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05 Jun 02:24

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05 Jun 02:24

The Nazi Origins of Meth — AKA “Tank Chocolate”

by Klint Finley
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Fabienne Hurst writes:

When the then-Berlin-based drug maker Temmler Werke launched its methamphetamine compound onto the market in 1938, high-ranking army physiologist Otto Ranke saw in it a true miracle drug that could keep tired pilots alert and an entire army euphoric. It was the ideal war drug. In September 1939, Ranke tested the drug on university students, who were suddenly capable of impressive productivity despite being short on sleep.

From that point on, the Wehrmacht, Germany’s World War II army, distributed millions of the tablets to soldiers on the front, who soon dubbed the stimulant “Panzerschokolade” (“tank chocolate”). British newspapers reported that German soldiers were using a “miracle pill.” But for many soldiers, the miracle became a nightmare.

As enticing as the drug was, its long-term effects on the human body were just as devastating. Short rest periods weren’t enough to make up for long stretches of wakefulness, and the soldiers quickly became addicted to the stimulant. And with addiction came sweating, dizziness, depression and hallucinations. There were soldiers who died of heart failure and others who shot themselves during psychotic phases. Some doctors took a skeptical view of the drug in light of these side effects. Even Leonardo Conti, the Third Reich’s top health official, wanted to limit use of the drug, but was ultimately unsuccessful.

Full Story: Der Spiegel: WWII Drug: The German Granddaddy of Crystal Meth

(Thanks Trevor)

See also: An Interview with Infamous Meth Chef Uncle Fester

05 Jun 02:24

the american farmers dilemma

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04 Jun 22:15

Miami Heat Unable To Tell If Congratulations Are Sarcastic Or Not

MIAMI—After eliminating the Indiana Pacers to reach the NBA finals for the third consecutive year, Miami Heat players were reportedly struggling Monday to determine whether those congratulating them on their victory were being sarcastic.
04 Jun 22:15

Opinion: If You Wish To Be A Writer, Have Sex With Someone Who Works In Publishing (by Joyce Carol Oates)

By Joyce Carol Oates
04 Jun 22:15

Google Security Expert Finds, Publicly Discloses Windows Kernel Bug

by Soulskill
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hypnosec writes "Security expert Tavis Ormandy has discovered a vulnerability in the Windows kernel which, when exploited, would allow an ordinary user to obtain administrative privileges of the system. Google's security pro posted the details of the vulnerability back in May through the Full Disclosure mailing list rather than reporting it to Microsoft first. He has now gone ahead and published a working exploit. This is not the first instance where Ormandy has opted for full disclosure without first informing the vendor of the affected software."

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04 Jun 22:14

Arena Security Prevents Erik Spoelstra From Celebrating With Miami Heat

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'Sources later confirmed that as Spoelstra was being escorted from the arena by security, he yelled, “LeBron! LeBron, over here!” at which point LeBron James looked over, saw his coach, and resumed celebrating with his teammates.'

MIAMI—Following the Miami Heat’s decisive Game 7 victory over the Indiana Pacers in the Eastern Conference championship series Monday night, security personnel at American Airlines Arena reportedly rushed to the floor to prevent Erik Spoelstra...
04 Jun 22:13

Sloth-Facing, Famous People Look Like Sloths in New Meme

by Rusty Blazenhoff

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Sloth-facing is a new meme started by redditor treverhaas where photos of famous people are digitally manipulated to look like sloths.

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Sloth Stallone

Slothfather

The Slothfather

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And then of course there’s Sloth from The Goonies:

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images via treverhaas

via reddit, Blame it on the Voices

04 Jun 22:10

Secret Man Caves Found in EPA Warehouse

by Eric Katz
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Agency has issued stop work order to the contractor responsible for the hidden rooms.
04 Jun 21:40

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04 Jun 21:38

What happened to Tank Man, China’s most famous Tiananmen Square protester?

by Lily Kuo
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"If he had left the country, he would have been free to speak out, according to Canadian journalist Jan Wang, who witnessed the confrontation. And if authorities had found him, they would have put him on public display, she told PBS. She believes there’s a good chance he’s alive and living quietly in China."

