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13 Jun 14:06

MMA fighter barfs during interview, grosses out reporter

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lolol

I'm always amazed at the new ways discovered in which sports interviews can go horribly, horribly wrong.  Today we turn to the world of mixed martial arts and MMA Mayhem's George Kennebrew interview with fighter Cliff Thompson.  Thompson had just won a 3 round fight against Doug Usher at Wild Bill's Fight Night 57 (yes, that's the real title).

After the first question, Thompson staggers off stage and hurls.  Kennebrew's grossed out reaction is utterly priceless.

Better for Thompson that he threw up during the victorious post-fight interview instead of during the fight, lest he become the MMA version of Donovan McNabb.  Good thing Thompson wasn't competitve eating either, or else the victory would be overturned due to the infamous reversal of fortune.

And we thought Gregg Popovich was short on words, yeesh!  

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13 Jun 14:05

My Week With The North Korean Hockey Team

by Barry Petchesky
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interesting

My Week With The North Korean Hockey Team

CAPE TOWN, South Africa—This is what a North Korean postgame press conference sounds like:

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11 Jun 17:39

Here's The Scene At Wrigley Tonight

by Sean Newell
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cubs lol

Here's The Scene At Wrigley Tonight

Kind of an improvement.

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10 Jun 17:22

A Question Of Belief

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lololol

07 Jun 14:53

Pastime

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yeah...

Good thing we're too smart to spend all day being uselessly frustrated with ourselves. I mean, that'd be a hell of a waste, right?
24 May 16:01

What's 9 x 9?

by Dom Cosentino
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winner

What's 9 x 9? Chicago-area third-grader's answer on math test: "Hossa." [DNAInfo]

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24 May 15:04

Sticks and Stones

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the tooltip :-(

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words can make me think I deserved it.
24 May 13:51

How Many Mistakes Are In This Graphic From Last Night's Royals 'Cast?

by Timothy Burke
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there's at least six

Send stories, photos, and anything else you might have to tips@deadspin.com.

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20 May 13:46

Lesson #1760 - Beer


Fine, you don't like beer. Change the opening to 'wine, wine', or 'scotch, scotch', or 'shots, shots' and boom, you've got a new toast that you and your friends can raise your glasses to. Hurray. Or something.

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13 May 14:03

Comic for May 13, 2013

06 May 18:01

Miller Park’s Foul Ball Wall of Fame

by Adam Wieser

It was the second inning of Friday’s game between the Brewers and Cardinals. Carlos Gomez stepped to the plate as the NL leader in batting average. After going 6-for-37 (.162 AVG) through the first nine games of the season, Gomez had gone on a tear. He was 29-for-66 (.439 AVG) over the last 17 games. His hot streak started during the final game of the April series in St. Louis. Meaning that the last game of his cold streak was also in St. Louis, against Shelby Miller — Friday night’s opposing pitcher.

In their first meeting of the season, Gomez had struck out twice against Shelby Miller. Miller fed Gomez a steady diet of four-seam fastballs –- 12 of them against only three curveballs. So when Miller threw a first pitch four-seam fastball, Gomez was waiting for it. Gomez took a cut but fouled it off. Moments later, Milwaukee Journal Sentinel Brewers beat writer Todd Rosiak (@Todd_Rosiak) tweeted this picture from the Miller Park press box –


While Miller and Gomez continued their battle on the field, Rosiak tweeted two more pictures of foul balls that literally left their mark on Miller Park. I loved that someone had taken the time to label each dent in great detail. It’s only fitting for a sport that tracks and quantifies every play that even these foul balls were recorded for posterity. In the pictures, I noticed two different wall colors. Clearly, the press box had been painted but the dents not repaired. The foul ball divots, and their descriptions, were now part of the living history of Miller Park.

As I looked at the pictures, my mind flooded with questions about each blemish. I wondered, how did each at-bat end? Did they happen during low or high-leverage points in the game? Did anything else of note happen during any of these games? So, with the photographic evidence and detailed descriptions in hand, I began my quest to discover the stories behind Miller Park’s foul ball wall of fame.

Friday night’s game against the Cardinals didn’t end well for the Brewers but Gomez’s at-bat against Miller did. After Gomez fouled his way into Miller Park press box history, Shelby Miller threw him three more fastballs. The second one was a ball and the third a called strike. Gomez lined the fourth consecutive fastball to right field for a single. The hit extended Gomez’s hitting streak to 10 games and was his only hit of the game.

