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09 Aug 14:48

daemontool: straight people are terrifying they can go as far...

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daemontool:

straight people are terrifying they can go as far as to give the girl skeleton a pair of bone titties to indicate its a straight relationship

09 Aug 14:48

notnadia: olgaulanova: americanninjax: isaia: mybodythehandgr...

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notnadia:

olgaulanova:

americanninjax:

isaia:

mybodythehandgrenade:

brinconvenient:

gailsimone:

chrishaley:

Done and done.

(Not pictured: “Butt window”, but trust me, it’s there.)

You have no idea how much this cheered me up just now.

I for one, think this is a major improvement. Look how empowered he is! And it’s relevant to the character as someone who is powered by the sun, he’d want to maximize the amount of sunlight he receives, right? It’s not like it makes sense for him to cover himself from chin to toe.
In fact, I think some strappy sandals might be an improvement.

strappy high heeled sandals would increase his height making him closer to the sun. and if wonderwoman can fight in heels it can’t be that hard, right?

SO EMPOWERING

Felt a dire need to contribute to the hilarity.

Now I can tell right away he’s a strong male character. Whew! No more confusion.

And I’m not even that into superheroes, but: gosh, this post.

oh MY.

08 Aug 23:35

FDA: "Gluten-Free" Products Can't Have Gluten in Them Now

by C.A. Pinkham on kitchenette, shared by Katharine Trendacosta to io9

FDA: "Gluten-Free" Products Can't Have Gluten in Them Now

In this week's edition of "wait, seriously, that was a thing?" the FDA has now ruled that products that claim to be "gluten-free" actually have to contain a distinct absence of gluten. Apparently, prior to this ruling, we were all living in a gluten-free-for-all.

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08 Aug 23:04

Deadline | Will Steacy | Via With the increased presence of...















Deadline | Will Steacy | Via

With the increased presence of large-scale media conglomerates and online news forums, the newspaper industry has taken a disastrous hit, yet over half of American citizens remain unaware of the trials now facing our trusted journalists and photographers. For Deadline, photographer Will Steacy confronts the brutal truth of contemporary news by photographing the historic offices of The Philadelphia Inquirer, where his father worked for decades.

Capturing the frenzied scenes of the newsroom and printing plant, Steacy highlights the unwavering dedication of the Inquirer staff, whose commitment to reportage faces an uphill battle against larger media corporations. In these strewn papers and furrowed brows, we find a steadfast allegiance to integrity, a desire to inform the public of the sometimes disturbing truths that affect our lives. Set against the hustle and bustle of the newsroom are tragically empty spaces, rooms cleared out and abandoned through financial necessity. Ultimately, Deadline is an urgent call to action on behalf of not only those newspaper staff members left jobless but on behalf of our country and its citizens, our shared past, and an uncertain future.

08 Aug 17:34

dangerouscommiesubversive: At Dunkin Donuts, making notes for...



dangerouscommiesubversive:

At Dunkin Donuts, making notes for the two tables I care most about finding.

Hahahaha, that’s awesome. Also, KATE LETH is awesome!

08 Aug 17:33

Nobody lives forever, Ooli Mos













Nobody lives forever, Ooli Mos

08 Aug 17:33

How to watch Saints vs. Rams 2014 online, TV schedule, radio and more

by Michael Jones
firehose

who dat or something
go jets darren sprollllles

Gregg Williams will return to St. Louis, and his influence over a young, talented group will be on display Friday against a dynamic offense.

The St. Louis Rams and New Orleans Saints are set to do battle on Friday night to open up preseason action for both teams. The pair last met a season ago on Dec. 15, when the Rams upset the Saints during the regular season, 27-16. What made the home win even more impressive was that St. Louis was without lead signal caller Sam Bradford, who suffered a torn ACL on Oct. 20.

More on the matchup: The Rams will again be without Bradford, which means Shaun Hill will likely take the first-team reps. On the other side of the ball, second-year linebacker Alec Ogletree could see more opportunities to rush the quarterback. Defensive coordinator Gregg Williams will have all sorts of eyes on his unit as he returns to the Midwest. His new squad has a boatload of talent, led by defensive ends Chris Long and Robert Quinn.

