Warner Bros has acquired rights to make a movie based on Dungeons & Dragons, the perennially popular role-playing game fantasy game. The studio is actually quite far along in the development of the project, as it will use a script by Wrath Of The Titans and Red Riding Hood scribe and Frank Darabont protege David Leslie Johnson. That script, Chainmail, was acquired last year as a free-standing project, based on an obscure game that was also hatched by D&D designer Gary Gygax before he and Dave Arneson launched D&D. It is being retro-fitted to fit the much bigger game creation. The film will be produced by The Lego Movie producer Roy Lee and Courtney Solomon. The latter actually directed a 2000 Dungeons & Dragons feature, a film that starred Jeremy Irons and did not do well.
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Justin Bieber Breaks Istanbul Concert For Muslim Call To Prayer
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Justin Bieber has had what might be politely termed an awkward spring so far, whether he was joking about whether Anne Frank would have been a fan of his—an idea brilliantly satirized in the New Yorker by Yoni Brenner, who sketched out a vision of World War II in which the Nazis are defeated by Belieberism—and ran into trouble with his pet monkey. But as The Hollywood Reporter notes, he appears to have gotten one gesture of international cooperation right:
Amid an international tour plagued with missteps, Justin Bieber is being recognized for doing good during Thursday’s concert in Turkey. The pop star paused twice during his Istanbul performance to honor Azan–the Islamic call to prayer Muslims observe five times daily. “I’m not a Justin Bieber fan but as a Muslim, I got a lot of respect for him cos of what he did,” one Twitter user posted user after E! Online first reported the news. Wrote another, “You can hate all you want, but he earned my respect.” Later adding: “Muslim performers don’t even do what you did.”
There’s a lot of talk about a culture war without the boundaries of the United States itself. But American culture—or in this case, hybrid Canadian-American cultural products—is also a powerful export internationally. If Woodie Guthrie’s guitar was a machine that killed fascists, teenybop pop can produce earworms that transcend religious practice, national origin, and gender. Bieber’s gesture of respect is a proffer of sorts, a suggestion that religious practice and pop music can coexist—and that Christians are perfectly capable of being respectful of the practices of people of other faith traditions—and those who say it can’t are putting quarrels in the mouths of Western artists. If there’s an international culture war underway, a side that offers both the possibility of devotion and opportunities for pleasure may have one up on a party that shuts many participants out of both.
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Traditional psychological diagnoses are going out of style
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In a major milestone, a powerful organization of mental health researchers has said it will not be using the new, fifth edition of the Diagnostical and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders (DSM-V), a handbook that has virtually defined the field of psychiatry in the United States for decades. Here's what this means.
Extension Briefly Let You Rip Songs Off Of Spotify
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South Carolina Election Results 2013: Mark Sanford Wins First District Race
Sanford 54.5%, Colbert Busch 45%
Former South Carolina Gov. Mark Sanford (R) has won the race for the state’s 1st District congressional seat, CNN and the Associated Press reported. Sanford, who served as governor of the Palmetto State from 2003 to 2011, defeated businesswoman Elizabeth Colbert Busch (D). Sanford had said Tuesday that if he did not win, he would not run for office again, the Associated Press reported.
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Wit For Evening
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The variety of dress that we have become accustomed to since globalization began has greatly increased our acceptance of differences in style. Difference has not always been so accepted. I have always remembered the story of the small riot caused by the first man to venture out in London wearing a top hat, and, on a more personal level, apprehension about the reaction of my peers kept my opera pumps in the closet for several years after their purchase.
Today of course most of that sensitivity towards what others might think tends to be confined to the social set in which we move. A man may be self conscious about wearing a fedora on the street, but he soon finds that he is the only one who is paying attention. That is a form of opportunity, if you will.
Clothing should be more than just practical, and house shoes are one of the better ways for a man to have fun with his clothes and pay lip service to tradition without raising too many eyebrows too high. The Albert slipper, for example, was often worn in the evening outside the bedroom and remains a perfectly acceptable choice today. A comfortable velvet slipper with a hard leather sole, Alberts are suitable for away from home activities that do not include long walks on pavement, such as long airplane flights, black tie events, evenings at a man's club or more basic occasions like dinners out.
