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12 Nov 14:28

Things My Mother Did That Were Terrible

by amalah

A special guest post by His Royal Inherent Ikeness, Esq.

I don't usually accept guest posts on this blog, but after requesting an explanation from Ike for this morning's epic, 75-minute-long sobbing ragefest, I was presented with the following list of my crimes. In the interest of fairness, I have agreed to publish it in full. 

1. You walked in my room and asked if I wanted to get up. I said no. 

2. You started to walk away.

3. HEY I'M AWAKE HERE MOM.

4. You took off my pajamas. Air! Air on my body! Everywhere is air!

5. You put my pajamas in the hamper. Jamas! My love! Come back!

6. Also in the hamper: The green shirt I wore yesterday. I indicated my desire to wear it again.

7. You informed me that I could not, as I spilled spaghetti sauce on it.

8. You changed my diaper while acting like the shirt issue was solved, which it totally wasn't.  

9. I DON'T CARE ABOUT SPAGHETTI SAUCE STAINS, BTW. I WOULD LIKE TO MAKE THAT DOUBLY CLEAR.

10. You chose a red shirt with buttons from my closet. I did not want to wear a red shirt with buttons. 

11. SERIOUSLY. NOW I STRAIGHT UP LOOK LIKE A JAR OF SPAGHETTI SAUCE. YOU ARE NOT MAKING ANY SENSE HERE. 

12. You put on my shoes without putting on my socks.

13. You removed my shoes and put on my socks, per my request, but I just felt like the whole sock moment had kinda past.

14. You made me sit in my high chair, like you do every single morning, even though this TOTALLY felt like a Let's Eat Breakfast On The Floor kind of morning.

15. You put Cheerios on the tray instead of in a bowl. How am I supposed to efficiently hurl them all on the floor now?

16. You gave everybody a banana but I was the last person to get a banana so for like four seconds there I thought I wasn't getting a banana.

17. You didn't cut the banana like I wanted.

18. You cut the banana like I wanted.

19. You told me we didn't have any regular milk left but that I could have a milk box, and then you just gave me the milk box instead of pouring it into a cup.

20. 10 minutes later you poured the milk into a cup, but then you took the empty milk box away from me and put it in the trash.

21. I still can't believe I'm sitting here in a red shirt with buttons being expected to eat a cut-up banana.

22. You retrieved the empty milk box out of the trash at my request and gave it back to me.

23. IT'S EMPTY! YOU MONSTER!

24. You took me out of the high chair because I asked you.

25. You tried to give me a hug and tell me that everything was gonna be all right.

26. NO MY CHAIR MY CHAIR MY CHAIR

27. You put me back in the high chair.

28. You ignored me.

29. You left the room.

30. You did not immediately respond to my piteous howls of MOMMY MOMMY MOMMY.

31. You did not immediately rescue my arm, which I'd pulled inside the sleeve of my stupid red shirt and could not get back into the sleeve.

32. You took a picture of my misery and let my brother pose next to me like I was some kind of World's Screamiest Baby roadside tourist attraction. 

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33. After only 10 warnings that it was almost time to go, you announced that it was time to go.

34. MY BANANA NOOOOOO I LOVE ITTTT.

35. You made me put on a coat and cover up my totally awesome red shirt that I love. 

36. You would not let me put loose Cheerios in my coat pockets.

37. You put me in the car and...

38. ...and...

39. ?

40. I forget. What were we talking about again? 

04 Sep 13:23

Tiny Hats on Cats

by Adam
A few weeks ago I got a second kitten. His name is Maxwell, and he's only got three legs. They don't know how he lost his arm, but I assume it was a shark attack, like that surfing girl in Hawaii.

I've been making tiny hats for him out of construction paper, because I don't know what else to do with all this damn construction paper. So yeah, I'm not just a writer and illustrator, I'm also a friggin' milliner. Are you jealous of my skills? Are you impressed I know the word milliner? I thought so.

I regularly upload new hats to my Instagram. Gimme a follow!

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So dapper. Ladies don't even notice his gnarly stump leg.

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Gotta catch 'em all bat at them half-heartedly and then take a nap.

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Don't drink the tea, it's full of bugs.

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He's a big fan of Final Fantasy, even though he can't work the controller.

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Pepper was feeling left out. She ate the tiara afterwards. Rude.

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Unlike the original pilgrims, he brought the natives a half dead mouse
instead of pox blankets.

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Arrrrrrr.

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I don't actually know his birthday, but whatever.
Like he even knew what was going on.

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Ugh, Maxwell. Cultural appropriation is NAGL.

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I had to make sure Pepper still knew she was KWEEN.

03 Sep 14:43

Review: Les Chefs de France in Epcot’s France Pavilion

by AJ

Bonjour, Mes Amis! We are heading to the City of Lights today for a luncheon at one of Epcot’s most iconic eateries, Les Chefs de France!

The bistro, located in the France Pavilion, has been a fixture of World Showcase since Epcot’s earliest days. It’s served thousands of meals to Epcot guests, and you’ll still find its tables full if you visit today.

Les Chefs de France has had the happy distinction for me of providing consistently decent food and friendly service — something that can’t always be said about Disney restaurants. Since I’ve had some truly fine meals here, I was ready to head back for lunch with AJ’s Mom and Dad (whom many of you know!).

Atmosphere

The food has been good to great during every visit that I’ve made in recent years to Les Chefs de France — but that’s only part of the story. Because I would be in love with this restaurant based upon looks alone.

Menu and Place Setting

That’s because I personally think that Les Chefs de France represents some excellent restaurant themeing. If it weren’t for the kid in Mickey ears at the next table, it’s very possible that you’d forget you’re actually in Florida.

We visited during the day, but I just couldn’t help but show you this gorgeous view of Les Chefs de France at night.

Front of Les Chefs de France at Night -- My Favorite View!

It reminds me so much of my first trip to Paris that I wanted to share it with you.

And that’s the beauty of this restaurant. If you’ve had the pleasure of a trip to Paris, you will probably have eaten in (or at least seen) a spot that looks Just. Like. This.

Inside Les Chefs de France

Photos of the original “Les Chefs de France” team — Paul Bocuse, Gaston Lenotre, and Roger Vergé — line the walls. These days, Chef Bocuse’s son, Jerome Bocuse, runs the France Pavilion restaurant empire. (Check out the photo of Chef Bocuse on opening day in front of Les Chefs de France that hangs upstairs in Monsieur Paul. You can see it in our review here.)

Decor Featuring Photos of the Founding Chefs

The color palette in Les Chefs de France tends toward rich neutrals, featuring beige and gold, with accents of burgundy and dark wood. Within the dining room, there are three distinct seating areas.

In the front, there is a sun room, lined with a wall of windows, that is perfect for people watching as you dine.

Les Chefs de France Window Tables

These are some of our favorite tables, as they offer plenty of light and scenic views of World Showcase and the water across the walkway. Someday I’ll sneak in a solo dinner here and just people watch as things start heating up on the World Showcase in preparation for IllumiNations.

The front sunroom was once patio seating, but was enclosed, presumably to offer a more comfortable place to dine year round. It’s a pity, since outdoor seating would be lovely. However, sweltering while eating soup?…not so much. So I definitely get it. (If only Imagineers could control the weather!)

Seating in the Front Sunroom

The interior of the restaurant features comfortable mixed seating, which utilizes banquettes and chairs.

Seating in the Interior Dining Room

The side of the restaurant, wrapping around to the back, is also an enclosed sunroom and is sunken toward the back. (Or rather, the ground outside rises. Either way, it’s an interesting perspective — both from inside and outside.)

Enclosed Patio Seating on the Side

The decor is true to the theme here, and offers the feeling of a vintage Parisian dining spot.

Ceiling and Light Fixture Detail of the Enclosed Patio

I had to include one more night time shot, just so you can see how truly magical the restaurant is at night. Just beautiful.

Les Chefs de France Back Sunroom at Night from the Outside

But we are back to daytime, and ready to take a look at the menu. Let’s head back inside and see what looks good.

