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14 May 20:37

morphinginthepuhsea: silentsmack: You can literally hear the...



morphinginthepuhsea:

silentsmack:

You can literally hear the moment the fireman thought “stop this bullshit, man.” 

i made such an ugly laugh

14 May 20:36

Yes, the official Bing Translator has just added Klingon to its many languages.

by Rob Bricken

Yes, the official Bing Translator has just added Klingon to its many languages. Maybe today is a good day to switch search search engines.

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14 May 20:35

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14 May 20:35

New ‘Axe Cop’ trailer delivers words to live by

by Kevin Melrose

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As part of its upfront presentations Monday in New York City, Fox screened a new trailer for Axe Cop, an adaptation of the hit webcomic by brothers Malachai Nicolle and Ethan Nicolle premiering July 27 as part of the network’s new late-night animated programming block.

If you’ve read the source material, or watched any of the previous teasers, you pretty much know what you’re in for with Axe Cop, although this trailer features Parks and Recreation‘s Nick Offerman offering some wisdom for the ages: “I want you to listen very carefully: There is something even better than friends — killing the guy who killed your friends.”

Part of Animation Domination High-Def, Axe Cop also features the voice talents of Megan Mullally, Patton Oswalt, Ken Marino and Peter Serafinowicz. ADHD premieres Saturday, July 27 at 11 p.m. ET/PT.

14 May 20:33

Bill Hader to Leave ‘Saturday Night Live’ - NYTimes.com

Bill Hader to Leave ‘Saturday Night Live’ - NYTimes.com:

Bill Hader, an eight-year veteran of “Saturday Night Live,” will be leaving that NBC late-night franchise when its season ends on Saturday.

14 May 19:49

Crafter Makes a Ziploc Bag Jacket, Fills it With a Sandwich & Snacks

by Rusty Blazenhoff

Ziploc

A creative crafter named Diane made a jacket out of plastic Ziploc bags and then, naturally, filled it with a sandwich and all kinds of snacks like cereal, baby carrots, and more.

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Ziplochttp://j4ya.tumblr.com/post/48745715412/my-friend-diane-made-a-ziploc-bag-jacket

images via Jaya

via Obvious Winner, Geekologie

14 May 19:49

Steam is king in service wars, Humble Store a sleeping giant, indies say

by Jessica Conditt
Steam is king in service wars, Humble Store a sleeping giant, indies say
Twenty-one randomly selected indie developers walk into a digital room and ponder the question, "Which online distribution system has been the most effective for your games?"

If this were the set-up to a joke, the punchline would probably be, "Facebook." But for many indie developers, the question of which platform to publish their games on is a very serious one, with potentially dire consequences. Pared down, platform success is all about accessibility, upload and support, and in terms of those factors, there's a clear, unsurprising favorite: Steam.

But maybe not for long.

I asked 21 indie developers this question, and while the majority mentioned Steam in the same casual manner that begets an unchallenged king, there were consistent whispers of other platforms doing things well, perhaps even better than Steam, from a backend perspective. One of these platforms was the Humble Store, which received the second-highest number of solid votes and a handful of positive shout-outs.

"I owe pretty much my entire survival the last few years to iOS, the Humble Store, and to a lesser extent Android and Steam," Adam Saltsman, the creator of Canabalt, said. But iOS ran into some bad censorship issues, Android had discoverability problems and Steam was "obviously" too closed, he said. If Saltsman could choose just one of those platforms to release his next game on, it would be, "Humble Store," hands-down.

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14 May 19:48

Dad Turns Cozy Coupe Toy Car Into a Batmobile For His Young Son

by Justin Page

Boogers Batmobile

Looks pretty good!

With a little spray paint and tape, redditor craigory83 helped his friend turn his son’s rideable Little Tikes Cozy Coupe toy car into a crime fighting Batmobile. You can view more process photos on Imgur.

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The Cozy Coupe before.

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Decided to take it apart to paint the rest.

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Bye bye yellow.

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Checkin out his new whip.

