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08 Dec 12:10

Your Mass Shooting Thoughts and Prayers Are Accidentally Going to the Angry God of a Distant Planet

by SAM WEINER

People of Earth,

S’nathrokhan here. I’m the God of a planet two galaxies, four dimensions, and nineteen possibilities away. Weird question… are you guys having horrifically frequent mass shootings? Because if you’ve been counting on your God to end those, I got some bad news: your prayers keep getting accidentally delivered to my house.

You all know how prayers work: You make a wish, it shoots up into the sky, gets intercepted by the pan-reality post office, and then dropped off at the correct God’s castle, where He/She/They/An Unfathomable Wriggling Mass Of Eyeballs reads it and makes it come true. But your prayers must’ve bumped into a black hole or gotten turned around in a nine-dimensional space bubble because I’m getting truckloads of your pleas to end gun violence. And they have started pouring in with, frankly, embarrassing frequency.

Now… I know this isn’t My place — and keep in mind, this is coming from a horned snake with 10,000 legs and infinite teeth who demands tri-annual virgin sacrifices and who wipes out all life on His planet every time someone has a single impure thought — but your relationship with guns is seriously fucked up.

You guys have been praying to end gun violence for decades! I got one prayer this morning, it was all banged up and covered with RETURN TO SENDER stickers — and it was from a shooting outside Littleton, Colorado in 1999! And nothing has changed since then!

Excuse My ignorance about your planet but… do you guys not have laws or something?

Also, I can’t help but notice that all your gun death-related thoughts and prayers are coming from one particular part of your Earth. Are the other people praying to a different God? Do the people outside your “America” have bulletproof skin? Might be worth looking into it and seeing what the differences are, is all I’m saying.

And, sorry if I’m overstepping My bounds here, but you might want to rethink what’s “prayer appropriate” and what’s not.

Just look what you’re praying for! A bountiful harvest? A “Thank You” for breathing life into you? No! You’re praying for humans to stop killing other humans! Now, I don’t really know your God that well — We’ve met a couple of times at conferences or whatever–but on My planet, that’s the kind of prayer that would be answered with a big “Go fuck yourselves.”

Mudslides, freak lightning storms, untreatable illnesses–those are God problems. But YOU killing each other with killing machines YOU created to kill each other seems like a YOU problem. Go do something about it! But, hey, that’s just this God’s opinion.

Anyway, I’ve pinned this note to the Fermi crater on the far side of your moon where surely one of your astronauts will pick it up soon. I’m trying to get through to someone at the post office but, in the meantime, you might want to get started on some non-prayer solutions to all your mass shootings. Take it from Me, an omniscient creature of pure Wrath, if there’s one thing even we Gods can’t fix, it’s poor mail delivery! (On My planet, that joke is groundbreaking and hilarious! And if you didn’t laugh, I would smite your entire village.)

Eternal Torture To All Non-Believers In S’nathrokhan and Seriously, Good Luck With Your Gun Problem,

— S’nathrokhan

07 Dec 19:47

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - The Puppy Test

by tech@thehiveworks.com


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06 Dec 20:56

Russian Olympic Coach Gently Breaks News To Hulking 200-Pound Gymnast That She Won’t Be Competing In South Korea

by Ryan Shattuck

MOSCOW—In light of the International Olympic Committee’s decision to bar all Russian athletes from the 2018 Winter Olympics as punishment for its engagement in systematic doping, witnesses reported Wednesday that Russian Olympic coach Anatoly Krukov gently broke the news to hulking, 200-pound gymnast Katerina Yelpshin…

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05 Dec 18:57

Boom's supersonic jets get $10 million boost from Japan Airlines

Philip.paulsson

WANT (to ride)

Notably, Boom said, this is the first time an airline has actually made a financial commitment to supersonic aircraft before they've been available. Air France and British Airways technically pre-ordered the Concorde, but they didn't put any money down and had their costs heavily subsidized to the point where BA paid just £7 for its entire fleet.

The payoff for the investment is likely years away when Boom doesn't expect the first aircraft to enter service until 2023. However, it's understandable why JAL would be willing to take a chance on Boom so soon. For obvious reasons, many of its international flights are long -- Boom's jets could dramatically reduce that travel time for passengers willing to pay a premium.

05 Dec 16:38

'Time Capsule' Found in Jesus Statue—Where You Wouldn't Expect

Philip.paulsson

Hahah awesome. Butts.

While restoring an 18th century statue, Spanish historians found what appears to be a makeshift time capsule in an unlikely place—the buttocks of a statue.

The statue portrayed the image of Jesus Christ during the crucifixion and had been hanging in the church of St. Águeda in northern Spain. The centuries-old statue was starting to show cracks and was coming loose from its cross, explained Gemma Ramírez.

