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31 Mar 22:25

Newswire: Broken Social Scene returns with a new song, tour dates

by Esther Zuckerman
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!!!

The return of Broken Social Scene is fully underway. The band has unveiled its first new song in seven years, “Halfway Home,” playing it on last night’s The Late Show With Stephen Colbert along with collaborators like Emily Haines from Metric and Amy Millan from Stars. It was a lively number, complete with hand claps and horns:

Along with the track—which is now available on iTunes—the group revealed a series of mostly European tour dates beginning in May. Right now, it’s still unclear when the full album of new material will be released, but summer is looking more and more likely.

Broken Social Scene 2017 Tour

5/23—Albert Hall—Manchester, United Kingdom
5/24—Brixton Academy—London, United Kingdom
5/26—Immergut Festival—Neustrelitz, Germany
5/28—Trix Club—Antwerp, Belgium
5/29—Paradiso—Amsterdam, Netherlands
5/30—Alhambra—Paris, France
6/1—Primavera Sound ...

31 Mar 12:07

Coming Distractions: The Book Of Henry trailer takes a seriously unexpected turn

by Katie Rife
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THIS KID IS FUCKIN EVERYWHERE

Seriously, what the hell is going on in The Book Of Henry? On a surface level, we understand that the movie is about an 11-year-old genius named Henry (Jaeden Lieberher) who takes care of his waitress mom Susan (Naomi Watts) and his younger brother Peter (Jacob Tremblay)—and his family’s finances, apparently. So protective is Henry, that he feels compelled to take charge when he concludes that his next-door neighbor Christina (Maddie Ziegler) is being abused by her stepfather Glenn (Dean Norris).

Dig into that premise a little deeper, though, and this thing starts to get all kinds of dark. There’s the odd relationship between Henry and his mother, for starters—at one point, she tells her [pal Sheila (Sarah Silverman) that Henry is the only man she needs in her life—which apparently extends to Susan committing murder at her eldest boy’s bidding. At least, that ...

31 Mar 12:06

Coming Distractions: Extended Fargo trailer doesn’t paint a pretty picture

by Danette Chavez
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All in on badass Mary Elizabeth Winstead

Fargo season three’s brotherly feud heats up in this new preview, which sees Ewan McGregor putting himself down and preparing to rob himself as brothers Ray and Emmit Stussy. The extended trailer folds in several other early looks at the new season of Noah Hawley’s anthology series, which will see Carrie Coon playing the long arm of the law opposite David Thewlis’ undoubtedly nefarious character. Truly, things are going to get ugly in this small town, though we won’t have to worry about anyone making meth out of frozen orange juice concentrate as that’s not actually a thing.

You can visit Fargo beginning April 19 on FX.

31 Mar 01:50

Game In Progress: Persona 5 is here, and it is glorious

by Clayton Purdom
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Hmmm...Jared...think maybe you should...pick it up?

Welcome to our Game In Progress coverage of Persona 5. Over the next several weeks, Internet Culture Editor Clayton Purdom will be playing through the long-awaited latest entry in Atlus’ acclaimed high-school role-playing games. As always, we invite you to play and comment along (once the game is released on April 4).


It’s been almost a decade since Persona 4 came out. (Nine years, but who’s counting.) That’s a long time in any medium, but an eternity in video games, where annualized sequels are supplemented with a steady trickle of year-round downloadable content. To take a full console generation off, as Persona did, is an unconscionable indulgence. True, Persona 4 was polished and rereleased in near-perfect form for Sony’s portable Vita console in 2012, and the team did release a low-key classic in its psychosexual block-climbing game Catherine from 2011, as well as a handful of ...

31 Mar 01:50

Newswire: Witness the deific nightmare of American Gods’ title sequence

by Sam Barsanti
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The book sucked! But these credits look cool! Ian Mcshane...i mean...ya can't go wrong.

Starz’s American Gods series, which is based on the book of the same name by Neil Gaiman and counts Bryan Fuller as one of its showrunners, is about a coming war between old gods that represent traditional belief systems and new gods based on modern obsessions like technology and celebrity. Given that premise, it naturally has a pretty wild opening title sequence combining religious iconography with modern delights like wires, drugs, and machine guns. Starz has released that opening sequence—which was created by a studio called Elastic—ahead of the show’s April 30 premiere date, and you can see it for yourself below.

In a statement (via Deadline), Fuller and fellow showrunner Michael Green asked if it’s strange “to want action figures from a main title sequence” and highlighted the “crucified astronauts, neon cowboys, and S&M centaurs” as their favorite details.