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Oh snap he loves it.

photos via craigory83

via reddit

14 May 19:48

ABC brings live TV to iOS app: can networks cut Aereo off at the pass?

by Chris Welch
firehose

omg competition? lolol

As expected, ABC today brought live TV streaming to its iOS app for users in New York City and Philadelphia. The new functionality has been delivered in an update to ABC's existing app — now renamed Watch ABC. Like The New York Times reported, live programming is available only to users who pay for a monthly TV subscription at home. Thankfully, that restriction isn't being enforced just yet: ABC is letting anyone in NYC and Philadelphia tune into live content through June 30th. After that, you'll need to verify eligibility by offering up account credentials for your local TV provider.

Live local content in HD

At its core, Watch ABC largely carries over features from the "old" app: namely, you can watch many of the network's top shows on demand. The only geolocation requirement for on-demand content is that you reside somewhere in the US. But a new "Live" tab at the bottom is where you'll head for live programming. Watch ABC will determine a user's location before presenting two options: Watch Live and View Live Schedule. If the implementation here sounds bare bones, that's because it is. After hitting play, the live stream takes a minute or so to buffer to optimal quality. At its best, the feed being beamed to our iPhone 5 looked fairly sharp and detailed; the source is almost certainly HD. Closed captioning support is also available for those who need it.

Opening up the schedule lets you see what's ahead for the day. There's an episode title underneath each show, but no summaries or expanded cast information. You can't set reminders to be prompted when your favorite shows are starting, and ABC has no answer for Aereo's remote DVR functionality (which automatically records shows for you to watch later). To be fair, ABC isn't promising any of those features yet, and if you're a fan of ABC's primetime lineup and live in New York City or Philadelphia, there's no reason to ignore this update. The convenience of watching live TV anywhere is very real. But if networks are hoping to topple Aereo with live streaming solutions of their own, they'll need to do better than this — and include more viewers, too.

14 May 19:47

U.S. Deficit Narrows to $642 Billion in Budget Agency Estimate - San Francisco Chronicle


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U.S. Deficit Narrows to $642 Billion in Budget Agency Estimate
San Francisco Chronicle
May 15 (Bloomberg) -- The U.S. budget deficit will shrink by the end of fiscal 2013 to $642 billion, the smallest shortfall in five years, according to the nonpartisan Congressional Budget Office. The agency yesterday reduced its estimate of the likely shortfall by ...
Federal deficit shrinks at surprising rateLos Angeles Times
US Budget Deficit Shrinks Far Faster Than ExpectedNew York Times
CBO sees brighter economy with budget deficit to plunge to $642 billion this yearWashington Post
Wall Street Journal -CBS News -NPR
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14 May 18:11

Recreation of CBGB’s Bathroom at The Met’s PUNK: Chaos to Couture

by EDW Lynch

CBGB bathroom recreation at the Met

photo by Katharine K. Zarrella

A graffiti-covered bathroom from the legendary music club CBGB has been recreated in exacting detail for the exhibition “PUNK: Chaos to Couture” at The Metropolitan Museum of Art in New York City. The exhibition runs until August 14, 2013.

CBGB bathroom recreation at the Met

photo by Tracy Feldstein

CBGB bathroom recreation at the Met

photo via The Metropolitan Museum of Art

via Gothamist

14 May 18:11

Down with the data center: can a peer-to-peer swarm replace cloud computing?

by Joshua Kopstein
firehose

"everyone who signs up for $10 a month gets their own Space Monkey device, a low-power, one terabyte personal mini-server that connects from your home. The catch is, the drive is actually *three* terabytes — the first one is for you, and the extra two store the broken up, encrypted pieces of other peoples’ files on the network."
enjoying this trend

Not long ago, we looked to "the cloud" and saw a liberating force, a way to unshackle ourselves from the messiness of computing by offloading our data into large, mysterious, supposedly secure servers in undisclosed locations. But the reality is a bit different: the cloud kind of sucks, and as time goes on, we keep seeing more reasons why.

