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21 Jun 02:23

On Paula Deen

by noreply@blogger.com (Melissa McEwan)
rachel shared this story from Shakesville.

[Content Note: Racism; anti-Semitism; homophobia; violence.]

Reports surfaced a few days ago that TV cooking icon Paula Deen is facing a discrimination suit centered around "racially discriminatory attitudes" at Uncle Bubba's Oyster House, a restaurant owned in part by Deen and her brother Earl "Bubba" Hiers. The transcript of a videotaped deposition Deen gave last month as part of the suit has now been made available online, and it is terrible.

I have not read the entire thing, but, of the bits I've read, two parts in particular struck me:
Lawyer: Have you ever used the N-word yourself?
Deen: Yes, of course.

Lawyer: Okay. In what context?
Deen: Well, it was probably when a black man burst into the bank that I was working at and put a gun to my head.

Lawyer: Okay. And what did you say?
Deen: Well, I don't remember, but the gun was dancing all around my temple … I didn't — I didn't feel real favorable towards him.

Lawyer: Okay. Well, did you use the N-word to him as he pointed a gun in your head at your face?
Deen: Absolutely not.

Lawyer: Well, then, when did you use it?
Deen: Probably in telling my husband.
Two things that lots of white people do: 1. Use mistreatment (real or perceived) by a person of color as a justification to whip out racist epithets. 2. Use racial epithets in the privacy of their own homes, or in any other space they perceive will be "safe" to let fly the racial slurs.

I shouldn't need to say this, but there is a problem if racist epithets come to your mind when you're angry. And that problem is that you have granted yourself permission to use those epithets. The idea that we only use epithets if we say them aloud, directed at someone to whom they apply, is bullshit. If you're using them to redirect your anger at another human being's individual behavior into an expression of hatred for their race, you're still using epithets.

In your head, under your breath, in the intimate space between you and your spouse—it doesn't matter. This shit is in your lexicon because you've allowed yourself to believe that these words, and the monolithizing thoughts of hatred they represent, are justified in certain circumstances.

If you don't allow yourself that permission, the word that comes to mind when anyone cuts you off in traffic, say, is "asshole." Or "jerk." Or "reckless nightmare whose license should be put in a cannon and shot into the sun!" Or whatever. Not a slur.

And, depending on our individual backgrounds, and how deeply we were immersed in bigoted language by virtue of our immediate environments, killing the reflexive call of bigoted language, even when we don't want it there, might require some effort. Socializing ourselves out of the shit with which we were indoctrinated is work. It doesn't happen by magic or mere will.

I was raised in a deeply racist culture that privileged my whiteness and offered me fewer positive images of people of color than stereotypical or straight-up negative ones. When I first took an implicit bias test centered around racial prejudice, it revealed there was shit lurking in me that needed to change. I made a conscious decision to resocialize myself, and I stepped outside the well-tread grooves of my socialization and resolved to remap my path so that I would encounter way more positive images of people of color than I would ensconced in my unexamined white privilege.

And that path of resistance never ends, because the white privilege-upholding culture in which I live never stops exhorting and enabling me to be fucking racist.

My implicit bias score has changed, but, more importantly, I have. I'm not sharing that to try to say I'm fixed (I'm not) or to pat myself on the back; to the contrary, it's fucking embarrassing I had to do that. I'm sharing it because it is important to address that practicing racism, actively or passively, is a decision that white people make. And so is not practicing racism.

But Deen will almost certainly be defended on the basis that it's somehow acceptable, or different, to engage in racism when you're angry or aggrieved. Because you don't really mean it. Because you can't help it. As if racism is not a choice.

Of course, that is not the only time Deen practiced or indulged racism:
Lawyer: Miss Deen, earlier in your testimony you indicated that one of the things that you had tried to — that you and your husband tried to teach your children was not to use the N word in a mean way; do you recall that testimony?

Deen: Yes.

Lawyer: Okay. And could you give me an example of how you have demonstrated for them a nice way to use the N word? ...Or a non-mean way?
Deen: We hear a lot of things in the kitchen. Things that they — that black people will say to each other. If we are relaying something that was said, a problem that we're discussing, that's not said in a mean way.

Lawyer: What about jokes, if somebody is telling a joke that's got —
Deen: It's just what they are, they're jokes.

Lawyer: Okay. Would you consider those to be using the N word in a mean way?
Deen: That's — that's kind of hard. Most — most jokes are about Jewish people, rednecks, black folks. Most jokes target — I don't know. I didn't make up the jokes, I don't know. I can't — I don't know.

Lawyer: Okay.
Deen: They usually target, though, a group. Gays or straights, black, redneck, you know, I just don't know — I just don't know what to say. I can't, myself, determine what offends another person.

Lawyer: Okay. Well —
Deen: I can feel out that person pretty good on what would offend them, but I'm not sure, Mr. Billips, what — what the question even means.