Willie Bloomquist off Latroy Hawkins – Brewers vs Diamondback – 10/2/2011 – Game 2 of NLDS 

This moment in Miller Park history, courtesy of Willie Bloomquist and Latroy Hawkins, is a reminder of the Brewers’ 2011 playoff run. Zack Greinke takes to the mound for the Crew and makes the first postseason appearance of his career. Greinke struggles through 5 IP — allowing 8 H, 3 HR, 4 ER, and 7 K. With the game at 4-4, Takashi Saito takes over in the sixth inning and works around a one out double to keep the game tied. In the bottom of the sixth, Jerry Hairston’s one out double starts a strange inning that eventually plates five runs for the Brewers. How strange was it? Well, after Hairston’s double, Diamondback relief pitcher Brad Ziegler balks Hairston to third then walks Yuniesky Betancourt on four pitches. Roenicke being Roenicke calls a safety squeeze with Jonathon Lucroy at the plate. The play catches the Diamondbacks defense off guard. Lucroy’s bunt is perfect and, not only scores Hairston, but also earns Lucroy a single. After an intentional walk to Mark Kotsay loads the bases, Corey Hart, Nyjer Morgan, and Ryan Braun all single to center and break the game wide open.

Latroy Hawkins takes to the mound in the top of the seventh looking for a shut down inning. After striking out Sean Burroughs, Willie Bloomquist steps to the plate and an epic 13-pitch at-bat begins. Bloomquist takes two called strikes then hunkers down. He fouls off two pitches before watching a ball go by. He fouls off two more pitches then looks at a second ball. Bloomquist proceeds to foul off three more pitches before taking two balls to draw a walk. One of those seven foul balls finds its way into Miller Park’s press box and makes its presence known. Following the walk, Bloomquist steals second base and Aaron Hill draws a walk. Luckily, Hawkins gets out of the inning unscathed and the Brewers go on to win 9-4. With the win, the Brewers go to 2-0 in a postseason series for the first time in franchise history.

J.J. Hardy off Guillermo Mota – Brewers vs Dodgers – 7/10/2009

It’s the bottom of the sixth when J.J. Hardy steps to the plate with no outs. The Brewers are down but a bases loaded single from Frank Catalanotto has brought the Brewers within one run, 4-5. Hardy has already homered off starting pitcher Chad Billingsley so Dodger manager Joe Torre brings in Guillermo Mota. After a called strike and a ball, Hardy fouls back a pitch that finds its way in the press box. While someone memorializes the event, Hardy hits the next pitch to deep right field. Matt Gamel scores on the sac fly and Mike Cameron moves to third. With the game tied, Ken Macha calls on Casey McGehee to pinch hit for Milwaukee’s starting pitcher, Braden Looper. McGehee takes a called strike then grounds into a double play to end the inning.

The game stays tied, until the bottom of the eigth, when Matt Gamel blasts a line drive home run to center field. The Brewers take the 6-5 lead into the ninth inning when Trevor Hoffman comes on for the save. The Dodgers scrape together three singles to score a run and Hoffman blows his second save of the season. After the Brewers fail to score in the bottom of the ninth, the Dodgers drop six runs over 0.1 IP on Carlos Villanueva. Matt Kemp, who bats eighth for the Dodgers, does most of the damage with a grand slam – his third grand slam of the season. The Brewers add two runs in the bottom of the tenth but it’s too little, too late – final score, 8-12.

Also on this day, Manny Ramirez makes MLB history by blasting a two-run home run in the top of the sixth. The home run is Ramirez’s 536th of his career and ties him with Mickey Mantle for 15th on the all time home run list.

Alfonso Soriano off Yovani Gallardo – Brewers vs Cubs – 9/12/10

Alfonso Soriano comes out hacking against Yovani Gallardo during his first at-bat of this Sunday afternoon affair. There is one out and a man on first when Soriano digs into the box in the top of the second. He fouls off three straight pitches, takes two balls, fouls off the next pitch, then drives the ball to deep left field for an out. One of those four foul balls finds the press box wall.

