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18 Jul 17:56

Hipster Wrestling

The WWE has reached a bizarro, hyper-self-aware moment that goes hand in hand with all the preening protagonists, the vintage T-shirts, and the sudden prevalence of sculptured facial hair. It's the hipster takeover of wrestling, but it's also a reminder that WWE doesn't have to pander to little kids to be young and vital.
18 Jul 15:46

A Day In The Life Of A Wookie In Photos

In between battling with The Empire and all that grooming, Wookies are just like you and me.
18 Jul 04:46

Apple Is The World Religion Of The Educated And Prosperous

Apple’s flock is secured against heresy by censors who rule the online App Store; only applications with Apple’s imprimatur are allowed on an iPhone. Rebellious heretics can “jailbreak” an iPhone and induce it to accept software anathematized by Apple, but a heretic’s phone is refused communion when presented for repair at the Apple Store.
18 Jul 04:41

Peru To Provide Free Solar Power To Its Poorest Citizens

by samzenpus
An anonymous reader writes "Peru is looking to provide free electricity to over 2 million of its poorest citizens by harvesting energy from the sun. Energy and Mining Minister Jorge Merino said that the National Photovoltaic Household Electrification Program will provide electricity to poor households through the installation of photovoltaic panels."

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18 Jul 00:07

DOJ: We Don't Need a Warrant To Track You

by Soulskill
GovTechGuy writes "The Department of Justice maintains it does not need a warrant to track an individual using location data captured from their cellphone. 'Cellphone location records are currently lumped under Title 1 and Title 2 of the 1986 Electronic Communications Privacy Act (PL 99-508), which cover stored communications and call details. Accessing those types of information typically requires only a court order, rather than a warrant, as is required for the contents of a phone call or digital message under Title 3.' That has prompted Maine and Montana to pass laws banning warrantless cellphone tracking; unfortunately, Congress doesn't appear close to doing the same."

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18 Jul 00:05

TV: Great Job, Internet!: The people have spoken: Behold the world's favorite Cosby sweater

by Kayla Reed

The polls are now closed in the Cosby Sweater Battle 2013 and not to say, "We told you so," but The A.V. Club pretty much predicted the winner with in this article. Yes, the overall bracket winner is the classic track-and-field-scene pullover. Mr. Huxtable himself announced the top sweater, but first he spoke about the significance of sweaters in The Cosby Show, which goes deeper than one may think. Watch below.

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17 Jul 23:55

Slicer, A Triangular Skateboard Deck That Looks Like a Pizza Slice

by Rusty Blazenhoff

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In collaboration with artist Henry Gunderson, New York City-based The Good Company has created “Slicer,” a limited-edition triangular skateboard deck that looks like a slice of pepperoni pizza.

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17 Jul 23:38

Blind first-person survival game Pulse gets Oculus Rift support

by Jenna Pitcher

Team Pixel Pi's first-person survival game, Pulse, will feature Oculus Rift headset support, the developers announced on the game's Kickstarter page.

"We were looking for a way to put the player even closer to Eva's perspective," the update states. "To allow them to experience the mysterious world of the blind even closer, while harnessing the surreal ability to 'see' sound. We are happy to announce that we've found that way, and will be bringing it to you with Pulse."

Pulse centers on blind protagonist, Eva, who must venture into a forest to find her lost brother after he was sent out to undergo a rite of passage. Eva navigates world as it is revealed to her through sound, movement, touch and vibrations.

The group of former-game design students launched a Kickstarter campaign for Pulse in March, which was successfully funded in April, raising more than $80,000 of its $75,000 goal from 2,129 backers. For information about the 2013 Independent Games Festival Student Showcase finalist, be sure to read our interview with the Team Pixel Pi, where they discuss the game's concept and development.

Pulse will launch on Windows PC, Linux and Mac on an unannounced date.

17 Jul 23:32

Does NSA know your Wi-Fi password? Android backups may give it to them

by Sean Gallagher
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and everything in any app that also uses the service

On by default on most newer Android devices, Google's Android backup stores your personal details in plaintext.