Ramírez is a preservationist with the Madrid-based group Da Vinci Restauro, which worked on keeping the statue in good condition. It was when they were lifting the statue onto a work table, said Ramírez, that they first noticed something was inside.

When they removed a section of the statue carved into the image of a cloth, Ramírez and her colleague discovered that the artwork's hollow bottom contained a document that details life in late 18th century Spain.

Two handwritten letters, yellow with age, were inside. They're dated from 1777 and signed by Joaquín Mínguez, a chaplain from the Burgo de Osma cathedral.

In his letters, Mínguez paints a picture of the region's day-to-day economic and cultural activity. The chaplain first notes that the statue was created by a man named Manuel Bal, who created other wooden likenesses for churches in the region. He then describes the successful harvests of various grains like wheat, rye, oats, and barley and stores of wine.

Mínguez also names diseases like typhoid fever plaguing the village during this time period, but adds that cards and balls were used for entertainment.

Outside of village life, Mínguez details Spain's political climate. He writes that King Carlos III is on the throne, and that the Spanish court is in Madrid. The letter even contains a mention of the deadly Spanish Inquisition, which lasted from 1478 to 1834.

The general and wide-ranging nature of Mínguez's letters mean he likely intended them to be a kind of time capsule for future generations, historian Efren Arroyo told Spanish newspaper El Mundo. Arroyo added that it's uncommon to find artifacts hidden inside church statues.

It's one of the most surprising discoveries made by the restoration group, they say. The Madrid-based team has previously worked on restoring old paintings, statues, and antique furniture.

The recovered letters were sent to the Archbishop of Burgos, where they will be archived. A copy was made and placed back into the buttocks to preserve Mínguez's intent.

This story has been updated with additional information from Gemma Ramírez.

04 Dec 20:21

World-Class Sushi In Newark Airport

Tsukiji Fishroom, a sushi restaurant now open at Newark International Airport’s Terminal C, has been earning near-universal rave reviews, which critics attribute to the high-quality fish it flies in every day direct from Japan’s most famous fish market. What do you think?

“They have a pretty good Wendy’s too.”

Katie Lyons • Pettifogger

“Newark has always been a gateway to the flavors of the East.”

Alex Paxton • Bus Steward

“Are they sure it doesn’t just seem great because it’s surrounded by New Jersey?”

Nick Muschiano • Hamster Trainer

04 Dec 19:46

The Gävle Goat

Philip.paulsson

You're welcome.

For 50 years, the 13 meters tall, 7 meters long, and 3 tons heavy Gävle Goat has been a given Christmas feature in Gävle. Each year on the first of Advent, he is inaugurated on Slottstorget (Castle Square). In 2016 the goat turned 50 years old and the inauguration ceremony attracted over 18,000 visitors! This year, our grand celebrity on Castle Square is inaugurated on Sunday December the 3rd, at 3pm. Titti Schultz is our host for the evening and she will spread Christmas cheer together with LaGaylia Frazier and Alice Svensson. Around 4pm, the inauguration is finished off with fireworks.

The Gävle Goat inauguration is a certified Eco-Friendly Event. Please help out by choosing sustainable means of transportation to Castle Square.

Follow the live stream of the Gävle Goat's Inauguration here! (no English translation)

04 Dec 16:15

North Korea can hit all of US with its new ICBM. Deal with it

by Sean Gallagher
Philip.paulsson

OMG infuriating. This article at least quotes the full thing I was talking about "it would be INCAPABLE of carrying a nuclear warhead to this long distance", but then literally the next paragraph the reporter is like yeah, but it could still reach Washington DC. NO YOU FUCKTARD, that's the opposite of what you just fucking quoted!!!

Enlarge / Deal with it. (credit: Korean Central News Service / Sean Gallagher)

North Korea's latest intercontinental ballistic missile test demonstrates a number of things that are not good news for anyone hoping to prevent the country from becoming a global nuclear power. The missile, called the Hwasong-15, flew high enough (more than 4,400 kilometers, or 2,700 miles—more than 10 times the altitude of the International Space Station) and long enough (54 minutes) to demonstrate that it was capable of delivering a nuclear warhead to anywhere in the United States.

The Hwasong-15 is essentially equivalent to the US' Titan II. It is an immense, liquid-fueled missile, much larger than North Korea's Hwasong-14 ICBM. The 15 appears to use two engines on its first stage as well as an enlarged second stage, according to Kim Dong-yub, an analyst at the Institute for Far Eastern Studies in Seoul. While it only flew about 960 kilometers (600 miles) over the ground, David Wright, a physicist with the Union of Concerned Scientists, estimated the Hwasong-15 would have a range of 8,100 miles (13,000 kilometers) in normal flight.

