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14 Jan 12:25

Homeless, Disheveled Prince Harry Spotted Eating Out Of Garbage Can Just 24 Hours After Stepping Away From Monarchy

by The Onion

NORTHAMPTON, ENGLAND—According to eyewitnesses at the scene, a homeless and thoroughly disheveled Prince Harry was spotted Monday eating out of residential garbage cans only 24 hours after stepping away from the Royal Family. “I heard a clatter in the alleyway, so I circled around and found him rooting around in my…

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10 Jan 15:38

Deadly fungus became resistant to all existing drugs in 3 unlinked US patients

by Beth Mole
A strain of <em>Candida auris</em> cultured in a petri dish at the CDC.

Enlarge / A strain of Candida auris cultured in a petri dish at the CDC. (credit: CDC)

A deadly fungal pathogen developed the ability to resist all existing antifungal drugs on three separate occasions in the United States, according to a new report.

The fungus, Candida auris, was already classified as an "urgent threat" by the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention. But the emergence of so-called "pan-resistant" strains raises additional concern, according to the report's authors, who are infectious disease specialists at the CDC and the New York State Department of Health. They published their findings Thursday in the CDC's publication Morbidity and Mortality Weekly Report.

C. auris was first identified in 2009 in Japan and has since popped up in nearly 40 countries. (It arrived in the US by 2013, and New York City, Chicago, and New Jersey have been hit the hardest.) The insidious germ is known for creeping around healthcare facilities and infecting vulnerable patients, causing invasive infections marked by nondescript fever and chills.

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10 Jan 15:38

Star Wars Voyager 1

Philip.paulsson

Haha nice.

There's some flexibility depending on your standards for measuring runtime and the various special editions. If you still want to have a party, I'm sure you can find some combination that works.
09 Jan 08:20

Just 16 Really Funny Tweets About Babu Frik, AKA The Best Character In "Rise Of Skywalker"

Philip.paulsson

Not saying I didn't like any other parts of the movie, but yes, he was the best part!

Babu Frik is the best thing about "Rise of Skywalker." I will not be taking further questions.


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09 Jan 06:57

I Love the 20s

Billboard's "Best of the 80s" chart includes Blondie's 1980 hit "Call Me." QED.
02 Jan 12:32

i love seeing new things get made. i am a huge fanatic of visiting manufactories

Philip.paulsson

Taximeter cabriolet! Who knew?

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January 1st, 2020: HAPPY NEW YEAR!! Thank you all for reading my comic - it's been over a decade doing this and I love it AND YOU, QUITE POSSIBLY??

– Ryan

02 Jan 06:00

The one video game my kids played all year long

by Nate Anderson
Philip.paulsson

It's a pretty great game!

The one video game my kids played all year long

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I was cooking this weekend when my eight-year-old son looked up from the couch, where he was listening to the Stardew Valley game soundtrack on Apple Music.

"Dad," he announced, "I'm going to read you the name of every song on this album."

"Cool," I said as I minced the garlic.

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30 Dec 12:35

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - In Love

by tech@thehiveworks.com


Click here to go see the bonus panel!

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The next time someone tells you they want to remember a moment forever, just shout 'dolphin dongs!' as loud as you can.


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24 Dec 12:12

Not Santa

by Reza
24 Dec 12:12

Impersonating Santa

by Reza
23 Dec 14:50

16 Really, Really — Like, Really — Good Things That Happened This Week

Philip.paulsson

#13 is hilarious

*dabs happy tears*


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20 Dec 12:06

Nawa's stylish e-motorbike uses an ultracapacitor to drastically boost range

by Steve Dent
Philip.paulsson

I would be seriously tempted to buy one of these if they were selling them.

A company called Nawa has unveiled an electric motorcycle with a racy hubless rear wheel and a lot more range than most other e-bikes. However, the one-off "Racer" prototype is actually designed to help the company show off what it really sells: ult...
20 Dec 00:37

Ohio gas well blowout leaked more than many countries do in a year

by Scott K. Johnson
Philip.paulsson

What's with the weird rifle sight thingy in the picture?

Helicopter footage of the well from the day after the explosion.