Soriano ends the day 1-for-3 with a walk. Gallardo goes seven strong innings – 4 H, 0 ER, 6 K, 3 BB – and, in the bottom of the fifth, hits a double then scores on a Ryan Braun hit down the right field line. That run breaks a streak of 25 consecutive innings that Cubs pitchers have held opponents scoreless. Casey McGehee adds an eighth-inning home run to pad the lead. Kameron Loe and John Axford combine with Gallardo for a five hit shut out. The win is Gallardo’s first in seven starts and pushes his record to 12-7. Axford records a four-out save, his 21st of the year.

Chris Young off Randy Wolf – Brewers vs Diamondbacks – 8/12/10

This addition to the foul ball wall of fame was the most elusive to pin down. During this Thursday afternoon game, Chris Young and Randy Wolf face off four times. Young doubles to deep center on the second pitch of the game. It’s the only at-bat that Young doesn’t foul off a pitch from Wolf.

In the top of the third, Young fouls off two pitches during a seven-pitch battle with Wolf. Eventually, Young strikes out. With the Brewers up 6-0, in the top of the fourth, Wolf lets the Diamondbacks back in the game. Wolf gives up four consecutive hits, including a three-run home run, to bring the score to 6-4. Young comes to the plate with one out and a runner on first. He takes a ball, a called strike, and then fouls a ball away, possibly into the press box. Young singles on the next pitch but, with only one out and two on, Wolf escapes the inning without any further damage. After Casey McGehee homers in the bottom of the fifth, to push the Brewers’ lead to 7-4, Chris Young comes to the plate against Wolf in the top of the sixth. After a ball, and two called strikes, Young fouls off another pitch. Wolf deals Young a ball then gets him on a swinging strike for the second out of the inning.

The Brewers hold on to win 8-4, though they almost give it away. Zack Braddock walks the bases loaded in the top of the eighth, after retiring only one. Brewers’ manager, Ken Macha, brings in John Axford for a five-out save. Axford escapes the eighth, but walks the based loaded, himself, in the top of the ninth. Thankfully, Axford induces a double play from Stephen Drew to end the game in the Brewers’ favor.

This game still holds significance in the Brewers’ record book. Casey McGehee goes 4-for-4 — two singles, one double, and one home run – with three RBI and three runs. McGehee’s four hit performance means that he is nine for his last nine at the plate. Those nine-straight hits set a franchise record for most consecutive hits. The next day, McGehee ends his streak, in Colorado, with a ground out to shortstop during his first at-bat.

I was amazed by how much history was uncovered by digging into the Brewers’ foul ball wall of fame. From Todd Rosiak’s pictures on Twitter, it looked like there might be a few more wall divots he didn’t share with us. Which got me wondering about what other parts of Brewers’ history have made their way to that press box wall.

26 Apr 14:19

Yes, Troy Tulowitzki Did Have A Mullet When He Was An Adorable Child

by Tom Ley
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a) the rockies have an instagram? b) d'awwwwwwww

We've always been big fans Troy Tulowitzki's once-prodigious mullet (bring it back, Troy!), but until today, we had no idea that it was also an homage to Tulo's younger days. Thanks to the Colorado Rockies' Instagram account, though, we can now enjoy this picture of a mulleted, 8-year-old version of Tulo.

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23 Apr 15:19

Shin-Soo Choo is taking over my website

by pbr
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Shin-Soo Choo is a machine and will not be stopped.

The on-base machine that is Shin-Soo Choo got hit by yet another pitch last night, becoming the first Cincinnati Red to get hit by 10 pitches in a season since 2010. Choo is already tied for the 30th best single season HBP total in Reds history, with only 142 games left to improve on that total. The only other players in the last 50 years who have been hit by 10 pitches in 22 days are Craig Biggio in 1997, when he got hit 34 times, and Ron Hunt in 1971, when he got hit 50 times. Choo is the 5th player in the last 50 years to get hit 10 times in a single month – the others are the modern era top 4 in career HBPs – Craig Biggio (285 HBPs), Don Baylor (267 HBPs), Jason Kendall (254 HBPs), and Ron Hunt (243 HBPs).
Rationally speaking, it’s too early in the season to predict a 30 or 40 or 50 HBP season, but these are the only things that are compairable to what Choo is doing right now. He’s on pace for 81. No other team has more than 9 HBPs this year.
For the record, Travis Wood was yesterday’s contributor to the Choo plunk parade.