"We do not know how heavy a payload this missile carried, but given the increase in range, it seems likely that it carried a very light mock warhead," Wright said in a UCS blog post. "If true, that means it would be incapable of carrying a nuclear warhead to this long distance, since such a warhead would be much heavier."

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01 Dec 14:18

Melania Trump Hangs Decayed Badger Carcass Over White House Mantel To Finish Off Traditional Slovenian Christmas Decor

by Ryan Shattuck on Politics, shared by Ryan Shattuck to The Onion

WASHINGTON—Smiling as she found just the right spot for the decoration, Melania Trump hung a decayed badger carcass over the White House mantel Thursday in keeping with the traditions of Slovenian Christmas. “Ah, it finally feels like the holidays,” said the First Lady, adding that the animal’s decomposing remains…

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30 Nov 16:09

People Are Getting Robocalls About Their "Derogatory" Trump Posts [Updated]

Philip.paulsson

Shared for the 2nd to last paragraph for None: "But whether people are being targeted by conservative friends—or by liberals in some sort of false-flag stunt, or by conservatives impersonating liberals in a double-false-flag stunt—or the calls are simply sent out at random, they are a creepy practice, transforming robocalls from a simple annoyance into a political weapon. Though it’s a weapon that may backfire"

Though it fit nicely with your conspiracy theory(ies). :-)

Image: Jim Cooke/GMB, photo: Shutterstock

Brett Vanderbrook was driving for Uber last week when he got a call from an unfamiliar number. He let it go to voicemail and when he listened to it later, he got a shock: It was a recorded message telling him to stop making “negative and derogatory posts about President Trump.”

“It was kind of threatening. I was dumbfounded at first and then creeped out,” Vanderbrook, who lives in Dallas, Texas, said in a phone interview. “Then I was angry and that’s when I decided to share it.”

Vanderbrook makes progressive political posts on Facebook, voicing support for gun control, LGBTQ rights, and immigrant rights. None of his public posts mention President Trump or come across as “derogatory.”

Vanderbrook is not alone, though. Across the country, and even in Canada, people have reported on social media that they’ve received the same robocall. The earliest complaint dates back to July. The intensity of the calling campaign is hard to gauge; a search of complaints turned up 10 reports scattered across different platforms.

The reports, though, are all consistent. When the call goes to voicemail, as it did for Vanderbrook, the beginning of the recording gets cut off, but people describing the calls on Twitter, Facebook, and the telemarketer-reporting site ShouldIAnswer.com have said that the recording claims to come from “Citizens for Trump.”

Update (Nov 29. 8:46 p.m.): Several readers recognized the voice in the recording from Ownage Pranks, a service that places automated prank calls. “Citizens for Trump” is a prank offered by the service, which records the call and lets the person who ordered it post it publicly if they choose. In the full recording, the caller is identified as “Russell from the Citizens for Trump Foundation.”

Citizens for Trump describes itself as a “grassroots organization” that advocates for President Trump. According to a legal filing by its co-founder Timothy Selaty, the group was formed in 2015 by Patriotic Warriors LLC. Patriotic Warriors had now-expired business licenses in West Virginia and Arizona. The Citizens for Trump website encourages people to submit “Trump-related memes” for publication. In 2016, with the help of the ACLU, Citizens for Trump sued the city of Cleveland for the right to hold a parade there during the Republican National Convention.

Citizens for Trump has not yet responded to questions about whether it is behind the calls or, if it is, how it is choosing whom to target.

The numbers listed as the call’s origin are different each time, but the content is apparently the same. A man’s voice in a pre-recorded message says, “We’ve been monitoring some of your posts and it does seem that you’ve been making some rather negative comments about President Trump. Is that correct?”

After pausing as if waiting for a response, the man says, “Listen. We’re going to have to ask you to lay off on the negative and derogatory posts about President Trump, OK?” After another pause, the man says, “What’s your problem, anyways? Don’t you want to make America great again?”

“Well, you’ve been warned,” says the man to end the message. “We’ll be keeping an eye on you. Have a nice day.”

The script is cartoonish enough to sound like a prank. That might not be out of character for Citizens for Trump: The group is affiliated with Jack Posobiec, a Trump-supporting stunt artist and self-proclaimed investigative journalist, who listed himself in a bio as its former Special Projects Director in 2016. Posobiec is infamous for misinformation stunts; he allegedly brought a “Rape Melania” sign to a Trump protest to discredit the actual protesters, and he helped promote the bizarre conspiracy known as Pizzagate. Scholars from the Public Data Lab listed Citizens for Trump as being part of a “fake news ecosystem” during the last election.

The call may belong to that new strange realm of alt-right activism mixing political trolling and purposeful misinformation. A tongue-in-cheek robocall designed to scare or annoy or anger its recipients, its primary purpose is likely just to get a rise out of the person who picks up the phone (or more likely given that the call comes from an unfamiliar number, listens to the voicemail).

