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27 May 19:35

What Did Critics Say About Hugh Jackman When He Debuted in the First X-Men Movie?

by E. Alex Jung

Remember the year 2000? We had just gotten over that Y2K thing, Beyoncé was still in Destiny’s Child, and Bryan Singer had made a last-minute change and cast Hugh Jackman as Wolverine in X-Men. (Oh, Dougray Scott: what could have been.) From that point on, Hugh Jackman would get bigger ... More »






24 May 00:36

Edelstein on Blended: This Is Not Adam Sandler’s Worst Film, But It Is His Most Offensive

by David Edelstein

Adam Sandler’s latest comedy, Blended, makes a case for wholesome family values, but it’s a good family movie the way Hooters is a good family restaurant — good for reactionary white pervs who like synthetic (reheated) fast food served by fawning stereotypes. Hooters, by the way, is the setting for the ... More »






17 May 00:14

Bert and Zachary Levi Singing About Being Outside is Delightful

by Joe Hennes

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Mashable and Sesame Workshop just uploaded this new video starring Bert, Zachary Levi, and Kal Penn, all about putting down your Facebooks and iPhones and Tumblpads and Instatweets and getting outside.  And it’s absolutely delightful. You should watch it right now!

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by Joe Hennes – Joe@ToughPigs.com

16 May 17:22

Tara, the hero cat, to throw out the first pitch for the Bakersfield Blaze

by Craig Calcaterra
That sound you hear is the baseball blogosphere rejoicing over the fact that it now has an excuse to post viral cat videos.
16 May 17:22

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16 May 17:21

Watch Seth Meyers Look Back at Marrying Stefon

by Jesse David Fox

As the weather warms, wedding season is upon us. Last night on Late Night, Seth Meyers reminisced about his. No, not his recent marrying of his wife — Meyers looked back at when he married Stefon about a year ago. It really is a touching story. Again, we are talking ... More »






13 May 02:49

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05 May 19:17

There’s a Grand Budapest Hotel Cruise

by Jesse David Fox

In sounds-so-fake-it-must-be-real news, on June 13, Wes Anderson is hosting a screening of The Grand Budapest Hotel on the Queen Mary 2. Though the movie itself is fairly landlocked, it is fancy, so then it makes sense, right? While sailing from Brooklyn (of course) to London, beyond a screening, there ... More »






04 May 21:58

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01 May 09:48

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It is with great pleasure and palpable nerves that we announce our kickstarter to fund the final five episodes of Baman Piderman!

Thank you, as always, for all the incredible support. We’re humbled and forever giddy with just how many people like our cartoon.

Lot’s of love,

Lindsay and Alex

GO LOOK AT MY FRIENDS KICKSTARTER!! WATCH THEIR CARTOON!!

30 Apr 19:28

43 Things You Learn About Vincent Kartheiser by Hanging Out With Him

by Jada Yuan

This past Sunday’s episode of Mad Men was entirely devoid of Pete Campbell, which, we have to say, was, “Not great, Bob!” To help with Vincent Kartheiser withdrawal, we pored over the outtakes, transcripts, and notes left over from New York Magazine’s recent feature profile of the actor and found ... More »






30 Apr 15:22

Mean Girls Director Mark Waters Spills 10 Juicy Stories, 10 Years Later

by Kyle Buchanan

Today is the tenth anniversary of the release of Mean Girls. We are republishing this piece from February. Sure, you may have scored highly on Vulture's Mean Girls quote quiz, but do you really know everything there is to know about the Tina Fey–penned high school comedy? With the tenth ... More »






29 Apr 00:19

January Jones, You Are a Secret DGAF Hero

by Maggie Lange

You have your DGAF role model all picked out, don't you? Somewhere on the DGAF scale between Rihanna, Aubrey Plaza, Ilana Glazer, or Cara Delevingne? Well, I am going to encourage you to open your heart to one more DGAF supermoon. Can I talk to you about January Jones as ... More »
28 Apr 21:29

Kate McKinnon on the SNL ‘Dyke & Fats’ Origin Story

by Jenna Marotta

A few weeks ago, SNL aired one of its most hilarious, subversive sketches in recent memory: "Dyke & Fats," a '70s cop show starring Kate McKinnon and Aidy Bryant. Vulture caught up with McKinnon last night at the Tribeca Film Festival premiere of the movie Intramural to learn more about ... More »






28 Apr 17:52

See Betty Draper’s ‘Got Milk?’ Ad

by Lindsey Weber

On last night's Mad Men, Betty agreed to help chaperone Bobby's school field trip to a dairy farm. Too bad young Bobby traded her sandwich away, leaving Betty with some serious parental aggression and Bobby with yet another memory for his future therapist. She'll never be up for a Mother ... More »






28 Apr 14:34

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27 Apr 22:20

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27 Apr 20:27

Steven Spielberg to Direct Adaptation of Roald Dahl’s The BFG

by Delia Paunescu

Years after acquiring Roald Dahl’s 1982 children's book The BFG, DreamWorks has found a director for its live-action film adaptation: none other than Steven Spielberg. The Hollywood Reporter reports that Spielberg "is officially committing himself to BFG and is planning a 2015 start date with a release in 2016." Also ... More »






27 Apr 09:29

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25 Apr 18:00

The Search for Constantine at EPCOT

by Joe Hennes

The following article was written by ToughPigs reader Jeremy Wilcox, who is much closer to Orlando than us. Thanks for all your hard work, Jeremy!

