If you saw our old backpack with an electronic scooter post and thought, "That would be so much better if it were a suitcase," then your prayers have been answered. What's pictured above is a legit suitcase-and-e-scooter-in-one that can run up to 12....
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25 Feb 12:39
If you saw our old backpack with an electronic scooter post and thought, "That would be so much better if it were a suitcase," then your prayers have been answered. What's pictured above is a legit suitcase-and-e-scooter-in-one that can run up to 12....
Suitcase with e-scooter can help you make it to your flight on time
by Mariella Moon
Philip.paulssonHahah nice.
If you saw our old backpack with an electronic scooter post and thought, "That would be so much better if it were a suitcase," then your prayers have been answered. What's pictured above is a legit suitcase-and-e-scooter-in-one that can run up to 12....
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24 Feb 16:09
15 Survival Tips Every Art Kid Could Definitely Use
Philip.paulssonHahah!
24 Feb 15:50
also we all got obsessed with itsy bitsy teeny weenie yellow polka-dot bikinis. it was an odd time.
Philip.paulssonHahah
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February 24th, 2015: If you read the SECRET TEXT for yesterday's comic (shhh, don't tell) you'll see there was references to the Jurassic Park theme slowed down 200, no wait 2000, no wait 20000 times. Guilherme to the rescue. Here are YouTube videos of just such songs. The 20,000 one actually exceeds YouTube's length limits so instead it's just 15,151.51 times slower (Guilherme did the math, he is amazing) but STILL. Enjoy! Play them all at once for some reason and feel the madness crawl inside you!
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24 Feb 13:07
ISIS Trolls The U.S. By Showing Off Alleged Vaccination Campaign
Philip.paulssonDamn, I never thought I'd say this, but... well played, ISIS.
In between beheading people and setting others on fire, ISIS appears to have found the time to administer vaccinations.
Instead of images of dead bodies, in what appears to be its latest news release, ISIS's media team has posted images of children receiving vaccines.
ISIS Media / Via nasher.me
The pictures — which were posted onto nasher.me, an easy upload website that has posted many images appearing to have been taken inside ISIS-controlled areas — claim to show children being vaccinated in the Damascus suburb Al-Hajar al-Aswad.
ISIS Media / Via nasher.me
Although Damascus isn't under total ISIS control, experts from the Brookings Institute and the Institute for the Study of War say the group has maintained strongholds in the city's southern suburbs, including where these photos were allegedly taken.
Institute for the Study of War / Via iswsyria.blogspot.com
In the images, a group of girls and boys appear to be receiving an oral vaccine. The liquid in the syringe is pink in color, which, according to the World Health Organization, is the color of the oral polio vaccine.
ISIS Media / Via nasher.me
24 Feb 12:38
Anonymous says FML
by Anonymous
Philip.paulssonUh... sit and grab a bucket, idiot!
Today, I'm sick with a stomach flu. For the last 5 hours, I've been going back and forth from the couch to the bathroom. Each time I get into the bathroom, I have to make a choice of whether to sit on the toilet or kneel by it. Each time I have to clean up the other mess. FML
23 Feb 17:10
Wondering why February has been so mind-numbingly cold? Here's why. NASA's Terra research satellite took a snapshot on February 19th showing that much of the US has been draped in Arctic and Siberian air masses, painting the country white with snow. ...
The Big Picture: The frozen US as seen from space
by Jon Fingas
Philip.paulssonNice pic.
Wondering why February has been so mind-numbingly cold? Here's why. NASA's Terra research satellite took a snapshot on February 19th showing that much of the US has been draped in Arctic and Siberian air masses, painting the country white with snow. ...
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23 Feb 15:17
Here's What The Canadian Passport Looks Like Under Black Light And It's Fabulous
Philip.paulssonNice.
Canada be trippin’.
They posted their discoveries to Imgur: Here's what the old passports look like under normal light.
AND HERE'S WHAT THEY LOOK LIKE UNDER BLACK LIGHT:
Here's the newest version of the Canadian passport—under normal light:
20 Feb 21:52
Report: Live-action Legend of Zelda series being developed at Netflix
by Kyle Orland
Philip.paulssonWeird.
