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05 Aug 03:59

Twitter Suspends Bot Account That Calls People Out For Tweeting ‘Illegal Immigrant’

The account, @DropTheIBot, tells users to consider substituting "undocumented immigrant" for "illegal immigrant."

05 Aug 03:59

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05 Aug 03:59

Latinos Voters Say Trump Is Tarnishing the GOP Brand

Seventy-five percent of Latinos polled do not like Donald Trump.

05 Aug 03:55

fuckyeahsavagesistas: STORMS (and Amazon) at San Diego ComicCon...



fuckyeahsavagesistas:

STORMS (and Amazon) at San Diego ComicCon - 2015

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OH MY GOD.


AMAZING.


>faints

05 Aug 03:54

cosmicvastness: NASA confirms there’s an ocean on Jupiter’s...







cosmicvastness:

NASA confirms there’s an ocean on Jupiter’s moon Ganymede

NASA’s Hubble Space Telescope has the best evidence yet for an underground saltwater ocean on Ganymede, Jupiter’s largest moon. The subterranean ocean is thought to have more water than all the water on Earth’s surface.

Identifying liquid water is crucial in the search for habitable worlds beyond Earth and for the search of life as we know it.

Source: http://www.nasa.gov/press/2015/march/nasa-s-hubble-observations-suggest-underground-ocean-on-jupiters-largest-moon/
05 Aug 03:48

San Francisco


Nychos unveils a giant bat in San Francisco, USA


Nychos unveils a giant bat in San Francisco, USA


Nychos unveils a giant bat in San Francisco, USA


Nychos unveils a giant bat in San Francisco, USA

San Francisco

05 Aug 03:42

People of Color and Women More Likely to Be Bosses, But Still Overwhelmingly Work Lower-Paying Jobs

POC and women are running things more than ever before, but still languishing in low-paying service and labor jobs.

04 Aug 22:17

A Company Copes With Backlash Against the Raise That Roared - The New York Times

If there was a 19th-century thinker Mr. Price drew inspiration from, it would be not Karl Marx, but Russell Conwell, the Baptist minister and Temple University founder, whose famed “Acres of Diamonds” speech fused Christianity and capitalism. “To make money honestly is to preach the Gospel,” Mr. Conwell exhorted his listeners. To get rich “is our Christian and godly duty.”

Growing up in rural southwestern Idaho, Mr. Price frequently listened to a recording of the speech on tape.

Every day he and his four brothers and one sister rose as early as 5 a.m. to recite a proverb, a psalm, a Gospel chapter and an excerpt from the Old and New Testaments. Home-schooled until he was 12 and taught to accept the Bible as the literal truth, Mr. Price also listened to the Rush Limbaugh show for three hours a day — never imagining he would one day be the subject of a rant by the host. Then it was time to help his mother with organic gardening, composting and recycling.
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04 Aug 22:11

Good God, David Lynch Can Even Make the Alphabet Terrifying

by Lauren Davis

Long before he was bending our brains with feature films like Eraserhead and Blue Velvet, David Lynch made short films, which, in true Lynchian fashion, often turned the mundane into the unnerving. In 1968, Lynch released The Alphabet, a film that makes learning your letters nightmarish.

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04 Aug 22:10

Newswire: Kim Gordon to play a schoolteacher in German horror film

by Katie Rife

Not to be outdone by fellow alternative icons like Iggy Pop, Grace Jones, and motherfucking Lemmy, Kim Gordon is also making a cameo in a German art film. Specifically, a hallucinogenic teen horror film called Der Nachtmahr (The Nightmare), in which she plays a school teacher who reads William Blake poems to a class of students that includes our protagonist, Tina (Carolyn Genzkow). Gordon, who reportedly booked the gig because she’s a fan of director Akiz’s work, also contributed tracks to the movie’s soundtrack. Here’s an official synopsis, courtesy of NME:

Tina is a 16-year-old girl who seemingly has everything a young teenager could ever ask for. After a massive party one evening, however, she begins experiencing nightmares in which she is haunted by an unusual creature. As reality and dreams collide, Tina finds herself befriending the monster and forging a relationship that will change the ...