In other plunk news, AJ Burnett plunked Jimmy Rollins, giving Burnett 110 career hit batters, and breaking Jimmy Rollins streak of 935 plate appearances without a plunk. Burnett is now in sole possession of 63rd place on the all time list for hitting batters.

Jason Marquis hit Carlos Gomez and Logan Schafer with pitches in the first inning last night, giving Gomez his 30th career plunk, and Schafer his first. Marquis is tied for 4th among active players in the category of “most Brewers plunked. Schafer is the 252nd player to get hit by a pitch for the Brewers. Both runners scored.

Aaron Loup‘s plunking of Chris Davis was the 300th HBP ever thrown by a pitcher born in 1987, and Justin Masterson‘s plunk to Hector Gimenez was the 700th ever thrown by a pitcher born in 1985.

Paul Goldschmidt‘s hbp from Ryan Vogelsong was the 250th plunk ever recorded by a batter born in Delaware.

23 Apr 13:44

Lesson #1733 - Supply and Demand

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this pretty much explains my desire to try fireball whiskey


Black current? Coffee with tequila? There are some very questionable options available.


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12 Apr 14:28

How Quinnipiac Tore Up And Rewrote New Haven's Hockey History

by Jack Dickey
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really interesting read on the historical presence of hockey in New Haven, CT

You would expect to find the nation's No. 1 college hockey team here on the northern shore of Long Island Sound. This is true hockey country, even by New England's impossible standards. You would expect to find a team that built a 21-game unbeaten streak from November to February, a team that posted a 17-2-3 conference record, a team that stars a Hobey Baker Award finalist goalie who's allowed just 62 goals in 40 games, a team that steamrolled into the Frozen Four, which is underway tonight in Pittsburgh. In New Haven, Conn., the various arenas featured beloved pro teams almost continuously from 1926 until 2002. The nation's oldest college hockey program plays here, too. That would be Yale, of course, but we're not here to talk about Yale.

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12 Apr 14:25

04/10/2013

by billamend
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cartoon math is weird.

04/10/2013

11 Apr 21:00

Massive Shark Scares The Crap Out Of Fisherman, You

by Barry Petchesky
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TERROR INCARNATE

Veteran angler Isaac Brumaghim was fishing from his kayak off Oahu on Sunday, minding his own business, reeling in a small fish, when—GIANT FUCKING SHARK OUT OF NOWHERE.

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11 Apr 17:11

Vin Scully talks hashtags and TV for dogs

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God bless you Vin Scully, may you broadcast a thousand years.

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Legendary Los Angeles Dodgers announcer Vin Scully went on a legendary tangent last night after reading a Twitter poll to the fans at home.  After saying the options "#HittersPark" or "#PitchersPark" he asked the question on every person's mind over the age of 65, "what in the world is hashtag?"

Vin took part in an offseason Twitter Q&A with the Dodgers, but he must have missed the reasoning for the #AskVin hashtag.

Scully then seamlessly moves to more things that don't make sense, namely, DirecTV's new DogTV channel, which as it indicates is television for dogs.  Again, Vin asks the question on everyone's mind.  How do you sell sponsors to dogs?  What's the point of advertising when human beings are away from the television?  And why not a channel made for cats?  These are the kind of insights that have separated from Vin Scully from other announcers for over six decades.

11 Apr 15:59

This High Schooler Won The National Wrestling Title In The Coolest Way Possible

by Timothy Burke
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LIKE A BOSS

With ten seconds remaining in his title bout at the National High School Coaches Association wrestling championships in Virginia, Renaldo Rodriguez-Spencer found himself behind on points and in need of a miracle. He found it in something called "the flying squirrel."

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11 Apr 15:48

I Have A New Grill, And I Feel OK About It

by Albert Burneko
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I love everything about this article.

I had a grill—a cheap, off-brand, bizarrely squircle-shaped charcoal kettle job, which I picked up for a few bucks at Big Lots (which, for the unacquainted, is a name for what is left strewn on the landscape when a giant comes lumbering down the mountain, lifts up a Wal-Mart, holds it upside down, and shakes it for a few seconds, before carrying it off to use as a Frisbee)—which, despite its obscure origins and odd shape, served me quite well for several years, before one day tendering its resignation by collapsing into a sad pile of somewhat frighteningly frangible metal scraps the moment I dumped a bag of charcoal into it on a gorgeous afternoon at the very end of last summer. I like to think that this poor generic relabeled compost tumbler's final generous act toward my family was to self-destruct prior to the ignition of this last fire, which certainly would have caused its altogether disintegration and the burning down of my home. In any event: I had a grill, and then I did not have a grill, and it was all rather sudden. I had to broil those chicken breasts, and man, that's just a bunch of bullshit right there.