A Chinese man blocks military tanks on Changan Avenue, near Tiananmen Square in Beijing, June 5 1989.

A day after Chinese military killed at least hundreds, if not thousands of demonstrators in Beijing in 1989, a wiry man in a white shirt stepped in front of a line of moving tanks near Tiananmen Square and become one of the most famous protesters of the 20th century.

Twenty-four years later, his identity is still a mystery. He is called simply Tank Man. Today, on the anniversary of the crackdown, Chinese bloggers paid homage to him with imitations of the face-off.

The man blocked the path of the tanks, even as they gunned their engines. He climbed onto the first tank, pounded on the hatchet, and appeared to speak to the soldiers inside. When he stepped back down in front of the tank, two men ran into the street and pulled him away. The confrontation became one of the most enduring images of the pro-democracy, anti-corruption protests that swept China that spring and summer.

Speculation continues to circulate about Tank Man’s fate. Thousands of Chinese nationals were detained and imprisoned for their involvement in the protests, some of them kept in jail for almost their entire lives. Others were executed. No one has been able to determine whether Tank Man was among them.

A report (link in Chinese) cited a Hong Kong professor who said the man was a friend of his and an archaeologist from Changsha who had come to Beijing to protests. According to the professor, the man eventually escaped to Taiwan where he worked at the National Palace Museum. (The museum in Taiwan denied the report.) Others believed he was executed.

But it seems at least as plausible that the man disappeared back into his normal life. If he had left the country, he would have been free to speak out, according to Canadian journalist Jan Wang, who witnessed the confrontation. And if authorities had found him, they would have put him on public display, she told PBS. She believes there’s a good chance he’s alive and living quietly in China. The Information Centre for Human Rights and Democracy Movement in China said in 1998 that it had obtained official party documents that showed authorities had no idea what happened to him. In a 1990 interview with Barbara Walters, former Chinese leader Jiang Zemin said he couldn’t confirm (video) whether the man was arrested or not. He broke from speaking to Walters through an interpreter and said in English, “I think never, never killed.”

It’s also possible that Tank Man may have been simply a regular citizen in Beijing who had seen or heard of the brutal government crackdown that left students, workers, children, doctors and passers-by dead, many of them shot in the back. According to film footage and witnesses, he was walking alone along the six-lane avenue, holding a bag of shopping, when he saw the tanks and decided to do something.


04 Jun 21:33

blackfemalecoders: “Without Women, Computing as We Know It...



blackfemalecoders:

“Without Women, Computing as We Know It Would Not Exist.”

04 Jun 21:32

violentblowjobs: i just want to be part of the gang Holy cow.



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i just want to be part of the gang

Holy cow.

04 Jun 21:31

Teen Jailed For Rap Lyrics Posted After Boston Bombings

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A Massachusetts teen has been jailed for a month without bail on charges of making a bomb threat after writing rap lyrics that some found threatening following the Boston Marathon bombings.
04 Jun 21:30

What We Want From Doctor Who's Next Doctor

by Charlie Jane Anders
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"Let's have a female Doctor. Come on. Really. The Doctor can be anyone, and assume any form. And it would be fantastic to see someone like Mirren or Tilda Swinton take on the role, and show us just how different the Doctor can be."

What We Want From Doctor Who's Next Doctor

This will be the saddest Christmas: Matt Smith has announced that he's stepping down as the star of Doctor Who at the end of the Christmas special. Smith is irreplaceable, but already people are speculating on names to replace him. We have no idea who will take the role, but here's what we'd like to see from the Twelfth Doctor.

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04 Jun 21:29

On Geeks and Nerds

by dan_editor
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Excellent analysis of the murky semantic subtleties surrounding the terms ‘Geek’ and ‘Nerd’ by multitalented data lover Burr Settles.    