One of them made landfall along America’s east coast last October. On top of the destruction of peoples' homes and property, Hurricane Sandy also caused extensive downtime for websites like Gawker, Buzzfeed, and the Huffington Post after it took out a data center in lower Manhattan. Far from liberation, the cloud has left us almost completely dependent upon the consolidated power of corporate computing lords like Amazon and Google, meaning a failure in one location potentially causes chaos for multiple companies and countless users.

But look around at some noteworthy recent advancements — a new BitTorrent product model and the crypto-currency Bitcoin, to name just a few — and you might think we're beginning to see some opposition to this regime: a second renaissance of decentralized, peer-to-peer applications. If that comes to pass, it follows we could wind up using P2P for some of the same tasks the cloud performs, with a distributed cloud instead of one focused around data centers — something less like a "cloud" and more like a "swarm."

“The internet as originally envisioned is very different from what we have now.”

Somewhere in the middle of this is Space Monkey, a kind of "hybrid" P2P solution that's sort of a mix between Dropbox and BitTorrent. Its creators, Alen Peacock and Clint Gordon-Carroll, are being backed by funding from Google Ventures and close to triple their original goal on Kickstarter. And while they avoid billing it as a “P2P” service for fear of being associated with piracy, it’s an interesting argument for the future of that once-infamous model, first brought to mainstream appeal in the Napster era.

“The internet as originally envisioned is very different from what we have now,” co-founder Alen Peacock said during a recent phone interview with The Verge, noting the move from self-hosted homepages to Facebook's centralized hub. “We wanted to get back to those core principles of how do you make a system that’s decentralized and democratized that everyone participates in.”

It works like this: everyone who signs up for $10 a month gets their own Space Monkey device, a low-power, one terabyte personal mini-server that connects from your home. The catch is, the drive is actually *three* terabytes — the first one is for you, and the extra two store the broken up, encrypted pieces of other peoples’ files on the network.

Likewise, all of your stuff also gets exploded into little bits, which are encrypted end-to-end and spread throughout the Space Monkey swarm. So when you open Space Monkey to retrieve the data, it’s like an entirely peer-sourced version of how streaming works on Spotify, connecting to other clients to quickly assemble and decrypt the whole file.

By creating redundant backups and erasure encoding for those tiny file-bits, decentralizing storage means that even if half the machines storing your data go offline, the system can still locate copies of your partial files, shift stuff around, and “regenerate” the missing pieces. If your hardware fails, Space Monkey ships you a new one, which is no big deal since the network already retains your crowd-stored redundant backups.

Data centers consume an estimated 30 billion watts of electricity each year

Space Monkey is betting that because cloud pricing still doesn’t seem to match the plummeting costs of data storage, this strategy will make sense financially for cloud-sick consumers needing cheap and dependable data access. More importantly though, the model is a lot better for the environment. Worldwide, data centers require ungodly amounts of electricity, consuming an estimated 30 billion watts each year to keep server farms online and sufficiently cooled. That's roughly the output of around 30 nuclear power plants, with somewhere between one quarter to one third of it used by data centers in the United States alone, according to research done last year by the New York Times. Space Monkey claims its low-power device only adds about $0.49 per day to your power bill, and consumes “minimal” bandwidth.

Of course, the formula behind Space Monkey still isn’t perfectly decentralized: currently, it still needs its own central servers to allow new users onto the network, and to prevent a malicious group or entity with enough combined computing power from seizing control — a common worry with P2P networks.

P2P itself seems to be maturing

That means that, at least for now, an attack or outage on those servers would cause some disruption, but not a full-blown shutdown. “We would expect the network to continue working for existing participants, but new devices would not be able to join,” Peacock explains. He hopes to phase out this and other “centralizing” elements as the project evolves.

Whether or not that happens, P2P itself seems to be maturing. BitTorrent has been demonstrating this recently, revealing a YouTube-like video streaming service and file sync utility built on P2P architecture. It’s also announced BitTorrent Bundle, which allow the creation of payment and registration portals for torrent files. And love it or hate it, Bitcoin is helping to prove that P2P can be good at plenty of things besides pirating Game of Thrones — more so when you consider the network currently holds more computing power than all of the world’s top 500 supercomputers combined.

