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My 4 year old daughter's homemade xenomorph Halloween costume =)
DarendukesDad: "What would you like to be for Halloween this year?"
4 year old girl: "A xenomorph!"
Dad: "I am so proud of you."
The Life Aquatic trailer in the style of Kubrick's The Shining
It's hard to turn an optimistic movie as full of light and absurd humor as Wes Anderson's The Life Aquatic With Steve Zissou into a dark horror movie that tells the story of a man turned mad-man in the style of Stanley Kubrick's The Shining—but our video magician Iván Róbert did it. Check it out:
Kid Bursts Into Tears When Parents Tell Him He Has Ebola
Darendukeslol
Add "making your son think he's dying" to the list of things people will do for the Vine. These parents put on protective masks, took their kid's temperature, and told him he had Ebola. Then they put his tears of fear and shock as he confronted his own mortality on the internet. He wasn't viral, obviously, but now the video is.
1 Pilot Dead After Virgin Space Tourism Plane Crashes During Test
DarendukesShit. SpaceShipTwo crashed in the desert.
Two of Richard Branson's space tourism planes—SpaceShipTwo and WhiteKnightTwo—lifted off on their first test flights in nine months today, but at some point during the test SpaceShipTwo suffered what Virgin is calling an "in-flight anomaly," killing one pilot and injuring another. Authorities confirmed the casualty in a press conference this afternoon.
"My Uber Is Down There!": San Francisco Hero Stands Up to Riot Cops
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For many, the riots that broke out last night in San Francisco following the Giants' World Series victory were sheer terror. Bonfires raged in the street, buildings and buses were attacked, and at least two people were shot.
Report: Piece of Amelia Earhart's Plane Found on Island Where She Died
The International Group for Historic Aircraft Recovery claims that a scrap of aluminum recovered from Nikumaroro, an uninhabited atoll in the southwestern Pacific Ocean, belongs to Amelia Earhart's plane. The new purported evidence supports a theory that the doomed pilot made a forced landing on an island in the Pacific Ocean during her trip around the world from which she was never seen again.
"The Milk Sprayer" Blasts Your Face With Breast Milk Before Robbing You
Darendukesick.
Marvel Debuts New Phase 3 Movies, Including Avengers: Infinity War!!!
Watch The First Scene Of Vampire Mockumentary What We Do In The Shadows
DarendukesI have been waiting for this to come out! Can't wait any longer!
A Circuit That Breaks Records, Runs At One Trillion Cycles Per Second
The Pentagon's advanced concepts research wing has attained a crucial technological milestone by building the world's fastest integrated circuit. Clocking in at a full one terahertz, it's 150 billion cycles faster than the previous record. The stage is now set for some unprecedented new technologies.
The Avengers Try to Prove They Are Worthy In the New Age of Ultron Clip
Watch The Avengers: Infinity War Teaser Trailer Unleash Thanos
Yesterday, Marvel unrolled their plans for "phase 3" in their long haul of successful comic movies. According to Marvel, phase three will culminate in an epic, two-part Avengers movie titled, Avengers: Infinity War. And you can watch the teaser trailer now!
NASA-Launched Rocket Explodes Into Giant Fireball
An unmanned rocket bound for the International Space Station exploded Tuesday night, seconds after its launch from a Virginia island. No one was hurt in the fiery explosion, but officials say there was extensive property damage.
Jose Canseco Blew His Middle Finger Off While Cleaning His Gun
DarendukesI have never understood people saying that they shot themselves while "cleaning" a gun. You didn't get very far into cleaning it, did you?
Step 1: Unload the gun.
Dress Your Precious Baby as a Dank-Ass Pot Leaf This Halloween
Your baby is dank. I mean, that little thing is chill as hell. Lying in its crib, playing with some stupid mobile, like Check this thing out. The dumb mobile is not that cool, baby, but you are. You're the dankest lil bb on the block. I know this. Your parents know it. But how do we prove it to the neighbors?
Cool Pope Says Evolution Is Real, God Not a Magician With a Magic Wand
Cool Pope Francis, Bishop of Rome, Vicar of Jesus Christ, Successor of the Prince of the Apostles, Supreme Pontiff of the Universal Church, possessor of truly Jadenesque follower count, acknowledged today that evolution and the Big Bang thoery are real, and that God is not "a magician with a magic wand."
Doctors in Australia have transplanted a 'dead' heart that stopped beating for 20 minutes.
Doctors in Australia have transplanted a 'dead' heart that stopped beating for 20 minutes. It's being described as the biggest heart transplant breakthrough in a decade, one that could revolutionize the way organs are donated. The technique, which utilizes a portable unit that keeps blood flowing through heart tissue, took 12 years to develop. Previously, transplant units relied solely on donor hearts from brain dead patients whose hearts were still beating.
Cat Commits Property Destruction to Avoid Having to Walk Around a Wall
Iranian Vampire Movie A Girl Walks Home Alone At Night Is A Must-Watch
I don't know how many vampire movies Iran has previously birthed, but A Girl Walks Home Alone at Night (which, man, what a fantastic title) bills itself as Iran's first Vampire Western, so I assume there are others. Watching this trailer, I have a hard time imagining how they could possibly compare.
Beast-Porn Case Ends When Sex Tiger Turns Out to Be Man in Tiger Suit
DarendukesThat headline.
Andrew Holland, a bus driver in Wales, was accused of being in possession of "extreme porn" of a woman having sex with a tiger. He was cleared of the charge in December 2009—after six months on bail—after police noticed the "tiger" in the video say, "That's grrrrrrreat," in an apparent homage to Tony the Tiger.
After 4 and a half years of saving whatever pocket change I had at the end of the day
DarendukesI've never seen a $2 coin, but this guy had 403 of them.
Black Chrome "Tron" Lamborghini Aventador
DarendukesSo close to my Countach in Forza 5.