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20 Jan 14:00

“The X-Files” Will Return With Mulder and Scully!

by JonathanBarkan
Matt Lott

Fucking YES!!!

Fox has announced that due to the popularity of “24′”s return to air that they plan on bringing back another series: “The X-Files”. This was confirmed by Fox TV Group chairman Gary Newman, who says that they’re in talks to bring back Chris Carter’s supernatural drama.

However, fellow chairman Dana Walden stated that they are in the logistics phase, basically seeing when everyone can line up for this return. That means they’re waiting on Carter, David Duchovny, and Gillian Anderson, who is currently set to appear in Season 3 of NBC’s “Hannibal”.

So, right now there is no confirmed date but it sounds likes Fox wants to do this the right way and bring back everyone and everything that made the show so special and something that the fans love.

22 Oct 15:56

How Extreme Do You Want Your Haunted Attraction?

by MrDisgusting
Matt Lott

This is the only thing that would make me go to California.

Are the atypical haunted houses too tame for you? Are you a badass who wants it rough?

Bloody regular @JohnnyHorror_NE just sent me a video to a haul in San Diego that prides itself on emotional hurting its guests. And that’s not a bad thing.

McKamey Manor is San Diego’s Premier Home Haunt, and looks to create an immersive experience that puts their hands all over guests. Some of you guys want the extreme experience, and allegedly that’s what McKamey Manor delivers.

The below video shows guests covered in blood, vomiting, placed in traps, screaming for help. Staged? I dunno. Either way, you won’t get me in that house.

28 Aug 20:32

I Do Not Believe Ryan Gosling Would Approve

Matt Lott

Hey, I'm from Effingham....awwww, dammit!

31 Mar 12:59

What Are You New?

Matt Lott

UGA... doin' it wrong since forever

wtf beer bong idiots funny

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Tagged: wtf , beer bong , idiots , funny
28 Feb 14:57

02.28.2014

Cyanide and Happiness, a daily webcomic

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14 Feb 16:08

Scientists Create the Face of Crystal Skull Vodka From a Bottle

Matt Lott

Creepy

alcohol,design,skull,g rated,win

Crystal Skull vodka is probably known for its distinctive bottle. Forensic scientists used the bottle as a base and reconstructed its face - straight out of a crime drama! Check out the face of vodka right here!

Submitted by: Unknown

Tagged: alcohol , design , skull , g rated , win
23 Jan 21:07

Time Travel Secrets Revealed

05 Dec 21:10

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24 Oct 21:23

Zzzzzzzzz-Thoomp! Phthtbbbhtthbt!!!

Matt Lott

I need to find an opportunity to do this to someone!

Zzzzzzzzz-Thoomp! Phthtbbbhtthbt!!!

Submitted by: Unknown

Tagged: naps , vacuums , sleeping
04 Sep 18:01

Sometimes Dinner Time Feels Like This

Matt Lott

Exactly!

Sometimes Dinner Time Feels Like This

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30 Jul 14:14

The Puns Are the Only Hope

The Puns Are the Only Hope

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29 Jul 14:05

07.29.2013

Cyanide and Happiness, a daily webcomic

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19 Jul 14:19

Cats Are Natural Scientists

Cats Are Natural Scientists

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18 Jul 15:14

DIY Monster Makers: UndeadTeds Will Steal Your Heart... Literally

by Gregory Burkart
Matt Lott

These are awesome!

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Our latest example of homemade horror handcrafts is a bit more on the cuddly side – provided you're not afraid to snuggle up to a gore-covered, disemboweled creature that just might feast on you in your sleep.
 
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The creation of UK artist Phillip Blackman, UndeadTeds are custom-zombified teddy bears and other cute plush toys in various states of decay, each one “a unique disturbing vision of fluffy gore.”
 
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Blackman occasionally does custom jobs as well; past commissions have included undead mods to Elmo, Hello Kitty and Cabbage Patch Kids, and even “Bride of UndeadTed,” shown below wearing a Kate Middleton replica bridal gown. You can see tons of examples at his Tumblr gallery.
 
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Inventory at the UndeadTeds main store and Etsy shop sells out very quickly, but their stock is replenished every 3-4 days, so if you're interested in whatever cuddly-wubby is next in line for slaughter, you might want to keep track of their updates via Facebook and Twitter.
09 Jul 04:20

A Sass-Talking Robot Tees Off Against Rory Mcllroy

Submitted by: Unknown

Tagged: sports , golf , robot , funny , Video , win
09 Jul 02:55

Syfy's 'Sharknado' Trailer Touches Down

by Alyse Wax
Matt Lott

CAN NOT WAIT!!!!