But how is the campaign choosing its targets and getting their phone numbers? Eric Wright, a man who lives in Florida and who got the message on Monday, said he “talks shit about Trump all the time” publicly on Twitter and privately on Facebook. Wright, who uses the pseudonym “Chozo Ninpo” online, put a recording of the message on YouTube along with the number it came from.

“It’s really shady,” Wright told me by phone. “I put it on YouTube because an older person like my grandma could believe it and thinks she’s being watched.”

Both Wright and Vanderbrook told me that their mobile numbers are fairly private and that they don’t usually receive telemarketing calls, so neither thinks their number is on an easily purchased list.

Vanderbrook says many of his friends on Facebook are conservative and he suspects that one of them reported his number to a service of some kind to send the warning to him.

For now, the mechanics of the calls remain a mystery. Robocalls are difficult to trace, and the proliferation of internet-based phone systems makes it cheap and easy to place them en masse. I was able to link five of the numbers attached to the incoming calls to two different VoIP services, Peerless Network and Inteliquent. A spokesperson for Peerless said that the company would only reveal who owned a particular number if there was a court order to do so, and noted that the numbers appearing on the incoming calls could have been spoofed. Inteliquent has not yet responded to questions.

If you have received these calls or know more about them, please get in touch.

But whether people are being targeted by conservative friends—or by liberals in some sort of false-flag stunt, or by conservatives impersonating liberals in a double-false-flag stunt—or the calls are simply sent out at random, they are a creepy practice, transforming robocalls from a simple annoyance into a political weapon. Though it’s a weapon that may backfire.

“I find it pathetic,” said Wright. “And it certainly isn’t going to stop me from doing anything.”

This story was produced by Gizmodo Media Group’s Special Projects Desk.

30 Nov 16:07

This Captain Phasma-Themed Nissan Maxima is the Next Best Thing to a Star Destroyer

Image: Nissan

When Captain Phasma’s out in space hunting down deserters or polishing that impractically gorgeous armor, she’s usually aboard a First Order Star Destroyer or a Stormtrooper transport. When she’s here on earth though, she’s probably driving something like this wild Nissan Maxima.

As a rule, the Star Wars brand is staunchly against product placement of any kind within its films—you’re never going to actually see Phasma roving around in a luxury sedan with a blaster mounted on the roof. But Nissan’s been working with Industrial Light & Magic and Burbank’s Vehicle Effects shop to produce a series of limited edition vehicles styled after characters from the Star Wars universe. While the Rogue One-themed cars (styled after Stormtroopers) were fine to look at, the Phasma-inspired Maxima is striking on a whole other level.

Speaking to The Hollywood Reporter, Nissan’s VP of Marketing Communications Jeremy Tucker explained that the team behind the car balked when they realized it wouldn’t be in the film, but went all-in on the car’s design out of respect for Star Wars diehards. Said Tucker:

“We weren’t just going to do a logo slap and a product placement. Star Wars … has millions of fans and if you piss them off, you are done.”

The Maxima, which took 100 hours to go from 2d to 3D and another 200 hours to fabricate, will be on display at this year’s LA Convention Center between December 1-10, but if you can’t make it there, Nissan will be visiting multiple auto shows in coming months with VR experiences to put you in the driver’s seat.

[The Hollywood Reporter]

30 Nov 08:09

Order From A Kids Menu And We'll Predict How Many Kids You'll Have

Philip.paulsson

They got me right on this one though: zero

And then they'll eventually order from a kids menu. Full circle!


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29 Nov 19:55

North Korea Just Launched What Appears To Be Its Longest-Range Missile Yet

Philip.paulsson

The news coverage on NK's missile capabilities is SO alarmist and fucking awful. Reading thru this article, they quote and link to a statement from allthingsnuclear.org, including the title quote here, and also this quote: ""We do not know how heavy a payload this missile carried, but given the increase in range it seems likely that it carried a very light mock warhead," Wright wrote."

Which makes it seem like they want us to believe that NK now can nuke anywhere in the US. Which is bullshit. Following the link, the part they left out on that last quote was: "If true, that means it would be *incapable* of carrying a nuclear warhead to this long distance, since such a warhead would be much heavier." (emphasis mine)

Most nuclear experts agree that even if NK has a nuke that would fit on top of one of their missiles, it would be way too heavy to get anywhere near the continental US. But Trump and apparently all the news outlets would have you believing otherwise.

"Such a missile would have more than enough range to reach Washington, DC," a missile expert said.


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29 Nov 15:18

New Waze update brings motorcycle, HOV-lane, and voice activation support

by Valentina Palladino
Philip.paulsson

Oooh waze for motorcycles! I wonder how well it works internationally...

