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04 Apr 00:49

Busty Rhymes Is Serious About His Cheeseburger

by Michael K

You'll see me doing a lot of things at In-N-Out (examples: licking the tables clean and flying across the place when they call my number), but one thing you'll never see me doing is cursing out a worker for screwing up my order. Because the next time I'm in there, they might recognize my face and put something extra on my meat like pubes or ass farts. If anybody's going to put pubes or ass farts on my meat, it's going to be me. But I guess Busta Rhymes doesn't really follow my fast food rule, because he had a hissy fit meltdown at a burger place in Miami this morning.

HuffPo says that at 6 this morning, Busta went to Cheeseburger Baby with a bunch of friends and acted like a self-entitled bag of assholes as soon as he got there. The restaurant's owner Stephanie Vitori says that 6am is rush hour for them since that's when most of the clubs on South Beach close. There was a line to order, but Busta refused to wait and pretended like he was still relevant when he said to her, "Can you take our order first? We're very important people." They refused to let him cut, so he waited in line and ordered. Cheeseburger Baby always puts the ketchup, mayonnaise, salt, pepper and other stuff on the side, because they don't want the bun to get soggy. When Busta got his order and noticed that everything was on the side, that's when his ass lips really exploded and he Hulk'd all the way out.

Stephanie says that Busta screamed at one the employees, "Fuck you, fag! I'm not leaving until I get ketchup, mayo, salt and pepper on my burger." Stephanie called the cops when Busta tried to get behind the counter and called her a bitch. Before the police arrived, Stephanie told the employees to put mayo and ketchup on the princess' burger to get him out of there. Busta left, the police showed up and Stephanie filed a police report. Stephanie said that she called the police again when one of Busta's friends called to say he was coming back in, because there was no cheese on his burger. Busta never came back. Stephanie says there was cheese on his burger and she also said:

"Over putting ketchup, mayo, salt and pepper on a burger? For real, you can't open up a mayo and ketchup packet? It's not right. I'm a gay business owner, and you don't use that term. It's degrading."

Nothing says "one hundred percent heterosexual male" like throwing a melodramatic tantrum over someone not squirting mayo between your buns. I can't with these assholes who ruin it for everyone. People were trying to enjoy their delicious cheeseburgers and Busta just had to spoil it by acting like trash. If Busta insists on cursing someone out, he could at least spit out a catchphrase we'll all remember. "Fuck you, fag" just doesn't cut it.

Busta needs to learn from these important figures in American history, because I still use the phrase "Bitch, your pancakes look fine to me" on a weekly basis.

03 Apr 22:43

SkyDrive 3.0: Microsoft Gave Up Fighting Apple's 30% Cut

by Soulskill
An anonymous reader writes "Microsoft on Wednesday released SkyDrive 3.0 for iOS out of the blue. Last time the app was in the news, Apple was stopping Microsoft from pushing out an update in the App Store because the company doesn't pay a 30 percent cut of the subscription revenue it generates. Now we've learned how Microsoft managed to update its iOS app today. 'We worked with Apple to create a solution that benefited our mutual customers,' a Microsoft spokesperson told TNW. 'The SkyDrive app for iOS is slightly different than other SkyDrive apps in that people interested in buying additional storage will do so via the web versus in the app.' Does this set a precedent for an iOS version of Microsoft Office?"

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03 Apr 22:42

Blink! Google Is Forking WebKit

by Soulskill
firehose

ruh roh

Carewolf writes "In a blog post titled Blink: A rendering engine for the Chromium project, Google has announced that Chromium (the open source backend for Chrome) will be switching to Blink, a new WebKit-based web rendering engine. Quoting: 'Chromium uses a different multi-process architecture than other WebKit-based browsers, and supporting multiple architectures over the years has led to increasing complexity for both the WebKit and Chromium projects. This has slowed down the collective pace of innovation... This was not an easy decision. We know that the introduction of a new rendering engine can have significant implications for the web. Nevertheless, we believe that having multiple rendering engines—similar to having multiple browsers—will spur innovation and over time improve the health of the entire open web ecosystem. ... In the short term, Blink will bring little change for web developers. The bulk of the initial work will focus on internal architectural improvements and a simplification of the codebase. For example, we anticipate that we’ll be able to remove 7 build systems and delete more than 7,000 files—comprising more than 4.5 million lines—right off the bat. Over the long term a healthier codebase leads to more stability and fewer bugs.'"

