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40 Yearbook Photos, 1 Outfit
Dale Irby, a retired physical education teacher from Dallas, Texas wore the same outfit in every yearbook photo for forty years. Check out the full slideshow over on news.com.au.
Stories like this one make me happy. So happy.
Filter Fakers
Filter Fakers is a collection of Instagram photos tagged #nofilter, revealing what filter they did in fact use. Makes me think a lot of people don’t know what #nofilter means.
(via @thulme)
It’s Impossible Not to Laugh While Watching this ‘Ho Hey Harry Caray’ Mash-up
Will Ferrell’s impression of sports broadcaster Harry Caray is one of the funniest bits from his Saturday Night Live days. The Lumineers’ “Ho Hey” is a super catchy tune. So, of course, combining them in one mash-up leads to amazing results …
Businessweek: Rappers Are Lying about How Much Money They Make
It’s not uncommon for certain hip-hop stars to brag about how much money they have, but according to Bloomberg Businessweek, most of them are totally lying. This funny infograph (warning, a few of the lyrics referenced contain profanities) compares actual song lyrics making bold claims about personal income to actual personal income. The biggest offender? Pitbull, who claims to “make dollars, I mean billions,” made just under $10 million last year. That’s still pretty successful, but unless his career lasts for 100 years, he probably won’t make it into the billion-dollar category …
Carly Rae Jepsen May Have Thrown the Worst Opening Pitch of All Time
Hey, we just watched you. And this is crazy. So here's a baseball. Go practice maybe ...
The Insane Story of How 'Roger Galbraith' Was Unmasked as J.K. Rowling
Alright. Sit tight for this one, because it gets a little wild. The Cuckoo's Calling is a detective novel written by someone named Roger Galbraith—a first time writer nobody had ever heard of. Before Friday, it'd sold just over a thousand copies—which, in the publishing industry, is about the same as not selling any copies at all. However, the Sunday Times got their hands on a copy and gave it a stellar review, with one employee tweeting they couldn't believe it was the work of a novice. Then things got weird: the employee got an anonymous tweet back that said The Cuckoo's Calling had actually been written by Harry Potter author and noted gazillionaire, J.K. Rowling. The employee asked this person how they knew. They responded [sic] "I just now," and deleted their account.
Sunday Times arts editor, Richard Brooks, decided to look into the case. He discovered The Cuckoo's Calling had been edited and published by the people who worked on Rowling's The Casual Vacancy. He also started reading the book, and determined that it was just too good to be the work of a first-timer. Before he asked Rowling's people directly, he sent a copy of Vacancy, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows and The Cuckoo's Calling off to a few linguistic experts, who confirmed that the three books were pretty similar.
From there, Brooks emailed Camp Rowling and asked them straight-out if she had written The Cuckoo's Calling. Rowling, for her part, said that " she'd hoped to keep this secret a little longer" ...
The Ultimate Cosby Sweater Has Been Chosen
Two weeks ago, the official website of Bill Cosby launched this NCAA tournament-style bracket that allowed fans to vote on the ultimate sweater worn by Dr. Huxtable himself on The Cosby Show. The people have spoken, and to no surprise to anyone, the winner is this inspiring piece of knit fine art featuring track runners, gloriously sprinting to victory. Well done Cosby sweater; you are the people’s champ …
McDonald's Suggests Its Employees to Get a Second Job If They Want to, Like, Survive
McDonald's is catching some serious heat for what, on paper, probably looked like a good idea: giving its employees a "budget planner" to help them manage their lives on minimum wage. Unfortunately, that budget planner inadvertently acknowledged some shortcomings in the current state of minimum wage and made it clear full-time employees had better pick up a second job if they want to make ends meet. And even on a second full-time job, some of McDonald's numbers seem suspect, and illustrates just how difficult it is to get by on minimum wage in this country.
It recommends $600 for monthly rent (The Atlantic points out the average monthly rent in the U.S. is $1,048), $20 for health care (the company's own healthcare plan costs $61), and makes no allowance for utilities or gas other than some ambiguous $27-per-day allowance for spending money. And you'd think of a fast food company would remember to put something in their budget about groceries ...
Kristen Wiig Pretending to Be Michael Jordan on 'Jimmy Fallon' Is Strangely Hilarious
For reasons that are not totally clear, when Kristen Wiig visited Late Night with Jimmy Fallon, she decided to pretend she was Michael Jordan. The disguise makes zero sense, especially because she appears to know almost nothing about Michael Jordan, but is also totally amazing …
This Is What True Love Looks Like
A Reddit user posted this photo, which shows an elderly woman, sitting alone at a restaurant table, staring at a picture of her deceased husband. The image came with this caption: "My girlfriend works at Steak 'n Shake. This woman's husband passed away but she still has lunch with him everyday." Now, if you’ll excuse us, our allergies are acting up again. There’s gotta be some Kleenex around here somewhere …
Stunning Aerial Flyover of Niagara Falls in a Quad-Copter
Earlier this month YouTube user questpact sent his DJI Phantom quad-copter and GoPro Hero 3 over the top of Niagara Falls to capture this pretty spectacular footage. Although the falls are not particularly high, they have the the highest flow rate of any waterfall in the world with a peak flow of nearly six million cubic feet per minute. The video was shot as an entry to the DJI Phantom Video Contest, the results of which will be announced at the end of this month. Read more over on PetaPixel.