04 Jun 21:28

Wi-Fi Signals Allow Gesture Recognition All Through the Home

by Soulskill
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nah, nope, unh uh

vinces99 writes "Forget to turn off the lights before leaving the apartment? No problem. Just raise your hand, finger-swipe the air and your lights will power down. Want to change the song playing on your music system in the other room? Move your hand to the right and flip through the songs. University of Washington computer scientists have developed gesture-recognition technology that brings this a step closer to reality. They have shown it's possible to use Wi-Fi signals around us to detect specific movements without needing sensors on the human body or cameras. By using an adapted Wi-Fi router and a few wireless devices in the living room, users could control their electronics and household appliances from any room in the home with a simple gesture."

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04 Jun 21:26

Supercut of Will Smith Making Strange Noises in Movies

by Justin Page

For Screen Junkies, Toronto, Canada-based film enthusiast Louis Plamondon (aka “The Sleepy Skunk“) conceived and edited a supercut video of actor Will Smith making strange noises in movies.

Half the time that Will Smith is speaking, he’s actually just making noises. Even so, he’s 100% easier to understand than Penelope Cruz or Vin Diesel.

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04 Jun 21:25

Cody the Dog’s Bark Sounds Like a Person Yelling

by Kimber Streams
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this has been me since 9 a.m. yesterday wrt work

We’ve seen videos of goats yelling like humans and even people yelling like goats yelling like people, and now Petsami has uploaded this video of Cody, a dog whose bark sounds like a person yelling.

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04 Jun 20:41

Rust Monster

by Patch

The scariest monster an adventurer will ever face.

(Druid from the 1984 D&D Companion Rules: “Hey, I don’t use metal weapons or armor, so I should be fine—”  *The entire rest of the party punches that guy in the face*)

The scariest monster a realadventurer will ever face.

(Hey, before I go on, I have questions for you guys, so make sure to keep reading through the end.)

If you’re looking for nitty-gritty on the rust monster’s biology, James L. Sutter has you covered in Dungeon Denizens Revisited.  (He’s also got a nasty variant called the rust lord that gets draw minerals directly from a creature’s blood.  That’s not a bad idea to steal even for normal rust monsters—see below.)  As he notes, ideally rust monsters should be a logical part of your world, not a way for you to punish characters or go after specific magic items (even if you regret handing them out in the first place).  For instance, I love that Golarion’s Hold of Belkzen’s earthquakes are due to rust monsters eating away at the foundations—such a nice way of breathing new life into a classic monster without a single stat change!

In that spirit, here are three adventure seeds that try to avoid the usual dungeon or pets-of-the-mad-druid encounters:

Troublemakers, union rabble-rousers, and adventurers caught in the Mine of Seven Nights find themselves thrown into separate oubliettes, each containing a rust monster.  Eventually the monsters will get hungry enough to attack, hoping to lap up the prisoners’ iron-rich blood.  Most inmates go mad long before that due to the horror of sharing space with such a loathsome arthropod.  There is good news, though—handling the monsters has left all the guards’ weapons in shoddy condition, making the jailors far easier to overpower.

Rustov Niclaus—“Rusty Nickels” to his friends—is a safecracker with a unique set of tools: specifically, a quartet of reducedrust monsters.  His skills are much in demand in the criminal underworld.  His head may be, too—the Vedimeer family hasn’t forgiven him for the time one of his insectile friends ruined the objet d’art he was supposed to be securing for them.

When a rust monster infestation is discovered on Delver’s Rock soon after their voidship docks, a party of off-world adventurers takes the blame.  Now the clock is ticking, as they must root out the rust monsters and follow the trail back to the real culprit before the asteroid base’s integrity is compromised…and before the law catches up to them.

Dungeon Denizens Revisited 52–57 & Pathfinder Bestiary 238

Here’s one final nasty thought: Time travel doesn’t just mean going back to the Age of Dinosaurs.  Next time your PCs go back in time, send them to the Age of Insects…and have rust monsters waiting to greet them…

Hi guys!  Here’s the deal.  Tomorrow…which is in only minutes…we start the letter S.  That’s like whoa.  And I’d love to celebrate by learning a little bit about you all.  Feel free to leave me a comment/Ask/email (dailybestiary [at] gmail [dot] com; spelled that way to avoid spam spiders) with a little bit about you.

