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Blue case for his overalls, green controllers for his shirt, black eject button for his mustache, and brown bottom for his shoes. I love you, weegee Famicom. Big ups to Gamelabo for making this, and simplyAwful for linking it.
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BUY Luigi's Mansion: Dark Moon, upcoming games
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the bf and I started playing Skyrim today
goodbye life
Update for those who asked:
I’m playing an orc. Because duh. (but also really wanted to play an argonian tho)
We’re playing separately. He’s on the PS3 and I’m on my laptop.
He’s already on level 5 and I’m still at level 2 because I had NO idea what the fuck I was doing at first or how to control anything, and then I kept getting lost and then also tried to explore everything and then stole a lot of shit.
And I still have no idea what the fuck I’m doing. But I got a horse.
So now I can can have no idea what the fuck I’m doing, but faster.

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The Nokia brand name, one of the most storied marks in mobile, will never grace another smartphone.
Under the terms of Microsoft's $7.2 billion acquisition of Nokia's devices and services division, the "Asha" and "Lumia" trademarks will transfer to Redmond, but the "Nokia" mark will remain property of the Finnish company, and may only be used on featurephones under a 10-year license agreement. That means any future Windows Phones built by the newest division of Microsoft will be Microsoft-branded — and that Nokia has said its goodbyes to a smartphone market it once helped to create.
'Lumia' and 'Asha' belong to Microsoft now
That's a quiet goodbye for what was once a powerhouse of smartphone innovation. Let's take a moment by gazing at the N93, one of the wildest smartphone designs of all time.

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Microsoft’s $7.2 billion deal for most of struggling Finnish phone manufacturer Nokia lessens the load of an unlikely burden—a surplus of overseas cash. Microsoft will pay for the acquisition entirely in cash from its $60 billion in offshore holdings.
Microsoft and other US-based multinational giants, particularly technology companies, have been under fire for the huge amount of cash they hold overseas instead of repatriating it, where it would be subject to clutches of the Internal Revenue Service. At the end of 2012, Microsoft held 89% of its over $68 billion in cash overseas, second only to Apple, which had 69% of its $137 billion offshore. The St. Louis Federal Reserve said in a January report that the cash hoarding helps to explain the US’s slow recovery from the recession.
Microsoft shifted some $21 billion overseas between 2009 and 2011 and managed to avoid paying $4.5 billion in taxes on goods sold in the US, according to a US Senate committee report, by the aggressive use of a tax strategy known as “transfer pricing.” The report said Microsoft also transferred royalty income to low-tax countries like Singapore and Ireland, including one unit that was headquartered in Bermuda and had no employees.
For many of the workers in Espoo, Finland, the deal is sure to be a relief, especially after Nokia’s chief executive compared their position to an offshore oil worker standing on a “burning platform” with “multiple points of scorching heat that are fueling a blazing fire around us.” And happily for Microsoft, Finland is planning to cut its corporate tax rate to 20% from 24.5% to attract new business.
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NY case puts N-word use among blacks on trial Charlotte Observer NEW YORK A federal jury has rejected the argument that use of the N-word among blacks can be a culturally acceptable term of love and endearment, deciding its use in the workplace is hostile and discriminatory no matter what. Jurors last week awarded ... and more » |

A card I got when I was a kid - no idea on the artist.
George Leonnec: Centaur Kiss, for La Vie Parisienne (1924)
firehose"these species combos aren't goldendoodles: you didn't just breed two dogs and come up with a teddy bear that can play fetch. It's more like you cut a retriever and a poodle in half and glued the parts together"
I've got some strong opinions about mermaids (they're gross, and I hate them). But actually it goes deeper than that. I think I'm a one-species-per-body purist. Centaurs, it turns out, are even more disgusting than mermaids.
If you look at the way they're connected, centaurs have an entire human torso. But they also have a full horse digestive system from the neck down. That means they eat human food, digest it, and then poop it into their horse necks like their own human centi-steeds.
And you've been to enough parades to know how horses work. Even if he's wearing a leather vest and looking suspiciously like Pierce Brosnan...
Or is shirtless and sexy and trying to sell you soap...
don't forget he's half horse. He can't control his bowels. So he'll just be walking around your house or demigod camp randomly dropping gigantic horse poops everywhere.
I don't like satyrs either. They seem fun and sexy, but don't forget Mr. Tumnus is hiding a goat penis.
Drider, Harpy, Ketu, all of them are incredibly disturbing. The problem is these species combos aren't goldendoodles: you didn't just breed two dogs and come up with a teddy bear that can play fetch. It's more like you cut a retriever and a poodle in half and glued the parts together. If you've got to do it, at least stop at the head.
firehoseCara Ellison beat
"Gillen’s Whedonesque overconfidence transmits an incredibly strong feeling that the characters R Who They R and anyone who doesn’t like it can take a bath in a tub full of glitter"
"Kate’s momentary contemplation on whether she should feel shame at a one night stand in the very first page of the series is an important fuck you to conservative social mores: of course she shouldn’t be ashamed of her own desires. Her young heart: it runs free. And the young man she has bedded respects that, and has the cutest ass I’ve ever seen."

Cara Ellison reviews Gillen and McKelvie’s Young Avengers 1-9
Young Avengers is a book about some young misfit superheroes who are flung together to clean up a mess one of them created by accident. You’ve got Hawkeye Kate Bishop; Hulkling, ‘shape shifting alien hybrid guy’; Loki, the god of mystery (Gillen just finished writing his Journey Into Mystery comics); Marvel Boy (banished kree music lover and semi-naked dancer); Miss America, mysterious interdimensional kicker of butt; Wiccan, angsty chaos magic user (my crush); and recent recruit, Prodigy, who knows pretty much everything. The whole feeling of the book is of a morning after someone you know has trashed their parents’ house, and they’ve clawed together a sigh of hungover associates to help them clean it all up. Only all those friends are neon-cool and glitter-fantastic, and recover from hangovers irritatingly quickly. One even wears a cape.
[Photo: Young Avengers art by Jamie McKelvie]
firehose"Almost every single person in America has access to basic food, clothing, water and sanitation. I haven't been to states like Louisiana"
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Years after Metafilter established itself as one of the web’s web's best niche communities, its regulars, at no one’s one's bidding, started calling each other MeFites. (Me fights!) There might have been competing alternatives once, but this name stuck. MeFite became canon.
It’s a pillar of subcultural capital to invest in names, codes, and inside jokes as a means of shoring up identity and contrasting one’s one's chosen peers against the dominant culture. So it has bugged me for a while that we diehards who share and discuss stories directly on RSS readers don’t don't have a name for each other. The standby in the Google Reader days was ‘sharebro’, but where that hot paper bag of noise came from I don’t don't care to find out. Ours is a new era of social RSS. Eclectic, threatened, more diffuse than ever, but wiser for it.
Luckily NewsBlur’s NewsBlur's aslum happened on a solution before anyone else has to. He bases it off a Dinosaur Comics formula for taking the gender out of occupational nouns: as firemen become firefighters, waitresses become waitfighters.
Hence sharefighters. It has a definite certainly has a ring to it. Sharefighters. Dousing the flames of ignorance. Resisting Resising the pull of big social networks. Putting up dukes for independent content creators. Punching above our weight. Roundhousing dudebros out the door.
In the video “En Puntas” by artist Javier Pérez, a ballerina dances atop a grand piano with kitchen knives affixed to her pointe shoes.