With a title like Sharknado, do you really need any other info? Well, okay. Super tornados suck sharks out of the ocean and hurl them onto the streets of Los Angeles. 

If you are asking any question other than "When I can I tune in for this ridiculous monstrosity?" then you have missed the point.

Sharknado lands on Syfy Channel on July 11th.
01 Jul 17:52

Jesus, Who Would Do This?

Jesus, Who Would Do This?

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29 Jun 02:46

Unix Guru Evi Nemeth Missing, Feared Lost At Sea

by Soulskill
Matt Lott

Sad. I have a couple of her books.

14erCleaner writes "Retired Colorado professor Evi Nemeth has been missing between New Zealand and Australia since June 4, along with six others on their racing yacht. Nemeth, 73, is known as the primary author of the definitive Unix systems administration guide and for other works on Unix and Linux system administration and cryptography."

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28 Jun 19:49

[TV] Stephen King Responds To "Under the Dome" Changes

by MrDisgusting

Stephen King’s “Under the Dome” adaptation premiered on CBS Monday night. It was awesome. I’m already hooked. $13 million people watched it.

Still, somehow, someway, it pissed people off – and those people were fans of King’s original novella, which took him nearly 30 years to pen. Apparently, there were changes, and they weren’t thrilled. So, King, who also write the pilot’s screenplay, responded to those in question.

Here’s what he had to say.

A Letter From Stephen:

For those of you out there in Constant Reader Land who are feeling miffed because the TV version of “Under the Dome” varies considerably from the book version, here’s a little story.

Near the end of his life, and long after his greatest novels were written, James M. Cain agreed to be interviewed by a student reporter who covered culture and the arts for his college newspaper. This young man began his time with Cain by bemoaning how Hollywood had changed books such as The Postman Always Rings Twice and Double Indemnity. Before he could properly get into his rant, the old man interrupted him by pointing to a shelf of books behind his desk. “The movies didn’t change them a bit, son,” he said. “They’re all right up there. Every word is the same as when I wrote them.”

I feel the same way about “Under the Dome”. If you loved the book when you first read it, it’s still there for your perusal. But that doesn’t mean the TV series is bad, because it’s not. In fact, it’s very good. And, if you look closely, you’ll see that most of my characters are still there, although some have been combined and others have changed jobs. That’s also true of the big stuff, like the supermarket riot, the reason for all that propane storage, and the book’s thematic concerns with diminishing resources.

Many of the changes wrought by Brian K. Vaughan and his team of writers have been of necessity, and I approved of them wholeheartedly. Some have been occasioned by their plan to keep the Dome in place over Chester’s Mill for months instead of little more than a week, as is the case in the book. Other story modifications are slotting into place because the writers have completely re-imagined the source of the Dome.

That such a re-imagining had to take place was my only serious concern when the series was still in the planning stages, and that concern was purely practical. If the solution to the mystery were the same on TV as in the book, everyone would know it in short order, which would spoil a lot of the fun (besides, plenty of readers didn’t like my solution, anyway). By the same token, it would spoil things if you guys knew the arcs of the characters in advance. Some who die in the book—Angie, for instance—live in the TV version of Chester’s Mill…at least for a while. And some who live in the book may not be as lucky during the run of the show. Just sayin’.

Listen, I’ve always been a situational writer. My idea of what to do with a plot is to shoot it before it can breed. It’s true that when I start a story, I usually have a general idea of where it’s going to finish up, but in many cases I end up in a different place entirely (for instance, I fully expected Ben Mears to die at the end of ’Salem’s Lot, and Susannah Dean was supposed to pop off at the end of Song of Susannah). “The book is the boss,” Alfred Bester used to say, and what that means to me is the situation is the boss. If you play fair with the characters—and let them play their parts according to their strengths and weaknesses—you can never go wrong. It’s impossible.

There’s only one element of my novel that absolutely had to be the same in the novel and the show, and that’s the Dome itself. It’s best to think of that novel and what you’re seeing week-to-week on CBS as a case of fraternal twins. Both started in the same creative womb, but you will be able to tell them apart. Or, if you’re of a sci-fi bent, think of them as alternate versions of the same reality.

