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24 Aug 01:54

Loop

Ugh, today's kids are forgetting the old-fashioned art of absentmindedly reading the same half-page of a book over and over and then letting your attention wander and picking up another book.
24 Aug 01:53

A Link to the Past

by Steve Napierski
A Link to the Past Time travel is always the best solution to deal with an unwanted pregnancy.

See that?! I linked "unwanted pregnancy" to the Braid comic I did and not this Portal comic. Classy.



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24 Aug 01:51

Mario does the Stuff

by Steve Napierski
If you either saw the thumbnail or previous image, before watching this video. You know what you were getting into. Nonetheless, this video did get me to actually laugh out loud. That's an impressive accomplishment and the main reason I am sharing it with you now, as well.

source: YouTube


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24 Aug 01:50

Go Ninja Go Ninja Go

by Steve Napierski
Go Ninja Go Ninja Go - MichelangeloGo Ninja Go Ninja Go - DonatelloGo Ninja Go Ninja Go - LeonardoGo Ninja Go Ninja Go - RaphaelGo Ninja Go Ninja Go! I haven't seen the latest Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle movie, but from what I've heard it is not very good. Nonetheless enjoy these cute animated GIFs above, which are inspired by the 90's campiness below.

Vanilla Ice Ninja Rap - Go Ninja, Go Ninja GO!




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24 Aug 01:39

The Law is a Joke

Heat,jokes,puns,web comics

Submitted by: (via Death Bulge)

Tagged: Heat , jokes , puns , web comics
24 Aug 01:38

Why Did They Design Toilet Stalls With That Weird Space Beneath The Barriers?

22 Aug 20:47

SpaceX Texas launch facility gets no-tax deal with hosting county

by Lee Hutchinson

More details emerged this week about the deal that lured California-based SpaceX into choosing southern Texas as the site of its commercial space launch facility. According to a short write-up by the Brownsville Herald, SpaceX representatives have an agreement in hand that would exempt the facility, located in Cameron County, from paying county taxes for ten years.

Additionally, the Herald says that SpaceX will also accept $13 million in state funds from Texas’ Spaceport Development Trust Fund (along with $2.3 million in additional monies from the Texas Enterprise Fund), which will help offset the $85 million that SpaceX expects to spend developing the site.

The final details of the agreement won’t be released to the public until SpaceX formally signs off, which Cameron County officials expect will be some time next week.

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20 Aug 20:31

Life Sure is Something

Life Sure is Something

Submitted by: (via Invisible Bread)

Tagged: life , birthdays , web comics
20 Aug 20:28

If Job Interviews Were Honest

job interviews,jobs,in this economy,sad but true,web comics

Any answers you give that deviate from this are LIES.

16 Aug 06:14

Closet Ghost.

by Ryan
15 Aug 00:34

Mega Man Gets Vaccinated

anti-virus,mega man,web comics

I even heard the death sound.

Submitted by: (via Hejibits)

15 Aug 00:33

The Heart And Brain Have a Conversation

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Submitted by: (via The Awkward Yeti)

Tagged: heart , brains , batman , web comics
15 Aug 00:33

Superman Can't Save Everyone

15 Aug 00:32

A Resting Development

A Resting Development

Submitted by: (via Pie Comic)

15 Aug 00:00

The Walking Dad Jokes

Talynebear

nurbh shared a big ol collage of these. SOOOOO good.

13 Aug 23:51

July 28, 2014


Whee!
13 Aug 23:00

July 26, 2014


12 Aug 18:14

Security System

by Steve Napierski
Security System The most recent post on the Dueling Analogs' Facebook page reminded me of this comic.

source: Drawing Board


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10 Aug 21:18

Mario has Road Rage

by Steve Napierski
I was a little hesitant to share this video, after I received it today. It's a good video, don't get me wrong, it's just a little...Wow! I'm not even sure if during my most offensive times, I would have used such excessive language.

Look, I'm not a prude and definitely not opposed to using obscenities for comedic purpose. Heck, a prime example of it recently done well was in Guardians of the Galaxy; in the form of Peter Quill's message to Corpsman Rhomann Dey in order to convince the Nova Corps to trust him. I don't want to give the joke away, by sharing it here. Needless to say, there is language in it, but it's done correctly.

Nonetheless, you decide. If you like this video, click the like the buttons on the side. If you dislike it, voice your opinions below. I always read everything that is shared on Dueling Analogs, even if I do not get a chance to respond.

source: YouTube


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10 Aug 19:55

How to Defeat the Moon

by Steve Napierski
How to Defeat the Moon This is one of those clever mashups that you feel bad for not coming up with yorself. Piccolo destroying the moon from The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask is awesome. Great job!