04 Aug 22:09

The Rocky Transition From Viral Success To The Silver Screen

Issa Rae has been called a ‘‘game changer’’ in black media, compared to Shonda Rhimes. Two years ago, HBO hired Rae based on the viral success of her YouTube show ‘‘The Misadventures of Awkward Black Girl,’’ which she wrote, directed and starred in. She played a quirky, misanthropic main character, like Liz Lemon but with more melanin.
04 Aug 22:09

How 1.2 Million New Yorkers Ended Up With Arrest Warrants

Many of them have no idea that these warrants exist, and many of the warrants themselves date back years, even decades.
04 Aug 22:07

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04 Aug 22:06

"Kyle McLachlan’s Special Agent Dale Cooper will “encounter a fresh crop of quirky locals..."

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via Russian Sledges

Kyle McLachlan’s Special Agent Dale Cooper will “encounter a fresh crop of quirky locals (this is in addition to lots of familiar faces)” in the new installment, according to TV Line.

According to the publication, series creator David Lynch is “adopting a rather unorthodox audition process” to find these “new oddballs.”

“Rumor has it he’s asking prospective new cast members to prepare and perform a lengthy monologue about themselves. Also, he’s specifically looking for interesting, character-y, preferably unknown actors,” the media outlet continued.“



- Christian Post
04 Aug 21:56

A Rare Look At A Post-Apocalyptic Game That Isn't Violent

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pretty-looking open-world walking simulator

A Rare Look At A Post-Apocalyptic Game That Isn't Violent

A young woman steers a boat through old ruins, young boy in tow. She pulls up to the remains of a watchtower, hoping to find refuge. She carries her brother inside, and lays him down. He has a gash on his stomach. He might not make it.

Submerged is a new action adventure game by ex-BioShock developers, out now on Steam and PS4 (and coming to Xbox One later this week). It has no combat, and you cannot die. Everything you do is for this little guy right here:

A Rare Look At A Post-Apocalyptic Game That Isn't Violent

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See that wound? Yeah. You need to take care of that. And so you brave the waters of a mysterious flooded city, to find supplies and rations to keep your brother alive for one more day. I spent about an hour and a half playing the game on the PS4 last night. Right now, Submerged seems like what you would get if you crossed some ideas from Enslaved: Odyssey To The West and Ico. Submerged doesn’t always nail the execution, though.

The most immediate thing you’ll notice is all the sailing. The world is, as the title suggests, submerged in water—so you need a boat to get from place to place. Thing is, you have no clue where anything is. Initially, this lends the game a sense of wonder. Where are you? What caused the world to look like this? How long has it been since society collapsed? The overgrowth on the ruins suggests it’s been a long while, but if that’s the case, where did you and your brother come from, exactly?

Submerged is coy about those details. If you want, you can collect pieces of parchment that outline the ‘history’ of the world, but they’re all fairly abstract and resemble cave drawings. These collectibles are pretty much everywhere, a detail that made the game feel like it didn’t know when to show restraint. The cool thing about subtle games like Shadow of the Colossus or Bloodborne how they manage to withhold information from you while also baking a tangible sense of history into the environment. This, in turn, makes the games feel confident. Submerged feels like it wants to follow suit, but it can’t quite help itself from showing you too much.

Regardless, it is still a joy to cruise through the post-apocalypse and take in the view. Occasionally, you’ll even find useful parts floating out in the water. I particularly loved when I spotted sea creatures, like dolphins or whales, swimming around me. Curiously, many of these creatures looked mutated. I’m sure that you can find out why, provided you collect the right pieces of paper.

Once you spot a lootable building, you can disembark and explore it. This is where the bulk of the game lies, in exploring abandoned buildings. Specifically, in using ledges and pipes to climb buildings. This is controlled entirely through the left thumb stick; you don’t even have to press a button to jump. You can simply press up on the stick, and your character will jump. The buildings you scale have all sorts of pathways leading to different areas. The most obvious ones lead to the supplies you need to bring back to your brother, but you can also spend some time satiating your curiosity about what else lies hidden in these buildings. Unfortunately, I found the climbing mechanic pretty dull; nothing more than a chore necessary to get where I was going. More importantly, though, the climbing took me away from the water—the game’s biggest strength. Submerged asks you to collect 10 items for your brother, which will end up requiring a hell of a lot of climbing. I will give props, though: Submerged doesn’t seem to care where you go to collect these items, or in what order you tackle the buildings. You’ll find what you need all the same, a feature that lets you roam and explore as you see fit.