What will head coach Jeff Fisher have in store on offense? Running back Zac Stacy will have to adjust to teams game-planning for him after a breakout rookie campaign in 2013, but when Bradford returns he should have some more freedom out of the backfield. Fans will get a glimpse of how the Rams' balance looks on offense early on.

The Saints come into the preseason with veterans in several key positions, starting with Drew Brees at the helm. He'll be flanked on the outside by Marques Colston, who will give him a reliable target in the passing game. Perhaps the biggest playmaker on the field for New Orleans is tight end Jimmy Graham, who inked a four-year, $40 million contract in July.

But the preseason will feature fewer stars and more intrigue, like the battle at center between Jonathan Goodwin and Tim Lelito.

The defense got some reinforcements during the offseason when the front office added safety Jairus Byrd and cornerback Champ Bailey. Both moves should bolster a secondary that ranked No. 2 in passing yards allowed and fourth in points yielded. Where they struggled most was causing turnovers, where they ranked No. 24. Bailey and Byrd should each have a role in improving that area.

Game Date/Time and Location: Friday, Aug. 8, 8 p.m. ET at Edward Jones Dome, St. Louis, Mo.

TV schedule and distribution map: NFL Network; The506.com

Live coverage and updates:

Rams blogTurf Show Times / Follow Turf Show Times on Twitter

Saints blogCanal Street Chronicles / Follow Canal Street Chronicles on Twitter

Radio schedule: New Orleans: WWL 870 / 105.3; St. Louis: 101 ESPN

Watch Online: Verizon subscribers can watch games live with the NFL Mobile app (subscription required). NFL Game Pass offers live online broadcasts to users outside the USA.

08 Aug 17:32

A Pair of Transit Maps Detailing What Rail Transport Might Look Like in the Lands From ‘Game of Thrones’

by Rollin Bishop

Game of Thrones Transit Map

Designer Michael Tyznik has created a pair of transit maps detailing what rail transport might look like in the lands from Game of Thrones. Specifically, one map covers Westeros, and another covers both Westeros and the rest of the known world. Both the Westeros and Known World maps are available for purchase online from Tyznik’s INPRNT store.

Game of Thrones Transit Map

Game of Thrones Transit Map

Game of Thrones Transit Map

images via Michael Tyznik

via Kotaku

08 Aug 17:06

Why Your Team Sucks 2014: Atlanta Falcons

The Falcons ruin everything for everyone. They are the neighbor you feel obligated to invite to the party and you hope they don't show up to the party but then they DO show up to the party and you're like why the fuck did you come to my party? That's the Falcons every year.

I actually saw the city for the first time this year. Normal Americans like me usually only go to Atlanta for no other purpose than to endure a layover, but this time I actually left the airport and went into town! And in downtown Atlanta there was … nothing. Nothing at all. Apparently all the good parts of Atlanta aren't in, like, Atlanta Atlanta. They are in other Atlantas and thus are a two-mile, 158-minute drive away. Downtown Atlanta has an aquarium, a hotel, a McCormick & Schmick's, and 70,000 TGI Friday's. I don't even know if the buildings are real. The whole downtown may just be a set. I couldn't even find a donut joint. It was like Ebola had swept through the town years ago, instead of just this week. No wonder they did the Walking Dead premiere in that city. You don't have to change anything.

Greater Atlanta is a train wreck. Every street is named Peachtree. Traffic is asphyxiating. Half an inch of snow causes the sort of panicky gridlock you'd find after a nuclear attack. (Memo to every city from D.C. south: Don't try to excuse being snow wimps by saying, "You guys up North get snow and we get ICE!" Go to Buffalo in January sometime, redneck. You'll see PLENTY of ice, along with people who know how to properly drive a fucking motor vehicle.)

And even worse than the gridlock is when friends of mine like Spencer Hall use the city's endless dysfunction as a way of making Atlanta sound unique and awesome. You people living in cities that work are so beat. Here in Atlanta we have babies stuck on roadways and that is CULTURE. Stop pretending your dying infrastructure and civil corruption are endearing.