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04 Apr 15:19

A client requested I design a calendar. She wanted some of her favourite quotes from philosophers on...

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To be fair, Optimus is a classy dude.

A client requested I design a calendar. She wanted some of her favourite quotes from philosophers on each page. She asked me to credit the quotes she couldn’t remember the speaker for. Eleven of the months were all philosophy luminaries. March was Optimus Prime. 

29 Mar 20:55

How to insert your opinions without inserting your opinions

by Grant Brisbee
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so great

Matt Gelb of the Philadelphia Inquirer took a look at the Phillies' decision-making process, complete with a money quote from Ruben Amaro, Jr., who literally said, "I don't care about walks." It's a fascinating article, and one that's worth your time.

It must have been hard for Gelb, a smart writer, not to insert his opinions. It's a straight and dry feature, so there wouldn't have been room for it. However, this is a quiet, amazing takedown that isn't really close to being a takedown:

Sabermetrics, or the advanced research of baseball, extends beyond mere numbers.

In Washington, general manager Mike Rizzo commissioned a four-month study of the team's medical needs, which led to the hiring of a doctor who analyzes players' blood to determine what nutrients are required to help prevent injury.

The Mets this spring installed a system called TrackMan that uses missile-tracking technology to measure the speed, angle, and location of every batted ball. Seventeen teams use the system, according to the New York Times, and it could finally provide reliable defensive metrics.

Rick Petersen, Baltimore's minor-league pitching coordinator, conducts biomechanical studies of his prospects' pitching deliveries in an attempt to reduce injury.

The Chicago Cubs partnered with Bloomberg Sports in January to develop "a state-of-the-art player evaluation system" touted in a news release issued by the club.

The Houston Astros created a front office position titled "director of decision sciences" and hired a former NASA employee. The Boston Red Sox have employed Bill James, viewed as the father of modern baseball analysis, since 2003.

Proefrock would not detail the Phillies' initiatives, or if any exist.

That's poetry. I wouldn't even call it sabermetrics anymore because the term rankles too many people. It's just figuring-out-why-stuff-happens-metrics. And, yeah, it has to do with all of that up there and probably 600 things we aren't thinking about because we're not paid to be smart and thinking about how baseball works.

27 Mar 16:00

This is kind of how Selig ended up with the team, you know

by Grant Brisbee
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Who wants in?

The promotional departments of minor-league and independent teams get all the attention because they don't have as much to lose. They can turn anything into a promotion. MacGyver Night. There's a freebie if you're interested, random team in the Can-Am League. You have a table filled with household items, and if a fan can arrange them into something that trips the dunk tank with your mascot in it, the fan will win a shirt. Done. Put it on the schedule.

Also of note: several teams around the continent are having some sort of Manti Te'o-themed night over the next couple months. They are really taking it to him, those guys!

But for major-league teams, their promotional departments have a certain sense of decorum. They can't just throw anything to the wall and see if it sticks. They have to get a little more creative. And the Brewers have one of the most creative ticket-plan packages I've ever seen:

Every time the Brewers win, you exchange your Bernie's Terrace ticket for the next game in the plan for just $2 to the next best seating area (see list below). You remain in that seat location until the Brewers win the next game in the plan. If the Brewers don't win, you simply exchange your Bernie's Terrace ticket at no cost for a seat in the same section where you last advanced — no backsliding.

You start by the beer slide, and if the Brewers win eight in a row -- about a .004-percent chance, if my math is right, which it probably isn't -- your ninth game is in the Field Diamond Box, where peons normally dare to tread.

The Brewers already have good attendance, but that doesn't mean they can't get a little creative. I kind of want to buy this, and I'm 2,100 miles away.

26 Mar 14:12

The First Official Legend of Grimrock 2 Screenshot

by petri
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i should probably beat the first one before i get excited about the sequel

Here it is, the first official screenshot from Legend of Grimrock 2! Hope you like it! :)

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20 Mar 17:22

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