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03 Apr 22:00

ih0peyourwifidies: guess this is my stop 



ih0peyourwifidies:

guess this is my stop 

03 Apr 21:58

How the Tar Sands Are Crushing Science in Canada

by George Dvorsky

The Canadian government is currently under investigation for its efforts to obstruct the right of the media and public to speak to government scientists. These policies are widely believed to be a part of the government's unspoken campaign to ensure that oil keeps flowing from the Athabasca tar sands — even if it’s at the cost of free scientific inquiry, the environment, and by consequence, democracy itself.

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03 Apr 21:39

"After weeks of jokes and barbs about his departure from “The Tonight Show,” Jay Leno has..."

After weeks of jokes and barbs about his departure from “The Tonight Show,” Jay Leno has announced he’s leaving the NBC late night show in spring 2014.

Leno will be replaced by “Late Night’s” Jimmy Fallon and the show will move to New York City and be executive-produced by “Saturday Night Live” honcho Lorne Michaels.



- Jay Leno Announces Departure From Tonight Show; Jimmy Fallon Will Take Over - Yahoo! TV
03 Apr 21:02

How Memes Are Orchestrated By Companies For Profit

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pretty detailed timeline

"Rodrigues and his record label Mad Decent immediately started promoting the video. Rodrigues, using his stage name “Baauer,” record label owner Thomas Wesley Pentz, and Chicago deejays Josh Young and Curt Cameruci, signed to Mad Decent all posted tweets and messages to send traffic to the Australian video on YouTube. Six Twitter accounts—EDM Snob, Baauer, Diplo, Mad Decent, Major Lazer and Flosstradamus—were the cause of views of “Harlem Shake” on Thursday, Feb. 7 and Friday, Feb. 8. EDM Snob was selling himself. The other five were selling the record.

YouTube rewards this kind of behavior. People who post videos make up to $6 per thousand views in return for letting YouTube show ads on their videos. When a new video is uploaded, YouTube automatically checks for matches to copyrighted material. Copyright holders can block videos or share advertising revenue. Maker got paid every time someone watched its video. Mad Decent got paid every time someone viewed any video featuring Baauer’s song."

Experts said the “Harlem Shake” phenomenon was emergent behavior from the hive mind of the internet—accidental, ad hoc, uncoordinated: a “meme” that “went viral.” But this is untrue.
03 Apr 21:01

Great Job, Internet!: "Whur Muh Boats At?" extended remix will be stuck in your head long after Game Of Thrones debuts on Sunday

by Steve Heisler
firehose

Adam Warrock beat
still have not watched or read any GoT

Adam Warrock, creator of other pop culture-soaked remix EPs inspired by Parks And Recreation and Futurama, says he was made aware of the viral sensation "Whur Muh Boats At?" just last week. It's a hell of an earworm, even at only a minute long, sung about Khaleesi from Game Of Thrones sitting around on a hot desert continent waiting to take over the kingdom of Westeros—even the part where the impossibly high ice wall keeps out freakish monsters. (Especially that part.) Inspiration comes in many forms, and Warrock immediately collaborated with the original's creator, Applefrog, on a remix that extends the song and drops some plot catch-up in time for the season premiere this Sunday. It will haunt your waking life, much like Khaleesi's dead-eyed stare. Below, the remix followed by the original.

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03 Apr 20:55

This is Not a Game, Sculpture of Giant Hands Playing with Life-Sized Tank and Toy Soldiers

by EDW Lynch

This is not a game by Lorenzo Quinn

“This is not a game” by artist Lorenzo Quinn is a large-scale sculptural installation of giant hands playing with a life-sized tank and toy soldiers. Exhibited on a floating platform at the 2011 Venice Bienalle, the installation featured a 37-ton Russian T-55 tank.

