i sent these in this morning and i still haven’t heard back. it’s almost noon
hey all! i started a patreon and it’s doing pretty well! thank you! there is some cool new stuff for patrons if you haven’t checked it out yet. you are great, thank you, here is me kissing you: x
Bill Hanstockpfft you wish, pal
Just a few days ago, we discovered that The Muppet Movie and The Great Muppet Caper joined Muppets Take Manhattan on Netflix’s streaming service. And now that threesome has turned into a quintet.
The Muppet Christmas Carol and Muppet Treasure Island are also streaming on Netflix, bringing the grand total of Muppet movies to five. That’s the original trilogy, as well as the first two post-Jim films.
Perhaps someday Muppets From Space, The Muppets, and Muppets Most Wanted will join them. Or maybe we’ll be surprised with the inclusion of The Muppets at Walt Disney World or Emmet Otter’s Jug Band Christmas or Julie Andrews on Sesame Street or something. But until then, we’ll just have to settle (as if this is settling) for the majority of the Muppets’ theatrical films.
Click here for treasure islands in the stream on the ToughPigs forum!
by Joe Hennes – Joe@ToughPigs.com
flickering square stars promise godhood
amid a dark ocean of musk
promotional caps bob like lifeboats
commerce has survived the great wreck
as we
drown
- ign
Brock Lesnar has accomplished a lot of things in his life; holding both the WWE Undisputed and UFC Heavyweight Championships, murdering a shitload of prairie dogs and conquering the Undertaker’s undefeated streak at WrestleMania. He almost made an NFL team on a whim, married WWE Playboy covergirl Sable and got about 7/10ths the way around on a shooting star press. He’s done it all. Up next on his to-do list?
EAT
SLEEP
SELL MY RURAL HOME
REPEAT
Assuming he’s eaten and slept, Lesnar has put his Minnesota home on the market for the bargain price of only $799,000. That’s less than $800,000! If you’re interested in the house diverticulitis built, here’s the info from Zillow:
Zillow
Private home secluded on 43 acres of prime land: tillable acres, woods, pond and yard. Open floor plan, large windows, hardwood floors, large updated kitchen w/oak cabinets. Four bedrooms and two home offices, newer heated pole barn and storage barn.
Bonus: It’s right down the street from a Jimmy John’s, probably! Also, New York’s hottest club is Heated Pole Barn.
If anybody looks into this, let me know what you find. My assumptions are “rooms full of dead animal carcasses,” “a walk-in stocked with nothing but sleeveless black t-shirts” and “Kurt Angle living on the couch.”
Very important news update: Thanks to the Internet, hedgehogs are officially on the verge of mainstream American popularity. We did it, Internet! Let's celebrate by spending an hour watching YouTube videos of hedgehogs.
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Last week, the e-cigarette industry had a run-in with the Girl Scouts. The issue? Thin Mint-flavored e-liquid. Wacky flavors are a huge part of the culture that has cropped up around nicotine vaporizers, but it doesn't stop there. In addition to creating their own custom flavors, vapers like to tamper with the insides of their devices to make what are called "mods." It's sort of like rolling your own cigarettes rather than buying packs. Vape shops do a robust business in "rebuildable" devices, while the internet offers endless YouTube videos and forum posts explaining how to alter the atomizer to get a stronger flavor or tweak the battery to get a deeper puff. Just be careful it doesn't explode.
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Bill Hanstockhere are just a few places you can buy free winona shirts, if pete wants to tell sarah luz:
http://www.redbubble.com/people/snufkin/works/7787031-free-winona?p=t-shirt
http://www.ebay.com/sch/i.html?_nkw=free+winona+shirt&_frs=1
http://yque.com/frewinonwhit.html
https://www.etsy.com/listing/167598029/free-winona-t-shirt-funny-t-shirt-cool?utm_source=google&utm_medium=product_listing_promoted&utm_campaign=clothing_low&gclid=CID0muGMzb4CFY17fgodAocAgw
Winona Ryder circa 2002
Robert Rich Lets Sofia Coppola Raid His Star-Studded Polaroids
my biggest regret is that i never got a ‘free winona’ t-shirt.
this photograph is really important in ways i’m having trouble explaining
