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27 Jul 16:22

This Season Of "Key & Peele" Will Be The Last

by David Mack
Philip.paulsson

Sad! Though I was disappointed by the first episode, so maybe it's good for them to move onto to bigger better things...

Keegan-Michael Key and Jordan Peele.

Ian White/Comedy Central / Via press.cc.com

Sorry, Key & Peele fans. The show's fifth and current season will be its last.

Comedy Central confirmed the news to BuzzFeed News on Saturday afternoon, after the co-creator Keegan-Michael Key first spoke with The Wrap.

“This is our final season – and it’s not because of Comedy Central, it’s us,” said Key. “It was just time for us to explore other things, together and apart."

The show's other star, Jordan Peele, tweeted on Saturday that fans should tune in to the last eight episodes.

But the end of the show doesn't mean the comedy duo will also be splitting. Key said the pair might make a movie together before doing their own thing for a while.

“I’m thinking we could do that every three years – take a year, go bang out a movie. That’s the plan right now," he said.

Earlier this month the show received seven Emmy nominations, including a nod for Outstanding Variety Sketch Series and Outstanding Supporting Actor in a Comedy Series for Key.

In what has been a big year for the pair, Key also joined President Obama on stage during April's White House Correspondents dinner, appearing in character as Luther, the foul-mouthed anger translator.

CSPAN / Via youtube.com


LINK: “Key And Peele” Loaned Obama Luther For The White House Correspondents’ Dinner


27 Jul 15:28

Ariana Grande Apologizes After "I Hate America" Doughnut-Licking Controversy

by David Mack
Philip.paulsson

Err... isn't she American?

Grande cancelled a Major League Baseball concert Wednesday.

A day after footage emerged of Ariana Grande saying she hates America after secretly licking doughnuts, the singer has apologized for her "poor choice of words."

A day after footage emerged of Ariana Grande saying she hates America after secretly licking doughnuts, the singer has apologized for her "poor choice of words."

Scott Roth / AP

On Tuesday, TMZ published security footage of Grande and her friends in a doughnut shop in which she covertly licked a doughnut on a display counter...

On Tuesday, TMZ published security footage of Grande and her friends in a doughnut shop in which she covertly licked a doughnut on a display counter...

TMZ / Via youtube.com

Not once, but twice.

Not once, but twice.

TMZ / Via youtube.com

After inquiring about a tray of doughnuts, Grande was also recorded saying she hated America.

After inquiring about a tray of doughnuts, Grande was also recorded saying she hated America.

TMZ / Via youtube.com


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27 Jul 15:21

Nintendo chief Satoru Iwata dies

by Jon Fingas
Philip.paulsson

Sad. :-(

It's a sad, sad day in the video game world. Nintendo reports that President Satoru Iwata has died at the age of 55 due to a bile duct tumor. The executive had been forced to skip E3 2014 due to health issues and had surgery to remove a growth later ...
27 Jul 15:17

Which "Community" Character Should You Sleep With?

by MikeSilv
Philip.paulsson

Hahah: You got: Pierce Hawthorne
WOW. You are a gold digger. I guess you want some of piece of the Hawthorne Wipes fortune.

No matter who you get, your night will be coolcoolcool.

24 Jul 19:03

Gorgeous New Color Images Of Pluto

by Gavon Laessig

NASA on Friday released some wonderful new photos of Pluto taken by the New Horizons probe, and they’re cosmically trippy enough for a Pink Floyd album cover.

Global Mosaic Of Pluto In True Color

Global Mosaic Of Pluto In True Color

Four images from New Horizons’ Long Range Reconnaissance Imager (LORRI) were combined with color data from the Ralph instrument to create this sharper global view of Pluto.

NASA/JUAPL/SwRI

Pluto And Charon In Natural Color

Pluto And Charon In Natural Color

Pluto and Charon, Pluto's largest moon, are shown in enhanced color in this image, which is the highest-resolution color image of the pair yet returned to Earth by New Horizons.

NASA/JUAPL/SwRI

Pluto Dazzles In False Color

Pluto Dazzles In False Color

Four images from New Horizons’ Long Range Reconnaissance Imager (LORRI) were combined with color data from the Ralph instrument to create this enhanced color global view of Pluto.