I managed to get about halfway through the game in an hour and a half last night, and while I wasn’t wildly impressed with the actual gameplay of Submerged, I did find myself becoming curious about the story and its world. While you never see other humans, you do sometimes come across other mutated humanoids. What is their deal, exactly? Am I destined to become like them? Will my brother turn into them if I don’t save him? Questions!

You can watch me play through the first 25 minutes of Submerged here, if you’d like:

04 Aug 21:37

35 Amazing Things About No Man’s Sky

Things about space


The universe isn’t actually infinite

  • Computers don’t really do infinity very well. But there are 18,446,744,073,709,551,616 planets in the universe. If you visit each one for a single second, it will take you 585 billion years to see them all, so it may as well be.

No Man's Sky, Galactic Map

The universe isn’t random

  • Everything exists for a reason, and is governed by maths. Maths means every detail is always consistent and makes sense, the result of hundreds of rules we’ve made to make a sci-fi universe we want to explore. And anyway, computers just aren’t very good at random, either.

The universe isn’t stored on your hard disk or on server somewhere

  • The world around you is generated by your PS4 at the point you visit it. Leave and it’s all thrown away, but if you return it is generated again exactly as it was. This also means the game will be completely playable offline.

No Man’s Sky isn’t an MMO

  • The sheer size of the universe means that everyone is going to be super far apart, and it’s super unlikely that people will even visit the same planets.

There are bots exploring the universe right now

  • We have sent a set of bots out into the void to send back to us gifs of planets. We can quickly review the gifs, lots at a time, to see what kinds of things are out there, and ensure it’s varied and interesting.

No Man's Sky, Cave

Things about exploring


There isn’t a story to follow

  • There are no cutscenes or characters, but there is a big objective: getting to the center of the universe. We don’t want to tell you a story, we want you to tell your own. No Man’s Sky is about your journey.

You will make true discoveries

  • Be the first to visit a planet, or be the first to scan a species of creature, and you will be recorded as its discoverer when you upload it at a beacon for all the world to see. You can also choose to name them. (There will be filters!)

No Man's Sky, Monolith

The Atlas is everything everyone has ever discovered

  • The No Man’s Sky symbol stands for the database of all the things that players have discovered and chosen to share with the world. It’s perhaps the most important thing in the universe, and will contain findings that even we have no idea about.

You’ll find ancient artifacts and crashed ships

  • They may lead to you discovering new technologies, which can give your ship, suit, and multitool new or improved abilities.

A jetpack is an explorer’s best friend

  • It can get you out of all sorts of trouble, and take you to places you wouldn’t otherwise be able to access.
Things about planets


Planets are defined by their position in space

  • If they’re close to their sun they’ll tend to be more barren; further away and they’ll tend to be cold. The planets in between tend to be richer with life.

Most planets are barren

  • Few planets will be dense with plant life and animals. Most will be barren, but even barren planets can be sources of great wealth.

No Man's Sky, Montage 7

Planets can be toxic

  • Some planets are death traps, with radiation or other hazards that will kill you in minutes. To survive you’ll need to upgrade your suit.

Every distant mountain is a real place

  • No Man’s Sky doesn’t only generate the environment immediately around you. It also generates the whole planet at a lower level of detail, so every distant object on the horizon is a real place that you can go to.

Planets have days and nights

  • Fly down to the night side of a planet, and you’ll find the land in darkness. Different creatures will be awake while daytime creatures sleep.
Things about ships


It’s worth upgrading your ship

  • Ships offer varying capacity for being upgraded, whether speed, maneuverability, jump drive range, or weapon power.

You can only have one ship at a time

  • Choose a ship that suits what you want to do, whether trading (large cargo capacity), fighting (good speed and weapons) or exploring (a long jump drive distance). Want to do something new? You can always get a new one.

You’ll shop for new ships

  • Space stations sell a rolling stock of ships. If you see one you want, you’ll need to grab it before new stock comes in.

No Man's Sky, Space Station Tube

You won’t be left without a ship

  • If you die and have no money, a basic ship is always available for free. It won’t have a hyperdrive, but you’ll be able to fly to planets again to rebuild.