Eats

The menu for Les Chefs de France continues to present some classic French fare. After all, there’s a reason those dishes are favorites.

Like most of the World Showcase restaurants, diners can order from the a la carte menu, or they can choose the prix fixe menu and select courses from a list of some of the most popular options.

Appetizers, Vegetarian Entrees, and Prix Fixe Menu -- Click to Enlarge

While the menu is on the small side, lovers of traditional French food will find many of their favorites here. Less adventurous eaters will also find a few American options hidden among the French menu items.

Sandwiches, Quiche, Crêpes, and Entree Menu -- Click to Enlarge

To begin, our server brought us a fresh, crusty Demi-Baguette to enjoy before the rest of our meal came. These are truly fantastic. Even if you don’t have an advance dining reservation scheduled for Les Chefs de France, be sure to grab one from Les Halles around the corner.

Baguette

And it’s a given that if I’m enjoying a baguette in a French restaurant, there will also be cheese involved.

The Plateau de Fromages de France has changed a bit since our last review. During our last visit, we enjoyed large portions of three different cheeses. This time, we enjoyed smaller (but still bigger than what you get on most Disney cheese plates) portions of five varieties: Brie, Gruyere, bleu, Gouda, and goat cheeses. (You’ll find a very similar cheese plate at Les Halles.)

In other words: Heaven.

They’re served with a few slices of Fruit and Nut Bread and some Walnuts and Grapes. Personally, I really enjoy the cheese with the baguette more than the other accompaniments.

Plateau de Fromages de France

My husband ordered the Salade Maison. It was tossed in a light Vinaigrette, and was very fresh.

Salade Maison

We also ordered the Bisque de HomardLobster Bisque. It had the smooth, rich texture and beautiful color of a classic bisque, and was garnished with pieces of Lobster. This was a good version of the classic favorite.

Bisque de Homard

Although we had sampled the Escargot at countless Food and Wine Festivals throughout the years (and the dish is back at the France Booth for 2013!), we had never ordered the dish at Les Chefs de France. Deciding there was no time like the present, we took the plunge. I absolutely adore the classic presentation!

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The escargots are nestled in the indentations of the plate, then covered with an herbed butter before they’re broiled. They’re then topped with golden toast rounds to soak up all of that wonderful flavor. They were really delicious, and such a fun little luxury!

Escargots -- Up Close

When it came time to order, we decided to go slightly Americaine for our first option. After all, this was a new menu item that I’d never experienced before!

Steak Hashé Angus is kind of a funny way to say hamburger, since most of the time, it’s really just called hamburger in France. (With an accent, of course.) Still, it’s a fun little way to keep the theme alive.

The burger is definitely served with some French-inspired toppings, however. Mushroom Duxelles (basically, a flavorful chopped mushroom topping or filling), Onion Confit, and Bearnaise — BEARNAISE!!!! — made this a pretty enticing choice.

Steak Hashé Angus, Champignons et Bearnaise, Frites

Served with your choice of Salade ou Frites…guess which one we chose? :-) Don’t those frites look glorious?

The meat is a little more well-done than I prefer, but the toppings make this a tasty choice. And that fresh bun is simply gorgeous!

Burger -- Up Close

We also decided to have a go at the Crêpe Florentine, another new-to-me menu item, and the only savory crêpe option available.

The thin crêpe basically covers the filling of Chicken, Mushrooms, and Spinach, which are served in a Béchamel Sauce. The dish is covered in Cheese, and is then broiled to a golden brown. The effect is sort of similar to a pot pie, but with a very thin, very cheesy crust.

Crêpe Florentine

This looked, in a word, incredible. I would totally have eaten every single bite all by myself.

Crêpe Florentine -- Up Close

But what’s a trip to a Parisian bistro without at least one Croque Monsieur at the table? My mom beat me to it and ordered this one.

It’s a substantial affair, piled high with Ham and Cheese, and doused generously with Béchamel Sauce inside, before having more Cheese added to the top. It’s broiled as well. Are you sensing a trend here?

Croque Monsieur

I also could not pass up the opportunity to order one of my most favorite meals in the universe — the Tarte a la Flamme Alsacienne.

So, basically, I had sort of an addiction to these in my Switzerland days.

Tarte a la Flamme Alsacienne

A (very pretty) flatbread topped with Crème Fraiche (yes please), Onion, and Bacon. Complete poetry.

Unfortunately, this one was a bit too brittle and dry for me. Definitely needed more Creme Fraiche, so I was a little disappointed.

Tarte a la Flamme Alsacienne -- Up Close

No meal is complete at Les Chefs de France without seeing a rat. No, I’m not kidding.

But ça va! Because it’s that lovable, interactive, animatronic star from Disney-Pixar’s Ratatouille, Remy. Serious cuteness. I always love when he comes to the table!

Remy Makes an Appearance!

After a delightful visit from the little guy, it was time to turn our attention to dessert.

Dessert Menu -- Click to Enlarge

We looked over the menu and the after-dinner drink options and made our selections.

After Dinner Drinks Menu -- Click to Enlarge

I have been sampling my way through the fine selection of Disney sorbets lately, and decided to keep that good thing going by ordering the Assiette de Sorbets du Jour, which was garnished with a very puffy Madeleine.

The presentation was beautiful and the dish was delicious and refreshing — the perfect end to a rich lunch.

Assiette de Sorbets du Jour, Madeleine

But that doesn’t mean I didn’t stick my spoon in and get a bit of the Profiteroles au Chocolat! Because these are — to quote Robert Palmer — simply irresistible. (See? We’re hip here at DFB. Whatever.)

Profiteroles au Chocolat

Cream Puffs are filled with Vanilla Ice Cream and then covered and pooled in THE BEST Chocolate Sauce ANYWHERE. Strawberries and some White Chocolate Shavings provide a pretty contrast. Such an amazing dessert, and I can’t for the life of me figure out why it isn’t on more dessert menus!

Profiteroles from Another Angle

The Crème Brûlée was a vanilla variety, so it still isn’t as interesting to me as some of my favorite versions of this classic, like Flying Fish Cafe’s peanut butter and jelly one.

Crème Brûlée

Still, there’s something to be said for the perfect execution of a classic.

Crème Brûlée -- Up Close

With its crisp sugar shell and perfectly creamy center (no curdled eggy mess here!), this is practically the poster child for this well-loved custard dessert. I think it belongs in the Crème Brûlée Gallery — don’t you?

Overall

Another fantastic lunch at Les Chefs de France is in the books. If I had to choose only one meal to exemplify the experience of eating within Epcot’s World Showcase, this would probably be it. It’s fairly affordable (as Disney standards go), and it has everything: friendly service (notice that I didn’t say the service is necessarily GOOD, but it IS friendly!), reliably good food, and perfect themeing.

If you are on the fence at all about whether or not to book Les Chefs de France, I say go for it. Anyone who has ever wished for a weekend getaway to Paris should enjoy their sojourn in this little corner of it in the States.

Is Les Chefs de France one of your favorite spots for lunch or dinner? Leave us a comment and tell us about your experience!

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03 Sep 14:20

The Art of Conversation 8 – 10

by Doug

The Art of Conversation 8 - 10

Earlier lessons: 1 – 5, 6, 7

29 Aug 17:16

42 Mind-Blowing Maps We Have Missed in The World Atlas

by Anna Chui

Do you like reading maps and infographics? Personally I like reading them and have always learned a lot while reading the thick atlas. I’m particularly into the interesting maps that show more than just the geographic locations. Yes, you can in fact learn many mind-blowing facts from the maps listed below! Understand more about the world and fun facts around the globe now:

WORLD-WIDE

1. Where street view is available on Google Map

28 Where Google Street View is Available

2. The longest straight-line you can sail in the worldthe-longest-straight-line-you-can-sail-in-the-world

3. The distribution of 9 different types of outlet and plug

7 Geographical spread of 9 different types of outlet and plug

4. Flag map

41 Flag Map

5. Driving orientation by country

(Red – right side, Blue – left side)

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6. 12/24 hour time format used around the world

(Blue – 12, Yellow – 24, Purple – mixed, Grey – not defined)

8 1224 hour time format used around the world

7. McDonald’s around the world

(Red – countries with McDonald’s, Blue – countries without McDonald’s)

43 McDonalds Around the World

8. Map of when McDonald’s first arrived the country

40 Map of when each country got a McDonalds

9. Coffee consumption worldwide

The darker the color, the higher the consumption of coffee.