The human figure and especially hands show up frequently in Quinn’s work. In recent years he has created two other more playful installations of hands playing with life-sized toys. The 2010 installation “Vroom Vroom” features a giant hand playing with a Fiat Cinquecento car. “La Dolce Vita” is a 2011 installation of a giant hand playing with a Vespa scooter.

This is not a game by Lorenzo Quinn

This is not a game by Lorenzo Quinn

Vroom Vroom by Lorenzo Quinn

“Vroom Vroom”

La Dolce Vita by Lorenzo Quinn

“La Dolce Vita”

via My Modern Metropolis, Ian Brooks

03 Apr 20:53

Amy Pond shills make-up for the living dead

by Rob Bricken

What has been Karen Gillan doing since the Doctor Who season 6 finale, you ask? Well, depending on your point of view, she's either been hired as the spokemodel for the new zombie-targeted makeup line from Z'ombéal, or making a guest appearance for BBC's The Nerdist TV show to act in a sketch about spokesmodeling for zombie makeup. Whether either of these things are good, bad or simply notable, I leave to your judgment.

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03 Apr 20:52

"KAMPALA (Reuters) - Uganda has suspended the hunt for fugitive warlord Joseph Kony and his..."

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kony 2012

KAMPALA (Reuters) - Uganda has suspended the hunt for fugitive warlord Joseph Kony and his Lord’s Resistance Army fighters, blaming hostility towards foreign troops by Central African Republic rebels who seized power last month.

About 100 U.S. special forces helping with intelligence and logistical support also called off operations temporarily, a U.S. embassy official said, but it was not immediately clear if troops from other countries in the regional force were also giving up the search.



- Uganda suspends hunt for warlord Kony after coup - Yahoo! News
03 Apr 20:52

8-Bit Crocheted Video Game Rugs

by Kimber Streams

8-Bit Rug

Etsy shop Harmonden sells 8-bit crochet rugs featuring characters from popular video games like Super Mario Bros., Pokémon, The Legend of Zelda, Megaman, and Minecraft. The rugs are available to purchase in full-size and mini versions, and the creator also takes requests.

8-Bit Rug

8-Bit Rug

8-Bit Rug

8-Bit Rug

8-Bit Rug

images via Harmonden

via It 8-Bit

03 Apr 20:52

How the Digital Public Library of America hopes to build a real public commons

by Tim Carmody

The Digital Public Library of America is a beautiful idea. Take the physical-to-digital ambition of Google Books and wed it to the civic spirit of the US public library system, providing a centralized portal to a decentralized network of digital media from libraries, museums, universities, archives, and other local, regional, and national collections. Framed in this way, it all seems so logical, so proper, so clear — everything the internet as a public commons promised to be. Surely the messy reality of copyright law, limited local budgets, or the cat-herding that goes into any grand alliance of independent institutions was bound to foul it up somewhere.

The DPLA is in fact real, and will hold a launch event on April 18 at the Boston Public Library. In an essay in The New York Review of Books, Harvard University Librarian Robert Darnton describes how the DPLA's organizers overcame some of that messy reality to get the new nonprofit off the ground, and some of the obstacles (read: copyright) with which it's still grappling. (As a historian of the 18th century, Darnton also unsurprisingly places the DPLA within the overlapping traditions of the Enlightenment and the American Revolution.)


"Any reader [can] consult works that used to be stored on inaccessible shelves or locked up in treasure rooms."

Unlike Google Books, the DPLA doesn't hoover up institutions' documents to be stored on its own servers. Its primary goal is to support coordinate scanning efforts by each of its partner institutions, and to act as a central search engine and metadata repository. Most of these libraries and museums have been slowly scanning and cataloguing their collections for years; the DPLA helps make those materials aggregatable and interoperable. At least initially, it's not nearly as focused on printed books as Google has been, but rather gathers an eclectic mix of texts, photos, data, and art, especially rare documents. It also provides a sophisticated frontend portal for discovery and research.