Enlarge / Helicopter footage of the well from the day after the explosion. (credit: Ohio State Highway Patrol)

In February 2018, an accident at a gas well in Ohio, near the West Virginia border, didn’t make as much national news as it should have. An explosion at the well caused a blowout, with billowing black smoke and gushing natural gas spewing into the air. It didn’t generate as much interest as the three-and-a-half-month-long leak from a California underground gas storage facility in 2015, but a new study published this week shows it was almost as bad.

The study, led by Sudhanshu Pandey at the SRON Netherlands Institute for Space Research, utilized measurements from ESA’s new Sentinel-5P satellite. Although it wasn’t quite officially operational at the time of the accident, the researchers were able to grab data. Unfortunately, although the leak went on for 20 days, there was too much cloud cover to use the data on all but two of those days.

The data, however, is quite good, as this satellite can deliver methane measurements at much higher resolution (about 7 kilometer) than others. The researchers were able to compare against days before the leak and also to compare the levels from upwind and downwind of the leaking well. They also used a simulation including the weather conditions on those days, calculating what the methane plume would look like for different rates of release.

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19 Dec 14:41

Congressman Could’ve Sworn Last Impeachment Was Catered

by The Onion on Politics, shared by The Onion to The Onion

WASHINGTON—Looking around the chamber for some sort of food station, Congressman Don Young (R-AK) told reporters Wednesday that he could’ve sworn the last impeachment hearing he attended was catered. “When we were impeaching Clinton in the ’90s, I’m pretty sure there was a whole spread with, like, soups and sandwiches…

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19 Dec 14:40

Dogs And Cats Who Were Certain You’d Be The One To Adopt Them In 2019

by The Onion

You didn’t go inside or offer any indication that you were even considering adopting an animal right now, so this one is 100% on the dog.

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19 Dec 14:40

Warcraft III: Reforged will release on January 28, not in 2019

by Samuel Axon
Philip.paulsson

Those epaulettes are out of control.

  • Screenshots from the newest Warcraft game.

This week, game developer and publisher Blizzard Entertainment emailed customers who had pre-ordered its upcoming 4K remaster of strategy classic Warcraft III announcing that the game will become playable at 3am PST on January 28, 2020.

The game was previously slated for launch before the end of 2019, but players had begun to suspect some kind of delay when Blizzard didn't provide a firm release date for the game at its otherwise packed BlizzCon conference in early November. The company explained the short delay in a blog post, writing:

Though we've been working hard to get Reforged in your hands before the end of the year, as we started approaching the finish line, we felt we'd need a little extra development time for finishing touches. As always, our goal is to honor the high standards you hold us to.

As recent controversies over crunch in game development have made clear, making triple-A video games is complex and fraught with unexpected roadblocks and ever-shifting scope. Delays like this are common. Some excited players may be frustrated that they have to wait a little longer, but others will be happy to see a focus on quality or saner worker conditions for developers, whichever (if either) the case may be here.

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17 Dec 18:49

Cabal Of Handsome Male Celebrities Agrees To Continue Withholding Baldness Cure From Public And Jude Law

by The Onion on Entertainment, shared by The Onion to The Onion

UNDISCLOSED LOCATION—Upholding the promise they made so many years ago, a cabal of handsome male celebrities agreed Friday to continue withholding the cure to baldness from both the public and actor Jude Law. “To date, neither the public at large nor Law have demonstrated themselves as being worthy of the quantum…

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17 Dec 13:37

This Viral Tweet About "Love Actually" Is Completely Melting My Brain Right Now

Philip.paulsson

WT ACTUAL F?! Seriously? Wow.

All I want for Christmas is to unsee this.


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17 Dec 09:42

The Morning After: 'Matrix 4' release date sets up a Keanu Reeves double feature

by Richard Lawler
Hey, good morning! You look fabulous. Tonight we'll be watching The Game Awards, but first we're plotting out a dual Matrix/John Wick marathon that will take place next May. Also, Twitter is building a new future for social networks, and Skydio's ne...
16 Dec 07:09

Amazon just released 'The Expanse' season four a few hours early

by Richard Lawler
Philip.paulsson

Woohoo!