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10. The only countries Britain did not invade

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11. Map of countries that do not use the metric system

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12. Religions of the world

33 Religions of the World

13. Map of world poverty by country

*percentage of population living on less than $2 per day

29 Map of world poverty by country, showing percentage of population living on less than $2 per day. Based on the 2009 UN Human Development Report

14. Drought risk around the world

The lighter the color the lower the risk.

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15. In 1992, approximately 29,000 rubber ducks fell off from a cargo ship in Pacific Ocean. This is the route they flowed.

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16. Riskiest areas to ship where the pirates rule the seas

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17. Average age at first sex

(Red and Orange – Age 15-18, Yellow – Age 19, Green – Age 20-23)

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UNITED STATES

18. Racial segregation in New York

(Blue – White, Green – Black, Red – Asian, Orange – Hispanic)

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19. The most popular actress from each state

12 The most popular actress from each state

20. The most popular actor from each state

24 The most popular actor from each state

21. Maximum speed limits In different states

14 Maximum Speed Limits In The US

22. The highest paid public employees by state

US Map of the Highest Paid Public Employees by State

23. Map of the 7,000 rivers that lead to the Mississippi

34 Map of the 7,000 rivers that feed into the Mississippi

24. Map of the most iconic fast food chain in each state

20 A map of the most iconic fast food chain in each state

25. Size and distance comparison between Alaska and the contiguous USA

38 Size and distance comparison of Alaska with the contiguous USA

26. Obesity rate in different state

6 Obesity rate by US state

27. US state unemployment rate by April 2013

25 US state unemployment rates April 2013

28. Most common religions by state

9 Most common religions by state in the US

29. U.S. zip code distribution

2 US zip code

AUSTRALIA & EUROPE

30. A comparison of Australia and U.S.

11 Australia vs US

31. Where 2% of Australia’s population lives37 2 percent of Australias population lives here

32. Kissing norms in France

10 Kissing Norms in Different Regions of France

33. What the UK calls the playground chasing-game13 What the UK calls the playground chasing-game

34. The shortest route through all European capital cities

39 The shortest route through all European capital cities

35. Number of teams in the European football leagues27 Number of teams in the European football leagues

36. Map of most common surnames in Europemap-of-most-common-surnames-in-europe

37. Map of European countries coat of arms23 Map of European countries coat of arms

38. Map of recycling rates across Europe

21 Map of Recycling Rates across Europe

EXTRA

39. The route of a pizza delivery driver on an ordinary day31 A day in the life of this pizza delivery driver

40. Map of where Disney movies’ set

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41. Map of the bed from a cat’s perspective

Cats map of the bed

And finally…..

42. World map tattoo with the visited countries coloredtattoo-of-world-with-countries-visited-colored-in

Eager to know more about the world? 18 Images Shown Where Children Sleep Around the World

The post 42 Mind-Blowing Maps We Have Missed in The World Atlas appeared first on Lifehack.

29 Aug 17:01

Ultimate Master List, Board Book Edition

by amalah

POWER RANKED IN ORDER OF WHICH BOOKS HAVE BEEN LITERALLY LOVED TO PIECES AND/OR EATEN

(BECAUSE LOVE)

(ALSO TEETHING)

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We have QUITE the library of children's books in our house. I'd call them children's literature but...I dunno. Some of our books are really dumb and make me kind of stabby.

(Has anyone read The Little Engine That Could lately? Do you remember it being so long? Because it's soooo looooonnng. It's like 20 solid minutes of crying toys, mean trains, laments about the good little girls and boys in the valley not having any milk or fruit or toys [which are STILL CRYING], heavy-handed symbolism for Get The Fuck Over Yourself And Help The Goddamn Train Already, with a bonus clown who kind of looks like the great-grand-uncle of Pennywise.)

(Our copy got mysteriously lost during the great move-that-didn't-happen house purge. AND I'M NOT EVEN A LITTLE BIT SORRY.)

The above photo is but a small representative sample of our book collection, but I believe runs an acceptable gamut of board books that your baby/toddler will love, to those he/she will tolerate, to those that no baby or toddler ever gave two shits about but no matter, you will somehow own seven copies of anyway. 

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Guess How Much I Love You falls into that last category. Yes, it's a sweet story and everyone in the world is going to buy it for you at your shower. The good news is that you will easily be able to re-gift your extra copies because your kid will never touch this book. It will remain pristine, provided you don't ruin it with your own postpartum tears while reading to your meatloaf of a newborn because MOON AND BACK. MOOOOON AND BACK. I tried very hard to make that call-and-response a "thing" between me and Noah, and much like fetch, it didn't really stick. By the time Ezra was born I started to realize that hey, that dad bunny is kind of a dick, basically one-upping his poor kid and mocking his tiny feeble bunny arms until he basically gives up and passes out from exhaustion. Shit, man. 

We actually had four copies of it at one point. I got us back down to one by regifting three to other unsuspecting pregnant women. Then I made the mistake of having another baby. 

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Brown Bear, Brown Bear, What Do You See? and Good Night, Gorilla. If I'd made this list when Noah was a toddler, back when I thought I Knew All The Things, these two books would have been at the top of the list. These particular copies are actually replacements that I bought while pregnant with Ezra, because Noah loved them so much that our copies were falling apart. Also he'd taken some bites out of them, like a hamster. So of course SECOND BABY MUST HAVE NEW COPIES. SECOND BABY MUST HAVE NEW COPIES BEFORE HE IS EVEN BORN DON'T QUESTION ME NESTING NESTING NESTING.

Neither Ezra nor Ike has shown any particular interest in either book. Whatever. I still think they are both really great books and it's not their fault my last two babies were defective.

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Dinosaurs, Dinosaurs. Someone recommended Byron Barton's books to me when Noah was in speech therapy and finally moving past one and two-word expressions. They are nice, simple books with nice, simple sentences. Nothing too abstract here — just books about surefire, winning topics like...dinosaurs. Planes. Trains. Trucks. Yep. That is a truck. Look at the truck. Yep. Yep. 

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WARNING: MAY TURN YOUR CHILD INTO A DINOSAUR. NOM NOM.

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The Going-To-Bed Book. This list is very Boynton heavy, and only represents a FRACTION of the number of Boynton books we own. We have at least a dozen or two. And they're all good. You should just go buy some. They are funny and sweet and best of all, SHORT. But while I celebrate her entire catalog, my children have all had their own favorites, which you can figure out directly based on how shitty our copy looks now. This was Ezra's all-time fave, I believe, though Ike has carried on the tradition by inflicting most of the spinal damage. 

Either that or this was their passive-aggressive take on the whole "going to bed" process. 

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My First Word Board Book. This book (and all the similar ones in the series) is terrific for a young toddler who is just starting to develop and exand his/her vocabulary. Lots of colorful photos of familiar things for them to point at and identify...while sitting alone in the crib while you pee/vacuum/stare blissfully into space for 15 stupid minutes. Turn your benign neglect into an educational experience today!

Also:

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Our copy is sticky. WHY IS OUR COPY SO STICKY?

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The Snowy Day. Yes, we own a lot of Ezra Jack Keats. Probably in an attempt to convince ourselves that Ezra's name wasn't as weird as other people seemed to think it was after we announced it. ("You know, like the book of the Bible? Ezra Jack Keats? Uh...okay fine, Better Than Ezra? They had that one song? No, I'm not going to sing it for you, I don't remember how it goes, omg, whatever. IT'S A NAME THAT EXISTS.")