Lawyer: Well, if you were sitting around at home just with you and your family, would you feel any hesitation in telling a joke that you thought was funny if it had the N word in it?
Deen: I don't tell jokes, not at my house. That's —

Lawyer: Do the other members of your family tell jokes at home?
Deen: Yes.

Lawyer: Okay.
Deen: Yes.

Lawyer: And they told jokes using the N word?
Deen: I'm sure they have. My husband is constantly telling me jokes.

Lawyer: Okay. And have — are you offended at all by those jokes?
Deen: No, because it's my husband.
As long as it's your spouse telling them, it's fine! You know he doesn't mean any harm. With all those GAY OR STRAIGHT JOKES he's telling.

I don't know what else to say. I'm not surprised, because I am a white person who has been a white person her whole life (!) and thus I have spent a lifetime interacting with other white people who presumed that, because we are both white, we are both fans of racist humor. Or cool with racial slurs. Or will definitely agree about their solid and totally original theories on some ancient racist narrative. I know this shit goes on. I am not surprised by it, any more than I am ever surprised at human ignorance and privilege and harm, despite the plentiful alternative models.

I am not surprised, but I am angry. And I want to say: This is wrong.
21 Jun 02:01

Kobo Mini on Sale for $39 in the US and Canada | The eBook Reader Blog

by gguillotte
It appears that Barnes and Noble’s recent epidemic of fire sales on the Nooks is catching. Kobo is joining in on the fun by offering their Kobo Mini ebook reader for an all-time low price of $39.99 in the US and Canada from Kobo.com, Powells, Indigo, and other Kobo retailers.
21 Jun 01:19

Fox News Hires Media Critic Howard Kurtz to Host Show - Bloomberg

by gguillotte
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great fit

Fox News hired media critic Howard Kurtz, who recently came under fire for errors in his reporting, as an anchor of a new version of “Fox News Watch.”
21 Jun 01:16

The Shutter/Switcheroos: The Berlin Inn to Shutter, Transition into Brooklyn House

by Erin DeJesus
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attn: saucie

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After 21 years in a little "gasthaus" on SE 12th and Powell, the Berlin Inn Restaurant & Bakery has announced it will permanently close after service this Saturday, June 22, with plans to re-open under a new name. FoodDude was the first to publicize the announcement, made by co-owner Karen Brauer:

"This Saturday will be the last day that you will be able to enjoy the fabulous recipes of The Berlin Inn before we close for a month, after which we will re-open as The Brooklyn House Restaurant... Same house, same staff and a fresh new approach to European-style dining. Local, seasonal, comforting fresh food and beverages; leisurely dining; options for everyone, regardless of dietary preferences. From meat and potatoes to vegan and gluten free, all of our guests will have plenty of options for a delicious meal.

According to OLCC paperwork, the Brooklyn House will be co-owned by current Berlin Inn general manager Erica Litzner and offer "European-style comfort food." Projected opening date: mid-July.
· Berlin Inn [Offcial site]

Image of the Berlin Inn courtesy Facebook

21 Jun 00:40

Secret Speakeasy: Abandoned Water Tower Nightclub in NYC

by Urbanist
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via Snorkmaiden
upside: Glen Hansard played a show there
downside: Amanda Palmer played a show there

[ By WebUrbanist in Culture & Cuisine & Global. ]

secret water tower bar

New York has a long history of hidden and illicit venues – one that did not stop when prohibition was lifted. There is the innocuous pizza shop where dialing the right number in their phone booth lets you through a secret door into the pub. Or the various hole-in-the-wall places where you add your number to a wait list and hope for a call. And then this, the now-defunct bar inside an abandoned water tower in Chelsea.

secret speakeasy new york

Per the New York Times (images by Benjamin Norman), “The Night Heron was an invitation-only nightclub held illegally in a water tower atop a vacant building in Chelsea.” Guests had to make their way through a deserted building, then climb up a ladder to reach their destination.

secret hidden room bar

All-nighters were common for this bustling little sweet spot, with last guests being let in as late as three in the morning. Live music reverberated within the wooden slats of the tightly-packed circular interior, with bottles of whisky reinforcing the retro (albeit a bit hipster) vibe of the whole affair. Alas, all good things must come to an end – particularly when they are a little less than legal in the first place.

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21 Jun 00:37

Use of Tor and e-mail crypto could increase chances that NSA keeps your data

by Dan Goodin
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via Overbey
this is kind of obvious, hopefully

Using online anonymity services such as Tor or sending encrypted e-mail and instant messages are grounds for US-based communications to be retained by the National Security Agency even when they're collected inadvertently, according to a secret government document published Thursday.

The document, titled Minimization Procedures Used by the National Security Agency in Connection with Acquisitions of Foreign Intelligence, is the latest bombshell leak to be dropped by UK-based newspaper The Guardian. It and a second, top-secret document detail the circumstances in which data collected on US persons under foreign intelligence authority must be destroyed or can be retained. The memos outline procedures NSA analysts must follow to ensure they stay within the mandate of minimizing data collected on US citizens and residents.