If you’re using Google’s “back up my data” feature for Android, the passwords to the Wi-Fi networks you access from your smartphone or tablet are available in plaintext to anyone with access to the data. And as a bug report submitted by an employee of the Electronic Frontier Foundation (EFF) on July 12 suggests, that leaves them wide open to harvesting by agencies like the NSA or the FBI.

“The ‘Back up my data’ option in Android is very convenient,” wrote Micah Lee, staff technologist at the EFF. “However, it means sending a lot of private information, including passwords, in plaintext to Google. This information is vulnerable to government requests for data.”

The Backup Manager app stores Android device settings in Google’s cloud, associated with the user account paired with the device; the Backup Manager interface is part of the core Android application API as well, so it can be used by other Android apps. Backup is turned on by default for Nexus devices and can push data such as MMS and SMS messages, browser bookmarks, call logs, and system settings—including Wi-Fi passwords—to Google’s cloud for retrieval in the event that a device is broken, lost, or stolen.

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17 Jul 23:09

Man Who Couldn’t Defeat George W. Bush Attempting To Resolve Israel-Palestine Conflict

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. “[The individual whose sole goal for more than a year was to make the simple case that he would do a better job than one of the most disliked and poorly rated politicians of all time, and who decisively failed at this singular task] will lay out his bold vision for a road map to peace, and it’s one that we believe both Israelis and Palestinians will be very receptive to. Our best hope for a safe, prosperous Middle East lies with [a guy who came in second to a former substance abuser who nearly choked to death on a pretzel].”

AMMAN, JORDAN—Arriving in the Middle East today for top-level negotiations with Palestinian and Israeli officials, a man who could not even devise a way to beat George W.
17 Jul 23:07

Chrome for Android beta’s update indicates plug-in free video is coming

by Florence Ion
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Google yesterday pushed forward a significant update for Chrome for Android beta that will bring video chatting capabilities without the need for a plug-in or extraneous application.

Developers will be able to create real-time communications applications with the WebRTC API, which Google says:

…consist of three independent components: getUserMedia, which provides access to the user’s webcam and microphone; PeerConnection, which sets up calls with the ability to traverse NATs and firewalls; and DataChannels, which establishes peer-to-peer data communication between browsers.

These three features have been enabled in desktop Chrome for a while, and [yesterday’s] release adds support in Chrome for Android.”

As mentioned, the feature lets you use the camera and microphone on your mobile device to video chat without any need for third-party plug-ins. When you visit a particular site, it will request that you give it permission, and then you’ll be able to have a window-in-window chat with another individual. If you don’t have anyone to chat with, you can still test the functionality for yourself.

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17 Jul 23:05

Brandon Bird’s Astonishing World of Art, An Activity Book Featuring Witty Pop Culture Fun

by Justin Page
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Brandon Bird's Astonishing World of Art

Brandon Bird’s Astonishing World of Art is an upcoming art book by Los Angeles-based artist Brandon Bird featuring his witty pop culture-themed illustrations as “cut-outs, activities, pull-out postcards, sheets of stickers, slick inserts of painting reproductions, and a 80 or so pages to color.” The paperback, published by Chronicle Books, is available to pre-order online from Amazon and Barnes and Noble. It is scheduled to release in stores on September 1, 2013.

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Brandon Bird's Astonishing World of Art

Brandon Bird's Astonishing World of Art

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17 Jul 23:05

Police Mortality, A Feature Film About Police Violence Made With Over 120 Cop Movie Scenes

by Justin Page

The Anti-Banality Union has created Police Mortality, a feature length film (66 minutes long) about police violence and brutality that was made by splicing together over 120 scenes from action and cop movies. This is sequel to their 2011 supercut, “Unclear Holocaust.”

After a veteran detective commits suicide, it is up to the homicide squad to turn it into a murder… Then the uniforms start piling up. Strikes, occupations, and riots ensue, and society begins to crumble… finally! Can the force prevent itself from imploding? Will it be more Rambo than Dirty Harry? Is this movie actually a documentary?