What do I want to know?  The classic A/S/L certainly qualifies, or how long you’ve been playing Pathfinder, D&D, Vampire, or any other system.  How you found this blog.  Favorite monster.  Favorite character class (or your own favorite character).  Favorite campaign setting.  Favorite issue of Dragon or Dungeon Magazines.  Favorite fantasy series I should try to read.  Whatever!  Answer any or all.

Oh, and I seriously just want to know because I am curious.  No, I am not going to email you (except maybe to say thanks).  No, I am not going to give away/sell your contact info to anyone.  No, I am not planning a Kickstarter any time in the foreseeable or even the unforeseeable future, at least not related to this blog.  I am simply curious about you, the person who reads my blog every day (or for the first time today!).  So…tell me something!

Again: dailybestiary [at] gmail [dot] com

PS: Too late to post music today—I’ll do it properly tomorrow, promise!
04 Jun 20:15

Who Needs Art?

04 Jun 20:15

Act Like An Uninspired Editor With Kate Willaert's Superhero Event Picker

by Chris Sims

Jun 4th 2013 By: Chris Sims


If you're anything like us, you probably spend a lot of time trying to figure out just how editorial decisions about certain event comics are actually made. Personally, I had money on "dart board," but with all the technology available to us, there's got to be a better way! And now there is!

Thanks to graphic designer Kate Willaert, you too can Spin It To Win It™ with the Modern Superhero Comic Event Picker! Willaert has laid ten of superhero comics' grimmest and grittiest cliches on a wheel for easy decision-making, and if you're not sure whether it's time to kill someone off or bring someone back? Just take a spin and let it guide you.

Willaert's Modern Superhero Event Comic Picker is available as a high-res PDF so that you can print it out and get to spinning for your own Secret Crisis. But wait! There's more! Act now by clicking on that link above, and you can see the brand new interactive version!



Just click, spin and get ready to slide into Diamond's top ten. It's that easy!
04 Jun 20:15

Captain America fights crime, wrinkles in new promo comic

by Kevin Melrose
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How does Captain America manage to look the same as he did in the closing days of World War II? It may not be entirely due to Abraham Erskine’s Super-Soldier serum.

In one of the more unusual team-ups in recent memory, cosmetics retailer Kiehl’s has turned to Marvel to produce a comic promoting its new Heavy Lifting anti-aging moisturizer for men. If any superhero knows about remaining ageless, even if it requires drugs and staying frozen for decades, it’s Captain America (and if anyone needs moisturizer, it’s probably Steve Rogers; all that time in ice is bound to leave the skin dry and flaky).

Created by William Harms, Angel Unzueta and Ty Templeton, Captain America: Transformation & Triumph will be given away to customers who purchase Heavy Lifting in stores or online (you can read it for free on the company’s website). In the comic, which cuts between the past and the present Cap follows Cobra to Kiehl’s iconic flagship store in New York City’s East Village, which in our hero’s youth was a pharmacy.

What’s the villain after? A little something for those rough elbows, maybe, but also some remnants of Erskine’s experiments, which were hidden away in the store’s subbasement. Because … Irving “Doc” Morse, who bought Kiehl’s in 1921, thought that’s what should be done with top-secret materials after Erskine’s death? Something like that.

“When you go onto our store, we’ve got skeletons and motorcycles and planes,” Kiehl’s President Chris Salgardo tells USA Today. “These are things that men love. So we thought, ‘OK, there’s a great backdrop here for a story.’ ” He gave the folks at Marvel a tour of the original location, which opened in 1851. “When they got to the store, it was pretty easy to make this thing come to life,” he adds. “The Marvel guys, they weren’t fans of Kiehl’s but they’re certainly fans of us now.”

