Oh, the fire was set by Pat Rothfuss, the dirty bastard.
Actually, I have no idea. Interesting question. Was Jean cast into the criminal life by seeming accident, or by a criminal act? What were his parents mixed up in, if the latter? What did Jean think or do about this if he ever found out? Dammit, you’re making me ponder a new story when I have absolutely no time at all for it… go invent the 36-hour day to atone for what you’ve done!
Dan Brown goes up to the counter and orders a caffé latte. The barista hands him his drink with a word scribbled on it - his name? A clue? A key? The word kind of looks like a work of art he saw once. There’s no way it’s a coincidence. This is his duty. This coffee is his challenge. The barista is dead, surrounded by a circle of burning cups.
"Mommy has a liiiiittle more work to do, so if you could just lie there dejectedly like you’re a model in some kind of weird high-end perfume commercial that would be great."
I just realized that while THORN is the first novel I’ve written in which someone is literally killed by poetry, it is also the first of two in which I intend this to happen.
Like you don’t understand okay I was trapped for an hour on the second floor of the con with hundreds of children and their parents because everyone thought I was Elsa
Am I the only one who thinks she looks like the khaleesi like The mother of dragons?
I was cosplaying dany I was mistaken for Elsa and wound up at a nine yr old girls birthday party this was the best day of my life
I thought she was Kalesi…
YES I WAS COSPLAYING KHALEESI
I WAS HOWEVER MISTAKEN ON AN ENORMOUS SCALE FOR ELSA OF ARENDELLE BY HUNDREDS OF SMALL CHILDREN AND THEIR MOTHERS
well you didnt have to use caps lock…
I AM DAENERYS STORMBORN, THE UNBURNT, OF THE HOUSE TARGARYEN, FIRST OF MY NAME; QUEEN OF MEEREEN; QUEEN OF THE ANDALS, THE RHYNAR, AND THE FIRST MEN; LADY REGNANT OF THE SEVEN KINGDOMS, PROTECTOR OF THE REALM, KHALEESI OF THE GREAT GRASS SEA, BREAKER OF CHAINS, AND MOTHER OF DRAGONS
AND I WILL USE CAPS LOCK IF I SO PLEASE
LET IT GO
LET IT GOOOOOOO
I’d like to thank the other contestants in today’s attempt to win the internet, but I’m afraid they’re all going home with consolation prizes.