As for me, I’m enjoying the chance to watch that alternate reality play out; I still think there’s no place like Dome.

As for you, Constant Reader, feel free to take the original down from your bookshelf anytime you want. Nothing between the covers has changed a bit.

Stephen King
June 27th, 2013”

28 Jun 15:17

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28 Jun 14:52

Scientists Work To Produce 'Star Trek' Deflector Shields

by Soulskill
Matt Lott

When am I getting my replicator?

cold fjord writes "This might be useful. From CNN: 'Recent evidence from NASA's Curiosity rover mission to the Red Planet has revealed that astronauts on the round-trip would be exposed to high levels of radiation from cosmic rays and high-energy particles from the sun ... this would clearly be bad for your health — and it is proving difficult to find a solution. ... [S]hielding to completely block the radiation danger would have to be "meters thick" and too heavy to be used aboard a spacecraft. In contrast, ... science fiction fans have once again got used to the ease with which Captain Kirk gives the order for "shields up" and the crew of the Enterprise being protected instantly from the hostility of space. Perhaps though, a real Star Trek shield may no longer be science fiction — scientists at the UK's Rutherford Appleton Laboratory (RAL) certainly think so. They have been testing a lightweight system to protect astronauts and spacecraft components from harmful radiation and working with colleagues in America to design a concept spaceship called Discovery that could take astronauts to the Moon or Mars. "Star Trek has great ideas — they just don't have to build it," said Ruth Bamford, lead researcher for the deflector shield project at RAL. ... The RAL plan is to create an environment around the spacecraft that mimics the Earth's magnetic field and recreates the protection we enjoy on the ground — they call it a mini magnetosphere." Related: 'Deflector Shields' protect the Lunar Surface.'"

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27 Jun 21:47

The Goblin Shark is Swimming Into Your Next Nightmare

by Gregory Burkart
Planning on visiting the beach this summer? Then you'll really love this: one of the most hideous creatures you'll probably see all year isn't a prehistoric beast, an elusive cryptid, mythical monster, or even the creation of a deranged effects artist... it's the Goblin Shark, and it's totally real.
 
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While not much is known about the elusive Goblin (it tends to die very quickly in captivity), it's considered by scientists to be the only known living descendant of the 125-million-year-old shark family Mitsukurinidae. While more common species of sharks are scary enough, the Goblin will chew its way through just about anyone's nightmares, thanks to bizarre physical features that make it look like a rejected Alien concept by H.R. Giger... especially the projectile jaw that shoots out to latch onto its prey, as you can see in this Science Channel clip:
 
 
While it can grow to nearly 15 feet in length, the Goblin Shark is probably not much of a threat to humans, since it inhabits only the deepest waters... but it's been turning up a lot more frequently over the past decade. A most unusual incident occurred recently off the coast of Taiwan, when more than a hundred Goblins were caught by fishermen in a single month.
 
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Just thought you might want to know...
27 Jun 21:08

Gangsta Chemistry

Gangsta Chemistry

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27 Jun 21:07

06.12.2013

Cyanide and Happiness, a daily webcomic

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27 Jun 21:07

The Visualization of Frequency

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Tagged: school , science , Video
27 Jun 21:07

Someone Has a Wicked Sense of Humor at the Book Store

Someone Has a Wicked Sense of Humor at the Book Store

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27 Jun 21:06

Ask Not What Autocorrect Can Do For You

30 May 18:37

'Machete Kills' Trailer Arrives With a Vengeance

by Alyse Wax
Matt Lott

!!!

I saw the trailer for Machete Kills in the theater last weekend (During Fast & Furious 6) , and I literally cheered. Of course, I was the only one applauding. Well the trailer has finally hit the web, so hopefully that will get the word out to people.

Ex-Federale agent Machete is recruited by the President of the United States for a mission which would be impossible for any mortal man - he must take down a madman revolutionary and an eccentric billionaire arms dealer who has hatched a plan to spread war and anarchy across the planet.

Starring Danny Trejo, Michelle Rodriguez, Lady Gaga, Jessica Alba, Sofia Vergara, Demian Bichir, Mel Gibson, and Carlos Estevez (you may know him as Charleen Sheen). Written and directed by Robert Rodriguez.

Machete Kills slashes its way into theaters on September 13th