighted by the peaches, while as Sina explains, some think they are rather vulgar! They look kind of cheeky to me.

[Photo: 农业博士]

China News reports that these unusual peaches are called "Ripe Fruit" (蜜桃成熟時), a name evoking obvious sexual connotations. The panty peaches were first developed by a fruit vender in Nanjing, with each pair of underwear slipped on each sexy butt by hand. As SDChina reports, the peaches are from Yangshan, in Wuxi, an area that's also famous for its lingerie and garment industry.

[Photo: FenyiZX]

And how do these peaches taste? Well, The Wall Street Journal once called Wuxi peaches "the juiciest, most delicious peaches on earth," so they're probably pretty good!

[Photo: Mancy]

Other fruit venders in Shanghai and elsewhere have also apparently started selling sexy peaches. SDChina adds that this Nanjing fruit vender claims to have applied for a panty peach patent a month ago and is filing for infringement with the intellectual property bureau. Peach panty patents, who knew?

[Photo: Sjzhchb]

水果店老板推"内裤蜜桃"热传 无节操营销引争议(图) [China News]

小伙发明"穿内裤的水蜜桃" 网友大呼无节操(图) [SDChina]

Top photo: Eastday

To contact the author of this post, write to bashcraftATkotaku.com or find him on Twitter @Brian_Ashcraft.

Kotaku East is your slice of Asian internet culture, bringing you the latest talking points from Japan, Korea, China and beyond. Tune in every morning from 4am to 8am.

31 Jul 17:48

Stumble Upon, A Combination Rug and Coffee Table That Looks Like a Rug With a Folded Over Corner

by EDW Lynch

Stumble Upon Coffee Table and Rug by Alessandro Isola

Stumble Upon is a clever combination rug and coffee table concept by Italian designer Alessandro Isola. The folded over corner of the rug serves as a coffee table.

Stumble Upon Coffee Table and Rug by Alessandro Isola

Stumble Upon Coffee Table and Rug by Alessandro Isola

Stumble Upon Coffee Table and Rug by Alessandro Isola

images via Alessandro Isola

via designboom

31 Jul 17:47

Political Correctness Takes A Holiday

Grocery Store | NY, USA

(I am the third customer in line. There’s a woman at the register, then a man dressed in a way that clearly indicates he is a Christian minister. It’s two days before Thanksgiving.)

Cashier: “Thank you and I hope you have a great holiday.”

Customer: “A great holiday? What the f***! It’s Merry CHRISTMAS. I am so tired of this PC bull-s***, you stupid little—”

Minister: “Maybe she was talking about Thanksgiving.”

(The customer turns around snarling.)

Customer: “Shut the fu… uu…”

(She trails off when she notices his outfit. She blushes furiously, gathers her bags, and rushes out. The minister steps up.)

Minister: “Which candy bar is better, the plain chocolate or the almond?”

Cashier: “The almond is good!”

(The minister adds that to his purchases. After he pays, he hands the cashier the candy bar.)

Minister: “I hope you have a fantastic holiday.”

31 Jul 17:45

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31 Jul 17:44

angrychocolatefiend: betweenelsewherenevermore: burdenofeclecti...





















angrychocolatefiend:

betweenelsewherenevermore:

burdenofeclecticism:

this is the single best post on tumblr

I want all the animals

is the Siamese riding the husky sidesaddle?

31 Jul 17:43

NomadPlus turns your iPhone's wall plug into an external battery

by Jon Fingas
If you're tired of lugging around both an external battery pack and a power adapter to keep your iPhone running, today's your lucky day. Nomad (the company behind the ChargeCard) has started taking pre-orders for the NomadPlus, a 1,500mAh external...
31 Jul 17:41

FCC head chastises Verizon for throttling unlimited data plans

by Jon Fingas
Cooper Griggs

Go get 'em!

Not happy that Verizon is going to throttle unlimited LTE data plans? You're not alone. FCC Chairman Tom Wheeler has just sent a letter to Verizon Wireless CEO Dan Mead criticizing the carrier for the new policy. He's "deeply troubled" by the move,...
31 Jul 17:30

Nanobots get tiny propellers for targeted drug delivery

by Mariella Moon
Cooper Griggs

Sperm bots (almost)

Nanobots need the proper propulsion system if they're going to be used to deliver drugs to targeted areas. Take for example this teeny-tiny corkscrew-shaped propeller made out of silica and nickel that's developed by a group of German and Israeli...
31 Jul 17:29

NFL players to wear shoulder pad RFIDs for on-field stats tracking

by Billy Steele
Cooper Griggs

I'm surprised this wasn't already happening.