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04 Jun 20:14

Comedy: Great Job, Internet!: Get involved, Internet: help Eugene Mirman bring his comedy festival to Boston and Cambridge

by Kevin McFarland

Comedian, writer, and actor Eugene Mirman has sponsored his own comedy festival, the aptly titled Eugene Mirman Comedy Festival, in Park Slope in Brooklyn since 2008. But now Mirman is taking the festival on the road, with four nights of comedy in Cambridge and Boston June 28-30. To help with the independently produced festival events—which feature H. Jon Benjamin, Bobcat Goldthwait, Wyatt Cenac, and others—Mirman started a modest Kickstarter campaign with a great little video about how he doesn’t want to sell out to “some really cool urinal sponsor,” instead raising the money by doing silly things for fans. He’s offering rewards such as “10 seconds of silent eye contact…at the Official Eye Contact Booth,” an “Hors D’oeuvres & Hugs Hour,” or a tour of the Lexington Battle Green—where Mirman worked as a teenager—followed by lunch at a Chinese restaurant (what, no official ...

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04 Jun 20:07

Sean Parker’s $10 million destruction of a park epitomizes what’s wrong with Silicon Valley

by Commentary
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"But, of course, that’s also part of the new Silicon Valley parable: dream big,privatize the previously public, pay no attention to the rules, build recklessly, enjoy shamelessly, invoke magic, and then pay everybody off."

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Hey, if a billionaire couple wants to spend $10 million on their wedding, it’s neither all that surprising nor interesting, as far as I’m concerned. So, when news and statistics started to trickle out about Sean Parker’s wedding here in California—namely that it’d cost millions of dollars to create Kardashian-level over-the-topness—I was ready to chalk it up to the standard excesses of crazy rich people.

But that was before I read the California Coastal Commission’s report on the Parker wedding’s destructive, unpermitted buildout in a redwood grove in Big Sur. Parker and Neraida, the LLC he created to run his wedding, ended up paying $2.5 million in penalties for ignoring regulations. (Move fast. Break things.)

Here’s what the CCC says happened. Neraida cut a deal with the Ventana Inn, which is a private company that manages both a higher-end inn and a lower-end campground. The campground runs along Post Creek under massive redwood trees. While not wild, it is an ecologically sensitive area: Steelhead run through the creek and the trees are ancient. In 2007, the Inn closed the campground because of septic issues, though it kept all of its high-end units open. Pursuant to a 1980s deal that let the Inn expand, they were also required to maintain a public parking lot at Cadillac Flats, which offers a good jumping off point for hikers and backpackers. But they’d stopped doing so, using the lot as overflow parking for the Inn. You with me so far? Basically, what was supposed to be a facility that people of all incomes—including the general public—could visit had become a high-end resort with no camping or public parking. Still, it remained a beautiful place. It looked like this:

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Enter Parker. He cut a deal with Ventana to use the previously closed campground exclusively for months. Without a single permit or any real thought about the area’s natural components, Parker’s crew began to build walls and water effects and fake ruins on the old campground. The CCC describes the changes:

The Parker Respondents proceeded to perform unauthorized development activities within the campground. Existing roads and campsites were graded and contoured to create the appearance of ruins. Stone gateways and walls were constructed. Staircases were crafted around existing habitat and redwood trees. An artificial pond was dug and installed. A stone bridge over the pond was constructed. Several elevated platforms were created, some adjacent to Post Creek (Exhibit 9). Over 100 potted trees and plants were partially planted within the existing road beds and campsites, and lighting was installed in the redwood forest. In addition to the unpermitted development, other items to facilitate the event have also been placed on the site including tents and generators.

Nothing says, “I love the Earth!” quite like bringing bulldozers into an old-growth forest to create a fake ruined castle. And to build this fantasy world on a spot that should have been open to regular old middle-class people: That makes it even better.

But perhaps, you might say, the Parker crew didn’t get permits, but at least they knew what they were doing, installing all this stuff in an ecologically sensitive area. But no, you’d be wrong there. The CCC continues:

The Parker Respondents did not install any erosion control measures or any BMPs when they commenced development within the campground. Structures, walls and elevated platforms have been constructed immediately adjacent to Post Creek with no setbacks employed. The Parker Respondents have recently installed temporary fencing in an attempt to reduce potential impacts to Post Creek, but most of the development occurred without any such erosion-control protections in place. Increased erosion resulting from hardscaping and vegetation removal along streams impairs riparian corridors, streams, and, ultimately, shallow marine waters by increased sedimentation. Increased sediment loads in streams and coastal waters can increase turbidity, thereby reducing light transmission necessary for photosynthetic processes, reducing the growth of aquatic plants. Additionally, structures have been built up to and around existing redwoods and vegetation within the campground (Exhibit 10). Beyond immediate physical damage to individual trees, failure to provide adequate development buffers from redwood trees can negatively impact the underground lignotubers by which redwoods clonally reproduce, thus impeding propagation. The unpermitted development has thus impacted the existing redwood forest habitat and has likely caused sedimentation of Post Creek.