Enlarge (credit: Waze)

Google's other navigation app, Waze, started rolling out an Android and iOS app update today that brings highly requested features to the crowdsourced navigation app. While regular navigation apps let you choose your form of transportation from options including a car, bike, and train, Waze now has support for motorcycles as well.

With the update, drivers of two- or three-wheeled vehicles can get better route options based on information provided by other bikers who have used Waze in the new motorcycle mode. Since there are routes that motorcyclists can take that car motorists can't, Waze should be able to give motorcyclists optimized routes for their vehicle as well as more accurate ETAs.

In addition to motorcycle support, Waze will also now support HOV lane navigation. Anyone who has driven in a high-occupancy vehicle lane knows that your route and ETA will be different from those driving in the regular lanes just feet away from you. Now, Waze will provide directions, routes, and ETAs based on HOV lane access.

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29 Nov 04:17

This Cat And Dog Love Travelling Together, And Their Pictures Are Absolutely Epic

Philip.paulsson

Weird how it is showing up here, but worth the click thru for the pics of the cat napping on the dogs head.

Avid hikers Cynthia Bennett and her boyfriend adopted their dog Henry back in 2014. At first Bennett was going to pick a golden retriever mix, but then she came across Henry at an adoption event. He was only 14 weeks old, but already five times bigger than the other puppies of the same age. When she entered Henry’s pen he just curled up into her lap, went belly up and flipped his head over her arm. That was when she knew he was the one.

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Hurricane Season Animated

Philip.paulsson

I think metafilter changing all their sites to https has broken the "add to old reader" bookmark for that site. So I'm sharing this not for the Hurricane Season thing, but as a placeholder to share this:
https://www.metafilter.com/170726/UNKNOWN-FRUITS-FROM-THE-FURTHEST-NATIONS

for None. Because it's chock full or fruits we can plant on our 156 acres of land.

Hurricane Season Animated
Where do hurricanes go? To better understand dangerous storms, NASA compiled data from several satellites into a supercomputer simulation of this past year's hurricane season. Specifically, the featured video shows how smoke (white), sea salt (blue), and dust (brown) tracked from 2017 August through October across the northern half of Earth's Western Hemisphere. These aerosols usefully trace sometimes invisible winds. In the midst of the many mesmerizing flows, hurricanes can be seen swirling across the Atlantic Ocean on the right. Some of these hurricanes lashed islands and coastal regions in North America before dissipating in the northern Atlantic. Studying this year's weather patterns may bolster more accurate storm forecasts as soon as next year.
27 Nov 20:47

This Woman Makes The Most Beautiful Pies That Will Seriously Leave You In Awe

Philip.paulsson

For Kevin to help get that unwoven pie out of his mind.

It's pie AND art.


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27 Nov 18:01

Blue Christmas Lights Are Ruining Christmas And Must Be Stopped

Philip.paulsson

Agreed!

BLUE. IS. NOT. CHRISTMASSY.


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27 Nov 13:26

Credit

by Reza

27 Nov 13:03

37 of 38 economists said the GOP tax plans would grow the debt. The 38th misread the question.

Philip.paulsson

Love this headline.


White House Office of Management and budget director Mick Mulvaney (Reuters/Kevin Lamarque)

An overwhelming majority of academic economists say in a new survey that the Republican tax proposals would cause America's debt to grow by one critical measure.

Thirty-seven of 38 experts surveyed by the University of Chicago's Initiative on Global Markets agreed that the GOP tax bills in Congress would cause U.S. debt to increase "substantially" faster than the economy.

Only one economist — Stanford's Liran Einav — said that he was “uncertain” if the bills would exacerbate America's debt-to-GDP ratio. But after the survey's release, Einav said his response had been a mistake, and that he actually agrees with the economists who expect the debt ratio to soar. (Four other economists in the IGM panel didn't answer the question one way or the other.)

“I did it too fast and didn't read the question properly,” Einav said in an email.

(The survey results mirror an episode in May, in which 35 of 37 economists concluded the tax cuts would not pay for themselves in terms of their impact on the federal budget. The two who disagreed later said they misread the question and had meant to answer with the majority.)

The growing expert consensus that the bills would balloon the deficit — even in the absence of a Congressional Budget Office report — has real implications for the bills' chances of becoming law.

Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell needs 50 votes to move a pending GOP tax plan through the Senate, giving him little room for defections as his party controls only 52 of the chamber's 100 seats. And several Republicans have said their support for any tax measure will be influenced by its long-term impacts on the national debt. Sen. Bob Corker (R-Tenn.) has vowed not to vote for a bill that adds “one penny” to the deficit. Sen. Jeff Flake (R-Ariz.) has similarly expressed concern over the bill's impact on the deficit, and President Trump said on Twitter on Sunday night that Flake is a “no.”