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10 Aug 19:54

Cactuar and Groot

by Steve Napierski
Cactaur and Baby Groot If you have yet to see Guardians of the Galaxy, do yourself a favor and please do. Joe Dunn does a "perfect" job of explaining the movie, just in case you are not sure what you're getting into.

source: JIMIYO
via: XombieDIRGE


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10 Aug 19:53

A Real Man’s Quest

by Steve Napierski
A Real Man's Quest I already know quite a few larger men whose quest has already become a reality.



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10 Aug 19:41

Tweeting Rainbow

by Steve Napierski
Is it bad that I would actually watch this, if it was a real show?

So...How about some additional Reading Rainbow relevant content?

Reading Rainbow's New Theme Song with LeVar Burton


source: YouTube


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10 Aug 19:35

Peeping.

by Ryan
10 Aug 19:32

Whitehats recover, release keys to CryptoLocker ransomware

by Dan Goodin
It must be one of these...

Whitehat hackers have struck back at the operators of the pernicious CryptoLocker ransom trojan that has held hundreds of thousands of hard drives hostage.

Through a partnership that included researchers from FOX-IT and FireEye, researchers managed to recover the private encryption keys that CryptoLocker uses to lock victims' personal computer files until they pay a $300 ransom. They also reverse engineered the binary code at the heart of the malicious program. The result: a website that allows victims to recover the key for their individual content.

To use the free service, victims must upload one of the files encrypted by CryptoLocker along with the e-mail address where they want the secret key delivered. Both FOX-IT and FireEye are reputable security companies, but readers are nonetheless advised to upload only non-sensitive files that contain no personal information.

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10 Aug 19:31

After 10 years, Rosetta probe catches up with its comet destination

by John Timmer

Today, the European Space Agency announced that its Rosetta mission successfully arrived at comet 67P/Churyumov-Gerasimenko after a 10-year journey. As the probe approached over the past several weeks, it provided greater detail on the oddly shaped comet, which was venting water as its orbit drew it closer to the Sun. Now, at just 100km from the comet's surface, Rosetta is providing detailed images of a truly otherworldly landscape.

67P/Churyumov-Gerasimenko occupies an elliptical orbit that takes it from areas beyond Jupiter to somewhere in between Earth and Mars (currently, it's midway between Jupiter and Mars). That presents a significant challenge, since any probe intended to track the comet must roughly match its orbit before approaching—or it would need a prohibitive volume of propellant to slow down. This explains Rosetta's 10-year journey, which included four orbital flybys of Earth and Mars to put it in place for a gradual approach.

Earlier this year, Rosetta successfully woke from hibernation, and it's been imaging the comet during its approach. Early images indicated that 67P/Churyumov-Gerasimenko has a two-lobed structure that some have compared to a rubber duck, albeit one with an unusually large head. The second lobe, corresponding to the duck's body, is broader and more oblong.

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10 Aug 19:24

Mass Effect executive producer Casey Hudson leaving BioWare

by Kyle Orland

Casey Hudson, one of the people most responsible for the direction and tone of the popular Mass Effect series, announced today that he will be leaving BioWare after a 16-year career with the EA-owned studio.

"After what already feels like a lifetime of extraordinary experiences, I have decided to hit the reset button and move on from BioWare," Hudson said in a statement. "I’ll take a much needed break, get perspective on what I really want to do with the next phase of my life, and eventually take on a new set of challenges."

BioWare Studios General Manager Aaryn Flynn added in a statement that "Casey’s focus on production quality, digital acting technology, and emotionally engaging narrative has made a substantial impact on BioWare and the video game industry as a whole."

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10 Aug 19:19

Babylon 5 reboot likely to become big-budget film

by Lee Hutchinson
Warner Bros.

According to a report from TV Wise, Babylon 5 showrunner J. Michael Straczynski will shortly begin work on a rebooted big-screen version of his 1990s sci-fi TV series. Straczynski made the announcement at San Diego Comic-Con last week.

Babylon 5’s pilot episode originally aired in 1993, with the series beginning its regular run almost a year later as a foundational component of the now-defunct Prime Time Entertainment Network. The show lacked the production budget of its contemporary rival Star Trek: Deep Space 9 (which allegedly lifted some or all of its core concepts directly from Straczynski’s original—and rejected—Babylon 5 pitch meeting with Paramount). Still, it attracted enough of an audience to accomplish a noteworthy feat: Babylon 5 became the only non-Star Trek science fiction show on American television to reach its series completion without being cancelled. Not until 2004’s Battlestar Galactica reboot would another non-Star Trek show earn the same distinction.

After Babylon 5 ended in 1998, Straczynski (usually referred to simply by his initials, "JMS") tried multiple times to bring a B5 movie to theaters. The most recent attempt in 2004 came the closest, with a completed script and some preproduction work underway, but without financial backing from Warner Bros. the project had to be abandoned.

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07 Aug 18:20

Quantum Vacuum Virtual Plasma

I don't understand the things you do, and you therefore may represent an interaction with the quantum vacuum virtual plasma.
06 Aug 18:22

Optimistic Corgi Goes For a Stroll