NASA/JHUAPL/SwRI

Pluto’s Breathtaking Farewell To New Horizons

Pluto’s Breathtaking Farewell To New Horizons

Backlit by the sun, Pluto’s atmosphere rings its silhouette like a luminous halo in this image taken by NASA’s New Horizons spacecraft around midnight EDT on July 15.

NASA/JUAPL/SwRI


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24 Jul 16:28

Here Is The Full Trailer For The New James Bond Film "Spectre"

by Scott Bryan

And Andrew Scott appears in it for 0.07 seconds!

The trailer for the new James Bond film Spectre was revealed on the internet early this morning.

007 / youtube.com

It features a helicopter doing a backflip!

It features a helicopter doing a backflip!

007 / youtube.com

James Bond (Daniel Craig) in a ghost costume!

James Bond (Daniel Craig) in a ghost costume!

007 / youtube.com

Q (Ben Whishaw) trying to fix a glitched laptop!

Q (Ben Whishaw) trying to fix a glitched laptop!

And can we talk about Whishaw's A+ sweater game? It is very strong.

007 / youtube.com


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24 Jul 15:41

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July 24th, 2015: My book To Be or Not To Be (choose-your-own-path Hamlet!) is in the new Humble eBooks Bundle! Up to TWENTY-ONE books now at a pay-what-you-want price, plus you support charity (and artists)! THIS IS CRAZY, YOU SHOULD GET THIS.

Finally, did you see my NINE shirt designs available for FOUR DAYS only? HOPEFULLY YOU DID??

This concludes the "things I've made that you should probably buy" update.

– Ryan

24 Jul 13:56

A Pug Recreated T-Swift's Iconic Instagrams And They're Beautiful

by Candace Lowry

“Today was a fairytale.” — Doug

Mashable took the squishy and adorable Doug the Pug up on his offer to recreate Taylor Swift's most famous Instagrams, and it's sheer perfection.

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Doug is ready for his close-up!

Doug is ready for his close-up!

youtube.com / Via Mashable

Let's take a stroll down memory lane and relive the release of "1989."

Let's take a stroll down memory lane and relive the release of "1989."

youtube.com / Via Mashable

And don't forget landing that number-one spot on Maxim's "Hot 100."

And don't forget landing that number-one spot on Maxim's "Hot 100."

youtube.com / Via Mashable


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24 Jul 13:56

Photo Finish: Bicyclists Begin Formalwear Stage Of Tour De France










24 Jul 13:50

American Voices: Armadillos Possible Cause Of Leprosy Outbreak

Philip.paulsson

Leprosy?!

Nine cases of leprosy have been reported in Florida so far this year, with all sufferers reporting recent contact with armadillos, leading officials to warn against touching the armored mammals, although it’s not certain they are causing the disease to spread. What do you think?










23 Jul 23:01

A Man Hid Under A Stranger's Bed For Three Days Before Anyone Noticed

by Rachel Zarrell

Whoever told you there was no monster under the bed was lying.

Facebook: spotswoodpolice

Jason Hubbard initially entered the home while the owner was taking out the trash back in May, Spotswood police wrote on Facebook Tuesday. He then stayed under the bed for three days, charging his four cell phones with a nearby electrical outlet.

It's not clear what he did for food or how he relieved himself when he had to use the bathroom.

Facebook: spotswoodpolice


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23 Jul 21:27

Tesla's 'Ludicrous Mode' takes the Model S from 0-60 in 2.8 seconds

by Roberto Baldwin
Philip.paulsson

Spaceballs FTW.

Today Tesla announced a new "Ludicrous Mode" for its top-of-the-line Model S P85. The new mode reduces the 0-60 MPH time to 2.8 seconds with a quarter mile time of 10.9 seconds. The front engine now has 259 hp while the rear engine is pushing 503 hp....
23 Jul 20:33

This Chameleon Who Loves To Pop Bubbles Is Insanely Delightful To Watch

by Ali Velez
Philip.paulsson

Awwwwwwwww

You wish you enjoyed anything as much as Laura the chameleon enjoys bubbles.