The streaming service that brought us Orange is the New Black is reportedly dipping into video games for its next live action series. The Wall Street Journal reports that a series based on The Legend of Zelda series is "in the early stage of development" at Netflix, according to an unnamed "person familiar with the matter."
The Journal's source describes the show, which is reportedly still searching for writers, as a "Game of Thrones for a family audience," with a "humorous, kid-friendly tone." Nintendo is reportedly working closely with the streaming service to ensure fidelity to one of its most popular game series. Netflix and Nintendo have not officially commented on the report.
Link, Zelda, and their cohorts last graced TV screens in a 1989 animated series that ran alongside The Super Mario Bros. Super Show for a single season in 1989. Rumors of a Zelda movie have popped up occasionally since then, but they've never come to fruition.
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20 Feb 21:50
Who Should Replace Jon Stewart On "The Daily Show?"
Philip.paulssonWhere is he going?
This poll will officially decide who gets to be the next host of The Daily Show.
Getty Images for Comedy Central Ethan Miller
20 Feb 20:21
The "Guy Falling For 9 Seconds" Is Now Officially A Meme
Philip.paulssonHahaha nice.
Probably fake, still hilarious.
So a video has just surfaced of a guy falling for, like, 9 whole seconds while trying to shovel snow.
The GIF has blown up on Imgur and it has everyone CTFU.
To the Internet cops who've been calling foul, yes — the sh*t is probably fake. Apparently, the guy in the video has even admitted.
20 Feb 20:18
18 Secrets From The Cast Of "Vikings"
Philip.paulssonAnyone else watch this show?
We’re talking important secret stuff, like who takes the most selfies on set.
Jonathan Hession/History
Ahead of the launch of Vikings's third season on History, three of the show's stars sat down with BuzzFeed in Los Angeles (on a red bench, with a floral curtain backdrop, as Vikings tend to do) to chat about some behind-the-scenes secrets.
Below, see what Travis Fimmel (Ragnar Lothbrok), Clive Standen (Rollo), and Alexander Ludwig (Bjorn Lothbrok) had to say about what's coming this season, who's the biggest flirt on set, who looks best without a shirt, and much more.
Who has the hardest time growing a beard?
Alexander Ludwig: Ah fuck, you guys.
Clive Standen: Katheryn [Winnick, who plays Lagertha] grows them better than you.
Macey J. Foronda / BuzzFeed
AL: Clive!
CS: You can just see by the picture, it's Travis. It's true — with all the tattoos!
AL: Travis gets all the tattoos all over his head.
20 Feb 18:46
Boston Mayor: Stop Jumping Out Of Windows Into The Snow
Philip.paulssonLOL I used to love when we would have 3+ feet of snow on the ground. I'd go up on the roof with my friends and do flips down two stories into the snow!
This is NOT Loon Mountain!
So if you haven't heard, Boston is basically one giant snow pile right now.
Rather than sit inside and mope, some hearty Massachussets residents have been entertaining themselves in unique ways.
20 Feb 18:37
Trendy Restaurant Has Communal Napkin
Philip.paulssonLOL
Trendy Restaurant Has Communal Napkin
20 Feb 15:13
Kanye's New Shoe For Adidas Is Selling For A Ton
Philip.paulssonUgly.
If you had any artistic integrity, you’d buy a pair now.
These are a very early prototype of the new Adidas Yeezy 750 Boost. (They're now a darker shade of gray and the shoelaces have been upgraded a tad.)
Getty Images Valerie Macon
They were designed by the man seen wearing them here, Kanye West.
Getty Images Valerie Macon
Here's a video showing the shoe's intricate design.
From Adidas: "The YEEZY BOOST is Kanye West’s first collaboration with adidas Originals. The limited-edition sneaker is exquisitely designed featuring beautiful yet simple materials. The silhouette transcends footwear trends and champions the next way of thinking about sneaker fashion. Featuring adidas’ coveted boost cushioning technology, the YEEZY BOOST will combine the ultimate in comfort and performance with high-end style."