While the documents make clear that data collection and interception must cease immediately once it's determined a target is within the US, they still provide analysts with a fair amount of leeway. And that leeway seems to work to the disadvantage of people who take steps to protect their Internet communications from prying eyes. For instance, a person whose physical location is unknown—which more often than not is the case when someone uses anonymity software from the Tor Project—"will not be treated as a United States person, unless such person can be positively identified as such, or the nature or circumstances of the person's communications give rise to a reasonable belief that such person is a United States person," the secret document stated.

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21 Jun 00:04

The most terrifying Terminator of all is, of course, Woody Allen

by Rob Bricken

The brilliant OneMinuteGalactica has used his considerable powers to mash-up the original Terminator movie trailer's audio and footage from Woody Allen's 1973 scifi comedy Sleeper. You don't need to have seen Sleeper to get the joke... or be terrified at the idea of a sex-crazed Woody-bot hunting down Diane Keaton.

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21 Jun 00:02

ē Papering Over App Store Problems

by Ben Thompson
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This series of posts is about enabling sustainable businesses on the App Store. In Part 1, I discuss why Paper and other productivity apps may not be doing as well as you might think. Part 2 explores why casual games, in contrast, are a sustainable business, but not a differentiator for platforms (I added a follow-up here). Part 3 analyzes why Apple in particular seems hesitant to enable sustainable businesses on the app store.

On the occasion of the launch of Stratechery, I set Cosmonaut to iPad, and drew this:

I drew this to illustrate the first Stratechery post

I drew this to illustrate the first Stratechery post

Admittedly, compared to some of the stuff Made with Paper, my sailboats are nothing special. But for me, it was honestly a feeling I really didn’t anticipate: I drew something, and it didn’t suck!

Paper is a transformative, device-defining app, and has been awarded accordingly by both Apple and the design industry. According to App Annie, as of June 21, Paper ranked 7th in the Productivity category according to downloads (119th overall after a recent jump), and 4th in revenue (108th overall).

By every visible measure, FiftyThree, the makers of Paper, are the definition of an app store success story, and this week they closed a Series A round of financing led by Andreessen Horowitz.

It’s easy to see this as a big endorsement of the App Store: startup creates a breakthrough product, gets noticed, gets funding, changes the world. And perhaps that’s the path FiftyThree is on.

But there’s another scenario that may be in play, and if I were Apple, this round of funding and FiftyThree’s plans going forward should be a yellow flag that the App Store may not be as strong as it could be.

Some pertinent facts about this round of funding and the circumstances leading up to it that deserve a closer look:

  • As recently as January, FiftyThree had the same five employees they started with. In the intervening five months, they have quadrupled the size of their team.

    The positive spin is that business is good, ideas are large, and amazing products are on the horizon. The more pessimistic view is that FiftyThree has decided they need to “Go Big or Go Home”. In other words, while they were an App Store success story, the revenue they generated wasn’t sufficient to support five employees, so they’ve decided to take their shot at massively increasing revenue.

  • Last October, Paper added the Mixer for a $1.99 in-app purchase. This was the first new additional item for sale beyond the original pencil, marker, pen and paintbrush (available for $1.99 each or $6.99 for the set).

    Then, this May, Paper gained the ability to zoom in a really unique way. It was a major feature request, yet surprisingly, it was completely free. No in-app purchase required. Perhaps FiftyThree just loves their customers. Or perhaps this is the sign of a new business model.

  • According to FiftyThree’s blog post announcing the funding, they are looking to focus on collaboration and hardware.

    The positive spin is that these are really interesting areas to take a creation app; imagine the possibilities!

    But the truth is I really struggled to find the positive spin; collaboration and hardware, while interesting, seem counter to the original Paper vision:

    It seems to me that Paper was originally about inspiration and ideas easily and simply created, not collaboration and finicky hardware. But, and I think this is the crucial point, collaboration and hardware have obvious paths to sustainable monetization.

    • Collaboration could require a subscription service that will provide revenue over time
    • Hardware can be sold for much higher prices than $1.99 (The Pogo Connect, which Paper supports, sells for $79.95 plus accessories).

This is what I think happened to FiftyThree and Paper:

The FiftyThree Timeline. Months mark the founding, Paper releases and updates, and fundraising.

The FiftyThree Timeline. Months mark the founding, Paper releases and updates, and fundraising.

With a small amount of seed funding, the original five employees set out to build Paper, the best place to capture your ideas. After launching a year later, they began to reap the rewards through in-app purchases. They kept improving the app, and came out with a significant update in October – the Mixer – for $1.99.

And then they realized that they were five people living in New York City without an obvious route to sustainable revenue.