Laura the chameleon really knows how to enjoy the simple pleasures of life.

DeBakesalot / Via youtube.com

YAY!

YAY!

DeBakesalot / Via youtube.com

DeBakesalot


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23 Jul 19:03

This Amazing Tree Can Grow 40 Different Kinds Of Fruit

by Nick Guillory
Philip.paulsson

That's pretty cool.

Here are the fruits of his labor.

Artist and professor at Syracuse University, Sam Van Aken, uses "chip grafting" to create a tree that grows 40 different kinds of stone fruits.

National Geographic / Via youtube.com

The idea came from Van Aken's early fascination with grafting. "When I had seen it done as a child, it was Dr. Seuss and Frankenstein," Van Aken told National Geographic.

The idea came from Van Aken's early fascination with grafting. "When I had seen it done as a child, it was Dr. Seuss and Frankenstein," Van Aken told National Geographic.

National Geographic / Via youtube.com

He traveled around New York to find different varieties of stone fruit for the tree over the past several years.

He traveled around New York to find different varieties of stone fruit for the tree over the past several years.

National Geographic / Via youtube.com

Each fruit blossoms on the tree at different times. He told National Geographic, "For each of the trees I keep a map, or essentially, a diagram of the tree."

Each fruit blossoms on the tree at different times. He told National Geographic, "For each of the trees I keep a map, or essentially, a diagram of the tree."

National Geographic / Via youtube.com


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23 Jul 15:19

The Weather Is So Bad In Newfoundland That Police Arrested A Weatherman

by Craig Silverman
Philip.paulsson

LOL Canada is the best.

Don’t ever change, Newfoundland.


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22 Jul 17:48

Put Down Your Pickaxe! Rob McElhenney Is Going To Direct The Minecraft Movie

by Norberto Briceño

Bust out the crafting table because it just got ~SUNNY~.

McElhenney, best known for co-creating and starring in It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, is without a doubt an interesting choice.

McElhenney, best known for co-creating and starring in It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, is without a doubt an interesting choice.

Frederick M. Brown / Getty Images

Warner Bros. is developing the film after acquiring Minecraft following the success of The LEGO Movie.

Warner Bros. is developing the film after acquiring Minecraft following the success of The LEGO Movie.

There is currently no announced release date.

Mojang


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22 Jul 15:12

A Senior Thanked The Teen Who Taught Her How To Use The Internet In The Sweetest Way

by Rossalyn Warren
Philip.paulsson

"Dear Ray,

Thank you with all my heart (and more, if possible) "

Bow-chicka-bow-wow!

The student who received the special thank-you told BuzzFeed he “couldn’t stop smiling.”

This is Ray Williams, a student from Eastern Michigan University. For the last two years, he has been teaching computer skills to seniors in his spare time.

This is Ray Williams, a student from Eastern Michigan University. For the last two years, he has been teaching computer skills to seniors in his spare time.

Provided to BuzzFeed

"Most of these people are somewhat neglected and really just want somebody to talk to. The internet can provide them with new information about a topic that they love and stay connected with their friends and family members."

He added that he teaches one-on-one computer lessons, as well as group lessons where he will lecture about things that include Google and Google search, social media, online dating, and phishing scams.

His hard work with the elderly hasn't gone unnoticed. He touched the heart of one of his senior students so much that she wrote him the following letter:

His hard work with the elderly hasn't gone unnoticed. He touched the heart of one of his senior students so much that she wrote him the following letter:

Provided to BuzzFeed

Dear Ray,

Thank you with all my heart (and more, if possible) for the wonderful gift of music you have given me. (Obviously I haven't quite mastered the intricacies of Word yet.)

I spent all last night searching YouTube and "subscribing" to stuff I hadn't heard in years, except in my mind. (as well as some comedy routines that never fail to crack me up).

Again, with all my heart (I could use one of those emoji's right now!)

P.S. And I even get to WATCH them!! How could I ask for more!?!

P.P.S And there are several versions of many of them – be still my heart!!