This week Kanye has been bumping around New York City's Fashion Week promoting the Boost, which was released on Valentine's. The hype worked. And, as soon as the shoe was released, all 9,000 limited-edition pairs sold out instantly.
Larry Busacca
20 Feb 15:11
This Chair Shows Exactly Why You Should Check The "Product Dimensions" Bit On Amazon
Philip.paulssonHahaha
I love this chair and the men sitting in it.
So here is a comfy arm chair. What a bargain!
And here's JC Tovar from Harlingen, Texas, with his new chair!
Oh right, that whole "boys" thing in the name...
Oh dear.
Tovar tells BuzzFeed News: "I actually already gifted the chair to one of my coworkers who has a one-year-old. Little guy seemed to really like it."
Anyway, the thing is, after Tovar uploaded it to Reddit he discovered...
...he wasn't alone.
Yes – once you've finished laughing – here's John Sheffield with his chair. He tells us he actually still has it: "Honestly, as one commenter said, it's actually quite comfy. I use it when gaming mostly because it can be closer to the TV than my couch. I don't have plans on returning it. Besides, I'm lazy and it wasn't terribly expensive."
Have YOU accidentally bought this comically tiny chair? PLEASE leave your picture in the comments below.
20 Feb 15:10
We Know Which Superhero You Are
Philip.paulssonNot sure I know who the Black Panther is, really.
"You got: Black Panther
You’re a ruler for a reason. You’ve got a bold personality and you command attention whenever you walk in the room. People trust you to handle big decisions because that’s what you’ve been born to do. There’s nothing in your life you haven’t earned or fought for, and that’s why people admire you."
It’s a bird… it’s a plane… it’s a quiz!
Ira Madison III for BuzzFeed / Via Thinkstock / Marvel Entertainment
20 Feb 09:51
Football Manager has been cited in at least 35 divorce cases [Fail]
Philip.paulssonHahah
19 Feb 16:32
15 Reasons To Celebrate Ash Wednesday
Philip.paulssonAsh Wednesday is my yearly reminder of which folks in the office I should probably avoid.
The day when we celebrate our favorite Pokémon trainer.
It's Ash Wednesday!
The one day a year when we all gather to celebrate our favorite Pokémon trainer on his journey to be the very best and catch 'em all.
Pokémon / Via wordpress.com
What? You've never heard of Ash Wednesday?
Pokémon / Via giphy.com
Every year at this time, we gather to celebrate Ash for his honesty—
Pokémon / Via themetapicture.com
His wisdom—
Pokémon / Via ipokemonmemes.tumblr.com
19 Feb 13:49
New device allows you to save leftover wine without it losing flavor. In related news, some people have "leftover wine." Even typing that feels stupid [Strange]
Philip.paulssonLOL
19 Feb 13:44
What Does Your Favorite Video Game Console Say About You?
Philip.paulssonShortest Quiz Ever:
"You got: Nintendo 64
You’re the King/Queen of experimentation. You always make a point to try new things and you’re not afraid to fail at first if it means learning about yourself in the process. You have a colorful personality and your open mind has rewarded you with many great friendships in life."
The winner is you, basically.
Thinkstock
19 Feb 13:35
If you're still watching cable, it turns out that channels like TBS and TNT are now speeding up syndicated programs, classics films and other shows by as much as 7 percent. We hadn't noticed it much ourselves, but the trend was spotted by Snopes and ...
How cable networks speed up shows to squeeze in more ads
by Steve Dent
Philip.paulssonCrazy. Though it's a rare day when I actually watch live tv, so I can just fast forward the more commercials AND spend less time watching the show, so this is a win-win for me.
If you're still watching cable, it turns out that channels like TBS and TNT are now speeding up syndicated programs, classics films and other shows by as much as 7 percent. We hadn't noticed it much ourselves, but the trend was spotted by Snopes and ...