Republicans contend their tax plans will spark enough economic growth to offset the lower tax rates they plan to charge corporations and some businesses and individuals, but that claim is widely contested as well.

The nonpartisan Tax Policy Center said in an analysis released this week that, even after accounting for economic growth, the bill the House passed last week would grow the debt by $1.3 trillion over a decade. An analysis by the Penn-Wharton Budget Model, which accounts for the effects of growth, found the Senate bill would increase the national debt by between $1.4 trillion and $1.6 trillion.

The surveyed economists were broadly skeptical the bill would produce the type of economic growth Republicans are promising. 52 percent of economists surveyed disagreed with the claim that GDP would be “substantially” higher under the House or Senate bills, while 36 percent said they were “uncertain” they would substantially increase GDP.

“The idea that these cuts would unleash huge growth is not very well supported, either theoretically or empirically,” said Oliver Hart, an economist at Harvard and one of the experts who responded to the survey. “Almost everyone is extremely doubtful this is going to come out well. This is wishful thinking.'

Only one economist, Stanford University's Darrell Duffie, said he agreed the GOP bill would substantially increase GDP, and in his answer he raised other concerns about the plan's impact on the fairness of the tax code.

“A reduced corporate tax reduction is likely to grow GDP,” Duffie wrote in the survey. “Whether the overall tax plan is distributionally fair is another matter.”

The conservative-leaning Tax Foundation projected the House bill could add up to 3.5 percent to GDP growth, but several other analyses have put that number much lower. An estimate from Penn Wharton, for instance, said the House bill would increase GDP by between 0.4 percent and 0.9 percent.

Senate Republicans are reported to be eyeing a vote on their bill as early as next week, in the hope of accomplishing one of the party's major goals before the Christmas recess.

27 Nov 06:44

Delhi becomes “gas chamber” as air pollution reaches ludicrous levels

by Beth Mole

Enlarge / Indian visitors walk through the courtyard of Jama Masjid amid heavy smog in the old quarters of New Delhi on November 8, 2017. (credit: SAJJAD HUSSAIN/ AFP/ Getty Images)

With calm winds, seasonal crop burns, and the usual vehicle and industrial emissions, an extremely thick, toxic fog of pollution has settled on Delhi, choking and sickening residents.

Pollution measurements and indexes have exceeded charted ranges, blowing past the highest categorized levels dubbed “severe” and hazardous to health. In some areas of the gigantic metropolitan area, measurements of certain pollutants were around 30 times the levels considered safe by the World Health Organization. Local journalists reported that the smog is causing throat irritation, wheezing, nausea, vomiting, and extreme fatigue.

Delhi’s chief minister, Arvind Kejriwal, took to Twitter to call the city a “gas chamber.”

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27 Nov 06:41

We Can Guess Your Exact Age Based On Your Candy Preferences

Philip.paulsson

LOL I got 23.

We bet you a 100 Grand.


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24 Nov 15:17

CEO of HQ, the Hottest App Going: If You Run This Profile, Well Fire Our Host

Philip.paulsson

Hahah wow. tl;dr one of the creators of the HQ app is a total psycho fucking douchebag.

Every day, hundreds of thousands of people all over the world fire up their smartphones and log onto HQ, a live trivia app that has attracted enormous online buzz and been called the “Future of TV” in the past week.

The co-founder and CEO of the app, however, threatened in a tirade to fire its star host simply for speaking to press on Monday.

HQ Trivia allows users all around the world to tune in and participate in twice-per-day live trivia shows where they have the chance to win real cash. The app was founded by Rus Yusupov and Colin Kroll, who co-created Vine in 2012.

Since its launch over the summer it has become a cultural force. Over 170,000 people waited in the game’s lobby to play the HQ on Sunday night.

At the heart of the app is a cult figure named Scott, who hosts the majority of shows. Scott Rogowski has become the default face of the app, and while other hosts sometimes fill in, Scott is undoubtedly the favorite. It's Scott's face that is plastered all over HQ's press materials, after all. Fans call him "Quiz Daddy" and on the few days when he doesn't host HQ Trivia, people beg for his return.

"Everyone needs 15 minutes of Scott in their lives," one fan recently tweeted. "If you don't like Scott from HQ we can't be friends," said another.

Because of his status as a rising celeb, The Daily Beast reached out to Rogowski on Monday to write a lighthearted profile on his career and how his life has changed post-HQ fame.

Scott agreed to the interview and chatted with The Daily Beast on Monday afternoon. The Daily Beast simultaneously reached out to the HQ public relations email account and Yusupov, one of HQ's founders, letting him know of our plans to write a story about the show’s host.

Several hours later, we received an email from Yusupov stating that HQ was "not making Scott available to discuss his involvement with HQ with the media/press." The reporter informed Yusupov that we had already interviewed Scott and that the story was nearing publication, but encouraged him to call us with any concerns.