The Snowy Day is by far everyone's favorite, a real crowdpleaser for toddlers to almost-eight-year-olds alike, and thus we've been completely incapable of keeping a undamaged copy in our collection. 

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Horns to Toes and in Between. Another much-loved Boynton. This one teaches little ones about parts of the body, mixed in with funny monster-only features. It starts with horns and moves down to...

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Well, it DID, until my rotten children ripped out all the pages at the beginning. Nice going, kids! NOW HOW ARE WE EVER GOING TO FOLLOW THE PLOT?

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Goodnight Moon is another book that you will immediately and mysteriously accumulate a frightening number of copies of, from the minute you announce your pregnancy. The difference is that kids genuinely freaking love this book. LOVE IT. And it makes them sleepy and calm like nothing else. It's melatonin in printed form.

We once had a nice big oversized board book version of Goodnight Moon that over time, my three children literally ate and digested, as if to absorb its sleep-inducing power. 

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Oh My Oh My Oh Dinosaurs! One of Ike's favorite Boynton books. It came to him as an already-pretty-beat-up hand-me-down that he wasted no time in destroying the rest of the way. Replacement copy on order.

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Blue Hat, Green Hat, better known as the "OOPS book." One of EVERYBODY'S favorite Boyntons, including mine. It's about this turkey who always puts his clothes on the wrong way and it's all, "blue hat, green hat, red hat...OOPS." Because the turkey is standing in his hat or has his socks on his hands (wings?). And everybody loses their shit over the "OOPS", including me, because shut up. It's funny. God, I haven't slept in years.

Anyway, if you're wondering why we have two copies of this one when neither copy looks particularly gummed on, I went to read it to Ike the other day and...

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OOPS.

(bwahahahahahahahaaaaa.)

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And THIS much-loved little book is...hmm.

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Uhhh.

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Ah yes! Tickle Time! Or as Ike calls it (500 times a day, which is about how often we read it): GITCH. Holy crap, does he adore this book, and I get to use it as a shameless excuse to mercilessly tickle his chunky upper thigh meat. 

(If I dare tickle him while not reading Tickle Time! he will likewise shriek NO GITCH! NO GITCH! STAHHHHP!)

And finally:

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Star Trek Book of Opposites
. You may wonder why I've ranked a book in such good shape so highly — it's because none of my children are allowed to touch this precious tome without my explicit permission and supervision. I keep it prominently displayed on a shelf out of their reach, like a total asshole. But if you owned a copy of this book I think you'd understand. IT'S SO AWESOME I READ IT EVERY DAY AND AM STILL LAUGHING EVERY TIME. Sometimes even with the kids, but I don't let that stop me or anything.

(Disclosure: links are Amazon Affiliate links. Feel free to subvert by opening another browser tab so as not to support our wanton board-book destroying lifestyle.)

28 Aug 12:07

Great Storch Family Tornado of Destruction Summer Tour 2013 Photo Recapalooza

by amalah

So. The beach. The beeeeeach! We got back on Saturday and it already feels like a hojillion years ago. Okay, maybe not that long. Just a lot longer than four piddly little days, though. But you know me. It's all zero to hyperbole, all the time.

I didn't really plan to go the full week without posting; it just sort of happened. I realized I've blogged daily or at least semi-regularly through every single vacation or trip I've taken for the past 10 years and decided that I was tired of doing that. Though to be fair, I would not have taken quite a few of those trips if it hadn't been for this here double-u-double-u-dot-website-thing. I have not completely misplaced my gratitude, by any means, it's more like my posting fingers came down with a heady case of laziness and a slight laptop allergy. 

Besides, there was so much to DO besides sit on the couch — a rather uncomfortable wicker couch with craft-store-foam cushions covered in that same nautical striped fabric that every beach rental in the world has, along with the same seashell accessories and ocean-y sayings all over the place. Did you know that an ocean breeze puts the mind at ease? It's true. Read it on a throw pillow. Deep shit, man. Changed my life.

Anyway. Let's recap what today's modern beach vacation with three children looks like:

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I took this photo while we were still sitting directly outside our house, clearly insane with some first-day intention to document EVERY THRILLING MINUTE. I believe I even instructed them to yell something like "BEEEEACHHOUSE!" Noah and Ezra indulged me once, then immediately began pestering me to turn the minivan's DVD player on already, dear God, we've been in the car for 45 SECONDS. 

Ike = not impressed.

Mama = about to relearn the lesson about offering too many liquids during long car trips. 

Jason and I had two modest goals for this trip. First, we pledged to not be so goddamned yell-y and uptight about the kids' general behavior. We weren't going to let them throw massive bratrums in public or anything, but...you know. It's not like we were attending library book readings or dining at Le Cirque or anything. Let the little things slide, dawg.

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Second, everybody was going to get as much ice cream as they wanted.

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And because of goal number one, they were totally allowed to forgo spoons and fingerpaint with it.

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I admit I wasn't always as chill as I wanted to be as the days wore on, but we really did kick ass on goal number two.

 

 

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The boys were absolutely THRILLED that our rental came with its own oversized sandbox. It was technically just a patch of sand under the clothesline, but no matter. It was our own private beach. We were living like kings. Damn hell ass kings!

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Noah spent a lot of time standing around looking huge.

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Ezra too.

(And I just now noticed that he picked out clothes that matched Noah's almost exactly. OMG, that child makes me all acksplodey in ways I cannot put into words.)

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And finally, yes, the beach. We spent an awful lot of time there. 

The thing about going to the beach with small children is that it is wonderful. And it is also sort of terrible. You don't ever get to really relax — forget about powering through a good beach read, even sneaking a peek at Instagram puts you at risk for completely losing track of a child — but the more times you GO to the beach with small children the more you forget that there's any other alternative.

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You dig them a million "pools" down at the water's edge and take one child after another swimming and then take them on a similar rotation back to the potty and you dole out the snacks and the drinks and sandy peanut butter and jellys and Ike Ezra Noah headcount headcount headcount but then there's finally this one trip were your oldest can swim by himself and your middle doesn't dare go past the shallow edge and your youngest is still really amused by a bucket of water and a shovel and knows he needs to ask before going in the wahwah. And that's when you get to sit down for a few blessed minutes and watch them all, so happy and joyful and covered in sand, and you think: Yup. This is awesome.

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Not to mention the fact that the beach makes them all tired as hell. 

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The beach also has a way of keeping kids naturally in check, it turns out. Towards the end of the week Noah was starting to get awfully, alarmingly brave in the ocean, swimming out farther and farther and befriending older and older kids. He figured out how to bodysurf and would be at it for hours, not even caring how many big waves knocked him over. Back up, back out. 

Until...

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The ocean stole his loose tooth, you guys. A wave knocked him over and punted him into the sand. His loose-since-forever tooth fell out and was immediately gone forever. He was devastated

We managed to convince him that the tooth fairy knows how to swim and would find his tooth — fish and whales and sharks have teeth, after all, so SCIENCE — and a five dollar bill under his pillow helped further heal the trauma. 

But that did mark our last day at the beach proper. We took the kids to a water park for the vacation grand finale.

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(Grand finale for THEM, anyway. My grand finale was going out for dinner one last time and ordering a ton of blue crabs and eating every last bite, ignoring my family's whines of "I'm donnne" and "Let's goooo." Quiet you, Mama's eatin' the innards of these bug-eyed sea monsters.)

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Ezra rode a water slide for the very first time. And loved it.

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I just realized I don't have a single decent picture of Ike at the water park. He's the third baby on the last day of vacation. Poor kid never stood a chance.

Though I do have this one, which was taken during the panic of dashing to rescue Ike from a giant bucket of water that was about to tip and drench everyone underneath it; a bucket I'd already witnessed had enough force to completely wipe out an unsuspecting preschooler.

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Memmmmmries!

Also kind of fitting, as it was around this time that some other small frightened-of-the-bucket child mistook me for his mom and buried his face in my generic, comforting mom-butt for a minute before realizing his mistake. Moms! We all look the same. Mostly from behind. 