Part of the tradition of the Albert is a design on the vamp, either initials or a representation of a hobby or lifestyle choice. Which brings us back to opportunity. Wit is perfectly acceptable, witness the embroidered skulls on G. J. Cleverley's Alberts in the photographs. Should a friend notice, let him in on the joke. No-one else will pay attention.
All About The Made-Up Languages On 'Game Of Thrones'
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Adobe's Creative Cloud Illustrates How the Cloud Costs You More
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But even if I’m not going to be making an unprecedented mark on the home cooking conversation today, it would be a glaring omission not to share it here as well because there’s so much that’s very important about it. The first is the book it hails from, the late, awesome Marion Cunningham’s Breakfast Book. Do you know anyone who just got engaged/about to get married/just moved into their own apartment/thinks they want to start cooking/trying to drop a hint to their significant other that certain meal shifts are up for grabs? What better place to start than at the top of the day, and this is the book everyone — yes, girls and boys — needs on their shelves. It covers all bases. It makes people happy. These are respectable cooking goals.
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Initiating Apartment Lockdown
Zorg issues orders to the police to arrest Korben Dallas. A squad of 8 officers arrive to his apartment block. They know what apartment number he’s supposed to be in, but the residents have blacked out their unit numbers on their doors.
To authorize the lockdown, the squad leader opens a police box mounted on the wall in the hallway by placing the top edge of a transparent warrant into a slot on its side. The box verifies the warrant and slides open. The squad leader presses a red button within.
During lockdown a klaxon sounds, red beacon lights descend from the hallway ceiling, and a loud, clear voiceover is heard in the hallway and in the apartments themselves.
THIS IS A POLICE PATROL. THIS IS NOT AN EXERCISE…THIS IS A POLICE PATROL. THIS IS NOT AN EXERCISE. CAN YOU PLEASE SPREAD YOUR LEGS AND PLACE YOUR HANDS IN THE YELLOW CIRCLES.
The circles in question are painted at chest height on the walls inside of each apartment, a little wider than shoulder width. There is a small intercom interface mounted in the wall directly between the yellow circles. The police use different interfaces for peering inside apartments and this intercom for communicating with citizens, but these will be discussed separately in the next post.
Analysis
There are a few sets of users for this particular set of interfaces: The police, Zorg, and Korben. To evaluate the system, we need to look at each user independently.
- For the police, this interface seems to work well. Since the lockdown is part of the infrastructure, they don’t have to bring anything but their standard gear and the warrant. They save energy and the tedium of alerting the citizens and issuing standard compliance instructions. In a fully networked world, you might think to simply have him or her authorize themselves using biometrics, but in keeping with the principles of multifactor authentication, you might require the officer to carry something anyway. Since you’d want a physical warrant for a poor or luddite citizen to be able to see and verify, it’s going to be there, might as well use it.
- For Zorg and issuing authorities like him, he kind-of wants to minimize danger to his people and certainly his equipment, which this helps do. He also wants to cover his ass from citizen lawsuits, and having the traceability of the warrant-scan means he will have a record that due process has been followed. As we’ll see tomorrow, ultimately he doesn’t get what he needs, but as far as this lockdown interface, it seems like it would work just fine.
- For the citizen Korben, the interface provides a clear signal and easy-to-follow instructions, so the proximal part “works.” What doesn’t work is that the whole system is horribly demeaning, authoritarian, and—fully risking Godwin’s Law, here—fascist.
Security is almost always at odds with usability, and this interface proves no different. To improve the experience for the good citizen, you might want to provide some warning, some ability to finish what they’re doing, or some less demeaning way to show that they are cooperating. But any concessions made for the good citizens will be taken advantage of by the bad ones, and so I don’t know that design can really fix that tension.
P.S. As of this writing my Minority Report review is not posted, but readers interested to compare and contrast a similar scene done with more seriousness some 5 years later should check it out.
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Internet traffic from Syria vanishes in the midst of ongoing conflict
Google, Renesys, and others point to an internet blackout in Syria, the latest blow in an ongoing conflict. Analytics group Renesys confirmed about an hour ago that internet had apparently gone dark, something that was echoed in Google's real-time transparency report. Umbrella Security Labs has also corroborated this.
So far, there has been no official word on what prompted the cutoffs. Syrian internet was also cut off late last year, when it remained offline for two days before being restored.
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Metal Buffalo Skull
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Like a good artist should, Brandon crafts these by hand. If you think this is impressive then check out this piece of work. Brandon, you should definitely make friend's with Skull-A-Day friend Larry Pearson. Thanks for bringing the METAL!!!