Even if the data center is here to stay for a little while longer, P2P seems to at least be expanding and experimenting in the right direction. As the costs of computing go down, services like Space Monkey may stop being part of a rented proprietary hardware business and start becoming more like a box attached to everyone’s router.

14 May 18:03

To her boyfriend...

by MRTIM
firehose

via Jonmunger: "I have serious issues with nerd culture."
guilty as charged


14 May 18:03

Stop WGBH and Gatehouse from declaring a Wheel War « Boston Cyclists Union

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meanwhile, in Boston

Stop WGBH and Gatehouse from declaring a Wheel War « Boston Cyclists Union:

By signing below I respectfully request that WGBH Boston and Gatehouse Media change the title and description of the “Wheel Wars” series to something more balanced and constructive such as: “Safer Roads: the struggle for space and civility between drivers and cyclists.” By launching a series titled: “Wheel Wars: News that takes an in-depth look at the increasing population of bicyclists on the Massachusetts roads and the friction that can cause with drivers,” these media outlets are risking perpetuating aggressive behavior against vulnerable users of the roadway, and missing a golden opportunity to serve the public interest by fostering a greater understanding of the problems that contribute to motor vehicle and bike conflicts. One would not describe jaywalking as a war between motorists and pedestrians, just as one would not describe accidental shootings as a war between drive-by shooters and innocent bystanders. It’s not a “war” if only one side is armed.

14 May 17:44

House committee passes bill allowing Louisiana residents to put 'I'm a Cajun' on ID cards | NOLA.com

firehose

great

House committee passes bill allowing Louisiana residents to put 'I'm a Cajun' on ID cards | NOLA.com:

Legislation allowing Louisiana residents to declare their Cajun lineage on their driver’s licenses was approved by the House Committee on Transportation, Highways and Public Works Monday. 

For a $5 fee, Senate Bill 201, sponsored by Sen. Fred Mills, R-Breaux Bridge, would put “I’m a Cajun” below a person’s driver’s license photograph if they are of Cajun ancestry.

14 May 17:42

Mayor Defends Use Of Wartime Sex Slaves - Sky News


Mayor Defends Use Of Wartime Sex Slaves
Sky News
Women forced to work in Japanese military brothels during World War II served a 'necessary' purpose, says the mayor of Osaka. 8:24am UK, Tuesday 14 May 2013. Toru Hashimoto is co-leader of an emerging conservative political party. Taiwanese comfort ...

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14 May 17:42

NTSB Wants to Drop Drunk-Driving Limit to .05% - Newser


NTSB Wants to Drop Drunk-Driving Limit to .05%
Newser
(Newser) – How much can you legally drink before getting in a car? The National Transportation Safety Board thinks the answer right now is "too much," so this morning it voted to lower its recommended legal blood alcohol content limit for drivers from 0.08% ...

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14 May 17:42

Holder recuses himself from DOJ probe of Associated Press phone records - Fox News


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Holder recuses himself from DOJ probe of Associated Press phone records
Fox News
DEVELOPING: Attorney General Eric Holder is recusing himself from the investigation into leaks made to The Associated Press, Fox News has learned. Holder is scheduled to comment on the matter during a press conference scheduled for 1:30 p.m. ...
RNC chairman says Holder should resignPost-Bulletin
House will grill Eric Holder on AP and IRS Wednesday - Washington PostWashington Post (blog)
Priebus demands Holder resign over AP probeCNN (blog)
Dallas Morning News -Daily Caller -Huffington Post
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14 May 17:25

unclewaldo: dropdeadrainbowtime: thescurfofworse: The Potoo...

firehose

via Matthew Koch





















unclewaldo:

dropdeadrainbowtime:

thescurfofworse:

The Potoo - Either the most unphotogenic or the most ridiculous looking bird in the world.

it’s got the kinda beauty that moves.