Anyway, that about sums it up. I hope you enjoyed this blogging equivalent to forcing people to sit down on your uncomfortable wicker couch and watch your vacation slides. 

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I'm glad to be back, but I also kinda can't wait until next summer, when we get to do it all over again.

26 Aug 19:09

A Play Kitchen Built from IKEA Parts — Apartment Therapy

by Cambria Bold

A Play Kitchen Built from IKEA Parts

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26 Aug 15:52

American dialects mapped

by Rob Beschizza

Joshua Katz, at NC State University's Department of Statistics, compiled a series of simple, striking maps that visualize the words Americans use—and where they use them. The data was compiled from a survey conducted by Bert Vaux at the University of Cambridge. Below are just a few to whet your appetite for the full set of 122.


    






26 Aug 14:15

Penalty Box

by Wes + Tony

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Hockey’s pretty violent. It’s not quite as violent as war, or the systematic extermination of a race of people, but it’s still pretty violent.

It’s so violent, in fact, that I hereby nominate hockey as a replacement for war! International border disputes? Settle it on the rink! Looking to instigate a terror attack? Drop a puck outside a government building and challenge those bureaucrats to a pickup game! This would be a proactive and fun way to violently impose your will on others. And the people who’d be the best at viciously domineering the path of history? The Canadians! Everyone wins.

-Tony

22 Aug 15:27

New! Double Chocolate Funnel Cake at Epcot’s America Pavilion

by AJ

Oh my gosh, I LOVE this news!!!! Epcot has introduced yet another new funnel cake!!!

And it’s CHOCOLATE!!!

Double Chocolate Funnel Cake in Epcot's America Pavilion

Yup — the Funnel Cake Stand in Epcot’s America Pavilion is wowing us yet again with another new flavor for our favorite “elephant ear” treat in the Showcase… .

Funnel Cake Stand in Epcot's America Pavilion

I’m thinking this is anotherfun seasonal flavor. In the past, you could find Pumpkin Spice in the fall and winter months, and Strawberry in the spring and summer. But I’m pleased to share that the Summer flavor is now, apparently, Double Chocolate!

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As soon as I saw the menu I knew right away what I was having as a snack that afternoon. (For research purposes, of course.) Besides, I was really intrigued by exactly how they were going to get two kinds of chocolate into my fried dough.

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I took it as a good sign when they waved me off to the side and told me that it would be a minute or two as they made my funnel cake.

It emerged from the little serving window, piping hot, and covered with chocolate syrup and powdered sugar. So there was the answer to my question — it was chocolate dough and chocolate sauce. Voila! Double chocolate.

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I started to tear it apart by hand, getting a bit sticky in the process, and taking care not to burn my fingers. (I still think this is a good thing when it comes to fried dough.)

Once I had my first taste, I could tell that the dough itself wasn’t overly sweet, but definitely tasted of cocoa powder. This was perfect, as the combo of chocolate sauce and powdered sugar on top was plenty sweet enough. It reminded me of a chocolate-chocolate doughnut.

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I thought this was really good! Now that I think about it though, I think it would have been great — bordering on the fantastic — had I ordered it with a slab of ice cream. Throw some strawberry sauce on top and it would have been awesome.

Still, if you like chocolate, I have a feeling you’ll enjoy this one.

Will you be trying the double chocolate funnel cake on your next trip to Epcot? Leave a comment and tell us what you think!

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21 Aug 13:25

Where non-English language is spoken in the US

by Nathan Yau

Common language

Dan Keating and Darla Cameron for the Washington Post mapped commonly used languages in the US household.

More than a quarter of counties in the United States have at least one in 10 households where English is not the language spoken at home. Spanish is, by far, the most common language other than English spoken in the home, especially on the West Coast, in the Southwest, the Eastern urban corridor and other big cities. Native American languages are also common in the West, as is French around New Orleans and in some counties in the Northeast. German is a common language in some Midwestern and Western areas.

Be sure to pay attention to the legend in this one. I bet a lot of people read this map as the most commonly spoken languages by county and thought Spanish is about to become the national language.

20 Aug 13:11

Space-Mountain/Disney-Cruise-themed mid-century house remodel

by Len Testa

[Editor's note: Len and Laurel Testa co-write the amazing Unofficial Guide series, including the Unofficial Guide to Walt Disney World and the Unofficial Guide to Disneyland]

My partner Laurel and I bought a mid-century modern house last year. (It's the second house listed here.) We finished a Space-Mountain/Disney-Cruise-themed remodel in March and it's on a couple of upcoming house tours in August and October.

The home was built in 1968 and had the latest technology at the time: a General Electric low-voltage lighting system in the kitchen and master bedroom, which controlled lights throughout the house through a series of dials and switches; a NuTone intercom/AM/FM whole-house radio system, and a built-in UHF/VHF TV antenna connected to every room in the house, among other things. It's also got sliding “pocket” doors to save space, skylights, and a bunch of other design details you don't see enough of these days.

Both Laurel and I are big fans of the Disney theme parks, so we decided to keep the house's "retro-future" theme while incorporating classic Disney attractions. Our kitchen mimics Walt Disney World's Space Mountain post-show scene, including the banquette, cabinets, LED lighting and table centerpieces. It was built by Ted Endriss of TeamGreenWorx in Greensboro, NC.

Here's another view, at night:


The table's centerpieces are the same as those found in Space Mountain:

Laurel spent a lot of time looking for those.

Here's the supplier list:

Ice bucket - Waiter's Tools by Nuance
White Acrylic Tray
Water Bottles - Kor One Hydration Vessel Ice Blue
The Sputnik light fixture isn't from Space Mountain but is period appropriate. It's from PracticalProps.com.

Behind the table are four 60-inch plasma displays, inspired by the Skyline bar on the Disney Cruise Line's Dream ship. These are set to pull random images from the Web, and we use VLC to stream video.

We also updated the rest of the kitchen. One of the original appliances we kept was a built-in Nu-Tone Food Center, which I repaired with spare parts from eBay:


Our bathrooms are an interpretation of the Senses Spa on Disney Cruise Line's ship, the Fantasy. Laurel's bath is done in a glass green tile:


The shower doors slide back, so it opens like a tube. Mine is similar, in red:


The picture frame in that photo is a Raspberry Pi-powered LED monitor, and it was the prototype for the kitchen setup. I wrote some Javascript (available here) to pull random images based on user-defined keywords, using the Flickr API, so the images change constantly.

Our fireplace's air return was turned into an Enchanted Tiki Room tribute, complete with tikis from Disneyland and Walt Disney World, and enhanced by red and orange LEDs to simulate flames:

You can't see it in this photo, but the guys from Oak Ridge Electric added a blower motor and silk sheet beneath the tikis to emulate the flame effect at Pirates of the Caribbean. It was entirely their idea and I think they were as excited as we were to see it running.

We had a great architect in Jill Spaeh of Spaeh Architecture + Environments and a fabulous construction team in Kevin Jones Design-Build. Neither of them were even a little bit fazed with our requests. And the amazing thing about this project's budget was that the custom work - getting exactly what we wanted - only added about 12% to the overall cost.

We were fortunate to have Sam Gennawey, Disney author and urban planner, to translate "Disney-speak" to our architect as we went along. When we told our architect that the landscaping needed to pull people along the walkways by incorporating "weenies" - Disney's term for something of visual interest - Sam was able to translate "weenie" to "view terminus" for Jill.

Next year's project includes a garden for the lot next door. If anyone has a spare replica of the IllumiNations globe, let me know.


    






20 Aug 12:46

The True Benefits of Failure

by Brian Lee

Benefits of Failure

Do you like making mistakes?

I certainly don’t.

Making mistakes is inevitable. Wouldn’t it be wonderful if we could be at ease with them? Perhaps there is a way to think of them differently and see their benefits.