SLRs aren’t worth it if you’ll only use the kit lens
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Glenn Fleishman urges freelance writers to take accompanying photos with better cameras than their iPhones:
The iPhone and similar smartphones with decent built-in cameras aren’t as good as a real camera when you’re taking photos to accompany reporting.
We’ve seen this a few times with The Magazine: writers take their own photos of places or events that are otherwise hard to find photos of — great! — but the image quality is so poor that we can’t use them.
It’s not just iPhones that are the problem: too many people are shooting with SLRs, but only using the kit lens.
I’d go further and suggest that you shouldn’t buy an SLR if you only ever plan to use its kit lens or an inexpensive zoom lens. Kit lenses and low-end zooms produce blurry, distorted, drab images — they can look decent on blogs or phones, but the flaws become apparent when you see them on big Retina screens or printed at larger sizes.
A decent consumer SLR body, usually $600–900, is a big investment for most people. But if you can’t also afford to buy at least one good lens with it, you’ll get better photos by going with a less expensive kit, such as a high-end point-and-shoot or an entry-level mirrorless setup.
Fortunately, you don’t need to spend a lot of money to get a great lens if you’re willing to make one tradeoff.
Good lenses have three competing factors: price, versatility, and quality. You can optimize two of them, but usually at the expense of the third.
My best suggestion for Canon SLRs is the 40mm “pancake”, which is currently just $149 — the same price as most kit lenses. It’s a prime lens, meaning it does not zoom: it’s fixed to one medium-distance focal length, and you can zoom with your feet. By using simpler optical designs that don’t need to zoom, primes sacrifice versatility but bring very good quality at very low prices.
My wife and I have a lot of fantastic (and expensive) Canon lenses, but we use the 40mm pancake most because it delivers great quality in very little size and weight.

Photo by Tiffany Arment, taken with the Canon EF 40mm “pancake” lens.
If you absolutely must have a zoom range — and please, really reconsider if you must — you’ll generally need to spend about $700 to get noticeably better optical quality than the kit lens, and it still won’t be as good as most primes.
To approach or surpass a $150–300 prime’s quality in a zoom, you generally need to go well above $1000 — pro photographers needing a general-range zoom usually use this $2100 model, or for longer range, you’ve probably seen photographers using this $2200 beast.
Starting to see why I recommend primes if you want quality?
Understandably, these requirements may drive you out of the SLR market, but that’s OK: the smaller, cheaper mirrorless market is hot right now. There are some great midrange camera bodies around $500, such as the Olympus E-PM2 or E-PL5 (don’t miss their pancake prime).
Oh, and please don’t use your camera’s built-in flash. Ever.
Film: Newswire: A whole bunch of the movies Mystery Science Theater 3000 mocked are getting remakes
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Signifying our society’s maturing from the sarcastic negativity that defined the ’90s, into the cheerily positive attitude toward brand exploitation that is the more modern form of cynicism, remakes are now in the works for 10 titles from American International Pictures—the B-movie studio perhaps best known as one of the top suppliers of terrible films to Mystery Science Theater 3000. Among the first MST3K-mocked AIP movies being readied for updates are The She-Creature, Teenage Caveman, Viking Women And The Sea Serpent, The Undead, and War Of The Colossal Beast, all of which were churned out on the cheap by AIP’s Samuel Z. Arkoff and James H. Nicholson in the 1950s, all based on the first focus groups ever held to determine that teenagers are morons.
Arkoff and Nicholson used the responses they gathered from those focus groups to create their movies, first devising the kind of ...
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Film: Newswire: R.I.P. Mario Machado, reporter in real life and in movies like Scarface and RoboCop

Numerous sources are reporting the death of Mario Machado, the Emmy-winning broadcaster who made history when he became the first Asian-American on-air news reporter in Los Angeles, and also enjoyed several decades of playing a news reporter in movies and TV shows. Machado died of complications from pneumonia at the age of 78.
After he broke ground by joining L.A.’s KHJ-TV (currently KCAL) in 1967, Machado’s career moved quickly, until, by 1970, he’d become a regular on the city’s popular CBS news broadcast, and such a familiar face that movies and TV shows looking to add a bit of real-world grounding would hire him to play a reporter. Machado’s list of screen credits is longer than some actors’, and—with the exception of the odd “technician” role on Mission: Impossible, and the time he played the wealthy Korean businessman who hires Emilio Estevez in ...