BABY I WANT HIM

me

14 May 17:19

Study Finds College Education Leaves Majority Of Graduates Unprepared To Carry Entire American Economic Recovery

NEW YORK—According to a new study published Wednesday in The American Educational Research Journal, an overwhelming majority of recent college graduates are completely unprepared to carry the full weight of the U.S.
14 May 17:18

Animal Facing Extinction In 2003 Fucks Its Way Back

CAMBRIDGE, UNITED KINGDOM—Saying that the species knew it had to start fucking and start fucking fast, officials from the International Union for Conservation of Nature announced Monday that loggerhead turtles—marine reptiles considered critic...
14 May 17:18

(via FDNY Rescues NYPD Officer Trying To Rescue Cat From A Tree:...

14 May 17:17

robowolves: feriowind: Not the sexy lingerie like I had...

firehose

nsfw-ish (cartoon butt)



robowolves:

feriowind:

Not the sexy lingerie like I had promised, but I kept thinking how Tony wearing only the gloves and feet of the Mark 42 looked super cute and kinda reminded me of anime girls wearing big boots and gloves, which just made me want to draw this 8UUU So yeah, Magical Boy Tony Stark ~*~*~*~

Iron Sailor Moon Man by Spader7 on DeviantArt

(by Spader7)

Okay, that triggered a coughing fit… (Coming down with a spring cold. Most things are triggering coughing fits today.)

14 May 17:15

Dad charged in New Jersey child-on-child shooting death - New York Daily News


New York Daily News

Dad charged in New Jersey child-on-child shooting death
New York Daily News
The father of the 4-year-old boy who shot and killed his six-year-old neighbor in Toms River, N.J., was arrested Monday night and charged with multiple counts of leaving unsecured firearms accessible to children, authorities said. Anthony Senatore, 33, was ...
NJ father arrested after son, 4, shot and killed playmateLos Angeles Times
Toms River Father of Child Who Shot Neighbor Arrestednewjerseynewsroom.com
Toms River Father Charged in 6-Year-Old's Death to be Tried in Ocean CountyPatch.com
The Star-Ledger - NJ.com -Asbury Park Press -CBS Local
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14 May 17:15

Word on the Street

14 May 17:14

Fuel cell

by Christopher Noessel

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Just before the spaceship takes off for Fhloston Paradise, the audience gets to see the manual interface that the airport employees use to refuel the ship. On the tarmac beneath the spaceship, the ground crewman plugs in a portable control box to the underside of the plane, and presses a button to open a hatch in the ground, from which a new, glowing green radioactive fuel cell emerges.

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One of the crewmen grabs it by its circular handles at the end, removes it from the hatch, and sets it on the ground.

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He then uses the plugged-in control box to open a compartment on the underside of the spaceship, from which one of the ground crew removes the spent fuel cell by hand, and inserts it into the still-open hatch.

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Finally they pick up the full fuel cell and insert it into the compartment on the plane.

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This scene is there to set up how Cornelius stows away on the craft, but also serves as a cinematic pun when it crosscuts to a scene inside the ship (but which must be seen rather than read to appreciate.) For such a “throwaway” technology, it’s handled really well.

  • The ground affords natural shielding from any collection of radioactive fuel cells.
  • Being circular, the cells and the handles to manipulate the cells are orientation-less.
  • There are familiar black-and-yellow-stripe warnings on the walls of the hatch and the revealed sides of the spaceship compartment. These warnings are only visible when it’s relevant.
  • The radioactivity trefoil symbol has the same colors and appears on the fuel cell, the hatch, and the compartment.
  • Having a portable and wired control box means that it’s not readily available for any passing hackers.
  • The transparent container lets the material act as an additional warning to observers: There is danger here.
  • The transparent container lets the fuel itself tell the ground crew which cell is spent and which one is full.

All told, short of making it automated, this is how it should work.

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14 May 17:13

Nebraska Library Refuses to Pull Moore & Bolland's "The Killing Joke"

A Nebraska public library has rejected a request to either remove Alan Moore and Brian Bolland’s "Batman: The Killing Joke" from shelves or move the 1988 DC Comics one-shot out of the young-adult area.
14 May 17:13

Mother’s Day in the real world

14 May 17:13

Image Duplicator

14 May 17:11

Ice Invasion is Terrifying

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via Christopher Lantz
nature gives no fucks

Ice Invasion is Terrifying

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Tagged: yikes , gifs , ice , winter , funny