The Pixel Painter: A 97-Year-Old Man Who Draws Using Microsoft Paint from Windows 95
Meet Hal Lasko, mostly known as Grandpa, a 97-year-old man who uses Microsoft Paint from Windows 95 to create artwork that has been described as “a collision of pointillism and 8-Bit art.” Lasko, who is legally blind, served in WWII drafting directional and weather maps for bombing raids and later worked as a typographer (back when everything is done by hand) for clients such as General Tire, Goodyear and The Cleveland Browns before retiring in the 1970s. Decades after his retirement his family introduced him to Microsoft Paint and he never looked back. Approaching a century in age, Lasko is now having his work shown for the first time in an art exhibition and also has prints for sale online.
Watch this touching documentary short directed by Josh Bogdan which tells how Lasko discovered an entire new artistic career well into his 80s. If you liked this, also learn about 73-year-old Tatsuo Horiuchi who paints exclusively using the shape tool in Microsoft Excel. (via Colossal Submissions)
Express Your Disdain for Snail Mail with Grumpy Cat Stamps
Nothing will make you grumpier than actually having to go to the Post Office to send a piece of snail mail. In honor of the antiquated practice of delivering physical pieces of paper with hand-written messages on them (just typing all of that made us grumpy), Zazzle has created a usable U.S. postage stamp featuring feline Internet star Grumpy Cat. According to the site, “Zazzle’s medium custom stamps fit especially well on greeting card or RSVP envelopes.” The card may say “Happy Birthday,” but the stamp lets the recipient know, “this is how I feel about sending this greeting out of social obligation” …
Chipotle Faked a Twitter Hack for Publicity
Remember a few days ago when it appeared that someone’s grandmother accidently hacked the official Twitter account of restaurant chain Chipotle and posted a series of clueless tweets? Well it turns out it was all a publicity stunt orchestrated by the company as part of a promotional campaign. A Chipotle representative told Mashable, “We thought that people would pay attention, that it would cut through people’s attention and make them talk, and it did that. It was definitely thought out: We didn’t want it to be harmful or hateful or controversial.” Not cool Chipotle. When something humorously unfortunate happens to a company on social media, we want to laugh at your expense, not have it revealed it was a harmless prank that effectively grabbed our attention. We’ll still eat your delicious burritos and warm, freshly baked chips, but don’t expect us to retweet you any time soon …
How Are Christians Set Apart?
How are Christians set apart or distinct from the unbelieving world? When push comes to shove, would any observer be able to pick today’s edgy/authentic/real/raw/not-your-grandmother’s Christian out of the proverbial crowd? In what ways are we embodying the call to be salt and light, a city on a hill (Matt. 5:13–16), and a “royal priesthood” called out of darkness and into light (1 Peter 2:9)?
These questions have nagged at me for a number of years, as I’ve witnessed younger evangelical Christians (myself included) more often blending in with the dark than advancing the light. When I go to parties with Christian friends, and then parties with non-Christian friends, I often lament that they are observably indistinguishable.
We are the same in how we talk: the petty subjects of conversation, the toxic cynicism lacing our speech, the obscene language, the general negativity … same.
We are the same in the way we dress, the way we drink, the way we smoke, the movies and TV we watch, the music we listen to, the pop culture we consume, and the way we cordon off “spirituality” in a manner that keeps it from interfering with our pursuits of pleasure.
We are the same (maybe worse) in the way we shred each other to pieces in the blogosphere, caddily gossip about each others’ social media posts, and jump to complaining before we think about complementing.
It’s all the same… And we wonder why so few bother with Christianity anymore. By the looks of many Christians, it offers nothing radically different or new.
Of course it’s easy to understand how it came to this. Many of my generation grew up in an evangelicalism that was perhaps too excited about its different-ness; it separated from “the world” and created its own media empires, with churches that tended to pull in and hunker down while the rest of the world went to hell in a handbasket. All of this left an understandably bad taste in many of our mouths for the concept of being “set apart” vis-a-vis the world. If all our difference amounts to is cheaper, sanitized versions of the same consumer culture pervading everything else, it just feels a bit phony.
