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20 Aug 15:13
How to completely traumatize your child after watching Tron
by Rob Bricken
Calve12 showed the movie Tron to his young daughter, who promptly had a nightmare about her father getting sucked into a computer. Here is what the daughter encountered when waking up the next morning. Ha ha, it's funny because he'll be paying for years of therapy!
    
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19 Aug 16:58
Geeks! There's an AWESOME kickstarter that's almost there in its final two days! Please give it a look. It involves the rare combination of science and theater! >
August 18, 2013
Geeks! There's an AWESOME kickstarter that's almost there in its final two days! Please give it a look. It involves the rare combination of science and theater! >
Damiani.guilherme, RaptoR and 2 others like this
18 Aug 16:52
I Couldn't Connect My Laptop to the Printer...
Eyal Cohen, Markr likes this
16 Aug 01:31
The Problem? The Pipes WEREN'T Arranged in the Shape of a Scorpion!
Type3john and -1 others like this
16 Aug 01:23
Would You Put a Dog in a Crate Behind an SUV Like This Jerk?
You know those people who treat their dogs like a member of the family? This story isn't about those people. This is about someone who put his dog in a crate, attached the crate to the back of his Dodge Durango with a bungee cord (right behind the tailpipe), and then drove off into the sunset like a lunatic.
Or it could have been a woman who did this. A family. We don't know. All we know is that an officer finally pulled this person over, thanks to the sustained efforts of Nicole Hubbard, an off-duty animal control officer who couldn't sit back and watch a dog get treated this way.
It started on Saturday, according to a story in the New York Daily News, when Hubbard and her boyfriend were driving on Interstate 95 in Georgia and spotted the dog in the crate behind the SUV.
“We were riding back from a family vacation,” Hubbard said. “We thought, ‘Surely, they don’t have a dog in the back of it.’ But when we got up next to it, there the dog was.”
Yikes.
Hubbard called the highway patrol, who assured them an officer would be on the way. An officer was not on the way. Hubbard followed the SUV, worried about the dog, who seemed to be a white Beagle mix. She noted the cramped cage -- the dog didn't seem to have room to turn around. It was also hot -- the day was 95 degrees. According to Pet360.com, Hubbard knew this would fall under neglect because the dog didn't have water.
She called the highway patrol again, and an operator said the agency didn't have an officer to send just yet. Undeterred, Hubbard stayed with the SUV until it crossed into South Carolina -- about an hour and a half later.
Then, she called that state's highway patrol, which quickly dispatched an officer, who pulled over the SUV and finally allowed Hubbard to stop her pursuit and carry on with her trip.
“They were wonderful,” said Hubbard.
It is not clear, however, what happened to the driver of the SUV, or the dog. Pet360.com called around to various agencies but couldn't get an answer. Hopefully, at the very least, the dog was placed inside the car.
“I was just amazed that somebody could be that uneducated of the dangers with that dog being there,” Hubbard told the Daily News. “Hopefully, they learned something from it.”
Via the New York Daily News and Pet360.com
16 Aug 01:22
JOE 9000, Make Me a Double Decaf Soy Latte!
Submitted by: Unknown
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16 Aug 00:42
15 Strangely Satisfying Examples Of Power Washing Porn
BRB, buying a power washer. Via Reddit’s 100% SFW subreddit .
Holy smokey mountains.
Oooohhh yep. Yep, yep, yep.
imgur.com / Via reddit.com
15 Aug 13:18
Unitasker Wednesday: Sling2Go
by Erin Doland
All Unitasker Wednesday posts are jokes — we don’t want you to buy these items, we want you to laugh at their ridiculousness. Enjoy!
I am a dog person. We don’t currently share our home with a dog, but if I had my way we would have a dachshund (or two) hanging out with us. And, by hanging, I don’t mean it literally. However, I’m not sure the inventors of Sling2Go Pet Sling get that:
This is a dog harness that allows you to hook a strap onto it to actually let your dog hang out with you.
His little paws just dangle. There isn’t any place for him to rest his head. He has no protection if you run into something. Slam! His ribs just glide straight into the doorframe.
For older or injured dogs, I understand traditional pet slings where dogs can curl up next to you and be transported in a protective covering to dog parks or the vet. Regular pet slings make sense because the elderly or injured dogs are supported physically and completely by the sling. They can also slide down into the sling and fall asleep if they want to. But in the Sling2Go … dogs can’t do that. What it actually appears to do is to turn your dog into a purse.
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13 Aug 22:28
LEGOception
by Brad
Redditor Sheepfilms presents the infinite regression of a LEGO brick in a perfect loop.