You need fuel

  • You can fly for as long as you like in a star system, but to make jumps between systems you’ll need hyperdrive fuel, which you can buy from space stations or mine from planet surfaces.
Things about combat


You can get a wanted level

  • Upsetting the balance of planets by mining them too heavily or killing creatures will see you being hunted down by the Sentinels, and attacking craft in space will attract the attention of the police. The more you do, the stronger they will retaliate.

The Sentinels aren’t everywhere

  • Not every planet is policed, making these lawless playgrounds valuable sources of resources.

Space is not quiet

  • Factions constantly vie for territory across the entire universe. Choose to help one faction and it may reward you. Attack another and it’ll remember. But you can also try to avoid conflict completely.

No Man's Sky, Blue Space

You can side with factions

  • If you’re friendly enough with a faction, it can provide you with support that might protect you as you face its rivals.

Your multitool is an adaptable weapon

  • Multitools have a basic firing mode, but some come with different, more powerful attacks, or you might find technologies to upgrade them.

Death isn’t the end

  • But it’s a problem. If you die on a planet, you’ll find yourself revived back at your ship having lost what you hadn’t stowed and discoveries you hadn’t uploaded. If you die in space, you find yourself revived at the nearest space station, without your ship, items and discoveries.
Things about creatures


Planets are populated by unique creatures

  • Creatures are procedurally generated, with wildly varying shapes, sizes, colorations, and behaviours. You will discover countless new species on your journey.

Animal calls are procedurally generated

  • We’ve created special software that models throats, allowing animal calls to be defined by the shape and sizes of their bodies. Every planet’s soundscape is unique.

Animals may attack you

  • But think twice about retaliating. If Sentinels see you kill a creature they’ll attack you. It’s often best to try to scare creatures or run away, and preserve the natural balance of the planet.

No Man's Sky, Underwater

Animals follow daily routines

  • They will go down to bodies of water to drink and sleep at night, while others will only come out at dark.

Some animals hunt others

  • You’ll see food chains in action, with species being predated by others. You might find that you’re far from being at the top of the chain.
Things about the economy


Units are the universe’s currency

  • You’ll earn Units for many things: selling resources at trading posts, shooting down pirates, uploading discoveries to the Atlas.

Market prices for resources vary

  • You might find lucrative trade routes, mining in one system and selling in another. It might be worth investing in a ship with lots of cargo space to take full advantage.

Space is busy with trade convoys

  • Freighters, led by capital ships, steadily travel along trade routes, sending ships down to trading posts as they go. You can choose to attack them and steal their resources, but you’ll find them heavily defended, and pirates might have the same idea…

No Man's Sky, Purple Space

Resources aren’t just for trading

  • You’ll need them to craft technologies into upgrades. The rarest resources can only be found in certain types of system.

Efficient mining requires certain upgrades

  • Your multitool can always destroy resource crystals, but you’ll need to upgrade it to mine resources held in harder rock. Perhaps there are technologies that will provide greater yields…
Things about the game


It has amazing music

  • 65daysofstatic are Sean’s favorite band, and they’re making No Man’s Sky’s soundtrack album. We are incredibly excited about this.

We held a concert at PlayStation Experience

  • 65daysofstatic came to Las Vegas with us and played a concert. It was incredible. Watch it here.

The music will be procedural

  • 65daysofstatic’s soundtrack will be used to generate procedural music that’s influenced by where you are and what you’re doing. Full songs will play at specific points, but we’ll leave it to you to discover when and why…

No Man’s Sky was inspired by classic sci-fi

  • Especially those amazing, vibrant book covers, which presented a vision of a future that wasn’t grim and in which technology and exploration were points of hope.

Four people built what we showed for the announcement

  • Since then, the No Man’s Sky team has grown, but only a little, to 13 people. We like it real small.

04 Aug 21:28

The tiny new website that could give LinkedIn a run for its money

by Dan Frommer
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lol Google Reader
sup Mihai

Makerbase

LinkedIn has grown to almost 400 million members by providing a free place to post your résumé. But for many, that’s hardly the most useful or interesting representation of their work experience.

