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03 Mar 13:57

AMD wants to standardize the external GPU

by Mark Walton
Philip.paulsson

I could probably get behind this.

(credit: Robert Hallock)

AMD hints that it's working on a new external graphics card solution that promises to be "the answer" to "ultrathin" laptop gaming, according to technical marketing head Robert Hallock.

"Ultrathin notebooks are awesome to carry, but nobody in their right mind would confuse one for a gaming notebook," says Hallock. "But there's still a HUGE appetite for thin notebooks that can game. I also bet there's a bunch of gamers out there who, as they get into their 30s and 40s, wouldn't mind condensing their entire computing life down into one device that does it all... External GPUs are the answer. External GPUs with standardised connectors, cables, drivers, plug'n'play, OS support, etc."

AMD isn't saying what those "standardised connectors" might look like just yet, but Hallock promises that the company will share "more info very soon." With GDC 2016 just around the corner, AMD could opt to discuss its plans there, although a quick scan of the sessions taking place during the conference—which mostly revolve around DirectX 12—reveals little.

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03 Mar 12:11

Finn from 'Star Wars' wants a story mode for 'Battlefront'

by Timothy J. Seppala
Philip.paulsson

Yes please!

Electronic Arts and DICE have gone on record saying that the "Battle of Jakku" map is the closest we're going to get to any content in Star Wars: Battlefront that wasn't in the classic trilogy. But does that edict mean the development teams will igno...
03 Mar 12:11

Steam now discounts bundles when you own some of the games

by Nick Summers
Philip.paulsson

Oh no....this is not good for my wallet.

Every PC gamer loves a Steam sale, however picking up deals can get a little trickier when you already own half of the games. It's a first world problem for sure, but it gets frustrating when you find a brilliantly discounted Steam bundle, only to re...
02 Mar 19:57

News in Photos: Ben Carson’s Message Undercut By Eyes Drifting In Different Directions











02 Mar 19:56

Baby

Does it get taller first and then widen, or does it reach full width before getting taller, or alternate, or what?
02 Mar 19:56

This Guy Was Fined For Burping Too Loudly At An Amusement Park

by Leticia Miranda
Philip.paulsson

Note to self: Don't burp loudly in Austria

That burp will cost him $84.95.

This is Edin Mehic, a resident of Vienna, Austria, whose favorite food is kebab with lots of onions.

This is Edin Mehic, a resident of Vienna, Austria, whose favorite food is kebab with lots of onions.

Edin Mehic.

Edin Mehic / Via facebook.com

On Thursday Mehic told a long story on Facebook about how one of his favorite foods led him to belch so loudly that he was slapped with a fine for €70, which is $84.95.

On Thursday Mehic told a long story on Facebook about how one of his favorite foods led him to belch so loudly that he was slapped with a fine for €70, which is $84.95.

Edin Mehic / Via facebook.com

He told BuzzFeed News he bought a kebab "with a lot of onions like I always do."

After his meal, he took a big sip of Coke and few minutes later he got the urge to belch.

"I burped ... Liberating!" he wrote on Facebook. "Everybody knows this feeling!!!"

Mehic told BuzzFeed News that it was a "normal belch. It didn't make it into my top 5." But the sound may have made an echo because he was sitting under a train bridge.

Then he felt a hand on his shoulder. A police officer appeared and ticketed him for "outraging public decency by belching towards two police officers from a very close distance," Austria's LPD spokesperson Mag. Paul Eidenberger, Insp. told BuzzFeed News.

Heinz Robathin, Mehic's attorney with Robathin & Partner Rechtsanwalts law firm, told BuzzFeed News that belching isn't "OK," but it is "ridiculous" to ticket and fine someone for being rude in a public place like Prater park.

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02 Mar 17:00

M1CHA3L_MY3RZ says FML

by M1CHA3L_MY3RZ

Today, I donated a dollar to a kids charity at Lowe's. The cashier handed me a star to sign my name, I signed it and gave it back to her. She looked at me with disgust and asked what was wrong with me. I had to pull out my license to prove to her that my name is really Michael Myers. FML

02 Mar 15:24

Nordic Cuisine

by Scandinavia and the World
Philip.paulsson

Hello Sister Sweden!

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02 Mar 15:22

Christie Seemed Super Sad And/Or Pissed During Trump's Victory Speech

by Stephanie McNeal
Philip.paulsson

I thought he just looked kinda confused. In the "WTF did he just say??" kind of way.

Is everything alright, Chris?

Last week, ex-presidential candidate and New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie surprised many when he chose to endorse Donald Trump as the Republican nominee.

Last week, ex-presidential candidate and New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie surprised many when he chose to endorse Donald Trump as the Republican nominee.

Jewel Samad / AFP / Getty Images

So on Super Tuesday, Christie introduced Trump in Florida after the real estate mogul won several states. The governor then stood behind Trump as he gave his victory speech.