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17 Jul 23:03

Beyond Good and Evil 2 was 'too big' for current consoles

by Megan Farokhmanesh
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Beyond Good and Evil 2 would have been "too big" for the current generation of consoles in terms of its player freedom, creator Michel Ancel told IGN during a recent Rayman Legends event.

Speaking with site, Ancel explained that the team wants to "try again" at making the game — not "just a sequel," but instead something "that really makes all the ideas that we had for the first one possible now with these consoles."

"I think we were doing something too big for this period," Ancel said. "Honestly, it was too challenging to put that on [current] consoles. I don't say the consoles were not good enough, I don't say the team was not good enough, but you have to scale what you want to do and the console itself."

According to Ancel, making the game bigger means giving players more freedom. Players don't want to investigate a story that's simply been written by developers.

"My feeling is that you want to investigate with your own way of investigating," Ancel said. "I like the freedom of choosing your vehicles, flying away with the spaceship and all those things."

Little has been said officially about Beyond Good and Evil 2, though Ubisoft did reassure fans in 2012 that work on the project slowly continues.

17 Jul 23:03

Fried Chicken and Waffle Sandwich

by Rusty Blazenhoff
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For his Fried Chicken and Waffle Sandwich, Jonathan of The Candid Appetite blended thick cut bacon, mounds of cheddar cheese, and scallions and added it to his homemade waffle batter. The sandwich uses two of these waffles as the “bread,” freshly fried buttermilk-battered chicken, lettuce, avocadoes, and tomato slices (detailed tutorial and recipe). Oh yes.

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17 Jul 23:02

ACLU claims some police departments keep license plate tracking data forever

by Jacob Kastrenakes

There's a good chance that a local law enforcement agency or a private company has all the information it needs to track your general whereabouts over the course of weeks, months, or even years. This detailed surveillance is made possible by automatic license plate readers that can capture and record the details on every single vehicle that passes by them. They've existed for years mounted to bridges and police cars, but their numbers have been accumulating throughout the US — and in a report released Wednesday, the American Civil Liberties Union (ACLU) has detailed just how ubiquitous the technology has become, and how it could be abused.


Over 99 percent of scanned plates belong to innocent drivers

According to the ACLU, nearly three-quarters of police agencies were using plate scanners as of 2011. The ACLU doesn't take issue with their outright use — but it's concerned with how their findings could be mishandled. For the most part, vehicles' location data ends up in a database specific to the local law enforcement agency. If a vehicle has been placed on police watch list, it may trigger an alert for the officers. But the vast majority of the plates belong to innocent drivers. The ACLU found that less than one percent of plates matched up with a watch list, and even fewer led to an arrest.

That leaves "hundreds of millions of data points" on innocent drivers stored inside of law enforcement computers. "Anyone with access to these systems could track his boss, his ex-wife," the ACLU notes. "An agent could target the owners of vehicles parked at political meetings, gay bars, gun stores, or abortion clinics." Many agencies prohibit officers from looking into the data for personal reasons, but as one New York police department put it, the use of this data "is only limited by the officer’s imagination."

Because of the potential for abuse, the ACLU believes that the surveillance data should be deleted within a matter of days or weeks. In its investigation of 293 state and local law enforcement agencies, the ACLU found that a number of agencies were deleting the scanner data within a short time frame, but others held onto it for years or never deleted it at all. However, the ACLU did not fully detail how many agencies fell into either camp.

Some surveillance data is never deleted

Private companies are getting in on the action too. Parking garages and repossession agencies — which capture the license plate data for their own use — hang onto their data as well, and sometimes sell it to law enforcement groups. While the scope of a private company's collection may seem to be limited, the ACLU reports that one repossession company claims to be in possession of photographs and location data on "a large majority" of registered vehicles in the US.

The growing presence of plate readers has its benefits though: it makes finding a stolen vehicle or a vehicle associated with a crime much easier. So far five states have enacted laws to manage the scanners' use, and the ACLU hopes that others will soon move to govern the widespread collection of American citizens' travel details.