18 Feb 21:44
have invented, under the assumption readers are absolutely willing to go this far to read them
Philip.paulssonLOL
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February 18th, 2015: ERROR 55: HERE IS A SHIRT I MADE THAT YOU CAN GET FOR THE NEXT FOUR DAYS AND THAT IS IT! :0
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18 Feb 20:46
Learn From Snail
by Reza
Philip.paulssonHahah
Laura McCaskill, Vitaly Obukhov and -1 others like this
18 Feb 19:11
Someone In Glasgow Drew A Map To Free Cashpoints On One Of Those Ones That Charge
Philip.paulssonNice.
Good.
As spotted by Stephen Kirkwood on Elmbank Crescent at Charing Cross station.
Yup, a two minute walk can save you £1.99. And that's one of modern society's worst evils dealt with.
Stephen Kirkwood / HEMEDIA
18 Feb 17:43
Newsflash: The Girl Who Played Lucy In "Narnia" Is Utterly Beautiful Now
Philip.paulssonLOL
Queen Lucy the Brilliant.
Remember Lucy Pevensie from The Chronicles of Narnia film trilogy... The youngest, slightly bratty sibling? Makes you feel nostalgic, right?
Walt Disney Studios
Well, she was played by actress Georgie Henley, who is now 19 and TOTALLY hot.
Faye Thomas /eyevine
Walt Disney Studios
18 Feb 17:03
All Sky Fireball Network cameras pick up a fireball over Pennsylvania
by John Timmer
Philip.paulssonNeat.
NASA has a lot of programs that don't always capture the public's attention the way, say, a rover on Mars does. But its All Sky Fireball Network, a collection of 15 cameras pointed at the sky, has grabbed a bit of attention today by catching one of its objects of interest as it lit up the skies over Pennsylvania.
NASA's meteor watch group has used its Facebook page to provide some of the basic stats on the rock that generated this fireball: a bit over half a meter in diameter but about 250 kg, it was moving at a speed of over 70,000 km/hour as it entered the atmosphere moving west to east. It was tracked descending from 60 miles in altitude down to 13 miles.
The video below shows the images of the visitor captured by one of the All Sky Fireball Network's cameras.
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18 Feb 14:07
After Finding Out Mid-Wedding That Her Groom Is Unwell, This Bride Married A Wedding Guest Instead
Philip.paulssonHaha wow.
The bride was allegedly furious that the groom’s family kept his epilepsy a secret from her, and in anger said she would “happily marry a guest at the wedding.” The wedding took place in Rampur, India.
It was like any other wedding ceremony in India, where 25-year-old Jugal Kishore was to wed 23-year-old Indira.
Representational stock image via ThinkStock
But once the varmala ceremony –where the groom garlands his wife to be– started, the groom suddenly had an epileptic fit, and fell to the ground.
Multiple news outlets reported that the bride, upon realising that the groom and his family had kept this serious medical condition from her, was furious. In her angered state, she allegedly declared that she would happily marry Harpal Singh, one of the guests at the wedding. The reports further state that Singh, incidentally, was her sister's brother-in-law.
Representational stock image via ThinkStock / Getty Images
The ceremony continued on, with the substitution of grooms, and Singh and Indira, together, participated in the varmala ceremony, after which the pandit, officiating the ceremony, recited the mantras and asked the new couple to take the seven pheras, a ritual in Hindu weddings in which the couple makes several rounds around a sacred fire.
Kishore, meanwhile, had been rushed to the hospital, and when he regained consciousness, he returned to find his fiancé already wed.
TOI reports that Kishore requested that Indira reconsider her decision, for fear that he wouldn't be able to face anyone after this ordeal. His relatives also interjected, and soon the scene turned violent, with plates and cutlery being used as weapons as guests aggressively tried to change Indira's mind.
The woman allegedly stood by her decision.
An FIR was later filed at the Milak police station in Rampur district, by the groom's family, but it was reportedly withdrawn soon after. SHO, Milak police station, RP Solanki said, "Both families have amicably resolved the matter." He added, "The complaints have been withdrawn. Kishore and his family have now returned in peace to Moradabad."
CBS
18 Feb 13:22
This Is Already The Best Prank Of 2k15
Philip.paulssonHahah
Tumblr hasn’t made me this upset in a long time. I fell for it and I’m taking you with me.
This is a part of the internet that will never die.
God help us all.