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22 Jul 14:35

webcardz u can uze

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July 22nd, 2015: Happy pi approximation day! Hey, this is unrelated to that, but did you see my NINE shirt designs available for two weeks only? HOPEFULLY YOU DID??

– Ryan

22 Jul 11:42

Photo Finish: FIFA Retires Sepp Blatter’s Routing Number










22 Jul 11:38

A new NASA-funded study lays out a plan to return humans to the Moon

Philip.paulsson

YAAASSSSS I want to retire on the moon.

Humans could return to the Moon in the next decade and live there a decade after, a new study claims. The announcement was made on the 46th anniversary of the Apollo 11 crew's first steps on the lunar surface.

The study, performed by NexGen Space LLC and partly funded by NASA, concludes that the space agency could land humans on the Moon in the next five to seven years, build a permanent base 10 to 12 years after that, and do it all within the existing budget for human spaceflight. The way for NASA to do this is to adopt the same practice that it's using for resupplying the International Space Station (and will eventually use for crew transport) — public-private partnerships with companies like SpaceX, Orbital ATK, or the United Launch Alliance.

NASA can cut the cost of establishing a human presence on the Moon "by a factor of 10," according to Charles Miller, NexGen president and the study's principal investigator. Savings of that magnitude would allow NASA to expand its ambitions for lunar exploration without reaching beyond the almost $4 billion per year it receives for human spaceflight.

The NexGen study references SpaceX's ISS resupply costs as an example of where these savings will come from. SpaceX currently charges NASA about $4,750 for every kilogram sent to orbit aboard its Falcon 9 rocket, far less than the price of the Apollo-era Saturn V ($46,000 per kilogram) or even the space shuttle ($60,000 per kilogram). While the study does use SpaceX's next generation rocket, the Falcon Heavy, as an example in its plans to get to the moon, SpaceX claims the Falcon Heavy will be as cheap or cheaper per kilogram than the Falcon 9.

This Evolvable Lunar Architecture plan would also stir a new economy by mining the Moon for hydrogen in the polar water ice. The hydrogen would be processed and turned into cryogenic propellant, which would be stored in a propellant depot craft which orbits the Moon. That fuel would be sold to NASA or others looking for a way to fuel up for a trip to Mars. "You basically expand free enterprise to the Moon," Miller says."You basically expand free enterprise to the Moon."

It would cost NASA a total of $10 billion over the five-to-seven-year period, with $5 billion going to each of the two selected competitors, much like how NASA awarded dual contracts for its commercial cargo and commercial crew programs. Each company would develop its own crewed lunar lander, and have to develop or upgrade a commercial crew spacecraft. (SpaceX, for example, would have to modify the crewed version of its Dragon capsule.) "One provider’s not enough," Miller says. "You need to expect that one of them is going to go down. You need redundancy."

This is not new money NASA would have to spend. It is instead a readjustment. NASA is already planning to go back to the Moon with its next-generation rocket, the Space Launch System (SLS), but there are no plans to land. By using commercial partners, NASA could reduce the number of planned SLS launches from 12 to around three, reducing the cost of the program while still developing the technologies necessary to support it.

The NexGen study lays out a detailed roadmap for when and how to take the next step of performing a landing. A robotic return to the Moon could happen as soon as 2017, if NASA were to adopt the plan right away. Rovers would scout the lunar poles for hydrogen in 2018, and prospecting could begin by 2019 or 2020. Robotic construction of a permanent base would begin in 2021 in anticipation of landing humans on the Moon later that year.

A number of obvious risks are addressed in the study. For one, the cost and risk of developing a lunar base is far beyond that what is considered acceptable for businesses looking for a return on their investment. The study also lays out strategies for how to respond to things like the loss of a launch vehicle, loss of lander vehicles, and even loss of crew.

There is also the risk of ever-changing government support. "It is difficult to imagine industry trusting that NASA can keep such a commitment without significant changes," the study says. To solve these, the study proposes the formation of an International Lunar Authority to oversee things, and references existing models like CERN or the Port Authority of NY/NJ as examples. "Every single person in the United States benefits from space every single day."