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This weekend at Walt Disney World’s Epcot theme park a new Muppet-themed experience debuted.  Currently Epcot is hosting the International Flower and Garden festival, which includes a Kermit & Piggy topiary and some Muppet themed merchandise to coincide.  For those of you who are unfamiliar, Epcot has an entire section of the park dedicated to themed pavilions from around the world – Mexico, Norway, Germany, France, the UK, and so forth.  With the Muppets Most Wanted taking our felt friends on a world tour, isn’t this a perfect fit?

The experience, which technically doesn’t have a name, is actually two experiences in one!  One adventure (Team Sam) takes you to the UK and France pavilions, while the other (Team Napoleon) takes you to Germany and Italy before each experiences take you to the American Adventure for the finale.

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Let’s start with Team Napoleon, since this is Interpol jurisdiction.  I checked in at the Muppet Bureau of Investigation stand, which was nicely decorated for a temporary activity. (The festival only runs until May 18, but there’s no direct tie between the festival and the activity. That said, I don’t see this as a permanent installation.  No end date is announced so far.)  After the Cast Member (Disney’s term for employee) comments on my Kermit hat (I assure him it isn’t a Constantine hat), he hands us our mission portfolio and directs us to look for a valuable Cuckoo clock in Germany made by Baron Victor Von Cuckoo.

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A stroll through Germany reveals a sign – a sure clue we’re on the right track!  We approach the shop only to find we’re too late!  A clear imprint of a clock on the wall is present, but Constantine has written a message:

“Greetings to arch enemies at MBI!  Now that I ‘Have Time’ I think maybe I pull ‘Italian Job.’  Try to keep up!” – Signore Constantine.

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The Cast Member inside the store gives me our train ticket to Italy (in the form of a sticker – what kind of Mickey Mouse operation is this train that uses stickers for tickets?) and we’re off.  As we wander, we pass the Muppet topiary.  See, during the Flower and Garden festival Disney creates dozens of character topiaries from Mickey to Snow White and the 7 Dwarfs, to Kermit and Piggy!  These are particularly beautiful – and all made from living plants!  Disney’s set up a speaker system and was playing some Muppet music in the background – Movin’ Right Along gave way to Rainbow Connection and then surprisingly to Macho Man.  Really?  Macho Man?  That song hasn’t been commercially available since Muppet Hits Take 2 in 1994… whoever picks the music must be doing their homework!  While an odd choice at first, the festival includes a “Flower Power” concert series with 60’s and 70’s aritists including The Village People, so perhaps that explains the choice, but still – kudos!!

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Back to our quest – we arrive in Italy, looking for a rare Gonzo il Grande Mask.  Fortunately enough there’s a mask shop in Italy!  WHAT ARE THE CHANCES?!  The Italian Cast Member instructs us to punch the number of the train we took (conveniently located on our sticker ticket) into a special key pad nearby, which activated the special effect for the mask – blinking red lights!  (I can just hear Jean Pierre Napoleon saying “Blinky light, let’s go!” but alas, it was only in my head).  We’re directed to visit America for our next stop – and as we exit the shop we see other evidence that Constantine is nearby, as shown by a subtly marked “Evil Criminal Mastermind Entrance.”

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We arrive in America to meet another agent of the MBI, who tells us thanks to our hard work Constantine has been caught and we can see the evidence behind a plant-wall (Disney uses these to block off certain areas during construction, events, etc. rather than just using a real wall).  He also hands us our prize – “Wocka Wocka Watermelon Seeds” with the Muppets Most Wanted poster on them.  We go to take a look at Constantine for ourselves and discover some crates addressed to the MBI with a “Captured” poster of Constantine and a frog sized prisoner transport box.  I was really looking forward to hearing Constantine griping from inside the box “GET ME OUT OF HERE!” or something similar, but alas, it’s just a prop.  Missed opportunity.