08 Aug 16:55

Tool Pen, A Screwdriver Multi-Tool With the Slick Form Factor of a Ballpoint Pen

by Brian Heater

Tool Pen is a new multi-tool by Taipei-based design team mininch with the form factor of a retractable ballpoint pen. The tool, which is currently seeking funding on Kickstarter, features a number of removable bolt-fastening and screw-driving heads which are stored inside the Tool Pen’s slim, hollowed-out alloy steel barrel.

Tool Pen

Tool Pen

images via Tool Pen

submitted via Laughing Squid Tips

08 Aug 16:54

DeWine Shuts Down Sexual Harassment Investigation

by hodad
firehose

aaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

77302ab1d83ab19dcc5841ff37e3cf2e
hodad

#ohio, @Dolly

Yesterday it was revealed that AG Mike DeWine shut down a sexual harassment investigation in his office when the investigation began to focus on his long time friend.    When that same friend, William Schenck, was later arrested for a DUI, DeWine refused to suspend or fire him.

DeWine assigned Schenck, his senior adviser, to the Steubenville rape case.   Months before the case began, DeWine gave immunity to witnesses who admitted to filming and taking photos of the rape in progress, possibly because he and his advisers incorrectly believed the witnesses had no legal requirement to intervene or call authorities.

DeWine then spent months backtracking  from this statement, and his immunity agreements, trying to find ways to turn the trial into a campaign opportunity.

The Sandusky Register has the full story on DeWine’s shutddown of the sexual harassment investigation here.

Original Source

08 Aug 16:52

Twitter / DavidKenner: Everything about this picture is amazing.

by djempirical
08 Aug 16:48

'The first camo-out in college football'

by Jason Kirk
firehose

my people, my people
#nevergo

Come watch the Warhawks host Wake Forest on August 28 ... *if you can actually spot them*.

This is ULM football coach Todd Berry and athletic director Brian Wickstrom, demonstrating for you what camo looks like. At the time of this recording, they were briefly the world's two most definitive North Louisiana men.

Attend the Warhawks' camo-out, where everyone will be wearing camo, and you get free camo, which you can use to conceal your camo. No word yet on whether the home team will wear camo, but we're all gonna be pretty upset now if they don't.

Sometimes, you have to get creative in Monroe.

HT Phil Hecken

08 Aug 16:42

Sierra returns

by Quasar
firehose

...huh.

lol @ COD:Kings Quest because Mask of Eternity exists

http://sierra.com/

Wonder what is going on exactly. Just what is Activision going to announce. COD: Kings Quest? iOS ports of the old games?
08 Aug 16:35

Catalyst To Publish Games Based on Hit Series “Vikings”

by Randall Bills
firehose

...huh.

Catalyst Game Labs announced they have licensed rights to the hit drama series “Vikings” from MGM Consumer Products, a division of Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer Studios Inc.(MGM), which holds worldwide merchandising, licensing and consumer products rights on behalf of the show. The first … Continue reading →
08 Aug 16:33

Red Hat CEO: Open Source Goes Mainstream In 2014

by Unknown Lamer
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it's the year of the Linux whatever you're using!!!1

ashshy (40594) writes Red Hat CEO Jim Whitehurst likes to post "state of the union" addresses at the end of every year. Last December, he said that open source innovation is going mainstream in 2014. In an interview with The Motley Fool, Whitehurst matches up his expectations against mid-year progress. Spoiler alert: It's mostly good news.

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08 Aug 16:33

Oracle Hasn't Killed Java -- But There's Still Time

by Unknown Lamer
snydeq (1272828) writes Java core has stagnated, Java EE is dead, and Spring is over, but the JVM marches on. C'mon Oracle, where are the big ideas? asks Andrew C. Oliver. 'I don't think Oracle knows how to create markets. It knows how to destroy them and create a product out of them, but it somehow failed to do that with Java. I think Java will have a long, long tail, but the days are numbered for it being anything more than a runtime and a language with a huge install base. I don't see Oracle stepping up to the plate to offer the kind of leadership that is needed. It just isn't who Oracle is. Instead, Oracle will sue some more people, do some more shortsighted and self-defeating things, then quietly fade into runtime maintainer before IBM, Red Hat, et al. pick up the slack independently. That's started to happen anyhow.'