17 Jul 23:01

Jack Ma: Mowing down demonstrators in Tiananmen Square was the “correct decision”

by Gwynn Guilford
Jack Ma (Ma Yun), Chairman of Alibaba Group, attends the 8th Netrepreneur Summit in Hangzhou city, east Chinas Zhejiang province, 10 September 2011. Chinas Alibaba Group aims for 1 trillion yuan (US$157 billion) in transaction volume next year on its Taobao platform, Alibaba Group chairman Jack Ma said on Saturday (10 September 2011) at the 8th Netrepreneur Summit in Hangzhou, capital of the eastern Chinese province of Zhejiang.(Imaginechina via AP Images

The business sections of Chinese bookstores teem with titles on Warren Buffet, Steve Jobs, and other Western luminaries. But there are few, if any, books about Chinese business leaders. Jack Ma could change that.

With a massive IPO of his company expected later this year, Ma will enter the firmament of global tech visionaries. A brilliant businessman and innovator, the Alibaba founder may be the first Chinese CEO to be widely venerated by his nation—and the rest of the world. Maybe not now, though.

Ma was recently quoted praising former president Deng Xiaoping, saying Deng made the right call in ordering the deaths of hundreds of Tiananmen Square protesters in 1989. In an interview with the South China Morning Post (paywall), Ma said:

A company’s CEO, it doesn’t matter if it’s an Alibaba incident or the splitting-off of Alipay [the controversial spinoff of Alibaba's Paypal-like payment service], in that moment, it’s like you’re Deng Xiaoping on ’6/4′ [the date when the army killed protesters in Tiananmen Square]. He was the top decision-maker in the country; he had to be steady, he had to make those cruel decisions. This was not a perfect decision, but it was the most correct decision. It was the most correct decision at the time.

For anyone but a Communist Party member speaking on the record, it’s not a politically—or morally—popular stance to take.

And, sure enough, Sina Weibo users were mostly enraged and disgusted by Ma’s comments, reports the Wall Street Journal (paywall). ”We should organize a mass of people to invade Alibaba’s annual meeting and force Jack Ma to apologize to the dead,” said one. Others called for boycotts. Activists are now circulating an online petition asking him to apologize.

Could Ma’s enthusiasm for sending in the tanks hurt his company? A boycott of Taobao, Alibaba’s online marketplace, could be damaging: Though it has 500 million consumers, there’s no shortage of alternatives. His remarks could also tarnish Ma’s reputation among Western investors.

But neither of those outcomes seems likely. Beyond Sina Weibo users, it’s hard to know the Chinese populace’s views on Tiananmen, thanks to decades of censorship. That has also robbed the massacre of its potential symbolism, making it an unlikely source of collective outrage. How potential investors in Alibaba’s IPO might react if the story gained legs is harder to say. But Ma no longer runs Alibaba, a possible conscience-salve for uneasy investors.

The bigger question, though, is why Ma said it in the first place. The fact that the Tiananmen protesters posed no threat to anyone else’s safety is uncontroversial. It’s also bizarre that his championing of Deng was basically unprompted—Ma spoke in response to a question about Ma’s responsibilities after the departure of former Alibaba.com CEO David Wei, who stepped down in the wake of a fraud scandal.

Was Ma flaunting his Communist Party bona fides to his political patrons? Does he genuinely identify with Deng’s decision? Impossible to say. But he did just equate the Jack Ma management style with the Party’s vilest aspect. Not great for the legacy, no matter how brilliant you are.


17 Jul 22:59

TrackingPoint aims to produce “Super Gun” with 3,000-yard single-shot accuracy

by Lee Hutchinson
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Ars has written several times before about Austin-based TrackingPoint, producers of "precision guided firearms," or PGFs. TrackingPoint's current set of products is a range of bolt-action hunting rifles which use a large computerized scope to assist their users in making shots at distances of up to about 1,000 yards (about 915 meters). The system works well enough that even novice rifle users can reliably place rounds on target at that distance, as we found out when we demoed several PGFs back in March.