The problem for Paper is the same for all productivity apps in the App Store: there is no way to monetize your existing users. Look at me:

The revenue FiftyThree has made from me (after Apple's 30%) versus the value they have created.

The revenue FiftyThree has made from me (after Apple’s 30%) versus the value they have created.

My use of Paper is an essential part of stratechery, yet I needed to only pay $8.99 for two in-app purchases, for which I never need to pay again. That’s a hell of a bargain, but it’s ultimately unsustainable.

I wrote extensively about the problems facing apps like Paper in Adobe’s Subscription Model and Why Platform Owner’s Should Care:

The challenges facing Adobe are shared by almost all productivity apps.

  • Productivity apps are indispensable (and thus priceless) to some users
  • Productivity apps usually have high learning curves
  • Well-done productivity apps require significant investment up-front
  • Productivity apps require regular maintenance and upgrades

Unfortunately, app store economics don’t really work here.

  • If you have a low price, you need massive volume to make up for the upfront costs
  • If you have a high price, users are much less likely to buy your app, especially since there is likely a learning curve
  • If you can’t monetize over time, your users are extracting MUCH more value than you are receiving in revenue. That’s great if you’re a user, up until the company you love sells out because they can’t make money. Sparrow is the canonical example here. How many Sparrow devotees would gladly pay $5 a month to have the app available and continually updated?

Trials do ameliorate the pain a little, particularly if you pursue the high price option, but they don’t address the time mismatch: as a productivity app becomes more valuable, the developer doesn’t get a dime of more revenue.

There is so much more Apple (and the other platform owners) could be doing to improve this situation; paid updates and app-store supported subscriptions (beyond Newsstand) would be great places to start.

Moreover, it’s something Apple should be investing in. The App Store remains the largest moat around iOS; apps like Paper simply don’t exist on Android. Perhaps FiftyThree planned to go in this direction all along, and if so, good for them. But if they originally wanted to make a living on the App Store, and can’t, then their future probably includes more platforms than just iOS (a loss for Apple) and a chance of outright failure (a terrible loss indeed).

Of course, there were no significant changes to monetization options in iOS 7; the team was too busy. But were they busy on the most essential things?

This is a three-part series on enabling sustainable businesses on the app store.

The post Papering Over App Store Problems appeared first on stratēchery by Ben Thompson.

21 Jun 00:01

New MacBook Airs may suffer from Wi-Fi connectivity issues

by Casey Johnston
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via Overbey

"Gizmodo speculates that the antenna for this adapter is buried inside the plastic strip in the MacBook Air’s hinge, where it apparently might not be getting enough breathing room."

The iFixIt teardown suggests that guess on the antenna's location is right, though iFixIt doesn't explicitly say it; the card's on the logic board, the board's at the rear of the chassis, the antenna wires duck through two cuts in the logic board toward the hinge.

The 2013 MacBook Air seems to have trouble playing well with others.
Jacqui Cheng

The latest MacBook Airs may be having some issues with their Wi-Fi connections, per Gizmodo’s reading of the Apple discussion forums. Many people who picked up one of the updated MacBook Airs within the last few days claim that the computers will drop their connection after a minute or two and are unable to reconnect until the computer is restarted.

At this month's WWDC, Apple announced the refreshed MacBook Airs, which now sport Haswell processors and 802.11ac-capable Wi-Fi adapters. Gizmodo speculates that the antenna for this adapter is buried inside the plastic strip in the MacBook Air’s hinge, where it apparently might not be getting enough breathing room.

At least one user attests that his connection drops every 15 to 30 minutes, but it can be fixed by turning the Wi-Fi off and on again. Another says his drops when he tries to download particularly big files. A number of the commenters in the thread are struggling with the on/off Wi-Fi toggle. Gizmodo suggests that the problem is worse when the computer is sitting on a desk.

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20 Jun 23:56

Final FeedDemon

Nick Bradbury — my friend and former co-worker, now at Automattic — just released the last version of FeedDemon. It’s free.

Thanks, Nick, for writing such a cool app for so long.

20 Jun 23:55

LeBron James Announces Retirement

MIAMI—After an enormously successful professional career spanning nearly a decade, Miami Heat small forward LeBron James brought his playing days to a close Thursday, officially announcing his retirement from the NBA. “As we all know, basketba...
20 Jun 23:55

Megatokyo Gets a Visual Novel Game

by timothy
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this is still happening?

TheSHAD0W writes "It's been over a decade since Megatokyo was mentioned in a Slashdot story. Fred Gallagher, author of the long-running webcomic, has launched a Kickstarter for a Megatokyo Visual Novel Game. The KS has fared very well, funding its basic goal in less than four hours and covering most of the posted stretch goals in the first twenty-four. Fred also posted a half-joking stretch goal at a half-million dollars to include'"excessively romantic content,' wink wink nudge nudge. He may have been kidding, but there are some indications it might be reached."