Darnton describes the DPLA's goal well:

The user-friendly interface will therefore enable any reader — say, a high school student in the Bronx — to consult works that used to be stored on inaccessible shelves or locked up in treasure rooms — say, pamphlets in the Huntington Library of Los Angeles about nullification and secession in the antebellum South. Readers will simply consult the DPLA through its URL, http://dp.la/. They will then be able to search records by entering a title or the name of an author, and they will be connected through the DPLA’s site to the book or other digital object at its home institution.

The DPLA's partner institutions include the Smithsonian, the National Archives and Records Administration, Harvard University Library, the New York Public Library, ARTstor, and a number of state and regional digital library initiatives that will act as "service hubs" for local libraries and museums. The one glaring omission that would seem crucial to any "public library of America" is the Library of Congress; Darnton writes that "the sponsors naturally hope that the Library of Congress also will participate." The organization is fully funded for its first three years by grants from federal endowments and private foundations (Sloan, Arcadia, Knight, Soros, the NEH, the Institute of Museum and Library Services — or as DPLA Executive Director Dan Cohen affectionately calls them, "the usual suspects"). But continued fundraising and evangelizing remains a big part of Cohen's mandate going forward.

The DPLA as a repository, the DPLA as a platform

The competitive goal is to catch up with the rest of the world. "Europeana has aggregated 20 million cultural heritage objects from hundreds of sites," Cohen tells The Verge. But as a historian and digital humanist, Cohen is more excited about what he calls "the DPLA as a platform."

"The launch will showcase some transformative uses [of the archive] that show what you can do with a massive digital library that's been operationalized," says Cohen. The DPLA has been equipped with a rich API for developers, artists, and others to engage, adapt, and revisualize art and text. "The DPLA's terms, if you look at them, are extremely permissive," Cohen adds. "We are really fighting for a maximally usable and transferrable knowledge base. Everything, where possible, will be CC-zero licensed. If you're Google, you can come right in and take everything. It's just like Wikipedia. You can grab this stuff and use it as you want." Text mining, mapping, art projects — it's all open for business.

The DPLA as an advocate for open access and enrichment of the public sphere

Cohen also notes that the DPLA's "enrichment of the public sphere will be important from an advocacy role." He wants to create a platform where academic scholarship, whether in journals or monographs, can be disseminated and preserved in open formats for current and future generations. He wants to find ways for public libraries to engage in collective action with book publishers to make e-books as available as possible to US citizens. He wants the DPLA to explore alternative approaches to copyright that preserve authors' and publishers' chief profit window but also maximizing a work's circulation, including the "library license" that would allow public, noncommercial entities (like the DPLA) to have digital access to certain works in copyright after five years, or Knowledge Unlatched, a consortium that purchases in-copyright books for open access. The DPLA also wants to work directly with authors to donate their books to the commons.

So while the DPLA's holdings aren't limited to books, its inauguration could pose a real challenge to the current regime of publishers, booksellers, and search engines in the US. It aims to tilt knowledge repositories away from private control and toward a public commons. The only things the brand-new institution will have to navigate are getting money, finding talented developers, fostering public awareness, and balancing the interests of a wide range of stakeholders, both public and private, commercial and noncommercial, with the collected cultural heritage of a nation in the balance. But while those obstacles are formidable, they're small compared to the inertial forces that could have kept the DPLA from ever getting off the ground. The thing exists. That's the hardest part, and that's what matters.

03 Apr 20:51

This Angelfire page could be the first website of 15-year-old Mark Zuckerberg, aka 'Slim Shady'

by T.C. Sottek

The sleuths at Hacker News appear to have uncovered a relic from the dusty ruins of the '90s web: Mark Zuckerberg's Angelfire webpage. While we can't confirm that the site actually belongs to Facebook's Zuckerberg, the evidence is compelling: the social network magnate spells his full name out in the page's source code, and invites guests to check out his "Zuck Fader," a newer version of his "Vader Fader" color gradient tool.


"Hi, my name is Slim Shady."

If "Mark's" first profile is to be trusted, the king of social networking can be accused of ripping off more than Facebook's concept; "hi, my name is... Slim Shady," Mark writes. "No, really, my name is Slim Shady. Just kidding, my name is Mark." Mark lives in a small town "near the massive city of New York." He's 15 years old and just finished freshman year in high school. (A quick visit to the Internet Archive confirms the Angelfire page is, indeed, from 1999 — matching Zuckerberg's age at the time.) He's trying to promote his new AOL program, The Vader Fader. "It is a decent fader," he writes. Mark would love some comments about his website, and you can email him at "themarke51@aol.com."