40 Things You Learn From Making Mistakes

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19 Aug 12:55

You Are What Your Mother and Father (and Grandmothers and Grandfathers) Ate

by Mark Sisson

familyhandsOn September 11, 2001, passenger jets struck the Twin Towers, leveling them, killing thousands of New Yorkers, and traumatizing tens of thousands more. Among those directly affected, but not killed, by the attack were 1700 pregnant women. Some of those women developed post traumatic stress disorder, some did not. When the PTSD-positive group had their kids, their cortisol secretion was lower and stress response to novel stimuli was impaired. Although as fetuses they weren’t conscious of the chaos, it affected them as if they had directly witnessed the blast. The affected children were no different genetically – they didn’t have “the stress gene.” Rather, the activity of the genes that regulate the stress response had been altered by an environmental input.

This was epigenetics in action.

Epigenetics isn’t just relevant to pregnant women and their offspring, either. Dads matter too. In one recent study (PDF), male mice were subjected to ongoing chronic, intense stress. They were placed in cages with and beat up by larger, more dominant males. Essentially, they were bullied for ten days straight. This gave them the mouse versions of PTSD, depression, and severe anxiety. After, they bred with normal females. Their pups were born “stressed out” and anxious, uninterested even in sugar water when subjected to stressors. The anxious pups avoided social contact with other mice as much as possible. The pups’ mothers weren’t exposed to stress during pregnancy; only the dads’ life experiences before conception could explain the differences, which correlated with changes to gene expression in the pups.

Epigenetic shockwaves can reach far into the future, too. Until the 20th century, the people of Overkalix, Sweden were at the mercy of the elements. Winter brought total isolation, with every route into and out of the municipality completely frozen over and inaccessible. That meant if the harvest was poor, the people flirted with starvation. If the harvest was good, they prospered and thrived. It was either famine or feast. In 2002, Swedish researchers analyzed the extensive birth, death, and health records of the area to see how this feast and famine cycle of the 19th century might have affected the health of the population. Amazingly, they found that boys who ate very well during late childhood were more likely to go on to have grandsons with health issues like heart disease, diabetes, and early mortality later in life. On the other hand, boys who experienced famine during late childhood had longer-lived grandsons with fewer health problems.

What does this all mean?

That our choices are bigger than us. It’s easy to see how the foods we eat, the exercises we do (or don’t), and all the other choices we make can affect our own health, in this lifetime. Anyone who’s ever made a positive change to their lifestyle and seen the subsequent health benefits can attest to that. But these stories indicate that those very same life experiences can send epigenetic shockwaves to your offspring – and in some cases your offspring’s offspring. There’s more to it than bullied mice, Swedish famines, and terrorist attacks, though, as you’ll see below. The life experiences of both moms and dads can exert a wide range of powerful effects. But how, exactly?

Maternal Epigenetic Transfer

Moms transfer epigenetic effects via two routes. First, as an epigenetic factor herself. After all, the mom is the primary environment for the fetus. Anything that happens to the mom – famine, stress, overnutrition, undernutrition, chronic sleep loss, terrorist attack – also happens to the fetus, sometimes even if it occurs pre-conception. Second, when a woman is pregnant, she’s not just carrying the fetus and transmitting epigenetic changes to the fetal genes from her life experiences. She also carries the fetus’ reproductive cells which will either develop into eggs or sperm. Any changes to the gene expression of these reproductive cells during their development in the fetus may also affect subsequent offspring. So at least three generations are affected by the environmental input during pregnancy: the mom, the fetus, and the fetus’ future offspring.

Paternal Epigenetic Transfer

Dads transfer epigenetic inheritance through changes to the sperm. If a male fetus is subjected to an epigenetic input in the womb as his reproductive cells are developing, he may grow up with forever altered sperm that in turn affects his progeny. As seen in the case of the Swedish village, male sperm may also be vulnerable in late childhood right before puberty, which is when sperm cells are maturing and “finalizing.” And then you’ve got the mouse studies that suggest inheritance can transfer even when the father’s experiences happen as an adult. The amount of research into paternal epigenetic transfer pales in comparison to that of maternal epigenetics, but it appears to play a role just the same (if perhaps not as prominent).

It’s easy to get bogged down in epigenetic mechanisms, but what you’re really here for is to learn how we can shape our offspring’s health. Let’s explore, shall we?

Nutrition

Nutrition – the types of foods we eat, the numbers of calories we consume, and our overall metabolic state – plays perhaps the biggest and best studied epigenetic role in the health of our offspring. A few examples:

Among isogenic (identical, genetically) mice, those born to obese and diabetic mothers showed changes in liver gene expression that predisposed them to obesity when faced with a Western-style diet. In other words, mice born to leaner mothers weren’t just leaner, they were somewhat epigenetically resistant to the obesogenic effects of the Standard American Diet.

Lesson? Avoid obesity and diabetes during pregnancy (and always, really). You can’t force your kids to eat Primal, but you can set them up for metabolic robustness. 

In contrast to the earlier example of grandfathers who spent the formative years of their childhood in lean times siring grandsons with better metabolic health and longevity, mothers who experienced undernutrition during pregnancy gave birth to offspring with altered hypothalamic gene expression, a propensity to overeat, disrupted glucose tolerance, and lowered energy expenditure – the kind of gene expression that would help someone survive starvation. Those same epigenetic changes to gene expression were also found in twin lambs born to both underfed (a period spanning 60 days prior to and 30 days after conception) and well-fed sheep, suggesting that it’s the “perception” of famine (whether actual or imagined) that triggers the starvation epigenome.

Lesson? Don’t try to diet and restrict calories while pregnant. Weight gain is totally normal, healthy, and necessary when building a tiny human inside your body.

Male mice who were fasted for a day or two a few weeks before mating sired offspring (both male and female) with consistently lower blood glucose levels than controls. It isn’t clear whether this is a positive alteration, however, as too low a blood glucose level can hamper growth and development.

Lesson? The occasional skipped meal, or series of meals, doesn’t just affect your health (in a mostly positive way), but the health of your offspring. Whether lower blood glucose is a good or a bad thing is conditional.

Pregnant women are advised to increase their intake of folate and other vitamins to prevent birth defects and make up for a substandard diet. This is generally good advice, but there is such a thing as “too many vitamins.” In one study, pregnant mice fed a high-folate diet (10 times the normal amount) had offspring with an epigenetically enhanced propensity for obesity unless they were weaned on a similarly high-folate diet. Another study found similar obesogenic epigenetic changes in male offspring of rats taking ten times the normal amount of a multivitamin.

Lesson? Get most of your nutrients from food whenever possible, and don’t overdo the prenatals (also, make sure you take folate, not folic acid).

In pregnant mice on an imbalanced diet (wildly variant ratios of folic acid and B vitamins), maternal omega-3 intake ameliorated some of the negative epigenetic effects normally caused by the nutrient imbalance.

Lesson? Get your omega-3s.

Even the source of maternal dietary protein during gestation seems to affect gene expression in the offspring. In pregnant mice given soy as a protein source, offspring were fatter and had elevated insulin when compared to offspring from casein-fed mice, an effect mediated by an increase in gene expression in the area of the brain that controls food intake.

Lesson? Skip the soy protein shakes.

Some pregnant women are advised to restrict dietary protein. In animal studies, this appears to have negative epigenetic effects on the fetus, including the “programming of hypertension.”

Lesson? Eat protein to satiety when pregnant. 

Maternal choline affects the expression of cortisol regulation in the fetus. This likely explains why mothers with a high intake of choline during pregnancy have kids who appear to be protected against stress-related disorders through epigenetic factors.

Lesson? Eat your liver and egg yolks.

Stress

Maternal (and paternal) stress is one of the largest area of study in epigenetics, probably the largest besides nutrition.

Using a mouse model of prenatal stress, researchers were able to epigenetically trigger neurological and psychiatric disease states in the offspring. Prenatal stress induced microRNA regulation at sites in the fetus that affect and/or induce multiple sclerosis, schizophrenia, brain inflammation, and bipolar affective disorder.