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20 Jun 23:55

Could NSA leaks be the demise of the independent defense contractor?

by Jacob Kastrenakes

In the wake of 9/11, the US government was forced to turn to independent contractors as it scrambled to beef up defense and intelligence. That influx of private sector employees was never meant to be a long-term solution, but over a decade later, those contracting companies have gained an increasingly prominent position, reports Bloomberg Businessweek. Now Congress is paying attention. Following the leaks that occurred through NSA contractor Booz Allen Hamilton, questions have been raised about how security access should be granted and who it should be granted to.

But changing the status quo may not be easy: Booz Allen has friends in high places, and hiring outside of the public sector is often the only way to get something done. Businessweek has more on the debate around private contractors, including a brief history of Booz Allen and details on just how the company manages to land so many lucrative contracts.

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20 Jun 23:54

Java 6 EOL'd By Oracle

by timothy
Tmack writes "Not completely unexpected, Java6 has reached EOL. This tidbit shows up in Oracle's Java6 FAQ page, recommending everyone update to Java7: 'Oracle no longer posts updates of Java SE 6 to its public download sites. All Java 6 releases up to and including 6u45 have been moved to the Java Archive on the Oracle Technology Network, where they will remain available but not receive further updates. Oracle recommends that users migrate to Java 7 in order to continue receiving public updates and security enhancements.' Apple just pushed its update 16 which is Java6u51, likely to be one of their last Java6 updates."

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20 Jun 23:52

TV: Newswire: The FBI is training its future agents with Portlandia sketches 

by Sean O'Neal
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meanwhile, in Portlandia

In what is reassuring news for those who worry that it’s all being pulled out of class to hunt down seemingly unstoppable serial killers for America’s young FBI agents, The Hollywood Reporter reports that, occasionally, they also get to watch episodes of Portlandia. According to the article, an instructor at the FBI Academy in Quantico, Virginia, recently approached the IFC show’s producers about using a sketch in its advanced intelligence classes, which focus on combating terrorism, espionage, and IP theft.

Strangely, the sketch wasn’t the famous one where Fred Armisen and Carrie Brownstein threaten to put a bird on everything—birds being nature’s terrorists. Rather, it was “Sanitation Twins,” a mock-PSA in which the duo demonstrates Portland’s labyrinthine, color-coded recycling system, an exhausting procedure designed to trick terrorists into believing they’ve already won. 

Or, actually, perhaps there is no logical connection between Portlandia ...

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20 Jun 23:47

Mt. Gox, the largest Bitcoin exchange, suspends withdrawals in dollars

by Adrianne Jeffries

Mt. Gox, which processes around 70 percent of all Bitcoin transactions in the world, just announced it is suspending wire transfer withdrawals denominated in US dollars for the next two weeks. The company claims it has been experiencing unusually high volumes of deposits and withdrawals recently, which "made it difficult for our bank to process the transactions smoothly and within a timely manner" and caused delays for customers.

The suspension will give Mt. Gox time to make changes in the way transactions are processed, the company said. Mt. God also promised to debut a "dramatically improved trading engine" very soon.

Mt. Gox, which is based in Japan, has not suspended trading activity in any other currencies. It also has not suspended deposits in USD — meaning customers can put cash in, but not take it out. That's likely to arouse suspicion from customers, especially since Mt. Gox is being sued by another Bitcoin company for $75 million and has come under scrutiny from the US government. It also suffered a major DDOS attack in April and temporarily halted trading. The company was absent from the Bitcoin 2013 convention, where almost every major Bitcoin companies had a presence.

There is already speculation that Mt. Gox is suspending withdrawals because it is out of cash. Mt. Gox did not immediately respond to a request for comment.

20 Jun 23:46

20 bucks says Soylent is a viral marketing campaign - Verge Forums

by Sam Thonis

Posted by Sam Thonis on June 20, 2013 01:13 pm

Soylent_pitcher

SPOILER ALERT!

No, seriously, big spoiler alert. Though you've probably already heard this one. It's on that Threadless tee with all the spoilers. Also, it's 40 years old. Soylent Green, that government-rationed food substitute that everyone loves so much, is made out of people. Surprise!

Soylent Green. I'd heard of the 1973 Charlton Heston classic, and I knew the big twist. I'd read the IMDb entry, seen the poster, watched the trailer. I knew the facts, but I hadn't seen the film. And, for the moment, it was filed away somewhere down my "maybe I'll watch that someday" list.

But then something strange happened. Something that moved the film right to the top of my "drop everything and watch this right away" list. My co-workers were drinking Soylent.

At first I thought they were in on the joke. They were just trolling me, as tends to happen at The Verge office. Good joke guys. You put some protein powder in plastic bags and Instagrammed yourselves hashtag "Soylent". Haha, you're eating people. Haha good joke, right? Right??