Here’s what the site looked like during construction (note the stump in the pictures above and below). I think they call this disruption:

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Here’s a poor old redwood that had to serve as an endpoint for a fake ruin because the most glorious forest in North America was not pretty enough for Sean Parker’s wedding:

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I’m not a purist: Landscapes can get more beautiful with human intervention sometimes. Most landscapes we know have already been immeasurably altered by human behavior over the centuries. What’s rough about this particular situation is how wantonly Parker steamrolled structures, human and not human, legal and aesthetic.

To his credit, Parker paid up for the damage and said in a statement that he and his wife “always dreamed of getting married in Big Sur, one of the most magical places on Earth.” And weddings are great and I’m sure it was a good party.

But, of course, that’s also part of the new Silicon Valley parable: dream big,privatize the previously publicpay no attention to the rulesbuild recklesslyenjoy shamelesslyinvoke magic, and then pay everybody off.

The old-guard Midwestern transplants like Bob Noyce, Gordon Moore, and Bill Davidow—not to mention a lot of newbie social entrepreneurs—would be ashamed of this kind of grandstanding, and rightly so.

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Alexis Madrigal is a senior editor at The Atlantic, where he oversees the Technology channel. He’s the author of Powering the Dream: The History and Promise of Green Technology.

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04 Jun 20:03

Animal Crossing: New Leaf review: civic duty

by Griffin McElroy
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wherein Tom Nook graduates to municipal corruption and graft

By Griffin McElroy
on June 04, 2013 at 1:00p

Game Info
Platform 3DS
Publisher Nintendo
Developer Nintendo Entertainment Analysis and Development
Release Date 06/09/2013
Price at Launch 39.99

Animal Crossing: New Leaf is more rewarding than any other game I've played this year.

The Animal Crossing series has never been conservative with its distribution of rewards, but Animal Crossing: New Leaf takes the series' staple day-to-day progression to greater extremes, though, layering new collectibles and customization systems on top of the home furnishing and neighborly socializing of past franchise installments.

Like Wild World before it, New Leaf proves Animal Crossing's formula is a perfect fit for a portable platform with its pick-up-and-play nature and constant stream of rotating activities. More than that, though, Animal Crossing: New Leaf is an escapist's dream. It's a simulation of an impossibly charming and idyllic life — a life almost comforting to keep at arm's reach.

New Leaf is part sandbox, part zen garden

The domestic core of Animal Crossing: New Leaf hasn't deviated too far from the series' roots. Players will still fill their hours collecting sets of furniture, putting together fashionable wardrobes and acquiring Bells with which to pay their escalating mortgages. Scores of newer activities are available in New Leaf, but even the core tenets are deeper than ever, from your house's customizable front facade, all the way down to your avatar's customizable socks.

It's a minimalistic simulation of life, but not a shallow one, which is where many of New Leaf's charms lie. Unlike other, more demanding entries in the genre, Animal Crossing eschews the bottom, stressful rungs of Maslow's Hierarchy of Needs. There's no hunger meter, or friendship quotas to maintain. Urgency is not the order of the day, self-identity is, and New Leaf affords you scores of options to establish that identity. It's part sandbox, part zen garden — a combination that works swimmingly.

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While past entries really only allowed ownership of yourself and your house, New Leaf gives you the keys to the city. As mayor of your humble burg, you've got unprecedented municipal power to shape the world around you as you see fit. As inconsequential as that sounds, it helps shed the game's materialistic nature. You'll find yourself asking not what your town can do for you, but what you can do for Pate, your neighbor. Who is a duck.