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"As of now, the web is pretty small."

Beyond the inherent hilarity of seeing an Angelfire page from Mark Zuckerberg, there's some great foreshadowing of his later efforts. Take Mark's page on "The Web," which includes a Java applet linking the names of people on the web. "As of now, The Web is pretty small," Mark writes. "Hopefully, it will grow into a larger Web." You see, Mark would love to get your name on the internet. "If your name is already on The Web because someone else has chosen to be linked to you, then you may choose two additional people to be linked with," Mark writes. Of course, without a way to scrape names and photos from a campus network, Mark had to take a more diplomatic approach. "If you see someone who you know and would like to be linked with but your name is not already on The Web, then you can contact me and I will link that person to you and put you on The Web. In order for this applet to work, you must email me your name."

If you want to go deeper into the mind of Mark, he's also offered plenty of early "Likes." The best food? "Quesadillas," he writes. How about the best kid to make fun of? That'd be "Pete." And the best musician? "NOT Pete," Mark writes. Poor Pete.

Thanks, Chris!

03 Apr 20:50

Then & Now Composites of Famous Historical Photos Created for ‘Know Where You Stand’ History Channel Ad Campaign

by EDW Lynch

Know Where You Stand by Seth Taras

Saint-Laurent-sur-Mer, Normandy, 1944/2004

Photographer Seth Taras created then and now composites out of famous photos of momentous historical events for the 2004 “Know Where You Stand” ad campaign for the History Channel. The campaign was orchestrated by the Ground Zero ad agency and included four tv spots. Ground Zero has since merged with Wong, Doody, Crandall, Wiener.

Know Where You Stand by Seth Taras

On the Strasse des siebzehnten Juni, Berlin, 1989/2004

Know Where You Stand by Seth Taras

Lakehurst, New Jersey, USA, 1937/2004

Know Where You Stand by Seth Taras

The terrace of the Palais Chaillot, Paris, 1940/2004

via PetaPixel

03 Apr 20:50

Torment passes $3.5 million, adds Chris Avellone to team

by JC Fletcher
Torment: Tides of Numenera will officially feature design work and writing by Obsidian Entertainment's Chris Avellone, lead designer of Planescape: Torment. His position on the Torment team was a stretch goal for the game's Kickstarter, and his arrival on the team marks the passing of an impossible-sounding $3.5 million milestone - including about $67,000 in direct PayPal contributions.

Kingkiller Chronicle series author Patrick Rothfuss has also joined up, his presence promised as a $3.25 million stretch goal. Both he and Avellone will contribute companion characters in addition to their other writing and design work.

Torment has yet to complete its massive Kickstarter drive, but the as-yet notional game has already been delayed into 2015.

JoystiqTorment passes $3.5 million, adds Chris Avellone to team originally appeared on Joystiq on Wed, 03 Apr 2013 15:00:00 EST. Please see our terms for use of feeds.

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03 Apr 20:50

Frozen Synapse makes a move for iPad in May, Android after

by David Hinkle
Frozen Synapse makes a move for iPad in May, Android after
Mode 7's tactical game Frozen Synapse is coming to the iPad, with a slated launch some time in May, Joint Managing Director Paul Taylor has revealed to Joystiq. A port to Android tablets is planned for after the iPad launch - on both platforms, Taylor says the price will be "competitive."

Cross-play between iOS, Android and the desktop version "is definitely happening," Taylor says. Players will be able to start a match on one device, then resume their turns on other platforms; the 'Red' DLC adding co-op play and new missions will also be available on iPad and Android tablets.

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03 Apr 20:49

Building a Theremincello

by Mike Szczys

building-a-theremin-cello

We totally missed the ball on this project. It should have been run on April Fools’ day and you would have no idea if it were real or a hoax. That’s because the very serious performance given after the break is hard to watch without a least a bit of a chuckle. The instrument shown above is a Theremincello. It’s an instrument in the shape of a cello which functions in a similar way to a Theremin.