The study was vetted by a 21-person independent review team made up of former members of NASA's administration, members of the commercial spaceflight community, and four former NASA astronauts. Tom Moser, who is a member of the study's review team, was the first program director for the International Space Station, so he's familiar with how hard it is to convince people of the benefits of major space programs. To get the space station off the ground, he told the government they should set a timeline and "deep six it into the Pacific Ocean" if it didn't produce. Congress agreed to invest in the idea, and the space station is still around. "Every single person in the United States benefits from space every single day," Moser says.

Moser says he believes in the proposed mission but that it won't happen without support and education from United States leadership. "If somebody at the level of president wants to do it it’s going to take a campaign to educate the public on why it’s a good thing to do," Moser says.

Miller agrees, but he's hopeful that today's news will inspire Congress or some of the 2016 presidential candidates to take action. "If the next president is just satisfied with what we’re doing in deep space and human spaceflight, then there’s no need for this," Miller says.

Verge Video Vault: Space exploration is back

22 Jul 10:47

Spice Girls

The Earth's five major mass extinctions were the Posh Extinction, the Sporty Extinction, the Scary Extinction, the Ginger Extinction, and the Baby Extinction.
22 Jul 04:21

Study: Men that harass women online suck at games (and life)

by Daniel Cooper
Philip.paulsson

LOL not surprising.

Researchers think that they've worked out why certain men abuse women over the internet: because they suck... at games. According to a study by Michael Kasumovic and Jeff Kuznekoff, the most vocal abusers of women online are the ones most threatened ...
21 Jul 11:25

Trudy, A Flower That Smells Like Rotting Flesh, Will Bloom This Week

by Mathew Guiver
Philip.paulsson

I saw the one in Brooklyn bloom. Luckily I was a day late, so it was still in bloom but not in full corpse smell mode. Apparently the smell the previous day was downright unbearable.

Thousands of Bay Area botanical fans are expected to take in the scent of rotting flesh before the odorous flower – which only blooms every four years – collapses and goes dormant once again.

In California, there's a flower named Trudy that only blooms every few years. Once it blooms, the odorous plant commonly known as a “corpse flower” will release a scent similar to rotting flesh so strong that it can be smelled over half a mile away.

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Thousands are expected to visit Trudy at the University of California Botanical Garden in Berkeley while she’s blooming. Formally named Titan Arum, these rare, gigantic flowers only bloom every few years.

Facebook: UCBotanicalGarden

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21 Jul 10:48

Marika says FML

by Marika

Today, my religious friend and I ended up having wild sex in the back of his mom's minivan. We got interrupted by a priest knocking at our window. Well played God, well played. FML

20 Jul 17:31

mrsmahdi says FML

by mrsmahdi
Philip.paulsson

FML? More like PAYDAY!

Today, I was fired from my dream job for being pregnant. Apparently, you can't teach children while growing one inside you. FML

20 Jul 15:46

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20 Jul 11:35

A Guy Attached A Gun To A Drone And It's A Flying Nightmare

by Javier Moreno

Bow down to our mechanical overlords.

YouTube user Hogwit uploaded a video of a handgun attached to a recreational drone, and all your nightmares are becoming a reality.

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It can fire rounds as it moves through the sky.

It can fire rounds as it moves through the sky.

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It's essentially a flying firearm.

It's essentially a flying firearm.

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The war with the machines is upon us.

The war with the machines is upon us.

Paramount Pictures


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20 Jul 11:30

Rocket League_20150711140735

Philip.paulsson

I tried out the "share" button on the PS4 for the first time. Pretty painless! Here's a clip of me scoring a last second goal to tie the game, then scoring the over-time game winner.

Rocket League https://store.playstation.com/#!/en-us/tid=CUSA01163_00
20 Jul 11:19

The Icy Mountains of Pluto

Philip.paulsson

NASA has started sharing pics from New Horizons!

20 Jul 11:15

Here's what it's like to play Valve's VR 'Portal' experience

by Jon Fingas
Sure, people can wax poetic about using HTC's Vive virtual reality headset, but what's it really like when you're looking through those lenses? You might not have to make a pilgrimage to one of HTC's tours to find out. ValveTime has posted a video w...