
Hey, I was on The Collapsed Psi talking about BAHFest. Check it out!
skip.sevedgeThis article brought to you by the fallacy of "clutch skill".
skip.sevedgeProper DMing is knowing the balance between difficult and sadistic.

Always give PCs plenty of options for getting out of a sticky situation.
Nobody said you had to make any of them easy.
Someday, on a week when my wife and child are not around, and I truly have nothing to do, I might actually go out to a bar and accomplish one of these tasks I set before me. As it stands, I'll settle for creeping out my students instead of the general public.
Also: a reminder that there is a difference between a prank and purpose-driven creeping.
STW SHIRT SALE: Hey, all STW shirts will be on sale this week from September 10-17: free shipping if you get two shirts, and an additional 15% off if you use a certain code! So if you've been interested in a shirt, maybe hold off until tomorrow?
PHD UNKNOWN - my other webcomic about fierce creatures, biology, and grad school
SCIENCE THE WORLD - research on STEM
education open to all K-12 educators
skip.sevedgeawww.

skip.sevedgePUNS
"Coming Thursday nights to NBC this fall! No, seriously, please watch, this is seriously the best we can do at this point, it's kind of pathetic."
I have way too many of these bad TV ideas floating around my head right now. I make them available for any to utilize or produce a bad Youtube promo from on the condition that I get 15 percent of the profit. Ok?
PHD UNKNOWN - my other webcomic about fierce creatures, biology, and grad school
SCIENCE THE WORLD - research on STEM
education open to all K-12 educators
skip.sevedge:-(
skip.sevedgehe makes a strong point
What genre? Hey, I'm not the musician. Or the lyricist, obviously, for that matter.
If you have a question for recitation, send it on in, and maybe you'll get extra credit for your class this upcoming semester. Really? Oh, I don't know. In an infinite number of infinite universes, you will. Maybe this is one of them.
PHD UNKNOWN - my other webcomic about fierce creatures, biology, and grad school
SCIENCE THE WORLD - research on STEM
education open to all K-12 educators
skip.sevedgewhat a huge nerd.
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August 20th, 2013: Sam Logan is living in my house for a week! If you have any ideas for hilarious pranks I can play on Sam please let me know, I feel like this is a prime opportunity to become a better and closer friend with him through hilarious sabotage. One year ago today: SPOILER ALERT: the green you see is what i could describe as more of an emeraldy honeydew with elements of teal and shamrock – Ryan
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This is a version we wrote of this scene way back in about 2007 or 2008. As it turned out, our story and characters evolved so that we didn't want to use it this way. But it was too good to waste, so here it is as the final intermission strip after Episode IV.
Episode V will begin with the next strip.
Client: It says my password is incorrect, but I’m sure I entered it correctly.
Me: Okay, let’s try to log on with my computer. Can I have your password?
The client hands me a (poorly) handwritten note with eight different passwords, all 32 digits long.
Client: It should be one of these.
Me: You know, there’s really no need to make your passwords that long - eight digits should be enough.
Client: That wouldn’t be very safe now, would it?!
Me: How many locks do you have one your front door?
Client: One, why?
Me: Why not ten? It’s much safer.
Client: That’s stupid, it would take ages to get into my house.

"This is my list of my top 100 songs, it has 3280 songs, and I don't think I'm finished with it yet. Technically, there are a lot of honorable mentions, but I don't know which ones those are."
PHD UNKNOWN - my other webcomic about fierce creatures, biology, and grad school
SCIENCE THE WORLD - research on STEM
education open to all K-12 educators
skip.sevedgei want to post this on the fridge at work. i'm not one of them, really, but it's still funny.
Yes, yes, we're all beneath you, cats. We get it already.
PHD UNKNOWN - my other webcomic about fierce creatures, biology, and grad school
SCIENCE THE WORLD - research on STEM
education open to all K-12 educators
skip.sevedgeshared for the image lolololol

After playing in just one game, Derek Jeter is back on the DL with a strained quad. This probably could have been avoided if the Yankees hadn't been so dumb. [ESPN]
skip.sevedgewow.

Heat fan just walked past Jack Nicklaus. Says, 'Hey you're Arnold Palmer!' Nicklaus says, 'No. But close.' Can't make this stuff up
— Chris Mannix (@ChrisMannixSI) June 20, 2013
You don't need any of your fancy necronomicons or chanting or fancy chalk drawings or anything else like that. The cat will do it all on its own without your help. Mind you, the cat will open the portal on its own schedule, and there may be many cans of tuna and lots of napping before that time comes, but rest assured, it will happen. Because they are cats.
If you have a question for recitation, send it on in with your name and location. Maybe you'll see yours get answered next week.
STW CALENDARS: Kids, we did it! We passed the goal yesterday! Thank you to all of you for your support! At this point, we're aiming to break a few stretch goals to make the calendars better, but because we met the challenge deadline, everyone who gets a physical reward through the Kickstarter will also get a set of STW coasters! Thank you again! Exclamation point.
REDDIT: The AMA yesterday went shockingly, bewilderingly and humblingly well. Thanks to everyone who participated. If you missed it, you can read through the answers here.
PHD UNKNOWN - my other webcomic about fierce creatures, biology, and grad school
SCIENCE THE WORLD - research on STEM
education open to all K-12 educators
skip.sevedgebeing a dad is going to be so much fun
"How in heck did you get up there? . . . and what were you planning to do once you got there? Wait, you can't answer me, you don't know words yet. Oh, stop smiling. I mean, dang it, you're too cute, I give up."
PAGE-A-DAY CALENDARS: Why should you order a calendar now? Well, there's a STW-inspired report card that would come with it, which will never otherwise be available. There are Kickstarter-only prints, and mallets that certainly will not be available later. So those might be a factor for you. And a limited number of calendars will be printed, so there may not be too many available for you to get later. But also, the more calendars ordered as part of the campaign now, the better off they will be - certain add-ons to each page themselves! The Kickstarter is going well, and I really appreciate everyone's support - just wanted to pitch you acting now rather than later. Thanks, everyone!
PHD UNKNOWN - my other webcomic about fierce creatures, biology, and grad school
SCIENCE THE WORLD - research on STEM
education open to all K-12 educators
skip.sevedgenice.
Gael Monfils, reigning king of the generally useless trick shot, let a lob slip between his legs, spun around and whacked a bizarre overhead return back to Tommy Haas in Halle today. In typical Monfils fashion, he'd lose the point and the match.
skip.sevedgeTHE MORE YOU KNOW