TrackingPoint's initial run of PGFs have almost all been pre-sold, and the company is looking to expand in a big way: it plans to construct a technology demonstrator tentatively called the "Super Gun," which will be able to fire a large projectile and achieve a typical PGF's single-shot accuracy at distances out to more than 3,000 yards—that's about 1.7 miles, or 2.7 kilometers.

"We wanted to be able to push the limits of what the technology is capable of," explained TrackingPoint CEO Jason Schauble to Ars. "We came up with the project to challenge our engineering team, to take things to the next level. Because if I can take it [from twelve hundred yards] to three thousand yards plus, I know I can also hit anything in between."

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17 Jul 22:46

NSA Admits It Analyzes More People's Data Than Previously Revealed

by Philip Bump, Atlantic Wire
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Analysts look 'two or three hops' from terror suspects when evaluating terror activity, official says.
17 Jul 22:35

Dark Chocolate Chunk Cookie Ice Cream Sandwiches

by Heather Hands

It wasn't until a few years ago, that I sunk my teeth into a real ice cream cookie sandwich. Bigger than the palm of my hand, enough calories to keep me going for the day. Soft and chewy chocolate chip cookies held together with the creamiest ice cream you could imagine. It was a tradition - these ice cream sandwiches. In a land, far far north, amongst Ontario's Crown Forest, lies a tiny island. To reach it, you must drive a lengthy distance down a dirt road, or if you're feeling adventurous, you can make a running jump onto a boxcar, and ride it past. You will need to jump back off though, which probably takes a bit more practice. From the dirt road, lies a smaller dirt driveway leading to a small cottage owned by a family friend. From there, there is a small boat tied to a dock. You must untie the boat, place your belongings in, and ride it across the water to the island. Brent's father spends a few months there each summer. It belongs to his side of the family, shared amongst an aunt and uncle, and 2 cousins. They live much closer, a few hours, so they get to enjoy it often. For Brent's dad, after and 9 hour drive, I can see why he remains there for much of the summer. Trying to soak in as much outdoor bliss as possible. 



I have been there once, three years ago. I remember the island, the small cute cottage where Brent spent most of his summers as a kid. The hand painted pictures strung up on the walls made by a smaller and much younger Brent. The tiny black stove, the same stove that Brent's grandmother used to bake fresh blueberry and lemon pies. I remember swimming in the lake, riding the boat at sunset, listening to the loons, watching the water ripple like a soft silky sheet. Taking the boat across the lake to a small general store, jumping out and running like a small child, opening the big freezer door and grabbing a chocolate chip ice cream sandwich. I ate it in the boat as we cruised around the lake, not a person for miles. Aside from tasting incredible, it's the memories associated with this occasion that keep the fondness alive. I am so thankful that I got to experience a bit of Brent's youth. Seeing what he did, the cottage and all of its belongings still intact, like they were 20 years ago. After hearing so many stories on what a great place it is, having it all come to life was something special. Brent's dad and sister are up at the cottage now. Fishing and enjoying the fresh air. Sometimes I wish we lived a bit closer to home.


Longing for cottage life and tranquil water, I devised a plan to recreate a bit of it at home. What I should have done was filled a kiddie pool with water one the balcony, but of course, I turned to the option that resulted in food. I though about being super fancy and creative, and making some sort of wild and crazy ice cream sandwich involving elderflower and cherries etc. And then Brent said something to me that really resonated. He said "people like simple classics, done right. There is no need to overcomplicated things. I completely agreed 100 percent. 


I have been contemplating the purchase of an ice cream machine for about 4 years now. Each time the idea crosses my mind, I quickly become terrified at how little self control I have, and then I put it off for a few more months. My friend Andi, whom has been a religious follower of my blog from the beginning, generously lent me her ice cream machine a few weeks ago, accompanied with the book - Jenis Splendid Ice Creams At Home. I wouldn't call myself an expert. I've been making ice cream for about 2 weeks, therefore I don't think that I could start experimenting, or trouble shooting. I am however an ice cream connoisseur, and have basically travelled the world in search of the best ice cream. 