The instrument being played in that video clip is the first generation and the one pictured above is its successor. The creator wanted to refine the electronics so that the resulting sound wasn’t so ‘flutey’. The result can be heard on the video embedded in this Theremin World article and we think they’ve accomplished the goal; it sounds much better! In the clip [Thierry Frenkel] demonstrates changing notes on the fingerboard with the left hand. The right hand which would normally bow the strings operates the lever to adjust the volume of the note being played back.

If a single fingerboard isn’t enough for your needs you may consider building this four-track design instead.

[Thanks David]


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03 Apr 20:21

friendlycloud: ladylarkin420: mugenstyle: eccecorinna: wratho...

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attn: multitask suicide, heavy metal angle
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Taua2EgmY6w



friendlycloud:

ladylarkin420:

mugenstyle:

eccecorinna:

wrathofprawn:

for those not in the know, night witches were russian lady bombers who bombed the shit out of german lines in WW2. Thing is though, they had the oldest, noisiest, crappest planes in the entire world. The engines used to conk out halfway through their missions, so they had to climb out on the wings mid flight to restart the props. the planes were also so noisy that to stop germans from hearing them combing and starting up their anti aircraft guns, they’d climb up to a certain height, coast down to german positions, drop their bombs, restart their engines in midair, and get the fuck out of dodge.

their leader flew over 200 missions and was never captured.

how the fuck is this not taught in every single history class ever

Boss

Why it is not taught?  Because women and their accomplishments have been systematically kept out of chronicles, pictures and other contemporary sources, and generations of historians have enjoyed not looking their way.

03 Apr 20:10

Sheriff's slaying brings a 'sad, sad day' to West Virginia - USA TODAY


New York Daily News

Sheriff's slaying brings a 'sad, sad day' to West Virginia
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WILLIAMSON, W.Va. (AP) — A new sheriff who was cracking down on the drug trade in southern West Virginia's coalfields was fatally shot Wednesday in the spot where he usually parked his car for lunch, and State Police said the suspect was in a hospital ...
West Virginia Sheriff Shot and Killed Outside CourthouseABC News
West Virginia sheriff shot dead, suspect woundedReuters
West Virginia: Man Held in Sheriff's KillingNew York Times
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03 Apr 19:40

teslasexual: - Sayonara, Zetsubou Sensei

03 Apr 19:28

Roger Ebert's Cancer Returns

Acclaimed film critic Roger Ebert said he's been diagnosed with cancer again and that he will scale back his prolific writing of movie reviews while undergoing radiation treatment.
03 Apr 19:02

Mozilla and Samsung Collaborating to Bring New Browser Engine to Android

by Unknown Lamer
An anonymous reader writes with this bit from The Next Web: "Mozilla and Samsung on Wednesday announced a new partnership to build a 'next generation' web browser engine called Servo. The ultimate goal is to bring the technology to Android and ARM, though the two companies have not shared a timeframe for a possible launch. With the help of Samsung, Mozilla is bringing both the Rust programming language as well as Servo to Android and ARM. Samsung's contribution so far has been an ARM backend to Rust as well as the build infrastructure necessary to cross-compile to Android. In fact, the code is available now on GitHub, as is the source for Rust and Servo." For those unfamiliar, Rust is Mozilla's new safe systems programming language (kind of like BitC), and Servo is their general project to write a brand new engine using Rust. Rust has an interesting memory model that eliminates much difficulty in reasoning about threaded programs. If you know what you're doing, they claim you can cross compile the code for Android, but no functionality guarantees have been made.

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03 Apr 19:01

The first image of Earth taken by a weather satellite

by George Dvorsky

Back on April 1, 1960, NASA launched the TIROS-1, the first successful low-Earth orbital weather satellite. And this is the first picture it sent back.

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03 Apr 18:14

Why Thief Russelled Up A Different Voice Actor

by Alec Meer
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"With the new visual of Garrett we’d created, we found that there was a disconnect that we couldn’t ignore between the concepted character and Stephen’s voice today.” The new visual being Gothy Garrett, another source of community discontent.

sorry guys

By Alec Meer on April 3rd, 2013 at 1:00 pm.