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Public works projects are your biggest mayoral tool for town renovation, allowing you to build cosmetic structures like street lights and clocks or entire buildings and businesses for your town. New projects are progressively unlocked as you fulfill certain requirements and neighbor requests, and they can essentially be placed anywhere. Towns develop a real sense of identity with these landmarks — identity beyond where you've hoarded your native fruits.

The cast of characters is imaginative and hilariously written

Ordinances are the other half of your mayoral powers, though they're not quite as fleshed out as Public Works. You can singlehandedly pass one of four laws into effect at a time, allowing you to make businesses open earlier, stay open later or buy and sell goods for additional Bells. Or you can force townsfolk to be more diligent about tending to your town's greenery. These laws help change the game to fit the way you play — as an early riser, the "Early Bird" ordinance made the town run on my real-life schedule. However, the limited number of available laws means you probably won't be changing them all that often.

Your governance is loosely monitored by your fellow town residents, who comprise what may be the most charming ensemble cast ever featured in a video game. Tom Nook's back, with loans as predatory as ever. Kapp'n is a ferryman to a mini-game-filled tropical resort who sings randomized sea shanties as you sail. Dr. Shrunk is a part-time psychologist, part-time nightclub owner, part-time comedian and full-time axolotl. The roster is imaginative, numerous and impeccably, hilariously written.

You can, of course, also invite your friends to visit in order to showcase the world you've created, and fortunately, New Leaf features more options to do so than the series has ever allowed.

New Leaf allows you to register anyone you've ever visited (or vice versa) as a "Best Friend" — fittingly adorable terminology — with whom you can chat and see the online status of, even when you're towns apart. It's a bit of a convoluted process, considering you still have to exchange Friend Codes and set up a first visit without the use of in-game chat. But, like a few other Nintendo 3DS titles with forward-thinking online multiplayer, it's a baby step in the right direction for Nintendo.

That's just the core method of interacting with other players and their towns. You can also visit an offline version of a friend's (or random stranger's) neighborhood using your town's Dream Suite, giving you an Inception-esque look at how they've designed their burg. Or you can also look at the homes of folks you've StreetPassed with, and purchase the items they've used to decorate at a premium.

Animal Crossing: New Leaf's addicting, ceaseless progression is all in the service of creating an identity for yourself and your surroundings. The expansion of the series' multiplayer capabilities — a vehicle for you to actually showcase that identity — is one of the best things New Leaf has going for it.

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Wrap Up:

Every discovery in New Leaf feels unique and inexplicably rewarding

Animal Crossing: New Leaf has a magical way of making you care about the littlest things before it metes them out in liberal fistfuls. I have played it every single day for an entire month, anticipating what new fossils, fish, bugs, furniture, businesses and governmental opportunities the next morning may bring. Whether you're finding a piece of furniture that would look just perfect in your den, or meeting a new neighbor whom you instantly take a shine to, every discovery feels unique and inexplicably rewarding.

Animal Crossing: New Leaf was reviewed using a "retail" download code provided by Nintendo. You can read more about Polygon's ethics policy here

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04 Jun 19:46

Stick It To The Man hits PS3, Vita this year with writing by Ryan North

by Jessica Conditt
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Stick it to the Man looks awesome

Stick It To The Man is a grungy, jazzy platform adventure game coming to PS3 and Vita this year, from Swedish developer Zoink!, publisher Ripstone, and written by Ryan North, author of the Adventure Time comic and creator of Dinosaur Comics.

Stick It To The Man stars average-city-dude Ray, who lives in a world made of stickers and paper. After an accident, Ray wakes up with a "giant pink spaghetti arm sticking out of his brain" (just go with it) and finds he has the ability to peel off parts of his surroundings - and surrounding people - and he can read everyone's thoughts (seriously, just let it happen). He's then framed by The Man for a nasty crime, and he must use his new powers to traverse the city safely.

Still on board? Good. Stick It To The Man will be out before the end of 2013, with a playable version at E3 next week.

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Geeks vs. hipsters.