30 Mar 23:35

Newswire: It’s Rumor Time: Is Jordan Peele in talks to direct Akira?

by Katie Rife
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Hmmm.....wouuld they still get James Franco.....

Get Out is a bona fide phenomenon, a massive critical and commercial success that made history as the first debut film by a black writer-director to gross $100 million. So it makes sense that executives would be clamoring to suck that writer-director, Jordan Peele, up into the jet engine of the blockbuster studio system. But there’s still reason to look askance at a new rumor out of CinemaCon—where Peele will receive the Director of the Year award later today—that Peele is currently in talks to direct Warner Bros.’ live-action adaptation of Akira.

The rumor originated with The Tracking Board, which last week was reporting that Life’s Daniel Espinosa and Lights Out’s David F. Sandberg were in the running for the job. (Before that, the site touted Justin Lin as a frontrunner.) Now the site says that Peele is Warner Bros.’ top pick, based on ...

28 Mar 12:28

Dog Ross paints some happy little squirrels. [full video]

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His face on the fourth one









Dog Ross paints some happy little squirrels. [full video]

25 Mar 13:44

Great Job, Internet!: Read This: Everybody in the NBA is obsessed with PB&J sandwiches

by Clayton Purdom
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No wonder I love the NBA

In addition to housing a surprising number of flat-earth conspiracy theorists, the NBA is home to many of the world’s most dynamic, inventive athletes. There are also, as a delightful investigation on ESPN reveals, a shocking number of peanut butter and jelly devotees among those players. Like, all of them.

As Baxter Holmes reports, almost every major team in the NBA preps dozens of PB&J sandwiches for players as a pre-game, mid-game, and post-game snack. Each team and even each player has their own preferences that must be adhered to:

The Trail Blazers offer 20 crustless, halved PB&J’s pregame—10 of them toasted, a mandate ever since an opposing arena prepared them as such and Blazers guard Damian Lillard approved… The Rockets make sure the PB&J is available in their kitchen at all times, in all varieties—white and wheat bread, toasted, untoasted, Smucker’s strawberry and grape ...

25 Mar 13:28

Newswire: Google is killing Gchat

by William Hughes
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First Reader now chat

New York magazine reports that Google is getting ready to kill off one of its most beloved features: Google Talk (or, as it’s more colloquially known, Gchat), the little conversational window lurking like a time-devouring landmine on the side of every Gmail session. The service’s main chat functionality will be taken over by Google Hangouts, which the company rolled out a few years ago, and which have slowly become the center of its social messaging tools.

Still, we’ll miss old-school Gchat, the inescapable, weirdly intimate chat medium that could always be plausibly passed off as “checking emails,” and, thus, work. Google will formally kill the unofficial “AIM-for-grown-ups” off in June.

25 Mar 12:53

Staff Picks: A board game, a computer game, and a Switch game that’s not Zelda

by Sam Barsanti, Matt Gerardi, Caitlin PenzeyMoog
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Want!

Keep Talking And Nobody Explodes

Cooperative games are the best sorts of games, especially if you’re a naturally competitive person. Instead of pitting people against each other, these games encourage players to work together for a common goal, and no sensitive feelings are hurt at the end. Keep Talking And Nobody Explodes is cooperative, addicting, and a game unlike any other I’ve played. The gist of it is a bomb-diffusion scenario. Imagine that, for some reason, you’re alone in a room with a bomb that’s about to go off in two minutes. You don’t know how to diffuse it, but in a different location, several people have the manual containing the instructions to diffuse it. You’re on the phone with them; they can see the manual but not what the bomb looks like; you can see exactly what the bomb looks like, but not ...

24 Mar 23:56

Newswire: Robert Rodriguez to direct the Escape From New York remake

by William Hughes
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The only news that makes me okay/anticipatory of this flick

Deadline reports that blood-drenched genre director Robert Rodriguez has been tapped to direct Fox’s remake of John Carpenter’s Escape From New York. Fox picked up the remake rights to Carpenter’s classic action flick two years ego, emerging victorious from a vicious bidding war.

It’s been three years since Rodriguez last helmed a major studio movie, the disappointing Sin City: A Dame To Kill For. Since then, he’s been focused on his own TV network, El Rey, the From Dusk Till Dawn TV show, and putting the pieces into place for his adaptation of anime classic Battle Angel Alita. That being said, if an Escape From New York remake is inevitable, Rodriguez feels like a better-than-average choice to treat Snake Plissken’s cinematic legacy with some modicum of respect. (Fingers crossed that he can get Carpenter to handle the soundtrack duties, too.)