That’s why we’re intrigued by a new site, Makerbase, which just launched as a sort-of “IMDB” for people who make products, ranging from coders and designers to writers and businesspeople. A few good early examples include a list of people who worked on Google Reader and the team behind Bloomberg’s recent “What Is Code?” digital-journalism opus.

The site, created by New York-based startup ThinkUp—run by Lifehacker founder Gina Trapani and blogging pioneer Anil Dash (here’s their Makerbase profile)—looks like any new database. It’s rough and empty, and will take a while to achieve any level of comprehensiveness. (And, to be sure, there are also already plenty of useful creative-portfolio-hosting services, from Dribbble to Squarespace.)

But for creatives who zip between freelance gigs, or just want a better place to list all the cool things they’ve worked on, it seems like a useful concept. And if you’re trying to poach from the team who made that thing you loved on the internet, having a list of who did what seems more powerful than sifting through plain-text résumés.

04 Aug 21:26

Crackers Made From Giant Isopods Are Now a Thing in Japan

by George Dvorsky

There seems to be no shortage of ideas when it comes to the manufacturing of new and unique foods. Case in point, these Japanese senbei rice crackers made from giant isopods—those oversized bug-like crustaceans from the ocean’s depths.

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04 Aug 20:48

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04 Aug 20:40

Compassionate Woman Reads ‘Biscuit and the Pup’ Aloud to a Rescue Dog at the Pittsburgh Humane Society

by Lori Dorn

Woman Reading to Dog

A wonderfully compassionate woman reads the tale of Biscuit and the Pup to a rescue dog named Jade at the Western Pennsylvania Humane Society in Pittsburgh. According to redditor puglife123, the person who posted this heartwarming photo, the dogs at this shelter are cared for by dedicated volunteers.

I volunteer there doing dog walking! …I signed up to do it when my two pugs passed away, and it was my way of being around dogs. But, when I went to orientation the lady doing the orientation put it like this, a lot of people think the shelter is a sad place, but it’s really not, the animals being on the street or in a bad place is sad. Being in the shelter is (hopefully) the start of a new life for them. This particular humane society takes amazing care of the animals too, so that helps! …They always need volunteers! You have to go on their website and take a dog walking 101 quiz after reading their guidelines, and then someone contacts you to set up your orientation date. You can do anything from dog walking, cat cuddling, to helping with the rabbits! I don’t get there as often as I would like because of work, but when I do it makes my day so much happier.

image via puglife123

via reddit

04 Aug 20:40

Great Job, Internet!: Amy Poehler launches science experiment web series with Megan Amram

by Audra Williams

Amy Poehler’s Smart Girls network aims to help girls and young women feel more confident, particularly when it comes to science and technology. Their latest project is a collaboration with Parks And Recreation writer and author of Science... for Her, Megan Amram.

In this web series, Experimenting With Megan Amram, Amram plays what’s essentially a female stereotype equivalent to Stephen Colbert’s version of a conservative. While she does mention the fact that she went to Harvard, she mostly stresses her commitment to “looking good” and interrupts her guests science talk with her thoughts on nail polish and The Notebook.

The premiere episode features an interview with Dr. Beverley McKeon from the California Institute Of Technology and a bit about making a biological potato clock. New episodes will appear every Monday.

04 Aug 20:40

Dutch Pranksters Install Android On An iPhone, Convince People It's iOS9

Face it: at a certain point, you like the things you like simply because you've liked them for a while. It's OK to be comfortable, as long as you're not a jerk about it.
04 Aug 20:37

The True Story Of An Ex-Cop's War On Lie Detectors

Doug Williams used to give polygraph exams. Now he’s going to prison for teaching people how to beat them.
04 Aug 20:37

What '100 Percent Effective' Means For That Ebola Vaccine

Based on the vaccine’s early success, the trial’s runners decided that all participants in the study should get it immediately after exposure. That’s a perfectly reasonable, humane reaction, but it also means that the researchers will never be able to collect better data on the vaccine’s efficacy.
04 Aug 20:36

Idris Elba Graces Maxim Magazine’s First Ever Cover Without Women - Question: Why does he have so much clothing on a Maxim cover, though?

by Jessica Lachenal

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Okay, well. Holy crap, Idris Elba. As if we didn’t love you enough already, here you are casting that special #brand of smolder that only you’ve got.