But let’s not throw the baby out with the bathwater. Just because previous generations have gone about Christian “difference” in perhaps less than ideal ways, it doesn’t change the fact that the call remains: to be set apart; to “be holy, for I am holy” (1 Peter 2:16). Swinging the pendulum in the opposite direction to the extent that holiness is altogether absent is not a helpful solution.
The thing about holiness, though, is that the point of it is not to steer clear of all that is unholy; it’s not about retreating from “the world” and existing in some perfect space untainted by temptations and immoral sights and sounds. This only leads to legalism and a neutered, irrelevant witness.
Rather, the point of holiness is positive: to live in the world, reflecting Christ and his holiness outward in the way that we live our lives. Holiness is more complicated than just abstaining from a checklist of vices. Does holiness require us to avoid certain activities? Certainly. But fleeing from potential hazards is only part of the story.
Should there be a noticeable difference between Christians and “the world”? Yes. Christians are called to be holy, set apart, sojourners and exiles in this world, bearing witness to the gospel through the way that they live. But the difference between the church and culture is not a “hard” difference, notes Miroslav Volf in his analysis of 1 Peter (a key text on the nature of Christian difference).
For Christians, the distance from society that comes from the new birth in Christ is not meant to isolate from society, notes Volf, but rather serves the mission: “Without distance, churches can only give speeches that others have written for them and only go places where others lead them. To make a difference, one must be different.”
Volf goes on to describe this “missionary distance” in 1 Peter as “soft difference,” which is not to say weak difference:
It is strong, but it is not hard. Fear for oneself and one’s identity creates hardness. … In the mission to the world, hard difference operates with open or hidden pressures, manipulation, and threats. A decision for soft difference, on the other hand, presupposes a fearlessness which 1 Peter repeatedly encourages his readers to assume (3:14; 3:6). People who are secure in themselves — more accurately, who are secure in their God — are able to live the soft difference without fear. They have no need either to subordinate or damn others, but can allow others space to be themselves. For people who live the soft difference, mission fundamentally takes the form of witness and invitation. They seek to win others without pressure or manipulation, sometimes even “without a word” (3:1).
Rather than an embattled, separatist, or hard-line “holiness vs. worldiness” approach to culture, I think Christians would do well to adopt Volf’s “soft difference” mindset. Again, this is not to say the church should deny any difference from the world, or that it should be tepid or weak in its different-ness; it’s just to say that we shouldn’t wield our difference as a weapon in a culture war, attacking the world for its worldliness and positioning ourselves arrogantly and with an oppositional attitude. Rather, our differentness should be positive, attractive, desirable. It should be conversational, relational. It’s about witness. We should keep our conduct “honorable” for a missional purpose: so the world would “glorify God” (1 Peter 2:12).
For the sake of Christ-like holiness, it may very well be the honorable thing for a Christian to abstain from some cultural activities or media choices that may be “permissible” but perhaps not beneficial. But those choices should be lived out as a positive affirmation of one’s convictions rather than a negative chastisement of others, as if anyone who does partake in such things is evil and dangerous.
Insofar as Christian identity is different from that of the surrounding culture (and it should be), it is a difference that is, according to theologian Darian Lockett, “constructed along the lines of its own internal vision of wholeness before God, and not through a negative process of rejecting outsiders.”
We are a people chosen by God, set apart for kingdom purposes, charged with a task of being light in the darkness. The salt of the earth. But is our light shining? Is our salt losing its saltiness? That question should haunt us. Because it’s not just about us. It’s about our credibility and effectiveness on mission for Christ.
We Christians need to stop overcompensating for the wrongheaded approaches to culture that our forebears might have had. Getting drunk proves nothing other than the fact that we can lift a glass of alcohol. Smoking and cussing doesn’t prove we are “more accessible” or “authentic” Christians; it proves we can suck in tobacco fumes and use our lips to utter four letter words. Oh, and it also might prove that we’d rather look like everyone else than be identifiably “set apart,” which probably also communicates that following Christ is in fact as superficial as some skeptics assert.
Friends: let’s stop deluding ourselves in thinking that by shirking holiness we’re advancing the cause of Christ by “breaking stereotypes” people might have of Christians. All we’re actually doing is demeaning the name of Christ by cheapening the cost of discipleship. We can do better than that.
This is the first in a series of posts on contemporary Christianity’s relationship to culture, based on ideas from my soon-to-be released book, Gray Matters: Navigating the Space Between Legalism and Liberty (Baker Books).
Food Huggers
Thoughts? Would you use them? Any other smart ways to store cut fruits and veggies?