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08 Aug 16:32

To his friend...

by MRTIM

08 Aug 16:32

Lucky Penny - 155

by Aido
firehose

shut UP walter

Lucky Penny - 155
fightin' some preteens: the comic
08 Aug 16:31

http://scripting.com/2014/08/08/#a1407505125

firehose

via Jfiorato
intentionally resharing the incompetent broken RSS feed version of a Dave Winer post

Scripting News: My blog doesn't need HTTPS.

08 Aug 15:30

California Gold

by gguillotte
firehose

well shit I had no idea

Well, seeing as the cat is finally out of the bag, I can go ahead and post about it on here. John D Gertsen and I are moving out west at the end of the summer so a few things i wanted to put out into the stratosphere
08 Aug 15:29

Unipiper demystified...

firehose

unmasked
unicycle snob in the reddit comments

08 Aug 15:27

13 Newish Bartender-Recommended Gins on Details.com

by Camper English
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Monkey 47
Sun Liquor Gun Club (had it; it's good)
Caorunn
Nolet's Silver Dry
Sipsmith London Dry
Perry's Tot navy-strength
Perry's Dorothy Parker floral
Ford's
St. George Terroir
The Botanist
Spirit Works Sloe
Greenhook
Barr Hill
Big

lots of gin coming out of Seattle these days, I guess

In my latest story for Details.com, I asked bartenders which new gins they love to drink.

 

New-gins-lead

I only included ones with multiple recommendations, and here is a list of 13 that rose to the top.  I tried to limit them to gins launched in the last two years, though there may be an exception or two.

Rev your G&T with these new gins.

 

 

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08 Aug 14:55

Giant Whole Fried Chicken Bloody Mary

by René
firehose

via THANKGODYOUREHERE: "I DONT WANT IT"

Nach der Giant Bacon Bloody Mary, der Giant Burger Bloody Mary, der Giant Pizza Wings Burger Bloody Mary-Bloody Mary jetzt also eine Bloody Mary mit frittiertem Kompletthühnchen und Jalapeño-Käsebällchen im Speckmantel, Gurken, Oliven, Zwiebeln, Pilzen, Spargel, Schalotten, Limonen, Rosenkohl, Tomaten und Selerie. Das Teil nennt sich Chicken Fried Bloody Beast und kommt vom Sobelmans Pub and Grill (Facebook) aus Milwaukee. Guten Appetit! (via Death and Taxes)

08 Aug 14:54

noahberkley: Moebius created over 1000 storyboards for the...

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via THANKGODYOUREHERE: "I WANNNNNNT IT"















noahberkley:

Moebius created over 1000 storyboards for the Alejandro Jodorowsky’s adaptation of Dune. 1000 boards all collected in that book Frank Pavich wields. Hmmmmmmm….

08 Aug 10:21

rootle, v.

firehose

'Of an animal, esp. a pig: to root or grub (something) up or out. Also in extended use: to bring to light; to extract by searching around or rummaging.'

unrelated to the Rutles

08 Aug 00:09

Submit Your "Storm" Questions for Greg Pak

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dear greg pak, when are you letting otters write the comics, thanks

Greg Pak returns to X-Position next week, and CBR wants your questions for the steward of the "Storm" ongoing series.
07 Aug 23:38

revenge-of-the-sock-puppets: tattooposer: wait what THIS IS...



revenge-of-the-sock-puppets:

tattooposer:

wait what

THIS IS THE GREATEST THING I HAVE EVER BEEN A PART OF ON TUMBLR MY LIFE IS WORTH IT.

07 Aug 23:33

Groot Was Inspired By James Gunn's Dog—That Explains A LOT

by Meredith Woerner
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'the folks at Framestore who developed the model of Rocket scanned Von Spears' snaggle-toothed mouth to incorporate into Rocket's mouth. I see aspects of my pup's in Rocket when he speaks, which is one of the many things I love about the character.'

Groot Was Inspired By James Gunn's Dog—That Explains A LOT

Did you wonder why it was so wondrously easy to open your heart to the lovely sort-of-talking tree creature Groot? Because he's an amalgam of everything that is adorable in this world, including director James Gunn's dog, Dr. Von Spears.

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07 Aug 23:31

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