Kudos to Maxim Magazine’s first ever cover that features a male, alone, without women as accessories or anything. Cheers to that. Kind of a low bar, but whatever! Y’all made a great pick for this first.

There’s really nothing more we can say that wouldn’t just be getting in the way of more photos… so, here you go.

idris elba maxim magazine floor

idris elba maxim magazine chair

Phew.

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04 Aug 20:35

In praise of Mike Hessman, the dinger-blasting hero who just broke the minor league home run record

by Rodger Sherman

Tigers farmhand Mike Hessman just broke the 80-year-old minor league home run record. And he'll keep blasting dingers as long as his body allows him, and for that we salute him.

Mike Hessman of the Toledo Mud Hens hit his 433rd minor league home run, a thunderous grand slam, breaking the minor league record for most home runs:

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Hessman is 37, and playing his 19th minor league season. He got up to Triple-A in 2002 at the age of 24 and just ... stayed there. He's never been sent back down to Double-A, and he's only had a few trips to the big leagues, none since the Mets called him up in 2010. He's just been hanging out in the minors, blasting out bombs alongside players a decade or more younger than him.

Every freakin' article ever written about Mike Hessman, including this one, mentions Crash Davis, the lovable old catcher in Bull Durham, at least once. It typically happens in the headline, or the lead.

It's a shame. The fact that Davis is famously depicted setting the minor league home run record in that movie makes everybody think "setting the minor league home run record" is a thing that happens. "Oh yeah," you say, "I remember hearing about somebody doing that somewhere."

You haven't. Nobody has broken the minor league home run record since before your parents were born.

In the movie, Davis is credited with breaking the record at 246 homers, a number that apparently sounded big enough to be a minor league home run record. Hessman has now hit 433.

He is the first person to hit more than 400 minor league home runs born after the start of World War I. The man whose record he broke, Buzz Arlett, retired in 1937 and died in 1964. (Hector Espino hit 484 in the Mexican League, although this is formally connected with Minor League Baseball, it isn't analogous to the farm system set-up of the American minor leagues.)

Back then, the gap between the big leagues and minor leagues was mere thousands of dollars instead of millions; MLB farm systems weren't as heavily formalized. It wasn't as unreasonable to play 20 seasons in the minor leagues. To some, it might have been somewhat glamorous.

For Hessman, it has not been particularly glamorous. We don't know what Hessman's salary is -- he's on a "minor league deal" -- just that it probably isn't a lot. The standard salary for a Triple-A player starts at $2,150 per month in season and increases year-by-year; nobody on the Internet has explained what happens if a player continues playing in Triple-A for two decades.

Hessman is 10.2 years older than his average teammates, per Baseball-Reference. The only thing connecting him to his teammates is baseball. He actually said this:

"I don't know a lot of the stuff they have going on in there," he said. "I don't even know what they call that techno stuff now. I have no clue."

Hessman has put up with the long bus rides and low pay. The only pictures of Hessman in our photo tool are from a May game where he broke the record for most International League home runs. Because he is a minor league baseball player, and minor league baseball players have to wear gimmicky things to sell tickets, here he is, a 37-year-old man dressed up in a Ghostbusters costume.

Photo credit: Andrew Weber, USA Today Sports

So why does he keep on? Why does Mike Hessman keep doing this?

Because Mike Hessman is really, really, really, really good at mashing taters. He mashes the hell out of some taters, and he loves it, because it is what he is great at.

Hessman's lack of major league opportunities is not a mistake. It's not that he's been passed over. Hessman is not very good at the vast majority of things baseball players are expected to do.

His career minor league average is just .232. In his one season in Japan, he hit .192. In his cups-of-coffee in the majors, it was even worse, .188.

Hessman's biggest problem is that he strikes out pretty much constantly. He has 2,347 minor league strikeouts. That'd be fourth in MLB history. He has struck out in 27 percent of his minor league at-bats. When he makes contact, he doesn't always make great contact. When The Hardball Times begged teams to sign him a few years ago, they noted that 23 percent of his flyballs were infield pop-ups, a bad percentage.

He wallops that stupid freakin' ball so freakin' hard that it gets the hell out of that park and swears never to come back.