(Via The Kitchn)
Guy Pops the Question with the Help of 8,000 Post-It Notes
Asking your girlfriend to marry you on a Post-It note would be pretty lame. But popping the question using a mural you made from 8,000 personally-inscribed Post-It notes is the stuff of Internet legend. It took Brett months to write “I love you” on each note, and hours of hard work creating this Post-It mosaic on the wall of his girlfriend’s home while she was away. Thankfully, she said yes, otherwise that would have been a pretty awkward clean-up …
Watch the 'Portlandia' Sketch the FBI Is Using to Train Agents
IFC has been approached by the FBI about using this sketch from Portlandia to train agents in an advanced intelligence class—one that focuses on combatting terrorism and espionage. This being the FBI, the exact purpose of the video is shrouded in secrecy, so what vital terrorism-combatting lesson this sketch teaches remains a mystery. Ostensibly, it's skewering Portland's bloated recycling system, but perhaps Fred Armisen and Carrie Brownstein have stumbled upon some terroristic color-coding system. Or maybe Armisen and Brownstein are undercover agents and there's some sort of code in here? Who knows ...
Don’t Call It a Comeback: Twinkies to Return in July
Mikkele.bringardi just like that the box says "the history of ever"
Mark your calendars, for July 15 will be a day to remember. After bankruptcy forced Hostess to pull its beloved snacks from shelves last year, millions of heartbroken fans expressed sorrow over the loss of Twinkies. Well Twinkie lovers, your voice has been heard. The private equity firm that now owns Hostess has announced that on July 15, Hostess snacks will once again be made available in stores across the country. And, good news for health-food fans who also want to indulge in the sweet goodness of the cream-filled cakes; Hostess has said it will also be releasing new low sodium, fiber-enriched, low sugar and gluten-free snacks …
Even Joel Osteen Was Nervous During Nik Wallenda’s Prayerful Tightrope Walk Across the Grand Canyon
Mikkele.bringardTJ and Stephanie and I watched this as it happened. TERRIFYING.
Last night, millions of viewers watched and Twitter exploded as seventh-generation tightrope walker Nik Wallenda walked on a two inch-thick steel cord over the Grand Canyon. Wallenda, who is a devout Christian, could be heard praying throughout the 22-minute stunt, which he did without a safety harness or nets. In case you missed it, the special will re-air tonight on the Discovery Channel, and Mashable has posted a couple of YouTube video replays. Just how tense was the death-defying stunt? The expression on Joel Osteen’s face (who waited with Nik’s family on the other side of the canyon) says it all …
‘Angry Birds’ Just Got Real
Pigs beware, this Reddit user owns a real life angry bird …
Apparently, You Should Just Be Eating Two Large Meals a Day
Mikkele.bringardi just like ron swanson.
According to a new study, eating two very large meals is a more effective way to lose weight than by eating six small meals throughout the day. The researchers found that people who consumed a large breakfast and lunch lowered their body mass index more than those who ate six mini-meals of equivalent calories throughout the day. Thankfully, for the health-conscious public, there is no shortage of fast food restaurants that serve massive breakfast meals …
Let this What-to-Watch Algorithm Help You Discover New TV Shows
Looking for new shows to fill your Netflix que and DVR schedule with? This what-to-watch recommendation engine may be able to help. According to CableTV.com, “By taking your favorite shows and running them through our database of quality programs from the past decade, we can suggest a similar, highly-rated drama, comedy or reality series you may have missed” …
Rumor: Instagram to Allow Short Videos
Mikkele.bringardi hate this
According to a report from TechCrunch, on June 20, Facebook will unveil Instagram’s new video feature at a press event. Finally, someone has invented a way to shoot, edit and share short, artsy videos on social media. We’ve heard through the grapeVINE that Facebook (who now owns Instagram) is always looking to invent new social media conventions, like their latest creation, something called “hashtags” that were rolled out last week. What will they think of next? …
Poll: Selfies Now Make Up 30% of All Photos Taken by Young People
According to a new poll commissioned by Samsung in the U.K., selfies have taken over photography. Their research found that among 18 to 24-year-olds, 30 percent of all photography is composed of pictures taken by holding a cell phone at arms length from one’s own face. Smartphone cameras and online photo-sharing sites like Facebook and Instagram are also killing off good ‘ole fashioned printed photo albums. Just 13 percent of the group has ever even used a physical photo album …
Los Angeles has everything from the very traditional to the...
Mikkele.bringardthis is crazy. and i want to go.
Los Angeles has everything from the very traditional to the exceedingly modern. This week Rich and I followed Anthony Bourdain’s footsteps to Myung In Dumplings in Koreatown for handmade, softball-sized buns filled with meat and vegetables and sweet red beans and all kinds of delicious things. I also made a stop at the Ice Cream Lab in Beverly Hills, where my Salt Lick Crunch ice cream was churned and frozen in about 10 seconds right in front of me with a heavy-duty stand mixer and a few bursts of liquid nitrogen. The wonders of this city never cease.