If you were planning to dive into season four of The Expanse later tonight, then you may need to adjust your plans -- it's available on Amazon Prime Video right now. Following the early release of Jack Ryan in October, Amazon has posted up its first...
14 Dec 09:30

Shoe From Goodwill Still Has Foot In It

by The Onion
13 Dec 11:50

A Physics Student Filmed Her Committed Teacher All Semester. He's Now Gone Super Viral.

Philip.paulsson

Physics teachers are the friggin best.

"This is how you inspire future generations."


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12 Dec 11:47

Here to Fight

by Reza
09 Dec 12:34

Geminid Meteors over Chile

Geminid Meteors over Chile Are meteors streaming out from a point in the sky? Yes, in a way. When the Earth crosses a stream of Sun-orbiting meteors, these meteors appear to come from the direction of the stream -- with the directional point called the radiant. An example occurs every mid-December for the Geminids meteor shower, as apparent in the featured image. Recorded near the shower's peak in 2013, the featured skyscape captures Gemini's shooting stars in a four-hour composite from the dark skies of the Las Campanas Observatory in Chile. In the foreground the 2.5-meter du Pont Telescope is visible as well as the 1-meter SWOPE telescope. The skies beyond the meteors are highlighted by Jupiter, seen as the bright spot near the image center, the central band of our Milky Way Galaxy, seen vertically on the image left, and the pinkish Orion Nebula on the far left. Dust swept up from the orbit of active asteroid 3200 Phaethon, Gemini's meteors enter the atmosphere traveling at about 22 kilometers per second. The 2019 Geminid meteor shower peaks again this coming weekend.
06 Dec 21:01

The “burp-talking” in Rick and Morty isn’t as meaningless as you might think

Philip.paulsson

LOL this is hilarious:
"I have to sit there with a low-calorie beer and a bottle of water and blow air into my stomach. It's disgusting."

Constant burping is one of the defining features of mad scientist Rick Sanchez on <em>Rick and Morty</em>.
Enlarge / Constant burping is one of the defining features of mad scientist Rick Sanchez on Rick and Morty.

Eccentric mad scientist Rick Sanchez, of Rick and Morty fame, is as notorious for his constant mid-speech belching as he is for his brilliantly eccentric inventions—and for routinely dragging grandson Morty into highly dangerous situations. Now, paralinguistic researcher Brooke Kidner of the University of Southern California has made the first acoustical analysis of Rick's unique speech patterns. She described her work at a meeting of the Acoustical Society of America this week in San Diego.

“Paralinguistics have been shown to carry significant meaning when inserted into conversation, and being able to understand the meanings of these less common sounds can lead to a greater understanding of natural language processing," Kidner said at a press conference.

Kidner's unusual study began with a phonetics seminar course at USC, focusing on non-speech sounds that occur in human speech—groans, gasps, sighs, the infamous "Loser!" sneeze, and so forth—and how we attribute meaning to them (sarcasm, for instance). The instructor noted that burps were an example of non-speech sounds with no meaning. Kidner brought up Rick Sanchez's constant mid-sentence burps in Rick and Morty as a counter-argument, and the instructor encouraged her to investigate further.

Such sounds are technically known as paralanguage (or vocalics), a field pioneered back in the 1950s by George L. Trager, a linguist who worked in the State Department's Foreign Service Institute. Trager was one of the first to acoustically analyze paralinguistic sounds, producing detailed representations for several, including belching. "He acknowledged that belching is a sound that can be talked through," Kidner said. "You can still move the articulators in your mouth to try and make an 'L' or 'T' sound, although it's easier with vowel sounds." In other words, you can keep talking mid-burp.

That's the hallmark of Rick's speech patterns ("burp-talking") on Rick and Morty—possible due to alcoholic gastritis, according to one theory, since the character drinks a lot. Series co-creator Justin Roiland voices both main characters and has said that the tic started when he burped accidentally while recording voices for an animated short satirizing Back to the Future. When Rick and Morty was in development, he adapted the burping to Rick's character, although it took a bit of trial and error before the creators realized the optimal BPM (burps per minute) for that first season. Roiland is not a natural-born belcher, however. "I can't burp on command," he told Vice in 2015. "I have to sit there with a low-calorie beer and a bottle of water and blow air into my stomach. It's disgusting."