Lesson? It’s not like a traffic jam in the 2nd trimester is going to give your kid schizophrenia, but it does illustrate the worst-case scenarios associated with prenatal stress.

Even the mom’s mood during pregnancy exerts an epigenetic influence on the outcome of the pregnancy. If a mom was depressed or anxious during the 3rd trimester, her offspring was more likely to have altered cortisol regulation, including increased cortisol responses to stress at three months.

Lesson? Relax, kick your feet up, and try not to let daily stressors consume you during pregnancy. Easier said than done, I know. Also, don’t let the stuff from the previous section – what you’re eating – turn you into a ball of stress. Eating anything can be hard when you’re pregnant. Just make the best choices you can, and make your “bad” choices better.

Six weeks of chronic stress were enough to alter the microRNA (a regulator of gene expression) of sperm in male mice, whether the stress occurred in adulthood or childhood. When those mice later bred, they sired pups with dysfunctional stress responses reminiscent of neuropsychiatric disease. Another stressed out mouse dad study had similar results: altered stress responses in the offspring.

Lesson? Stress matters for dads, their sperm, and their offspring, too. Not just the moms are vulnerable.

Other factors

Research into the prenatal or preconceptional epigenetic effects of other lifestyle factors is limited, but we can still make some predictions. Let’s take a look.

Exercise – One recent study found that exercise can affect the quality of sperm and upregulate gene expression across generations. Both maternal and paternal exercise, for example, improve memory and spatial learning in the offspring (paternal exercise only seems to benefit male offspring, but dads should probably still work out just to be on the safe side). A word of caution: though exercise is generally “a good thing” for your offspring, remember how vulnerable the fetus is to maternal stress. Don’t do too much!

Sleep - We know that melatonin (the “sleep hormone”) is an important player in “fetal programming,” and a recent study found that rats who were sleep deprived during gestation produced offspring with reduced antioxidant activities and/or altered homocysteine levels, so sleep clearly plays an important role in fetal epigenetics.

Sun - While there’s nothing that explicitly looks at the effect of sunlight exposure on fetal development, there are links between maternal vitamin D levels – a fair proxy for sunlight – and epigenetic regulation of fetal bone development and osteoporosis later in life.

Dirt – “Maternal exposure to animal sheds” and other farm environments during pregnancy might actually make the offspring more resistant to allergies right out of the womb.

Much of this is still up in the air, of course. We haven’t identified every lifestyle factor that triggers epigenetic changes in offspring, nor will we (likely) ever. But most of the evidence that we do have suggests that being healthy is good for our offspring and being unhealthy is bad for them. So, being an obese dad or mom? Not so good for the kids and grandkids. Being a healthy weight mom or dad? Probably good for the kids and grandkids. Smoking during pregnancy? Bad. Going for nature walks during pregnancy? Probably good. Getting a good 8-10 hours of sleep while pregnant? Good. Staying up late watching bad TV with a kid in your belly? Not so great, most likely. Playing? Good. Even if there isn’t a study for everything, it’s already been shown that most lifestyle modifications affect us on the epigenetic level. I don’t think it’s a stretch to assume that they’re also affecting our children on the epigenetic level.

Some of you may find this a bit scary. You may even feel helpless, as if decisions were made concerning your longterm health before you were born, or even before your parents were born. For my money? It’s the opposite. It’s empowering, because knowledge truly is power, and now you have the power to not just transform your own health, but also the health of your unborn progeny’s progeny. That may sound like a lot of responsibility – and it is – but it’s not anything you aren’t already doing for yourself. Just stick to what you know works, eat right, stay active, avoid unnecessary stress, get plenty of sleep, get away from the city now and again, laugh everyday, give and get massages, walk a lot, lift heavy things, eat lots of plants and animals, and all that epigenetic stuff will take care of itself.

Most importantly, remember that you have just as much power to create lasting health benefits in your children with the choices you make. It’s not just about avoiding unhealthy outcomes, but creating healthy ones!

Anyway, that’s it for today. It was a long but important one; thanks for sticking around. Leave your thoughts, questions, concerns in the comment section, as well as any other bits of evidence you’ve found that shows how we can affect our offspring.

Thanks again!

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15 Aug 18:50

Here’s a Gas-tronomically Accurate Cake Model of Jupiter

by Peter Pham

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Cake Crumbs’ talented Rhiannon sure knows how to make cakes. A while back, she turned heads with her multi-layered cake replica of the planet Earth. Now she’s at it again and this time, she’s going bigger. I’m talking Jupiter big. Combining her love of astronomy with her love of baking, she’s tackled the largest planet in our solar system.

In the end I settled on Jupiter predominantly for one reason: its Great Red Spot. The giant anticyclonic storm has always been one of my favourite things and continues to be a subject of great fascination for me. At thrice the size of the Earth it’s bewildering to comprehend the actual magnitude of it. If I absolutely have to choose a favourite planet, it’s got to Jupiter for that storm alone.

After eight hours of meticulous detailing, tons of fondant and edible ink, she was able to replicate the Great Red Spot and all the other intricacies surrounding Jupiter’s atmosphere.

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The center core of the planet is made out of mud cake with a surrounding layer of Almond Butter cake, then a layer of tinted vanilla Madeira sponge above that. Just below the fondant, the sphere is covered with a vanilla buttercream crumb coat.

If they had used cakes like these in grade school science, I would have paid much more attention. This Jupiter cake looks to be yet another successful project for Cake Crumbs. Hopefully we’ll be seeing something just as cool with the same amount of care, detail and creativity from this talented baker.

PicThx CakeCrumbs

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11 Jul 17:17

Your Kids Are Smarter Than You: Toddler Buys Car On eBay Using Dad’s Smartphone

by Mary Beth Quirk

Winning something on eBay is such a thrill — except when you didn’t realize that you were even bidding because your toddler got her hands on your phone and oh my god, we own a car now that we didn’t before? That’s exactly what happened to one family after a little tyke got her hands on her dad’s smartphone, complete with the eBay app.

The dad tells ABC News he had no idea his daughter had done anything but play on his phone, until eBay sent him an exciting email.

“I didn’t realize until I got an email from eBay, basically saying congratulations,” he explains.

So what did he and his wife win? A 1962 Austin Healey Sprite, a small sports car. Gulp.

While at first the dad says they were a bit panicked, all’s well that ends well: Instead of getting out of it, the family decided heck, why not keep the car? It was only $225 after all, and will make for a great 16th birthday present for their daughter.

A lot more rewarding than say, a five-year-old kid accidentally spending $2,500 in online games on his parents’ iPad, right?


04 Jul 14:06

My Hero

by Doug

My Hero

This one’s dedicated to Bonnie – happy birthday to you!!

Here are more library cartoons.

02 Jul 15:30

Canadian Superheroes

by Doug

Canadian Superheroes

Happy Canada Day! Here’s more Canadian content for the occasion!

27 Jun 14:53

People On Pintrest Are So Clever

by simplyfreshottawa

The saying is ‘reduce, reuse, recycle’. If you can’t reduce your waste, try to reuse it in another way to save having to throw it out (which is still what you are doing when you recycle… though it has a prettier name). So in the spirit of re-using kitchen gadgets and items to bring new life to them, I present:

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If there is hope for this cake pan… there is hope for anything.


Filed under: Frugal Food, Inappropriate, Random Posts
27 Jun 14:50

19 Motivational Quotes from Albert Einstein

by Lianne Martha Laroya

Are you in the mood for some motivational quotes from Albert Einstein today? If you’re into motivation and inspiration, then you should be!

It’s likely that nearly everyone in this world knows who Albert Einstein is. As the proclaimed Father of Modern Physics, most people would consider Albert Einstein as a huge source of their motivation as well. After all, no-one believed in his abilities when he was a young kid; his teachers rejected him and his classmates mocked him, and yet, all his discoveries are foundations of the teachings in our science curriculum and seemingly everyone sings songs of praise about him today.