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02 Mar 01:41

News in Photos: Leonardo DiCaprio Kisses Bear Before Going Up To Receive Oscar











02 Mar 01:40

Leonardo DiCaprio Gave The Middle Finger During The Oscars And You Didn't Even Notice

by Ryan Bautista

How subtle, Leo. How. Subtle.

Your “Leo Deserves an Oscar” days are over, people. Actor and babe Leonardo DiCaprio finally won his first Oscar after six nominations. SIX. FUCKING. NOMINATIONS.

Your “Leo Deserves an Oscar” days are over, people. Actor and babe Leonardo DiCaprio finally won his first Oscar after six nominations. SIX. FUCKING. NOMINATIONS.

There he is clutching HIS Oscar.

Kevin Winter / Getty Images

Notice anything about this photo?

Notice anything about this photo?

Kevin Winter / Getty Images

Take a good, hard look at it.

Take a good, hard look at it.

Not just Leo, but the whole photo.

Kevin Winter / Getty Images

Give up and just want to know what the fuck you're missing?

Give up and just want to know what the fuck you're missing?

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02 Mar 01:37

News in Brief: ‘I’m Trump All The Way,’ Says Man Who Will Die From Mishandling Fireworks Months Before Election

Philip.paulsson

LOL Someone over the weekend said we should just make sure Walmart has a massive sale on election day, and that'll save us all from Trump.

YOUNGSTOWN, OH—According to statements made Monday by local resident David Kearney, a 36-year-old delivery driver who will die in a fireworks mishap months before the general election, he is “a Trump man all the way.” “I like what Trump has to say—he isn’t afraid to take on anyone,” said the man who, long before November, will be pronounced dead on arrival at a nearby hospital after duct-taping several M-80s together in his backyard, lighting the self-rigged explosive device, and then, after accidentally knocking the mortar tube on its side while attempting to run away from the blast, will suffer severe trauma as his “Stone Cold” Steve Austin shirt and cargo shorts are set ablaze while his horrified family looks on. “The politicians in Washington lie to our faces. Trump’s the only one who tells the truth. He’ll turn the country around.” Kearney said he was ...











02 Mar 01:37

In Sweden, McDonald's Happy Meals come with VR goggles

by Mariella Moon
Swedish kids (and adults) can get a toy much sweeter than Barbies and Hot Wheels with their Happy Meals this month. Over the weekends of March 5th and March 12th, 14 McDonald's outlets in Sweden are bundling real, working virtual reality headsets wit...
02 Mar 01:35

'Rocket League' will get a physical release later this year

by Nathan Ingraham
Philip.paulsson

Such a great game. Have y'all played recently? You can play ice hockey mode now!

The ridiculous but delightful Rocket League -- a game that basically lets you play soccer with rocket-powered cars rather than human beings -- was one of the surprise indie hits for the PS4 and Steam in 2015. Earlier this month, it hit the the Xbox O...
02 Mar 01:35

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01 Mar 20:21

News in Brief: Ted Cruz Provides Detailed Response To Moderator’s Question About Why His Face So Fucking Infuriating

HOUSTON—Responding to moderator Wolf Blitzer’s question about why voters who look at him are overwhelmed with feelings of intense aggravation and disgust, presidential candidate Ted Cruz provided a comprehensive outline during Thursday night’s GOP debate laying out exactly why his face is so fucking infuriating. “Ever since I was a child, I have had a weaselly, piece-of-shit face that you can’t help but want to hit, and that’s never changed—how many other candidates on this stage can say that?” said Cruz, adding that oftentimes when he looks in the mirror, even he wants to drive a screwdriver through his eyes so he never has to see his stupid, boxy head and waggling, doughy chin ever again. “Let me be clear: When voters look at my shit-eating, smug-as-fuck smirk, they can’t help but want to wipe it off by grabbing me by my waxy ...











29 Feb 19:19

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29 Feb 16:11

News in Brief: More Realistic Meat Substitute Made From Soy Raised In Brutally Cruel Conditions

ROCHESTER, MN—Hailing it as the best-tasting and most satisfying such product on the market, vegetarian food manufacturer Greenwood Farms unveiled a more realistic meat substitute Friday made from soy raised in brutally cruel conditions.

According to company spokespeople, the new line of “Nature’s Way” meatless products is made from soybeans grown and harvested in dark, cramped conditions where they suffer maltreatment and neglect from the moment they sprout, giving them a texture and flavor closer to that of factory-farmed beef, pork, and chicken.

“When you sink your teeth into one of our veggie burgers, you’ll know this is the kind of flavor you can only get from soybeans that have never seen actual sunlight.”

“Our vegetarian entrées and meal starters are the most authentically meat-like available on the market, because we make sure our soybeans are raised in filth-caked, overcrowded growing troughs in a windowless facility where ...











29 Feb 15:48

Dive into the uncanny valley with Boston Dynamics’ newest bipedal robot 

by Ron Amadeo
Philip.paulsson

Worth checking out the video. Through the snow he looks like a drunk. Then the dudes just start being mean! Then the robot is like, PEACE OUT

Boston Dynamics—part of Google's robotics division—has shown off the newest version of its "Atlas" bipedal robot. In a video posted to the company's YouTube page, the next-generation Atlas takes a stroll through the snow, recovers from a few slips, and even squats down to pick up a 10-pound box.