[Note: El Rey, like ...

15 Mar 14:04

Power Rangers’ most memorable episode airs tonight on Twitch

by Julia Alexander
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Who doesn't remember this?? Am i right? Friends, who also watched Power Rangers as children?

The five-part event most fans will remember

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15 Mar 14:04

Talking to the spirits…

by Jonco
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I share any post that makes me actually LOL, so here ya go

 

The post Talking to the spirits… appeared first on Bits and Pieces.

15 Mar 12:15

Can You Guess What Jay Williams Was Trying To Draw Here?

by Tom Ley
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Yep, i got a guess...

ESPN and ESPN 2 featured wall-to-wall NCAA tournament coverage yesterday, and when you’ve got that much time to fill, the programming can get a little weird. For example, early this morning, various ESPN personalities played a game of March Madness-themed Pictionary. As you can see in the GIF above, Jay Williams…

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14 Mar 16:08

Coming Distractions: UPDATE: There’s nowhere to run from either new trailer for Edgar Wright’s Baby Driver

by William Hughes
Alecbugg

Yes, yes, all of the yes

It’s been four long years (and one stalled-out Ant-Man movie) since Edgar Wright’s last film, The World’s End, arrived in theaters. Now—just in time for its premiere tonight at SXSW—Wright is ready to release the first trailer for his upcoming Baby Driver, starring Ansel Elgort as a getaway driver whose tendency to soundtrack his own car chases makes him the best wheelman around.

Co-starring Kevin Spacey, Jamie Foxx, Jon Hamm, Jon Bernthal, and Lily James as the object of Elgort’s affections, the trailer lays out the movie’s elemental premise in a few quick beats: good music, tough criminals, a wholesome lady, and some kick-ass driving stunts. For once, Wright seems less interested in pastiche than in delivering a rock-solid iteration of the car-action movie form, leavened with typically distinctive bursts of style. (Not that the thing is humorless; there’s a pretty fantastic ...

14 Mar 14:42

Animals Dropping the Hottest Albums of the Year (via...

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I love these. Always.





















Animals Dropping the Hottest Albums of the Year (via Star-spangled-Banner)

14 Mar 14:42

Kyle Busch Bloodied In Post-Race Brawl With Joey Logano [UPDATE]

by Timothy Burke on Screengrabber, shared by Timothy Burke to Deadspin
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See! People hate this fuck!

Kyle Busch rumbled with Joey Logano after the two got into a tangle on the track at the end of today’s NASCAR race in Las Vegas.

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14 Mar 14:38

The Useless Duck Company’s new app-powered baby bottle robot....

Alecbugg

I laughed heartily at this



The Useless Duck Company’s new app-powered baby bottle robot. [full video]

14 Mar 14:37

This is textbook sociopathic behavior. (via Almckayy)

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Psychopath







This is textbook sociopathic behavior. (via Almckayy)

13 Mar 13:48

4gifs:Swan dive into wine bag. [video] Perfect form.



4gifs:

Swan dive into wine bag. [video]

Perfect form.

13 Mar 13:23

(via SammyAlbon)

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Space!



(via SammyAlbon)

10 Mar 14:20

George Mason Manager Makes Play Of The Day, Saves Rogue Contact Lens

by Patrick Redford
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GO MASON GET THAT CONTACT

George Mason is matched up with Fordham in the Atlantic-10 tournament tonight. The Patriots led through most of the first half, but the best play of the game so far came from graduate manager Bryson Johnson.

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10 Mar 01:14

The Division’s Year Two content will be free

by Samit Sarkar
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YAY

“There is no season pass for year two”

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10 Mar 00:54

Coming Distractions: Joe Swanberg and Jake Johnson take a gamble in the trailer for Win It All

by Ignatiy Vishnevetsky

The prolific indie director Joe Swanberg (Drinking Buddies) has mostly shied away from direct conflict in his films, which makes the upcoming Win It All seem like a comparatively risky change of pace. It’s the story of a compulsive gambler (Jake Johnson, a Swanberg regular) who is asked to hide a duffel bag of money for a criminal acquaintance and ends up blowing it on bets. And while it seems to be set in Swanberg’s regular milieu (i.e. the north side of Chicago) and was shot in his preferred format of Super 16mm by Easy cinematographer Eon Mora, the trailer doesn’t completely look like a Joe Swanberg movie, either. It’s a little dingier, a little more adventurous in the lighting.

Win It All was actually shot in the summer of 2015, and despite being rumored as a possible pick for Sundance for two years in ...