Then a quick Google search brought me to this:

Soylent frees you from the time and money spent shopping, cooking and cleaning, puts you in excellent health, and vastly reduces your environmental impact by eliminating much of the waste and harm coming from agriculture, livestock, and food-related trash.

Apparently, 24-year-old Georgia Tech student and Y Combinator alumnus Rob Rhinehart has gathered an engineering and sales team to create "the easy, healthy future of nutrition", a powdered food substitute made from a formula of other, already-available powdered supplements. To raise funds for the project, the team launched a Crowdhoster campaign. (Crowdhoster is similar to Kickstarter, but it allows users to create their own fundraising website. No, I hadn't heard of it before, either.) With a goal of $100,000, the project was fully funded in under three hours, and with one day left in the campaign, the team has raised over $700,000 from almost 6,000 backers. So far, Soylent, still in its testing phase, has shipped only to the press. The Soylent team claims their product will save the world in many of the same ways typically promised by recent food movements. It will protect the environment, keep you healthy, help feed the poor, etc. But Soylent also promises something the local and slow food movements do not: efficiency of consumption. One of the company's biggest talking points is that Soylent is quick and easy, and doesn't require eaters to waste time shopping, cleaning, cooking, heating, reheating, etc. Just add water and stir.

Soylent_powder

Could it be really real? Could this startup kid be stupid enough to name his powdered food substitute after a fictional product famously made from ground-up humans? If so, who was the target audience? Doesn't everyone know that SOYLENT GREEN IS MADE OUT OF PEOPLE? Besides, do people even want to eat faster? Call me old-fashioned, but I thought people enjoyed eating. To me, the prospect of consuming powdered food 21 times a week seems about as appealing as being fed intravenously, which is to say not appealing at all.

After hours of trying to understand why so many people I know and respect were buying into this, I decided I should probably see the film.

Soylent_green_poster

Set in the year 2022, Soylent Green follows NYPD detective Robert Thorn (Heston) as he investigates the assassination of William R. Simonson, a director of the Soylent Corporation. Due to overpopulation, pollution, and global warming, real food is scarce. The Soylent Corporation has been producing wafers of different colors to provide as rations to the people. The latest variety, Soylent Green, is the most nutritious and best tasting, but it is also in the shortest supply. New York's citizens are willing to risk their lives to get some, and the few men who know the formula will kill to keep it a secret. Simonson became a risk, and he was silenced. Detective Thorn's investigation eventually leads him to the Soylent factory, where he sees bodybags being dumped into giant meat grinders. Burdened by the truth, he risks his life in order to expose the atrocities of the Soylent Corporation.

So now I'd seen the movie. It was no longer just a jumble of quotes and tidbits in the back of my mind. Now I had the whole story. About the real Soylent Corporation, however, I still felt deeply confused. The question kept repeating in my mind: can this be real?

It was then that I had an epiphany. It was so obvious. This wasn't a real attempt to sell a powdered food substitute; this was Hollywood magic. This was the viral marketing campaign to end all viral marketing campaigns. Sure, The Dark Knight Rises destroyed billboards. Lost set up an alternate reality game that let viewers play along. But this was on another level. This was brilliant. Start a crowdfunding campaign, send out press samples, receive upwards of half a million dollars in pledges from backers, and cancel the project before anyone's credit card gets charged. Among the ensuing uproar, link out to the trailer for the new Soylent Green remake.

But wait a minute. What remake? For years now, there's been rumblings about a new film, but the same is true about nearly every science fiction film from the 70s and 80s. I remember hearing about the Robocop remake six years ago, and we're still waiting on that. There's an IMDb page for a new Soylent Green movie, but it provides no information. Warner Brothers owns the rights to the story, but they haven't announced any plans for a remake or sequel.

Maybe I was wrong. Maybe it's not a film. But still, it can't be real, can it? As I dug deeper, I quickly found myself in full-on conspiracy theory territory.

Rob_rhinehart

  • Is Rob Rhinehart a real person? He's got a blog, a Twitter account, and a Youtube channel, but none of these stretch back further than March of 2012. Shouldn't a tech-student/entrepreneur have a wider web presence before a year ago? Also, why is his Youtube user name robertrose07? Is Rose his middle name, or is it an alias? (On the other hand, he does have a Facebook profile using the last name Rhinehart that dates back to 2005.)
  • Why not use Kickstarter like everybody else? Could it be that the Soylent Corporation doesn't have any intention of fulfilling the promises made to backers? If they know they're going to cancel their campaign at the zero hour, they'd be in violation of Kickstarter's Terms of Use ("Project Creators agree to make a good faith attempt to fulfill each reward by its Estimated Delivery Date"), as well as its Guidelines ("Everything on Kickstarter must be a project. A project is something with a clear end, like making an album, a film, or a new game. A project will eventually be completed, and something will be produced as a result").
  • Why are certain elements of Soylent's campaign so professional while others are so amateur? The video, for instance, feels like it was intentionally crafted to look amateur. The green-screen key is nearly perfect, but the sound recording is terrible. The background graphics are slick, but the people are poorly lit. What crowdfunding filmmaker does some things so well while making a few key amateur mistakes? And why does this video feel so damn sinister?
  • Why has the Soylent Corporation been so vague about the final ingredient list? Is it really that they haven't finalized it yet, or is it because they want to reveal some really nasty ingredient right before they suspiciously cancel the fundraising campaign? They claim it's not made out of people, but if it were, would they tell us?