This "next-generation" Atlas is a refinement of the old Atlas model, which was unveiled to the world in 2013. The old Atlas was a bit of a giant—it was 6 feet tall and weighed 330 pounds. The new Atlas is a lot closer to an average human, at just 5 feet 9 inches tall and weighing 180 pounds. This is also the first Atlas model to be equipped with a LIDAR system—a spinning metal can embedded in the robot's head.

The new Atlas goes through quite a gauntlet of tests in the video. After taking a walk over some rough, snowy terrain, a Boston Dynamics employee pushes it backwards with a hockey stick and smacks its toy box out of its hands. After being pushed so hard and taking a header into the floor, the robot shows it is still capable of picking itself up and going back to work.

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29 Feb 12:56

leahrb says FML

by leahrb

Today, my boyfriend came over for the first time to meet my parents. The first words out of my dad's mouth were, "Son, I want you to suck upon my nipples of knowledge." FML

29 Feb 12:31

Gratitude

by Fonder
Philip.paulsson

Not where I thought it was going to go. I expected the boss to just randomly start scratching the hell out of Ted.

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If you think that’s great, wait till you see the inside.

29 Feb 12:30

yes i am working on fanfiction wherein the tanks were accidentally filled with helium, why do you ask

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29 Feb 12:27

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25 Feb 16:55

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25 Feb 15:33

Watch out, Apple and Samsung: Xiaomi’s Mi 5 phone is coming for you

by Mark Walton
Philip.paulsson

Hmm, my next phone my be a Xiaomi. Now I just have to figure out how to pronounce it.

BARCELONA—You might not have heard of Xiaomi, or used any of its products before. And even if you have, you might be wondering why one of China's largest smartphone makers—which historically hasn't sold to the US and Europe—is here at MWC to talk about its new flagship smartphone, the Mi 5. The answer, it seems, isn't to launch a dramatic assault on the Western market in the same way Huawei has, but rather to warn the likes of Apple and Samsung that Xiaomi is coming, and people are going to love it.

In a surprisingly slick, if odd press conference—VP Hugo Barra glided through the room on one of Xiaomi's own Ninebot mini scooters—the company pitted its new Android-based Mi 5 phone against the likes of the Samsung Galaxy S7 and iPhone 6S. And on paper at least, Apple and Samsung have plenty to worry about. The Mi 5 sports the latest Snapdragon 820 SoC running at 2.2GHz, a 5.15-inch 1080p edge-to-edge display, up to 4GB of LPDDR4 RAM, up to 128GB of UFS 2.0 storage, a 16MP f/2.0 camera with 4-axis OIS (a first, it claims), NFC, a fingerprint scanner, 3000mAh battery, and a gorgeous metal and glass (or ceramic) body.

The price for that little lot? An impressive 2,600 yuan ($354, €321) for the high-end 128GB model with a ceramic body, and 1,999 yuan ($262, €238) for the entry-level version with 3GB of RAM and 32GB of storage. A 64GB version will also be available. All will have black, gold, and white colour options, and all will ship with Android 6.0 running Xiaomi's MIUI 7 interface. The phones will be sold direct from Xiaomi's website in China on March 1, making the Mi 5 one of the first commercially available phones with Qualcomm's latest SoC.

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24 Feb 17:57

hardgraderorhardass says FML

by hardgraderorhardass

Today, my English professor bragged to my entire class about how good my essay was. He kept on saying great things about it for the duration of class. To my surprise, he'd given me a C-. When I asked why, his only response was: "I'm a hard grader." FML

24 Feb 17:49

BBC captures nature in 4K for 'Planet Earth II'

by Mariella Moon
Philip.paulsson

Ok, this is the only reason I would buy a new 4k TV...

The 4K wildflife documentary Netflix promised us isn't slated to debut until 2019, but you won't have to wait that long to see vivid images of nature on TV. BBC's gearing up for the release of Planet Earth II, its six-part follow-up to the original P...
24 Feb 15:25

Amazon is working on a comedy starring Jean-Claude Van Damme

by Timothy J. Seppala
Philip.paulsson

WWJCVDD

The man who calmly did the splits between two moving semi trucks and lived to tell the tale is starring in a comedy from Amazon. Jean-Claude Van Johnson has Jean-Claude Van Damme playing a martial arts actor who ditches retirement and steps back into...
24 Feb 12:13

Diacritics

Using diacritics correctly is not my forté.
24 Feb 02:11

The modular THeMIS mini-tank can be whatever you need it to be

by Andrew Tarantola
Philip.paulsson

Singapore Airshow? Neat! Did any of you Singa folks go??

Estonian defense contractor Milrem debuted its modular unmanned ground vehicle, dubbed the THeMIS (Tracked Hybrid Modular Infantry System), at the Singapore Airshow on Wednesday. The THeMIS is basically a remote-controlled platform on tank treads. It...