I chose to use Jenis vanilla ice cream recipe, because the result is soft, smooth, and silky. Perfect really, for squishing between two sandwiches. If you wan to delve into the world of ice cream, I suggest picking up a copy of her book. She has great tips and tricks, and explains things on a scientific level, which is super fun and interesting. As for the cookie recipe, I turned to the Brown Eyed Baker, because her recipes are always amazing, and I was drawn to her photo representing this recipe. I wanted a chocolate chip cookie that was soft and chewy, subtly sweet with a touch of salt. I wanted to used dark brown sugar for sweetness and color, and add chopped chunks of dark chocolate - I love they way they look. I experimented with a few batches, trying to perfect a perfect ratio of cookie to ice cream, a perfect size sandwich, and ultimate chewiness. What I have learned is that personally, I enjoy a smaller sandwich, each cookie weighing 1 oz before baking. A half inch thickness of ice cream. And a slightly under cooked cookie will result in the best texture. These little sandwiches are the perfect sweet treat, and wont leave you feeling regret after you eat the whole thing.


DARK CHOCOLATE CHUNK COOKIE ICE CREAM SANDWICHES
makes 19 small sandwiches
notes: making ice cream sandwiches is a little finicky. You will need to work quickly when you are adding the ice cream to the sandwich - it tends to melt fast, especially on a hot day. If the ice cream melts too much before placing the sandwich back into the freezer, the weight of the cookies will squish the ice cream out of the sides. 

Remove the cookies and the ice cream from the freezer. Let the ice cream melt for a few minutes so that you can easily mold it between the cookies. Place a scoop of ice cream on one of the cookies. Place the other one on top and press down. With a knife, smooth the sides. Wrap the cookies in wax paper and place into the fridge. Can be stored for up to a month. 

ICE CREAM RECIPE
makes one pint 

1 tbsp + 1 tsp corn starch
2 cups whole milk
3 tbsp (1.5 oz) cream cheese, softened
1/8 tsp salt
ice bath
1 1/4 cups heavy cream
1 tsp vanilla
2 tbsp light corn syrup
2/3 cups white sugar


In a small bowl, dissolve the corn starch with 2 tbsp of the milk. Stir to break down any lumps with a wire whisk. In a medium size bowl, combine the cream cheese and salt with a whisk. In a large pot, bring the rest of the milk, cream, vanilla, corn syrup, and sugar to a rolling boil on medium heat. Boil for 4 minutes, constantly stirring with a spatula. Remove the pot from the heat and stir in the cornstarch slurry. Place the pot back on the stove and bring to a boil. Boil for one minute, stirring, until it starts to thicken. Remove the pot from the stove and pour the milk into a large Ziploc bag. Seal the bag, and then place it into an ice bath - a large bowl filled with ice and cold water - for 30 minutes or until cold. With the ice cream machine running, pour in all the mixture. Let it churn for 10 - 20 minutes, until the ice cream freezes and pulls away from the sides. Scoop the ice cream into a container with a seal and place into the freezer for at least 4 hours before serving.


DARK CHOCOLATE CHUNK COOKIE RECIPE
makes 38 small cookies
adapted lightly from Brown Eyed Baker 

12 tbsp (1 1/2 sticks) unsalted butter, melted
2 cups + 2 tbsp (10 5/8 ounces) unbleached all purpose flour
1/2 tsp baking soda
1/2 tsp salt
1 cup (7 oz) dark brown sugar
1/2 cup (3.5 oz) white sugar
1 egg + 1 yolk
1 tsp pure vanilla
150 g (5 1/4 oz) dark chocolate, chopped into small pieces
Preheat the oven to 325ºF. Rearrange the oven racks so that one of them is in the middle. Melt the butter in a small microwave safe dish for 20 seconds or in a small saucepan on low. Then let the butter cool to warm.

In a medium size bowl, add the flour, baking soda, salt and combine. Set to the side. In a large bowl or bowl of a stand mixer, add the butter, brown and white sugar. Using the hand mixer, or stand mixer with the paddle attachment, beat on low-med until combined. Add the eggs and vanilla and beat until combined. Reduce the speed to low, add the flour and mix until it is just combined and no longer visible. Add the chopped chocolate and stir with a spatula.