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After a small stop for a snack (it was my lunch hour, which lasts 6 hours) we venture back to join team Sam for his quest.  Fun fact – within feet of the end of this Muppet Scavenger Hunt, you can buy a “Piggylicious Bacon Cupcake.”  We were dispatched to find the Royal Scepters in England – which of course, are already missing!  Constantine has left instructions for Number Two to call him.  We use the phone in England and hear a recording of Sam Eagle telling us he’d intercepted a call from Constantine to Number Two.  Sadly, the phone was awfully quiet and the shop was loud, so I really couldn’t make out the message – but it did sound like material that was recorded specifically for this purpose.The friendly British Cast Member tells us Constantine’s likely to take those to the jewelry show in Paris, and sends us on our way.

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We arrive in France (we traveled by map) and find the jewelry show!  There’s a priceless 1 carat diamond on display (wait for it…) and when we find it, we’ll get our next clue!  We indeed find the one carat diamond (a cousin to the fabulous baseball diamond, I’m sure) which is, of course, shaped like a carrot (there it is!) and are instructed to enter information into a keypad again.  We do so, get some more blinky lights, and are sent back to America!

Given that both experiences have the same ending, we opted to move on with our day, content with knowing that we’d captured the world’s most dangerous frog and we could indeed sleep easy tonight.

So there you have it!  Constantine is no longer at large, and it’s all thanks to me (and the thousands of other MBI agents at Epcot that day).  This feels like a temporary activity – there is a permanent attraction in a similar vein themed to Phineas and Ferb (formerly themed to Kim Possible) which has some bigger sight gags and uses cell phone technology rather than stickers, but it’s a fun thing to do.  My wife and I saw a fair amount of other people participating in the hunt at the same time, which is always a good sign.  This is another great example of why the Muppets are a great fit for Disney – this is a fantastic use of synergy, and it says something about the considerable resources that Disney has to be able to install this (complete with blinky lights, custom recordings of Sam and Constantine, and keypads) for such a short duration.  Also, how many Kermit topiaries did you see when EM.TV owned the Muppets?  NONE.

So stop by Epcot’s World Showcase and capture Constantine yourself!

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Bonus: Check out this video of the entire scavenger hunt!

Click here to find the mole hidden at the ToughPigs forum!

by Jeremy Wilcox

24 Apr 16:42

See Rediscovered 30-Year-Old Andy Warhol Amiga Computer Art

by Jesse David Fox

The Andy Warhol Museum has recovered artwork Andy Warhol made in the mid-1980s on a Commodore Amiga home computer. It all started with a YouTube clip of Andy Warhol at the Amiga launch event, making a portrait of Debbie Harry. Artist Cory Arcangel saw the clip and embarked on trying ... More »






23 Apr 18:50

Video: The Wolf of Wall Street: ‘Just the F Words’

by Jesse David Fox

When it first hit theaters, we thoroughly looked at The Wolf of Wall Street's curse-word use. The movie was fond of one in particular, setting a record for F-word use for any movie that isn't a documentary called Fuck. In honor of this, Screen Junkies made this "Just the F Words" supercut. ... More »






23 Apr 18:16

There Might Be a Lego Movie-esque Peeps Film

by Anna Silman

Filmmaker Adam Rifkin (Detroit Rock City, Underdog) has optioned film and TV rights to Peeps candy, according to Deadline. Just Born, the company which makes the Easter-themed treats, has accepted a full-length animation pitch from Rifkin and his partners to direct a "Lego Movie-esque family epic" in which a wayward ... More »






23 Apr 11:26

There’s Going to Be an It’s A Small World Movie

by Anna Silman

Deadline reports that Disney has tapped National Treasure series helmer Jon Turteltaub to direct a film adaption of their "It's A Small World" ride, which is being envisioned as the start of a possible franchise for the studio. Disney has had luck with ride-inspired films in the past — namely, Pirates of the ... More »






22 Apr 00:42

See Every Food Porn Shot From NBC's Hannibal

by E. Alex Jung

If Dr. Hannibal Lecter ever wrote a cookbook, it would be titled, How to Cook Everyone. (Or, maybe, To Serve Man — copyright Rod Serling.) Dr. Lecter is the classiest cannibal around, with the hands of Jacques Pepin and the face of an intense Danish actor. Throughout the show, he prepares ... More »






19 Apr 00:59

New X-Men: Days of Future Past Trailer: Mutant School Reunion

by Anna Silman
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The X-Men team has been stepping up its marketing push in preparation for the film's May 23rd release, and tonight we got yet another taste of what's to come in the third and final trailer. It provides a lot more insight into how the two eras of mutant history collide, ... More »






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03 Apr 00:58

Mad Men: Season 7

by Steve Cook
A specially commissioned poster by 60's art legend Milton Glaser and a selection of impeccably styled publicity stills for Season 7 of Mad Men by Frank Ockenfels 3/AMC. I really can't wait for this series to begin, though I'm also sad it'll be the last... 'sob!'