The list goes on, and the more I dug, the less I really understood. Navigating the internet isn't like watching a movie. You don't get concrete answers, you don't know who to trust, and there's no ending. I'd never be able to simply finish this investigation the way I was able to watch the film and connect all the bits of information I had known about it previously.

There's a scene in the film where Detective Thorn tries to convince his boss that Simonson's death was an assassination, and not a burglary-gone-wrong. A major piece of his evidence is that the killer used a meat hook as a weapon. "The punk was no punk. He used a meat hook instead of a gun to make it look like a punk." Thorn's proof that the killing was an assassination is the fact that it specifically didn't look like an assassination. I feel like Thorn. Some of my colleagues think I'm onto something. Others think I'm acting crazy. So far, I haven't proven anything one way or another.

If we find out on Friday that this is a viral marketing campaign for a Soylent Green remake, I'll feel vindicated, I'll win a $20 bet, and I'll wonder how so many smart people fell for such an obvious hoax. If I'm wrong, and this is a real product that does everything it claims, I have to wonder what it says about our society. In his most recent blog post, Rhinehart addresses some of the criticisms he's received regarding Soylent. To those who claim they actually like eating food, Rhinehart responds:

I like beer, but I usually drink water. I love walking through the city, but I usually take the bus. I love conversation, but I still send a lot of emails. I find separating utility from leisure increases my enjoyment of both. Personally, I enjoy food, there are just many things I enjoy more.

I can understand the argument, at least in theory. Drinking Soylent certainly does seem easier than cooking, just as email is often an easier way of dealing with potentially awkward human interaction. He goes on to say, "Now I have the freedom to spend more time on the things I want to do." What happens when those things become easier? Eventually, we'll find ways to more easily consume music, movies, art, words, concepts, knowledge. And then we'll have all that free time to just sit around and enjoy... what exactly?

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Just because we can eat something, doesn't mean we should. Just because Soylent Green solves world hunger, doesn't mean we should become cannibals. Another scene in the film comes to mind. While searching Simonson's incredibly lavish home for clues, Thorn is able to steal a bundle of real food, including apples, lettuce, even raw beef. He brings it home to his colleague and roommate, and they enjoy a meal together. Thorn, being relatively young, has never tasted real food before, and the experience for him is overwhelming. It's as if he's seeing snow for the first time, or hearing the most beautiful music in the world. Food is not something to be taken for granted; it's not something purely utilitarian that we need to make more efficient. It is not just a means to an end, but rather an end in itself.

Whatever the case may be, there are some facts I know for sure. There is a fundraising campaign for a company, real or imaginary, called the Soylent Corporation. This campaign has raised over $700,000 in pledges. In the process, somebody has sent plastic bags of white powder to beta testers and members of the press, who have quite literally eaten it up. Twitter is buzzing with positive reviews of the product, and backers eagerly await their first shipments. All of these things are true. These things are really happening.

If Rhinehart turns out to be a real man, making a really incredible product, it doesn't change the fact that so many people gleefully consumed something they knew nothing about. If it really does make everyone healthier, and if it really does solve world hunger, and if it really does save the environment, maybe it doesn't matter what's in it. Maybe even if it's made out of people. Maybe it's just that good. I guess we'll find out in the sequel.

20 Jun 23:46

Behold the devastating power of the flooded River Ganges

by Robert T. Gonzalez

Behold the devastating power of the flooded River Ganges

Torrential monsoons have wrought havoc in Northern India this week, triggering cloudbursts, landslides and deadly floods.

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20 Jun 23:46

What story made you fall in love with science fiction and fantasy?

by Charlie Jane Anders
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What story made you fall in love with science fiction and fantasy?

Science fiction and fantasy are genres that harbor infinite possibilities — so there are an infinite number of ways to discover them. From classic books to brand new games, every story is someone's first experience of the genre. So what's the story that made you discover a love for science fiction and fantasy?

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20 Jun 23:44

Finally, our newscopters get to chase a white SUV

by OnlyMrGodKnowsWhy

No, OJ hasn't escaped and fled to Boston. Instead, our local action news units are busy chasing Aaron Hernandez in his white SUV in the greater North Attleborough/Foxborough area. Sox on the Brain reports:

Channel 7 just interrupted its own news report to show the white SUV in motion.

NECN posts an exclusive photo of the ten reporters not covering the Bulger trial swarming Hernandez at a gas station, demanding to know where he's going.