Salute!

As yesterday’s trailer revealed, there’ll be no more Stephen Russell in Thief: and there was much anti-rejoicing. While the Thief/Looking Glass community is inevitably and understandably up in arms about Garrett’s larynx replacement operation (the inevitable petition is here, if you want to fruitlessly sign it), I imagine the game’s sailed too far across the development ocean for Eidos Montreal to want to turn their ship around at this point. They have at least attempted to justify their ditching of the guy who’s stoutly been with us for three Thief games previously, arguing that it’s because they wanted to mo-cap and voice record one actor simultaneously.

While I imagine Russell perhaps isn’t the right age or physique to be the body as well as voice of the lithe Garrett (indeed, Eidos Montreal offer that “the actor playing Garrett needed to be able to perform his own stunts”, though politely and understandably don’t explicitly state why Russell can’t do this) I sincerely doubt this explanation will be enough to sate fans’ disappointment.

“Being able to capture the voice at the same time as the actors’ movements and facial expressions, all while the actors play off each other, delivers a much more convincing experience than traditional techniques of recording each characters’ dialogue separately and then animating everything by hand afterwards,” claimed Thief audio director Jean-Christophe Verbert in a community ‘interview’.

Added narrative director Steven Gallagher, “With the new visual of Garrett we’d created, we found that there was a disconnect that we couldn’t ignore between the concepted character and Stephen’s voice today.” The new visual being Gothy Garrett, another source of community discontent.

Verbert again: “We could have pasted Stephen’s voice on top of the actions and stunts of someone else, but this wouldn’t appear natural. It really wouldn’t make any sense to capture the full performance for our other characters, but not for our star.”

If it’s any slim consolation, they did at least try out Russell before making their decision to go with whoever the (as-yet unnamed) new guy is. “Stephen was considered quite heavily,” claims Gallagher. “We actually had him in for some preliminary vocal recordings in fact… But when it came down to it, we ultimately realized that holding onto Steven as the voice of Garrett just for the sake of our nostalgia would be like wanting to cast Sean Connery again in the new 007 movies… It’s a nice thought, but honestly, it wouldn’t make sense for anything else other than nostalgia.”

Uh. They’re making a sequel to a series which began in 1998, after having already made a sequel to Deus Ex. Their current employment exists purely because of nostalgia. Poor reasoning, I call it. The mo-cap justification, perhaps less so – but we’ll just have to see whether or not Nu-Garrett really is any more convincing because of it.

03 Apr 18:13

Army Of Laughness: Telltale Games’ Poker Night 2

by Alec Meer
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didn't share at first because it had to be an April Fools joke
hopefully great things happen with that Brock model in SFM

By Alec Meer on April 3rd, 2013 at 2:00 pm.

Cake groovy marginally volatile hostage situation

I’ve only played poker twice! Yet here I am writing a post about a poker game! That’s the kind of consummate professional I am. I know enough about poker to get away with this, though – for instance, I know that if someone plays five Jacks at once it’s called a Belgian Tickle and everyone else in the game has to take their trousers off. I know that if anyone scores 21, they immediately have to give their car keys to a homeless person. And I know that Telltale’s first attempt at a poker-based game starring a selection of pop-cultural characters was disappointing. Given that, post-Walking Dead, the studio is presumably now aware of the critical and commercial benefits of making really good rather than merely adequate and formulaic games, hopefully that means they’re going to give Poker Night 2 their all.

Though one of its stars is unfortunately Borderlands’ perpetually grating robo-prick Claptrap, so perhaps this is a race they can’t possibly win. The other stars are significantly more promising. I’ve not seen Venture Bros, whose Brock Samson takes a place at the table, but Nathan informs me that “It’s amazing. First season’s a bit shakey, but after that, it becomes utterly brilliant.” Then you’ve got Evil Dead semi-hero Ash, who hopefully won’t just say ‘groovy’ over and over again, the less funny but more varied one from Sam and Max, and GLADOS as dealer.