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Twitterbot ‘The Answer is No’ Responds ‘No’ to Questions Posed by Headlines
The Answer Is No is a Twitterbot that calls out shoddy journalism by answering headlines that end in a question mark with the answer: “No.” It is based on Betteridge’s law of headlines, which states that “any headline which ends in a question mark can be answered by the word no.” As the law’s originator, British technology journalist Ian Betteridge explains it:
The reason why journalists use that style of headline is that they know the story is probably bullshit, and don’t actually have the sources and facts to back it up, but still want to run it. Which, of course, is why it’s so common in the Daily Mail.
Does Laughing Squid use question marks in our headlines? No. *Unless we’re mentioning the title of an artwork, video, or other work that is in the form of a question.
No. RT @slate: Is psychiatry a fundamentally dishonest profession? slate.me/10d5Al0
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No. RT @salon: Is the new Superman movie Pentagon propaganda? slnm.us/ZUV9itI via @alternet
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No. RT @theatlantic: Study: Does yoga have a cellular effect on our bodies? theatln.tc/11FLyw2
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No. RT @forbes: Can Google convince teens to pay for YouTube videos? bit.ly/17IqMjc
— The Answer Is No (@YourTitleSucks) May 7, 2013
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TV: Great Job, Internet!: Read This: In real life, would Don Draper actually have been a terrible ad man?

The Internet is full of interesting things to read outside of The A.V. Club—no, really! In our periodic Read This posts, we point you toward interesting or noteworthy pieces that caught our eye.
Mad Men viewers are generally supposed to believe that while Don Draper might not be a great human being, he’s an absolutely great ad man. Business Insider has a great (albeit a month old) story about how, in comparison to what was actually running at the time, Sterling Cooper Draper Pryce’s ad concepts were actually pretty terrible. For instance, while SCDP pitched Belle Jolie lipstick a sketchy drawing of a gamine girl, real cosmetics companies were using actual photos at the time. And SCDP’s Mohawk Airlines pitch might have showed a sexy stewardess’ butt, but the real Mohawk was pitching itself using photos of four actual flight attendants, all of whom were ...
Read morePatrice Desilets fired by Ubisoft
This marks the second time Desilets left the company, as he announced his departure in June 2010 for a "creative break from the industry" before joining THQ Montreal in May 2011. Desliets officially re-joined Ubisoft in March of this year, following the acquisition of THQ Montreal by Ubisoft in January.
"I was notified of this termination in person, handed a termination notice and was unceremoniously escorted out of the building by two guards without being able to say goodbye to my team or collect my personal belongings," he added. "This was not my decision." The earlier statement Desilets referred to, which was sent by Ubisoft to the press, reads:
"The acquisition of THQ Montreal in January allowed Ubisoft to welcome 170 experienced developers, including Patrice Desilets, to our existing and renowned workforce. Unfortunately, since the acquisition, the good faith discussions between Patrice and Ubisoft aimed at aligning Patrice's and the studio's visions have been inconclusive. As a result, Patrice has left the studio. Our priorities remain with the teams already hard at work on projects in development. They are at the root of Ubisoft Montreal's past and future successes."
Desilets said that "Ubisoft's actions are baseless and without merit. I intend to fight Ubisoft vigorously for my rights, for my team and for my game." According to Game Informer, the publisher refused to comment on the state of both 1666 and Underdog, the two THQ Montreal games acquired by Ubisoft during the asset purchase in January.
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Google+ Hangouts updated with live rewind and instant replay
Google+ Hangouts are getting a little more convenient for viewers with a new update. The video chat service will now let users rewind live broadcasts, allowing those who came late to an event to catch up on the full chat. Google is also making recorded Hangouts immediately available on YouTube. Previously, a video wouldn't be accessible for a short while afterward while it was processed, but the company says that it's removed this delay and that users will be able to play back their video as soon as the recording is through. A few other small tweaks should improve the viewing experience for Hangouts as well, including improved video quality on mobile and a quicker time between loading a chat and when it begins to play. The company notes that the only downside to the series of improvements will be for hosts, who may notice that initiating a Hangout takes slightly longer than it used to.
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Facebook To Introduce Video Ads
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