The NBA isn't the only professional sports league in the States getting serious about accurate stats accounting. With some help from Zebra Technologies' location system, 17 NFL stadiums will use receivers and RFID (radio-frequency identification)...
31 Jul 17:28

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by bergh
31 Jul 17:28

scotch & jazz @ dusk

by joenagle
31 Jul 17:28

scotch & jazz @ dusk

by joenagle
31 Jul 17:27

DUI Stop

by snopes@snopes.com
Cooper Griggs

worth watching the RENO 911 clip. lol

Police car video records a DUI stop being subjected to some wacky sobriety tests.
31 Jul 17:22

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31 Jul 17:22

"oh man, you did not… you put the toilet paper on backwards? you realize i can divorce you for that?"

“oh man, you did not… you put the toilet paper on backwards? you realize i can divorce you for that?”

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me, this morning (via notentirely)

30 Jul 19:50

"oh man, you did not… you put the toilet paper on backwards? you realize i can divorce you for..."

Cooper Griggs

seriously.

“oh man, you did not… you put the toilet paper on backwards? you realize i can divorce you for that?”

- me, this morning
30 Jul 19:43

Netflix cut a deal with AT&T, just like the ones with Verizon and Comcast

by Richard Lawler
Cooper Griggs

And from the more bad news front...

Almost as soon as news broke in February that Netflix had agreed to pay Comcast for a direct connection to its network, Verizon and AT&T were in line with their hands out as well. Verizon reached a deal months ago -- that so far has done little to...
30 Jul 19:41

It's time to crowdfund the first step towards giant car-juggling robots

by Mat Smith
A robot that can juggle cars. And without any involvement from Michael Bay. That's the dream. Well, maybe it's just our dream, but a new Kickstarter project is trying to make it happen. It's (giant robot-sized) baby-steps to start with with: the...
30 Jul 19:33

UK to let driverless cars loose on roads by January

by Steve Dent
Anxious to start... not driving in the UK? Though late to the party, the government has announced that driverless cars will hit the streets in three UK cities starting in January 2015. The Department of Transport also launched a £10 million ($17...
30 Jul 19:31

Wildlife Wednesday: Colorful chameleons

by Arnold Chao

In this week’s photo selection, let’s explore the amazing reptiles known for their full range of colors and ability to blend into surroundings: chameleons. Here’s a delightful batch of species found in Madagascar to Singapore.

Chameleon on the branch
Tambako the JaguarChameleon on the branch

“This is a chameleon from Madagascar living in the Masoala hall of the zoo of Zürich.” – Tambako The Jaguar

Chameleon in the camp
Tom HuberChameleon in the camp

“Very lucky to have even seen this camouflaged guy at all.” – Tom Huber

I didn't miss him.
hiromu jimboI didn't miss him.
"Elephant-eared Chameleon" (Calumma amber) found at Amber Mountain National Park, North Madagascar.
One more shot Rog"Elephant-eared Chameleon" (Calumma amber) found at Amber Mountain National Park, North Madagascar.

“Also known as the Short-horned Chameleon. The most striking and distinctive features of the short-horned chameleon are its large, ear-like occipital lobes, and the short bony appendage that projects from the snout.” – Roger Sargent

Bradypodion occidentale
J P BrouardBradypodion occidentale

“The Western Dwarf Chameleon can be found on the west coast of South Africa. This specimen is well camouflaged in its surroundings near Lambert’s Bay, Western Cape, South Africa.” – Jean-Paul Brouard

Chameleon Camouflage
spinthedayChameleon Camouflage
Camouflage
Sonali DalalCamouflage
Uroplatus lineatus
ileiryUroplatus lineatus

“Stick chameleon, champion for camouflage. Endemic to Madagascar and found only in the eastern rainforest.” – Andriambolantsoa Rasolohery

Panther chameleon
Pierre-Yves BabelonPanther chameleon

Panther chameleon, endemic reptile of Madagascar. – Pierre-Yves Babelon

The Don
Konar GouravThe Don

“Looking for new territories” – Gourav Konar

To join this series, tweet @flickr with your favorite wildlife photos, and include the hashtag #WildlifeWednesday. And if you’d rather not tweet, simply include the same hashtag in your Flickr photo title, or tag it with WildlifeWednesday.

We look forward to seeing your contributions and featuring a new selection of your photo submissions every Wednesday here on our blog.

Previous week: Wildlife Wednesday: Smiling deer to stalking cheetah


30 Jul 19:08

I refuse to call it a failure



I refuse to call it a failure