Isn’t that motivating enough for you?

Well, you might also be surprised to know that it isn’t only his life that is highly motivating: his quotes are truly inspirational and life-changing, too!

To get you more motivated, here are 19 quotes by Albert Einstein. Read them, absorb them, and most of all, live them in your day-to-day lives.

1. Focus on value

1. Focus on value

2. Give back to the community.

2. Give back to the community.

3. Refrain from resorting to violence.

3. Refrain from resorting to violence.

4. Fail forward in life.

4. Fail forward in life.

5. Feel free to dream.

5. Feel free to dream.

6. It’s okay to make mistakes.

6. It’s okay to make mistakes.

7. Stand up for your actions.

7. Stand up for your actions.

8. You can’t please everyone—and that’s natural.

8. You can’t please everyone—and that’s natural.

9. You don’t need to be smart to be successful.

9. You don’t need to be smart to be successful.

10. Live in the present moment.

10. Live in the present moment.

11. Learn from your mistakes.

11. Learn from your mistakes.

12. Stand out from the crowd. Be different.

12. Stand out from the crowd. Be different.

13. Don’t be sucked into materialism.

13. Don’t be sucked into materialism.

14. Specify your goals.

14. Specify your goals.

15. Go out there and make your own destiny.

15. Go out there and make your own destiny.

16. Curiosity is crucial.

16. Curiosity is crucial.

17. Let your creativity soar.

17. Let your creativity soar.

18. Experience is still the best teacher.

18. Experience is still the best teacher.

19. Exceed everyone, but follow the rules.

19. Exceed everyone, but follow the rules.

What’s your favorite among these motivational quotes from Albert Einstein? Mine’s number 11—I also believe that life is a long journey filled with experiences. Once you’re able to make sense of these experiences, you’ll truly be able to live life to the fullest.

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27 Jun 14:42

Are Coke and McDonald’s More Likely to Help Reduce Obesity Than Farmers’ Markets and Whole Foods?

by Arya M. Sharma, MD

Atlantic Cover Fast foodOK – I realise that I am leaning out the window here and may well receive hate mail and letter bombs in response to this – but here we go…

This week, The Atlantic features a most provocative cover story by the science writer David H. Freeman, who, in just under 11,000 words (!), plainly and persuasively argues that less unhealthy “junk food” may be the only realistic and feasible solution to the obesity epidemic.

In his article he not only most eloquently fires a broadside the “Pollanites” and orthorexic whole food enthusiasts, deploring what he terms their elitist food ideologies, but in fact calls them out as being a major part of the problem – now that IS new!

As Freedman notes, while companies like Coca-Cola and McDonalds have (for the most part) quietly sneaked in lower calorie and otherwise healthier (read – “less unhealthy”) fare into the daily menus of millions of consumers, those opposed to any other than wholesome fresh-from-the-farm foods continue to scream and shout about the evil doings of BIG FOOD.

As Freedman points out,

“McDonald’s has quietly been making healthy changes for years, shrinking portion sizes, reducing some fats, trimming average salt content by more than 10 percent in the past couple of years alone, and adding fruits, vegetables, low-fat dairy, and oatmeal to its menu. In May, the chain dropped its Angus third-pounders and announced a new line of quarter-pound burgers, to be served on buns containing whole grains.”

In his article he quotes Jamy Ard, an epidemiology and preventive-medicine researcher at Wake Forest Baptist Medical Center in Winston-Salem, North Carolina:

“Processed food is a key part of our environment, and it needs to be part of the equation. If you can reduce fat and calories by only a small amount in a Big Mac, it still won’t be a health food, but it wouldn’t be as bad, and that could have a huge impact on us. Fast food became popular because it’s tasty and convenient and cheap. It makes a lot more sense to look for small, beneficial changes in that food than it does to hold out for big changes in what people eat that have no realistic chance of happening.”

Freedman also nicely explains why we are not hearing much about these changes at McDonald’s – it has painfully learnt its lesson from the McLean debacle. Now, he says, they prefer to just sneak in the healthier stuff – their sales pitch is that their “new” foods taste great and are as enjoyable as the old stuff – taste sells – health does not!

As for the use of food processing technology,

“If the food industry is to quietly sell healthier products to its mainstream, mostly non-health-conscious customers, it must find ways to deliver the eating experience that fat and problem carbs provide in foods that have fewer of those ingredients. There is no way to do that with farm-fresh produce and wholesome meat, other than reducing portion size. But processing technology gives the food industry a potent tool for trimming unwanted ingredients while preserving the sensations they deliver.”

He goes on to describe some of the fascinating science and technologies  being used to reduce fat, sugar and salt in processed foods without compromising on taste and mouth feel. There is simply no realistic way to get millions of people to eat less unhealthy without such advances.

Freedman is not against regulation or even taxation to help move things along – he also recognises that BIG FOOD needs to make profits and is ultimately only accountable to its shareholders – however, his conclusions are clear: it is simply naive to believe that anyone other than BIG FOOD can change how the vast majority of people eat – to sell less-unhealthy foods (even if that is not always what consumers want) is in their own best interest - farmers’ markets will not solve the obesity problem nor will raising chicken in your backyard.

But why not grab a (processed) coffee and a Tim Horton’s Alberta Rose donut (to support Alberta’s flood victims – you don’t have to actually eat it!) and read for yourself.

@DrSharma
Edmonton, AB

27 Jun 13:18

Kaiser Permanente Tells New Parents to Limit Soda for Toddlers to 1 Can a Day?!

by yonifreedhoff@gmail.com (Yoni Freedhoff)
Thanks to a blog reader who wishes to remain anonymous today I'm presenting to you what was presented to her at her baby's 1 year checkup.

It's a patient education pamphlet on feeding your 1 year old and it includes the admonition to limit sodas to no more than 1 can each day.

Ummm......what?
25 Jun 19:47

The Boy Who Loved Math

by Nathan Yau

The Boy Who Loved Math

The Boy Who Loved Math: The Improbable Life of Paul Erdős, written by Deborah Heiligman and illustrated by LeUyen Pham, is a kids' book on the life of the prolific mathematician and a boy's love of numbers.

Most people think of mathematicians as solitary, working away in isolation. And, it's true, many of them do. But Paul Erdos never followed the usual path. At the age of four, he could ask you when you were born and then calculate the number of seconds you had been alive in his head. But he didn't learn to butter his own bread until he turned twenty. Instead, he traveled around the world, from one mathematician to the next, collaborating on an astonishing number of publications. With a simple, lyrical text and richly layered illustrations, this is a beautiful introduction to the world of math and a fascinating look at the unique character traits that made "Uncle Paul" a great man.

Heck yeah. [via Boing Boing]

24 Jun 19:14

The ABC of It: Exhibit on Childrens Books at the NYPL

by birdie

The great green room and the purple crayon are here; so are the wild things and the poky puppy, Charlotte’s web and Alice’s wonderland, the very hungry caterpillar and the stinky cheese man. It is a reunion of creatures, characters and creations, gathered from memories of childhood and parenthood, and celebrated in “The ABC of It: Why Children’s Books Matter,” a remarkably rich new exhibition at the New York Public Library.

Story and slide show from the New York Times.

24 Jun 18:09

How to Be Unremarkably Average

by Jill Harness

Are you tired of trying to be extraordinary? Hate standing out from the crowd and achieving more than those around you? Well then, this cartoon can help show you how to stop reaching for the stars and start living your life as yet another totally unremarkable, average citizen.

Of course, if you read Lifehack, then chances are, you’re probably actively trying to improve yourself and your life on a regular basis so this cartoon doesn’t really apply. But it does show you what not to do if you want to be above average -not to accept things at face value, not to accept rules just because they’re rules, to be productive and challenge yourself at work, and, most importantly, to have dreams and strive to achieve them.

11 ways to be unremarkably average

Original Source -Geeks Are Sexy

As a rule, thinking is a good thing and while some people don’t do it enough, some over-think everything.: How to Stop Being an Over-Thinker

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