Also Claptrap. Bloody Claptrap. A character that, in both Borderlandses, we’re repeatedly expected to laugh at despite his doing nothing to earn it. If any game character didn’t deserve wider pop-cultural status, it’s that jabbering uncomedian.

Grumble grumble. Here’s the requisite trailer:

This is out in April, on PC and the other things with worse graphics. The age-ratings warnings reveal that it will feature “use of tobacco” as well as violence, gambling, swears and double-entendres. Saucy.

In his verdict on the first game, John thought the poker in that poker game was rubbish, and there’s been nothing yet on how that side of the sequel will be improved, bar vague declarations that it’s suitable for both pros and novices.

Also, there are unlocks for other games to be had. You can find out about those here, or attempt to ready the tiny blurred text in my poorly-resized screengrab below.

03 Apr 18:07

Mouse And Keyboard: Ghost Of A Tale

by Jim Rossignol
firehose

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By Jim Rossignol on April 3rd, 2013 at 4:00 pm.


Some men are talented. Others, well, they are like Lionel “Seith” Gallat. Fresh from being the animation director on Despicable Me and The Lorax, Gallat has turned himself into a one-man game studio, and he’s single-handedly making an exquisite-looking little game called Ghost Of A Tale, the trailer for which you can see below. The game, in which the player takes control of an anthropomorphic mouse, references Ico and the Gothic games. Gallat explains: “The mysterious Island of Periclave, which has long been a disputed outpost for the Army of the Rats, is abandoned now, and reputed to be haunted. Of course tales are told of a fabulous treasure hidden high up in the Tower of Periclave, but it would be folly to try and get there, even for a mighty warrior – and the little mouse certainly doesn’t look like one.”

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Gallat is trying to raise funds via IndieGoGo. He says:

But my goal is to craft a small yet beautiful game with environments that look a bit like movie sets and characters that have a sense of stylization in their design, while retaining a certain simplicity and immediacy as far as gameplay is involved.

I know it sounds hockey but I’m really trying to recapture the sense of wonder I felt as a kid when I discovered the games from the 80s and early 90s. But with a AAA quality (as far as I’m able) that’s very much up-to-date.

And I think he could well do that.

03 Apr 18:06

Check out Neil deGrasse Tyson's hand-drawn map of Manhattan(henge)

by Robert T. Gonzalez

Over at Brain Pickings, Maria Popova has assembled a great little preview of Mapping Manhattan, a newly published collection of 75 hand-drawn maps, submitted by strangers and famous New Yorkers alike to cartographic curator Becky Cooper. One of our favorites of the bunch is this sketch from astrophysicist Neil deGrasse Tyson, who has used his canvass to reproduce the famed "Manhattan Solstice."

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03 Apr 17:53

Powering the Oculus Rift with USB

by Brian Benchoff
firehose

that is a surprisingly low power draw

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Oculus Rift dev kits are starting to make their way onto the workbenches of makers around the globe. Some are even going so far as to tear open the hardware and see how they can improve it. [Mike] didn’t like the fact the Oculus Rift needed a wall wart power supply, so he modded it so it can be powered over a USB port.

The key insight for this mod comes after [Mike] put a Kill-a-Watt between his outlet and the Rift’s power adapter. He found only 600 mA of current was being used by the Rift, assuming 100% efficiency in the adapter. A USB port is supposed to provide 500 mA of current, so with a soldering gun, [Mike] bridged the DC input jack and the USB port on the Rift. Perhaps unsurprisingly, everything worked perfectly.

In case you’ve forgotten, Hackaday is getting one of these Oculus Rift dev kits. We’ll post a teardown when [Caleb] learns to share. You can check out a video of [Mike]‘s modded Rift and some dolla dolla billz after the break.


Filed under: hardware, Virtual Reality
03 Apr 17:37

Creepy Watson is still traveling without moving

by René

Youtube Direktwatson, via Gizmo

The Return of Creepy Watson: Sherlock Holmes’ unbeweglicher Stalker von damals kann’s immer noch.

Vorher auf Nerdcore:
Creepy Watson is travelling without moving