Honestly though white privilege is the the very real notion that Scarlett Johansson can be cast as a canonically Japanese character in Ghost in the Shell but the moment you talk about Idris Elba playing James Bond it’s “controversial”
“… Remember that you have the power to be the lippy bitch she would encourage you to be. Let her legacy be a bunch of honest, powerful women who are not going to be told to sit down and shut up.” – Leena van Deventer
In 2001, when I was about 14 years old, my male friends invented a game that went like this: one of them—and it was always the same one—would sneak behind me, slap me—and it was always me—on the ass and run away as I sputtered, angry and humiliated.
OK, I mean, I have two kinds of blenders... but what person has a blender, but not a pot?
Making soup without a pot may seem like an impossible task, but Helen Rennie has devised a way to make rich, roasted vegetable soups using only a sheet pan and a blender.
this year has been like living in the last harry potter book.
everyone fucking dies
everything is bleak and terrible
if we all wake up in 2017 in a heterosexual marriage with three kids named after our dead parents i am going to flip SUCH a bitch
I can’t wait for the part where Hillary Clinton returns from the woods to confront Trump and Bernie Sanders cuts the Breitbart guy’s head off with a magical sword
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in the horrible wake of carrie fisher’s death i’ve still smiled every time i see “drowned in moonlight, strangled by her own bra” quoted anywhere and i can’t believe carrie fisher was so sharp and so funny that she preemptively came up with a line to comfort us about her own death
Death doesn't discriminate between the sinners and the saints; it takes and it takes and it takes. And we keep living anyway, we rise and we fall and we break and we make our mistakes...
queen of the universe, space mom™ to many, professional badass, slayer of the galaxies. my fav
Here comes the General.
RISE UP
Ladies and gentlemen, the moment you’ve been waiting for. The pride of the Resistance: Leia Organa!
Check it– Can I be real a second? For just a millisecond? Let down my guard and tell the people how I feel a second? Now I’m the model of an interstellar general, The adulated Ald'raanian Organa whose men are all Lining up, to put me up on a pedestal Forgivin’ me my relatives Establishin’ my elegance and eloquence But the Rankor is in the room The truth is in ya face when ya hear the Order’s lasers go–
PEW
Any hope of success is fleeting How can I keep leading when the people I’m Leading keep retreating? We put a stop to the bleeding as damn Hux breaks Hosnian Where’s the Force? And worse–
WE ARE OUTGUNNED!
WHAT
OUTPLAYED!
WHAT
OUTNUMBERED OUTWEIGHED!
VVOOM VVOOM VVOOM VVOOM VVOOM
We gotta fight or else we’ll fade! Ayo, I’m gonna need a Right-hand aide.
I want a reactionary movement to all those articles that are like, “INCREDIBLE! Watch This Person TOTALLY SHUT DOWN This Other Person With The PERFECT Argument!!!!!”
my body isnt a temple, it’s a condemned building covered in prophecies in the form of graffiti. my soul is a shrine made of garbage and neon and i am holy, hallelujah.