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Depiction of a belched word on a waveform and spectrogram using the phonetics software Praat.
Enlarge / Depiction of a belched word on a waveform and spectrogram using the phonetics software Praat.

What Trager did not do in his early research was determine what such sounds would look like on a wave grammar spectrogram, according to Kidner. Specifically, he wasn't able to identify the acoustic identifiers for belching. So Kidner focused her efforts on filling that knowledge gap. Belching is a so-called "laryngeal vocalization" that occurs at or below the glottis in the throat, with an acoustic profile similar in many ways to "vocal fry." (Think Britney Spears croaking out “Oh, baby, baby.”) Belching is just a more extreme version.

For instance, the glottal pulses per second for normal speech (modal voice) is around 100-105 GPPS (glottal pulses per second); for vocal fry, it is between 100 to 135 GPPS, while belching averaged out to 140 GPPS but was often much higher. The acoustical qualities of a burp also include "jitter" and "shimmer," both of which relate to the instability of the frequency and amplitude of sounds. Burps tend to be low frequency compared to normal speech, per Kidner, on the order of 300Hz, and much more erratic and unstable, making it difficult to make accurate measurements. The jitter is 4 percent higher than normal speech, and shimmer is 15 percent higher.

Once Kidner had determined the three primary acoustic identifiers for a burp—at least 144 glottal pulses per second, jitter of at least 4 percent, and shimmer of at least 15 percent compared to normal speech—she was able to apply that criteria to her data set of the many potential burps she had identified from Rick and Morty. She found that most of the 200 or so sounds were not technically burps by this definition but rather other kinds of paralinguistic sounds. And Rick's mid-speech belches serve to express emotion, or agreement, for instance. They tend to appear in the same places where a speaker might use "um," "like," "err," or similar vocalization.

Kidner acknowledges that her criteria should not be considered the final word on what constitutes any belch anywhere. "There is inherent instability in the articulatory nature of belching," she said. "I was confident enough to put these [criteria] forward within this data set. For this speaker, these are the acoustic parameters for belching as it appears in the speech stream." Perhaps for the next phase of her research, Kidner can apply her analysis to the burping repertoire of Barney Grumble on The Simpsons, just for comparison.

Rick and Morty burping supercut.
06 Dec 20:25

AI-powered Lego sorter knows the shape of every brick

by Marc DeAngelis
Philip.paulsson

I love that it's also made out of Lego.

For some people, rummaging through a bunch of Lego bricks is part of the fun. But if you've got an enormous collection or take on complicated builds, you probably have a system for sorting your pieces. Your solution probably doesn't involve AI, thoug...
06 Dec 17:40

Peloton Is Defending Its Ad, Which People Called "Dystopian" And Like A "Horror Movie"

Philip.paulsson

OMG yes this ad is so bad! I haven't heard it cause (thankfully) TV sound isn't on at work, but every time I see it I'm like... her eyebrows are definitely a cry for help! Also, I love how in the article they say a rep from Peloton says they've also received an "outpouring of support" for the ad, and as proof forwards 3 emails and 1 facebook post. LOL!

A spokesperson for the luxury exercise bike company said they're "disappointed in how some have misinterpreted" the ad.


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05 Dec 12:39

Impeachment Report: Trump Solicited Foreign Interference

Philip.paulsson

Hahah all three are pretty great. I just hope that the Onion isn't predicting the future accurately this time on the first two responses.

In a sweeping 300-page document released this week, Democrats on the House Intelligence Committee outlined evidence that they say proves President Trump solicited foreign interference in the 2020 elections for personal gain, a claim that will be used in the debate on whether to remove the 45th president from office.…

04 Dec 19:40

World Leaders Were Caught On Video Apparently Mocking Trump At The NATO Summit

Philip.paulsson

LOL nice

After the video went viral, Trump called Justin Trudeau "two-faced" and announced he'd leave the summit early.


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03 Dec 15:10

21 Awkward And Funny Dating Stories That, I Kid You Not, Actually Happened To People

Philip.paulsson

This post makes me miss the FML feed...

"He told me I looked different than what he expected, and offered me gas money to leave."


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