I divided the cookie dough into 38 small dough balls, each weighing 1 ounce, resulting in a cookie 2 inches wide. If this is your first time making ice cream sandwich cookies, try experimenting. You can try making small cookies, medium, or large, as long as you have two same sized cookies to make a sandwich. Roll the cookie into a ball. Break the ball in half, and then fasten it back together with the rough side facing up.

Space the cookies on a baking sheet 2 inches apart. Bake anywhere from 10 - 15 minutes depending on the cookie size - a shorter baking time for smaller cookies. If you are making small 1 ounce cookies, keep and eye on them starting at 8 minutes. Mine took 10 minutes. I removed them at 12 minutes, but  they got to crispy in the freezer. You want to remove them from the oven when they have puffed up in the middle but still look a bit raw. They will sink once you remove them from the oven, this is normal. Let them cool on the baking sheet for 5 - 10 minutes, cool enough to touch, and then place them into the freezer. Do not over bake or they will become to crispy once frozen. You want them to be soft enough to melt in your mouth with the ice cream. The cookies will harden slightly in the freezer.


17 Jul 22:14

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17 Jul 22:11

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17 Jul 21:17

Viacom loses Harmonix lawsuit, must pay $299M disputed bonuses

by Samit Sarkar

The Delaware Supreme Court ruled against Viacom yesterday in the company's years-long court dispute with Harmonix over bonus payments, and the media conglomerate must now pay the $299 million it owes to the studio.

Yesterday's decision in the case, Viacom v. Winshall — the defendant represents Harmonix's former stockholders — affirms prior judgments against Viacom from an arbitrator in 2011 and a lower court in 2012. Viacom had appealed the lower court's decision to the state supreme court. The company maintained all along that the arbitration agency failed to consider certain evidence, and that it lacked the authority to rule that a particular issue in the case could be decided by an arbiter rather than a court.

The higher court dismissed both claims yesterday. Unless Viacom appeals the decision to the U.S. Supreme Court, or the ruling is reconsidered, it will stand.

MTV Networks, a subsidiary of Viacom, purchased Harmonix in September 2006 for $175 million, and Viacom ended up selling the studio in December 2010. The terms of the acquisition included "earn-out" payments to be made to Harmonix's former stockholders, depending on the studio's performance in 2007 and 2008.

Viacom paid Harmonix bonuses of $150 million in 2007, but determined that it owed the stockholders nothing in 2008 and later sought a refund of its earlier payment. Walter Winshall, the stockholders' representative, disputed the calculation, and the companies went to an arbitration agency, which decided in December 2011 that Viacom owed Harmonix an additional $383 million. Viacom agreed to pay $84 million of that amount to settle the 2007 bonuses, but the companies went to court over the remaining $299 million for 2008's payouts.

A Harmonix representative told Polygon the studio has no comment on the ruling. We've also reached out to Viacom for comment, and will update this article with any response we receive.

17 Jul 21:09

John DiMaggio yells about spoilers in the first Adventure Time: Explore the Dungeon Because I Don't Know! trailer

by Jordan Mallory
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"Cinnamon Bun is a playable character"

John DiMaggio yells about spoilers in the first Adventure Time Explore the Dungeon Because I Don't Know! trailer
What time is it? Why, time for the very first Adventure Time: Explore the Dungeon Because I Don't Know! trailer, of course. The isometric hack-and-slash co-op dungeon crawler from WayForward features the voice talents of John DiMaggio, Tom Kenny and Jeremy Shada, all of which are present to varyingly belligerent degrees in this first look at the game.

Kenny, the voice of the Ice King and everyone else from your childhood, describes Princess Bubblegum's Secret Dungeon as more of a "fungeon," while DiMaggio (Jake the Dog) seems mostly offended that someone is talking to him in the first place. The single most important takeaway from this, however, is that Cinnamon Bun is a playable character in all his awkward, uncomfortable glory.

Adventure Time: Explore the Dungeon Because I Don't Know! is headed to Wii U, Xbox 360, PlayStation 3, PC and 3DS sometime this fall.

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