That's when things went off the rails.

Yusupov, the CEO of HQ, called the reporter's cell phone and immediately raised his voice. He said that we were "completely unauthorized" to write about Scott or HQ without his approval and that if we wrote any type of piece about Scott, he would lose his job.

Yusupov continued to threaten Scott's job, even after The Daily Beast explained that the story was framed around Scott's daily life and that he revealed no corporate information.

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"You're putting Scott's job in jeopardy. Is that what you want?" Yusupov said. "Scott could lose his job."

"Please read me your story word for word," Yusupov said. "Or you can email it to me." Although The Daily Beast does not typically share the contents of our pieces, the reporter shared quotes from Rogowski, which were non-confrontational and shared no company secrets.

Yusupov’s objections began with the line, "Scott said that despite the attention, he's still able to walk down the street and order his favorite salad from Sweetgreen without being accosted."

"He cannot say that!" Yusupov shouted. "We do not have a brand deal with Sweetgreen! Under no circumstances can he say that."

When asked to confirm that Rogowski can’t say he personally enjoys eating at Sweetgreen, Yusupov said “he cannot say that," inaccurately claiming that Scott had disclosed private company information by revealing his preference for a salad chain.

When The Daily Beast read Yusupov a quote from Rogowski saying “I can make people happy and give them the trivia they so desperately love and want. It's been so great to build this community," Yusupov implored the reporter to “take that out.”

Asked for clarification, Yusupov replied that Rogowski was absolutely not allowed to say that he "enjoys making people happy and giving them the trivia they want."

"He cannot say that people want trivia," said Yusupov, the founder of HQ Trivia app.

"It's highly unprofessional. Highly unprofessional of you to reach out to one of our contract employees without my permission and without going through proper press channels," Yusupov said, revealing previously undisclosed information that Scott himself is not a full-time HQ employee.

Yusupov said that he would approve The Daily Beast to write an article all about Scott's life, but that we were "not allowed" to include any mention of HQ or his role in HQ (which is public), or he could be terminated.

"This is ridiculous," Yusupov said. "If you reached out to an Apple engineer and they gave you information about the new iPhone, would you run it? No, because you'd have to go through proper press channels."

Yusupov was repeatedly reassured that Scott had not revealed a single piece of classified information about HQ.  

After a back and forth wherein Yusupov told The Daily Beast its reporter would never be allowed to talk to Rogowski again, the co-founder nervously stated that the conversation was off the record, something he had not stated before that point and a precondition The Daily Beast had never agreed to. The phone call ended shortly thereafter.

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The Daily Beast’s chat with Rogowski himself was considerably less combative.

Rogowski said he had planned to move to Los Angeles this fall and had even given up his Brooklyn apartment when he landed his big break with HQ.

When he got the opportunity to interview for the the job of host he thought, "What the hell? Why not? I figured I'm not going to pass on this thing that could be the future."

Rogowski was no stranger to being in front of audiences—although none were as big as HQ’s. He started doing standup in 2005 back when he was in college and moved to Brooklyn shortly afterwards to pursue a career in comedy.

He eventually realized that life as a traditional comedian wasn't quite for him, so he began doing live shows at the Upright Citizens Brigade theatre. He also began making YouTube videos and one of them, a Super Bowl parody, went viral in 2009. Rogowsky said that it opened his eyes in terms of the power of online video.

"That's when I pivoted to video," he said. He began making more videos for corporate clients and eventually producing web shows. He even did a stint at The Onion as a contributing headline writer.

But nothing Rogowsky has done before captivated an audience on the scale of his HQ hosting gig. In the past six months, he has become an A-list celebrity in the eyes of fans of the app.

"I travel everywhere by helicopter now," Rogowsky joked. "Nolita to Soho? I'm taking a chopper. Haha no, to be honest I'm still the same person I was before. I have gotten more Twitter followers though."

The hundreds of thousands of people who waited to play HQ on Sunday night at 9 p.m. all now know Scott Rogowsky.

Rogowsky said that shortly after the app began to launch in beta he was eating with a friend when a man approached him. "'He goes, ‘you're scott from HQ right?' I was like, 'How the hell?"

Since that summer encounter he's had a woman ask him for a selfie while he was retrieving money from an ATM and other people have shouted his name on the street. Several HQ fans even dressed up as Rogowsky for Halloween.

"That was probably the craziest moment," he said.

One of the most hectic encounters Rogowsky has had with fans was when he visited a friend at a local WeWork.

"That's where you get mobbed," he said. "It's all the startup and app-type guys, so they're big fans."

Unlike other corners of the internet, the HQ community is extremely positive, a stark contrast to the defensive secretiveness of its founder. Fans can socialize prior to and throughout the live shows via an open chat log on the bottom of the screen. With tens of thousands of players signed in at once, the chat messages can fly by, but nearly all messages are positive.