UPDATE: Fox 25's Live Sky Eye in the Sky Action Breaking Mobile News Copter has spotted Hernandez driving around Jamaica Pond! Bostonians, get off the roads now!

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20 Jun 23:44

Aaron Hernandez update: Patriots TE destroyed home security system, cell phone

by gguillotte
ABC News is reporting that police plan to return to Hernandez’s home on Thursday with another warrant based on evidence that the former Florida Gator “destroyed his home security system.” The report also states that Hernandez’s cell phone was submitted to police “in pieces” and that a team of house cleaners were hired on Monday to clean the football player’s mansion.
20 Jun 23:43

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20 Jun 23:43

Thunderbolt Still Has Problems For Linux

While the popularity and future of the Apple/Intel Thunderbolt interface can be debated, the current state of Thunderbolt on Linux still leaves a fair amount to be desired. While on the state of Linux hardware support, the Google Chromebook Pixel does work with modern Linux distributions, but not all support has been perfected...
20 Jun 23:43

Don't quit your day job: Wohlwend's cautionary post on going indie

by Jessica Conditt
Greg Wohlwend's cautionary post on going fulltime indie sparks wider input
Greg Wohlwend has been a full-time independent developer for six years, working on games such as Solipskier, Puzzlejuice, Hundreds, Ridiculous Fishing, and doing the art for Indie Game: The Movie. He enjoys his work and "wouldn't trade it for anything," but it's not an easy ride, and it's not for everyone, he writes on his blog.

The post is called "Don't quit your day job," and it offers candid advice for anyone considering the jump from part-time to full-time indie development. He notes that full-time indies are so close because they understand each other's struggles, how tiring a job it actually is. It's not always a glamorous rockstar lifestyle, he argues.

"'I could be Indie Game: The Movie!'" Wohlwend imagines a part-timer saying. "You could and that's awesome. But also, that's a movie. A movie can't really get at the dejected-forehead-on-desk-praying-it'll-be-over-soon feeling that lies within. Depression that won't let you fix anything in your life other than your game. An immortal solitude that's safe yet destructive. The constant worry that the game isn't fun enough. It's not ready to show yet. You'll convince yourself that what you're doing is all for the good of the game. It's all necessary. These chest pains that won't let you sleep will someday be worth it. It's not good enough (even though it's great). It's really good (even though it's shit)."

Having a part-time job, something that gives your mind a break and forces social interaction, can be a cleansing thing, he says.

"Going Indie is amazing," Wohlwend writes. "I want way more of us to do so. But it's a serious life decision and not always the best way to make more games."

A few independent developers share Wohlwend's perspective, and they offer their own input on Twitter, in response to his blog post. See a few pulled tweets below, and take a deep breath before you take the indie plunge.

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20 Jun 23:41

‘Adventure Time’ & ‘Regular Show’ Group Art Exhibit at Mondo Gallery in Austin, Texas

by Justin Page

My Neighbor Jake by JJ Harrison

My Neighbor Jake” by JJ Harrison

Mondo Gallery in Austin, Texas is hosting an upcoming group art exhibit featuring a mathematical (catch-phrase used by Adventure Time‘s Finn and Jake) collection of original artwork based on two of Cartoon Network’s hit animated television series, Adventure Time and Regular Show. The show opens Friday, June 21, 2013 from 7-10 PM and will be on display until Saturday, July 20, 2013.

Mordecai, Rigby, Etc by Jublin

Mordecai, Rigby, Etc” by Jublin

Jake is a Tent by Tiny Kitten Teeth

Jake is a Tent” by Tiny Kitten Teeth

Mordecai and Margaret by JJ Harrison

Mordecai and Margaret” by JJ Harrison

ADVENTURE TIME & REGULAR SHOW Gallery

images via Mondo Gallery, XombieDIRGE and credited artists

20 Jun 23:41

The Crumbling Chaos of Abandoned Amusement Parks

by Vincze Miklós

The Crumbling Chaos of Abandoned Amusement Parks

Even in the best of times, amusement parks are chaotic, occasionally ugly, and full of danger. But when they are abandoned, they become tragic too. Here are some of the most incredible and sad portraits of fun zones that have gone to seed.

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20 Jun 23:41

Aaron's Law Would Revamp Computer Fraud Penalties

by timothy
An anonymous reader writes "Two U.S. lawmakers have introduced a bill that would prevent the Department of Justice from prosecuting people for violating terms of service for Web-based products, website notices or employment agreements under the Computer Fraud and Abuse Act (CFAA). On Thursday, Representative Zoe Lofgren, a California Democrat, and Senator Ron Wyden, an Oregon Democrat, introduced Aaron's Law, a bill aimed at removing some types of prosecutions under the CFAA." The bill is of course named for Aaron Swartz.

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20 Jun 23:41

Guys Can Be Cat Ladies Too

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