10 Mar 00:53

Newswire: Atlanta’s Zazie Beetz will play Domino in Deadpool 2

by William Hughes
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Fantastic casting

Ryan Reynolds just hopped on Twitter to announce that Atlanta star Zazie Beetz, who plays Vanessa on Donald Glover’s critically beloved FX show, will play luck-twisting mercenary Domino in the upcoming Deadpool 2. Always happy to blur the line between himself and his beloved Merc With The Mouth, Reynolds made the announcement in a typically offbeat way, photoshopping Beetz’s head into an old Deadpool comic and spelling her name out with dominoes.

Beetz—who’s also attached to Chance The Rapper’s upcoming pizza horror film Slice—beat out a lot of big-name competition for the part of Domino. Mary Elizabeth Winstead and Lizzy Caplan were both tossed around as potential choices to play the hard-bitten mercenary, who often serves as the straight-faced ...

09 Mar 03:08

Forget Pineapple Pizza Because People Are Dipping Pizza in Milk and Let's Just End Earth Right Now

Alecbugg

GOD DAMN RIGHT DIP THAT SHIT

twitter,pizza,milk

It's been a great 4.54 billion years, but I think it's time to end Earth.

Why?

Because people have started a hot new trend of dipping pizza in milk, and, wow, let's just end the whole thing now. Seriously, I just looked at a picture of this, and I don't see much of a point in continuing the whole planet Earth thing. 

There's plenty of things to dip in milk. Cookies, cereal, your hand. But not pizza. The only thing you should dip pizza in is more sauce. But, you know what? Humans have made such a mess of things, so maybe it's time to just quit while we're ahead — or rather before we've totally lost.

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Tagged: twitter , pizza , milk
05 Mar 13:56

15 Perfect Internet Reactions to Zelda: Breath of the Wild

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Ohhhh shit I really wanna buy this game

  

The new Zelda is here, so we're not going to bother with any pointless reflections that would just take up time that could be playing Breath of the Wild. Here's what's important: The game is great, and everyone is excited for it. See for yourself!



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25 Feb 19:55

4gifs:Girls use teamwork to sweep out rat. [video]

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This is everywhere. But still awesome.



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Girls use teamwork to sweep out rat. [video]

20 Feb 15:38

The 25 Dankest Overwatch Memes Ever Sh*tposted

Alecbugg

A lot of hit and miss but the hits are fantastic. Fucking Hanzo

1. 

overwatch nanoboost meme
via THE_PANDAMIC

 

2. 

heroes never die squidward
via The8centimeterguy



3.

hanzo time
via oriteman

 

4.

sonic team dark
via ForeverPlayer2

 

5. 

soldier 76 meme simpson old man yells at cloud
via butterybeard

6.

attack commebces family guy meme
via marck3000

 

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undefined
via xFaTeIV

 

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overwatch duplicate
via overwatchmemes

 

9.

skinner sombra hello
via nanocola-official

 


10.

undefined
via starlite-decay-art

 

11.

squash waffle
via squashwaffle

 

12.

ice wall mei freeze
via glv88

 

13.

squidward mercy
via puttskee

 

14.

pharah bat rein
via topoverwatch

 

15. 

 widowmaker meme
via doke-n

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hanzos left nipple
via ahkmenramen

 

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undefined
via topoverwatch

 

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opinion man
via oriteman

 

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year of the rooster
via Junkenfugo

 

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lucio dreams lucid meme
via myserventsneverdie




21.

bee movie mcree mcbee
via dantheman1836

 

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heroes never die meme comic mercy
via Odjfireball

 

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mei ice wall mei to mei
via JimNeeto

 

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oh neptune
via topoverwatch

 

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handsome squidward zenyatta
via thatonelaoguy

 

18 Feb 12:56

Newswire: Author Philip Pullman announces new His Dark Materials companion trilogy

by Sam Barsanti
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!!!!

It’s been 17 years since the conclusion of author Philip Pullman’s His Dark Materials trilogy (and ten years since the forgettable big-screen adaptation of the first book), but today Pullman has announced that he’s returning to that series’ many universes for a new companion trilogy called The Book Of Dust. According to The Guardian (via Nerdist), the first book will take place parallel to the events of the original trilogy, and it will be primarily set in London and Oxford. Also, His Dark Materials protagonist Lyra Belacqua will show up in the first two Book Of Dust installments, both as a baby and as an adult woman from a time period 20 years after the events of the other books.

In a timely turn, Pullman says the books will chronicle “the struggle between a despotic and totalitarian organization, which wants to stifle speculation and inquiry, and those ...