But every once in a while, he absolutely crushes the ball. He wallops that stupid freakin' ball so freakin' hard that it gets the hell out of that park and swears never to come back.

Hessman has hit 20 homers with an average of .250 or worse 10 times, and he will probably do it again this year. He hit 35 dingers with a .231 average for Oklahoma City in 2012. He hit 24 with an abysmal .165 average in 2006 with Toledo.

Even in the majors, where he didn't make much of a mark, he swatted moonshots on the regular, managing 14 homers in 223 at-bats. Small sample size, sure, but that ratio -- a homer every 15.92 at-bats -- would be amongst the top 30 all time. Hessman actually hit a dinger for his first major league hit, a pinch hitting opportunity in his second game. (The fan only agreed to give the ball back if he got a autographed bat from Marcus Giles, which is just rude, TBH.)

At this point, Hessman doesn't dream of a long MLB career. He told the Los Angeles Times he doesn't think he'll get called up again, and considering he hasn't been in the show in five years, that seems likely to be the case. But ... this is all he knows how to do:

"Baseball is the only thing I've ever done and I'm going to stick with it as long as I can," Hessman added. "I know it doesn't last forever. I've had former teammates call me after they quit, a year after they are in a 9-to-5 job, and they say they shouldn't have left. There are times you get frustrated and think you've had enough, but this is a pretty good gig."

Mike Hessman is great at one thing: Blasting dingers. Sadly, his various faults have prevented him from a long-term job in the world's preeminent dinger-blasting society, and kept him from the huge financial windfalls that come with top-flight dinger-blasting.

This has not stopped Hessman from doing what he loves, what he's great at, what makes him happy: smacking the living bejeezus out of that stupid little ball and watching it fly over that dang fence. We hope he never stops.

04 Aug 20:30

The International Dota 2 Championships halted by DDoS attack

by James Dator

A coordinated attack has halted eSports' biggest event.

Stream problems and disconnections have plagued The International over the last two days, and despite speculation that Internet service providers were to blame, it was confirmed Tuesday afternoon that a DDoS attack was the reason for the problems.

The announcing desk revealed the distributed denial of service attack after a third pause halted the best-of-three series between Evil Geniuses and compLexity gaming. There is currently no update on when the series will resume and fans in attendance have said both teams left the stage following the third pause.

It's disappointing on a variety of levels. Firstly that an individual or group would target the event, secondly because it's incredibly unfair on the players. Team compLexity were in control for much of the game prior to the pauses, with Evil Geniuses surging back after each break. Now EG is firmly in command and it's likely the issues are partly to blame.

On the plus side it means we have more analysis and Kaci, which is leading to stuff like this:

faceless

★★★

04 Aug 20:30

Cops Say Video of Them Mocking a Disabled Woman Violates Their Privacy

by Ashley Feinberg
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This past June, three Santa Ana police officers were suspended after a video surfaced of them joking about kicking a woman in a wheelchair “in the fucking nub” and eating (what appears to be) weed-infused edibles during a raid of a medical marijuana dispensary. And now, those same cops want to ban that video from ever becoming evidence—because they didn’t realize they were on camera.

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04 Aug 20:15

Beware the Hackable Google Beacons Made by Estimote

by Alasdair Allan
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img_1314Manufacturers were quick to support Google’s new Eddystone beacon standard, but in the rush to support it, some manufacturers are ignoring basic security.

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04 Aug 20:15

The Martian author says Comcast let hacker take over his e-mail

by Jon Brodkin
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Andy Weir is the creator of Mark Watney, a fictional astronaut who can solve any problem the harsh environment of Mars throws his way.

But Weir, author of The Martian, ran into a tricky problem on Earth this week when his e-mail and Twitter accounts were hacked. The culprit, he says, was a hacker who reset the password for his Comcast.net e-mail account by calling Comcast and pretending to be him. Comcast let the hacker take control of his e-mail account after asking "security questions" for which the answers were easy to find, according to Weir.

"Well I got hacked," Weir wrote on Facebook last night. "Someone compromised my e-mail account and twitter account. I don't know how they got the password. My guess is they socially engineered a password reset on my e-mail account, and they used that to do a password reset on Twitter. They also set up an e-mail forward to an account they control, so even after I changed my e-mail password they were still getting my e-mails until I found that. Whee."

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