Some root for popular players or ask Scott for special birthday shout outs.

"I feel like HQ has been a force for good and it's brought together this amazing community. I would love to see the first people to get married from HQ. Maybe they'll meet in the chat and name their first child Scott," said Rogowski.

"The internet was supposed to bring people together, but it's created big divisions."

***

When The Daily Beast called Yusupov back a day later letting him know that the story was being reframed around his comments, Yusupov brought Rogowski onto the phone call, and falsely claimed that he never threatened to fire him.

"My feeling was that it was unethical and that you were compromising the app," Yusupov said to Rogowski while on the phone with the Daily Beast. "Now they want to reframe the story as me threatening to fire you. Do you think that’s a good idea?"

Rus then said that the two were actually in long-term contract negotiations and that he never had plans to fire him. "He and I are working on a media plan," Yusupov said.

"I don't want to fire Scott. Scott is our guy.”

21 Nov 15:41

Bus Photobombs The Weather Channel's Stream of Georgia Dome Implosion

After 40 minutes of live streaming the Georgia Dome's implosion, a surprise photobomber ruins the big moment.

21 Nov 12:47

Aston Martin reveals its all-new Vantage, a 503hp V8 sports car

by Jonathan M. Gitlin
Philip.paulsson

Yes please. Even in that blinding color.

Aston Martin

On Tuesday morning, the second vehicle in Aston Martin's new "Second Century" plan was revealed to the world. The new Vantage sports car is a modern replacement for the company's best-selling model of all time. Powered by a 503hp 4.0L twin-turbo V8, it's a lighter, more-focused vehicle than the related DB11, which first saw daylight in 2016.

The Vantage is the company's entry-level car—although this is Aston Martin we're talking about, so "entry-level" means $150,000. It'll be some time before we get to drive the new Vantage. But just based on these photographs, plus my experience of the new DB11—by a quirk of fate, you'll be able to read about that vehicle tomorrow—the Vantage will almost certainly justify that price tag.

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21 Nov 05:56

Roy Moore On Pedophilia Accusers: ‘These Women Are Only Discrediting Me Now Because Shifting Sociocultural Norms Have Created An Environment In Which Assault Allegations Are Taken Seriously’

by Ryan Shattuck on Politics, shared by Ryan Shattuck to The Onion

MONTGOMERY, AL—Waving off the current allegations against him as vicious attempts to sabotage his election bid, Alabama Senate candidate Roy Moore told reporters Monday that the women accusing him of pedophilia were only doing so now because “shifting sociocultural norms have created an environment in which assault…

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21 Nov 05:55

FCC’s latest gift to telcos could leave Americans with worse Internet access

by Jon Brodkin
Philip.paulsson

Ugh, this fucking guy again.

(credit: Aurich Lawson)

The Federal Communications Commission will vote Thursday on a plan that, according to Chairman Ajit Pai, will strip away regulations that prevent telcos from upgrading their networks.

But in doing so, the Republican-controlled FCC plans to eliminate a requirement that telcos provide Americans with service at least as good as the old copper networks that provide phone service and DSL Internet. The requirement relates to phone service but has an impact on broadband because the two services use the same networks.

As carriers like AT&T and Verizon turn off copper networks throughout much of the country, many people fear that the networks won't be replaced with fiber or something of similar quality. That's why the FCC in 2014 created a "functional test" for carriers that seek permission to abandon copper networks. In short, carriers have to prove that the replacement service is just as good and provides the same capabilities as what's being discontinued.

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21 Nov 01:19

Meow Meow

by Reza

20 Nov 22:56

What’s worse? Doctors who believe homeopathy or just use it for placebo effect

by Beth Mole
Philip.paulsson

Definitely worse if they believe homeopathy works. The placebo effect has actual data behind it's effectiveness.

Enlarge / Doctor giving homeopathy to a child. (credit: Getty | BSIP)

It’s hard to predict which would be more disconcerting: finding out that your doctor believes in notions that defy basic science—like, the pseudoscientific doctrine of homeopathy—or that they’ll prescribe you something they know doesn’t work in hopes you’ll be tricked into believing you’re better—achieving nothing more than a placebo effect.

It might be a toss-up of which is worse. And if you get a homeopathic prescription in Switzerland, it’s also a toss-up of which kind of doctor you’re dealing with.

In a large survey of physicians around Zurich, only 50 percent of the doctors who prescribed homeopathic treatments did so firmly believing that they were treating their patients’ ailments. About 21 percent of doctors who prescribed homeopathic treatments did so explicitly to achieve placebo effect. And the rest provided incomplete responses or reported ambiguous intentions behind their dubious prescriptions.

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